>"Put your mother in a straight-jacket you punk ass white boy. Come here and tell me that, I'll fuck you in your ass you punk white boy. You faggot. You can't touch me, you're not man enough. I'll eat your asshole alive, you bitch. C'mon anybody in here can't fuck with this. This is the ultimate, man. Fuck you, you ho. Come and say it to my face.... I'll fuck you in the ass in front of everybody. You bitch.... come on, you bitch. You're scared coward, you're not man enough to fuck with me. You can't last two minutes in my world, bitch. Look at you scared now, you ho.... scared like a little white pussy. Scared of the real man. I'll fuck you 'til you love me, faggot!"
what did he mean by this
Top fuckin bantz
SPINAL
>>66251561
He was inviting him for dinner.
>>66251561
Classic cry for help manifesting as aggression.
roid rage tyson is worst tyson
he doesn't hate white people, not even his muslim prison experiences could do that, he was adopted by a white man, was/is good pals with Trump, and of course, Kevin Rooney..
>>66253095
I BROKE MY BACK
>>66251561
Why would anybody do a tatoo on their face?
>>66261015
Face tats are god tier
>>66251561
He also said he would eat Lennox Lewis's children
>>66253216
>worst tyson
probably best tyson
>>66261071
>slut tattoo on her arse cheek
based
He was making a very subtle and satirical commentary on the trickle down economics of free trade
This reminds me of how awful Key & Peele generally was, sure you had the odd funny sketch but the next Chappelle Show my ass
It's a cry for help
>>66261125
>tfw we will never see such brazen, ballsy tip-top tier banter from an athlete ever again
When did they all become so boring and bland?
>>66263297
>I like marketing: the post
It's just promotion. Anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATStn4kQQNM
>>66263370
Bullshit. What kind of deranged PR person would tell their client to wildly praise Islam and make threats against children?
Tyson is legitimately like that, just watch him in more current interviews.
Kovalev has the insults but he doesn't have the charisma and smirk to make them work like Tyson did.
>>66263442
Kek, he is aggressive no doubt, but doesn't come even close to really meaning what he says when he talks about "puttin white boi in straight jacket" or "I'll eat your children". He does it for this image
At the end of the day, what matters is that he isn't even a top 10 Heavyweight ever
>>66263442
>Bullshit. What kind of deranged PR person would tell their client to wildly praise Islam and make threats against children?
Tyson's image was all about being a menacing villain. Being the bad guy can be a good thing in boxing, people keep tuning in hoping that you'll get beaten even if the fights are boring as hell. Just look at Mayweather.
>>66251561
>I'll eat your asshole alive
>mike tyson will never eat your asshole
>>66251561
>I'll eat your asshole
Pretty gay desu
>>66251561
>I'll fuck you 'til you love me, faggot!"
This quote is really the GOAT of all time.
>>66263442
He wasn't legitimately like that. Tyson was high as fuck for that entire part of his career.
>>66263370
quack quack quack
>>66253216
He hated Rooney though, because he actually made him train and study
>>66265131
meh hes our captain though, you cant hate him
youre in the club and these guys start slapping your girlfriends ass, what do you do?
>>66265556
start crying and helping them slap it
>>66261865
>next Chappelle Show
holy shit who said this??? fucking idiots man
>>66263370
I think his personalty was exaggerated to a certain extent, but he is legitimately bipolar so yeah...
>>66261071
No they are WOAT
TATTOO LOCATION POWER RANKINGS
1. Sleeve
2. Thigh
3. Side
Gap
4. Calf
5. Upper back
6. Stomach
7. Chest
Gap
8. Bicep
9. Ankle
Gap
9001. Tramp stamp
90001. Neck
900001.Face
>>66266152
>chest below stomach
>calf anywhere near that high
>>66266152
90000000000001. Hands
>>66266152
>>66266235
90000000000002. Feet
>>66266235
>hands
holy fuck i hate that, unless you're in some kind of ritualistic organization there's no reason to get one
and no lips on the neck are not cool
>>66266152
>2016
>tattoos
>>66266152
all tattoos are shit for plebs
>>66266233
Chest and stomach are both spic-tier, they are basically interchangeable
>>66266442
maybe across whole upper chest, but there are plenty of tattoos on the pec/over the heart that aren't spic-like at all
>>66266152
>2016
>tattoos
Okay, grandpa
>>66266570
>quotes wrong post
Okay, grandpa
>>66266535
Yeah i didnt really get into that level of minutiae on my rankings
Also
>spic detected
>>66266647
No, I didn't, Heysoose. Go back to trimming the lawn
