>Saturday
Everton v Arsenal
Chelsea v West Ham
Crystal Palace v Leicester
Watford v Stoke City
West Brom v Norwich
Swansea v Aston Villa
>Sunday
Newcastle Utd v Sunderland
Southampton v Liverpool
Manchester City v Manchester United
Tottenham v Bournemouth
Genuine Super Sunday edition
>tfw getting relegated
oh thank god you're here
can't wait for tomorrow tbqh, finally some good matches on Saturday
>>66248286
King is always here
>>66248281
Can't wait for Villa to go down and fade into irrelevancy like Leeds
Everton loanee Shani Tarashaj has received his first callup to the national team. Though it's likely he'll end up playing with the U21s.
Inler
>>66248412
He's been dropped. Right decision too, captain or not.
>>66248431
Wish that happened to
Rooney
>>66248431
he should be dropped alright, for looking like a violent rapist
remember falcao
Everton
West Ham
Leicester
Draw
Swans
Newcastle
Draw
United
Draw
>>66248791
barely
yo
/epl/'s always ded in spite of this being the GOAT PL season
it's Friday night everyone's out having sex
>>66251882
where is everyone posting?
>>66251914
m8 come on
>>66251914
>everyone's out having sex
everyone but me
Everton 2-1 Arsenal
Chelsea 2-2 West Ham
Crystal Palace 1-2 Leicester
Watford 0-0 Stoke
West Brom 1-0 Norwich
Swansea 2-1 Aston Villa
Newcastle 0-1 Sunderland
Southampton 2-3 Liverpool
Manchester City 2-0 Manchester United
Tottenham 3-0 Bournemouth
coys niggers
>Newcastle
IN
>Sunderland, Norwich or CP
OUT
CHAT
Everton 2-3 Arsenal
Chelsea 2-2 West Ham
Crystal Palace 1-4 Leicester
Watford 1-0 Stoke
West Brom 1-1 Norwich
Swansea 2-1 Aston Villa
Newcastle 2-1 Sunderland
Southampton 1-1 Liverpool
Manchester City 2-1 Manchester United
Tottenham 3-1 Bournemouth
Everton v Arsenal 2-2
Chelsea v West Ham 1-2
Crystal Palace v Leicester 1-2
Watford v Stoke City 2-0
West Brom v Norwich 1-0
Swansea v Aston Villa 2-0
>Sunday
Newcastle Utd v Sunderland 2-1
Southampton v Liverpool 1-1
Manchester City v Manchester United 2-1
Tottenham v Bournemouth 1-1
Everton 0-2 Arsenal
Chelsea 1-1 West Ham
Crystal Palace 0-1 Leicester
Watford 2-1 Stoke City
West Brom 1-1 Norwich
Swansea 2-0 Aston Villa
Newcastle Utd 0-2 Sunderland
Southampton 1-2 Liverpool
Manchester City 1-1 Manchester United
Tottenham 3-0 Bournemouth
>posting the fixtures without kick-off times
City will beat PSG.
Dunno why I can feel it, PSG will choke
>>66257249
>the Arabico
>>66257283
the abu derby sounds better
should I watch chelsea - west ham or lester - cp
is costa suspended?
>>66248264
>Everton
>West Ham
>Leicester
>Stoke
>Norwich
>Swansea
>Newcastle
>Southampton
>Manure
>Tottenham Hotshit
There's your winners for you. Might as well book it and not thank me for the free cash later.
>>66252697
CHEAT
>>66256883
the only accurate prediction yet
Lads who's excited for Manure to lose by 2 and Liverpyule to win by 2??????
The thought is making my cock rock hard
what's the best midweek vacation spot in england? i have four free days in the first week of november
>>66257723
Brilliant desu
>>66260132
Delusional fucks like you need to be eliminated from the gene pool. >>>96
Chelsea wins lol
>>66260770
I hope. Chelsea can still finish 6th or the 7th, I just hope the players (and the club) will care. Even worse would be Chelsea telling the players to not finish in the EL zone so Conte can have it easier next year.
morning lids
You now remember Danny Ings
Predictions:
Everton 2-2 Arsenal
Chelsea 1-1 West Ham
Crystal Palace 0-1 Leicester
Watford 1-0 Stoke City
West Brom 0-0 Norwich
Swansea 3-0 Aston Villa
Newcastle 0-2 Sunderland
Southampton 0-3 Liverpool
Manchester City 0-0 Manchester United
Tottenham 3-1 Bournemouth
Who /arsenal/ here?
Can't wait for Arsenal to Arsenal it up tonight
>>66261611
Swansea will not have 3 more goals than Villa
>>66261827
Fuck sake I hate you people.
>3 more goals than
This makes me feel ill.
>>66261899
>t. Autist
>>66248897
>>66252378
>>66254270
>>66254545
>>66256883
>>66260029
>>66261611
Money.
>>66261928
Hello shitchatter.
>>66261815
>tonight
the kickoff is early afternoon
>>66261952
I think he means tonight Australia time.
Today Pardiola ends the meme
>yfw Everton kills Arsenal's title hopes
>>66262295
Arsenal still have title hopes?
>Stoke lose a run of games, have a terrible start to the season
>Media: *crickets* *tumbleweed*
>Stoke win a handful of games, return to lower-mid table
>Media: Hughes to Manchester United, Hughes to Chelsea, Bojan/Arnautovic/Shaqiri > Messi/Suarez/Neymar, new European superpower
>Stoke lose a few soft games, return to mediocre form
>Media: *crickets* *tumbleweed*
The Teflon club.
>>66262309
They're a delusional bunch.
>>66262309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9iuwwfV9rk
>>66262310
it's probably just that stoke being a bit shit isn't much of a story desu lad
>>66262364
With the money that they've spent, you'd think that there would be a bit more pressure to perform. Their wage bill must be one of the highest in the league.
>>66262387
true, but counteracting all that is years and years of being stoke
>>66262364
http://www.totalsportek.com/money/english-premier-league-wage-bills-club-by-club/
today's the day lads
cant wait for the international break
>>66262426
kill yourself
>>66262328
Speaking of which, when did Lester mathematically secure survival? Haven't found a single piece of news regarding that.
>>66262481
>implying people didn't already know we'd be finishing in the top half on the table
>>66262481
wait a sec...
>>66262481
>>66262534
was hoping the 2016-17 wiki page would have a link to it but no
here's the four teams guaranteed to be there next year at the moment
I really want cp to get smashed, i totally fucking hate pardew
>>66262548
Can't you look at the history of the page and find when Leicester was added?
>>66262552
>Hating Pards
I hope they lose today just because Leicester but would love to see them end the season well and pick up the FA cup
>>66262548
there is a wiki for this....
>>66262562
ah yes, I had a look
1st March, so the 2-2 draw with West Brom did the trick
>>66262579
>they secured safety with a draw
kek
>>66262575
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016–17_Premier_League
They always put the wiki pages up a year or two early
>international break is coming up
WHY ITS FUCKING BORING
whats your fantasy team?
>>66262610
this desu. Was looking forward to some more club football in the easter break
>>66262310
Stoke are so fucking based senpai
>>66262635
>still playing past week10
>>66252378
>Leicester scoring more than once in a game
It'll be a 0-1
>>66262422
>Newcastle United
b-but Ashley out! He never spends!
What did he mean by this?
>your teams game is on a Sunday
fucking hate this
Have you prayed to Amaterasu-ōmikami for a Leicester win, /sp/?
>Back when he was first picked for the Japanese national team, Okazaki fully packed his suitcase with Manga for training. "If my teammates get bored in the hotel and come to my room for the comics I brought, I can blend into the team smoothly," Okazaki's head was filled with such imaginations - among the numerous titles of manga, Okazaki's favourite was Captain Tsubasa.
>Of course, he had said before that his favourite character was Matsuyama-kun (Foil to Tsubasa - compensates for his relative lack of talent against Tsubasa with hard work). Okazaki, "contrarian" in some respects, nonetheless transformed into Ozora Tsubasa.
from some japanese magazine article on Okazaki :3
>>66262779
It means Pardew is going to have him for breakfast
>>66262656
At full strength
--------------------Butland------------------
Johnson-Shawcross-Wollscheid-Pieters
----------Afellay----------Imbula-----------
Shaqiri------------Bojan-------Arnautovic
-------------------Diouf---------------------
Pretty fucking based
>>66262966
Bench players including Given, Cameron, Muniesa, Whelan, Adam, Ireland, Joselu, Crouch, Odemwingie
>>66262610
i like it desu
iceland going to denmark and greece to shove it in their faces that iceland is going to the euros and they are not
and about 17/23 places guaranteed, I want to see how the potential 6 perform
the meme ends tonight, right?
>>66263140
Yep
>>66263140
>every week
stop it
>Hummels
>Thiago
>Bale
>Sneijder
>Fabregas
Only oldfags will remember.
>palace
easy 3 points for my foxes
>>66263490
>>66262635
scored 79 points last week
bumped me up to top 12k overall
Goodison's Fletch and Sav box looks comfy
pardew vs ranieri
now that is a meme match up
>not slipping a cheeky 100 on west brom and norwich x
do you hate money?
>>66263607
Yes, I hate it because I have none.
>>66263641
You and be both m8, it is literally my life savings I got on the line.
my face when spurs win the league
>lifelong
/chats/ can fuck off
>>66263755
I wonder how Kane feels knowing that he could have stayed at Leicester and win the league with us but he preferred a life of mediocrity with Spurs just for the money.
Mark Hughes should be sacked. He's underachieving so hard with that Stoke team. Get in Eddie Howe
>>66262769
Not until this season
>Arsenal
>>66263945
I hope they win desu, I want Chelsea to be in the upper half of the table.
why is wenger playing saogo v2?
>>66263963
oh shit.. just remembered terry's back and there's no way he's not starting his 700th chelsea app
... iva back to rb against payet
>>66264095
>700th chelsea app
Neat. Although he's probably the last of a generation who stay at 1 club.
>http://www.chelseafc.com/news/latest-news/2016/03/loan-move-for-blackman.html
Sweden yes
What English player on your favourite team is a hack who nicks a living?
Arsenal: Feo
>>66264160
>jamal blackman
>is actually a black man
every time
[cultural enrichment intensifies]
>>66264202
>>66264170
yooo lol
>>66264202
Bentaleb I guess.
>>66264204
>drink water
>chill well
>captain Morgan
No wonder they play liquid football
Arsenal lose :(
>>66264160
Sweden really likes black mans
How old is Lukaku?
>/epl/ not completely dead
>>66262786
Sunday is such a shit day for footballl
Good morning, /epl/.
>>66264305
>>>>>>>>
>>66264296
Hello Mexibro.
>>66262844
>If my teammates get bored in the hotel and come to my room for the comics I brought, I can blend into the team smoothly,
That's adorable. Stop making me like Leicester.
2 - Arsenal have won just two of their last nine Premier League matches on the road (W2 D4 L3).
Shitters.
>>66264349
everton's home form is also woeful
going to be an interesting match
>>66264370
1 - Everton have won just one of their last eight Premier League games at Goodison Park (W1 D2 L5). Shite.
>>66264370
>>66264385
And they rekt Chelsea 2-0.
>In the last 6 Tyne Wear derbies Newcastle scored 1 goal from 37 shots on target
>Sunderland scored 13 goals from 28 shots on target
>>66264399
Lukaku needed to score for the memes
WELLBECKKKKKKKKKK
Who /lifelong/ here?
>>66264635
>schmeichel
>>66264635
Here
>iwobi
>>66261928
>>66262267
>>66263140
C H A T
H
A
T
S H I T
H
I
T
G E T
E
T
B A N G E D
A
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G
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>2 out of 5
I guess I didn't do too bad on my first try.
>>66263140
>tfw epl general is dying a slow death
Crystal Palace's Premier League form in 2016
LLLLLDLLDLL
Conceded: 24
Goals: 9
Points: 2
Clean sheets: 0
Oh dear
Who falls off more of a cliff, >mouyes or Pardew?
Based Fernandez getting his first Swansea goal
>>66273433
scoring with his face
should have scored much more this season with all those gylfi corners and set plays.. but he really can't head it well
>>66273517
Ye, although to be fair the two times he's had a decent header in the past the goalie produced a worldie of a save.
>gomis offside
HOW THE FUCK
get the shitter off
Who /doomed/ here?
>>66273744
>Snuderland, Weecastle and Villa in de Champion Ship next season
>>66273744
Have faith my friend, >we'll pull through
>abonglahor
>>66273744
I like that norwich won..makes tomorrows game that much more vital
I wanna see fighting like the irish and scots just now
>>66273744
beat shitcastle tomorrow and you'll probably stay up
norwich will fall away again and newcastle are woat
>>66273744
Vill/a/ reporting in :(
>>66273827
fite me outside after the match
>>66273833
>newcastle are woat
Not while villel exist
>>66273854
t. horse
>>66273891
t. (You)
>switch allegiance to england
>get injured
>get relegated
jack pls
>fb is injured
>sub off winger for fb
>sub off injured fb for winger 3 mins later
why?
>>66273891
I will never not find the horse thing funny
>the epl is getting billions to broadcast these kind of matches
>>66273954
proof that an horse is a athlete
>>66271081
more like par-don't amirite
Le tap in and tiger man looks like he ate 3 breakfasts with how slow he is moving.
>Lescott
Villa, you deserve relegation for signing him.
horrible game
swansea safe
2 of newcastle, sunderland,norwich and palace down
>>66274214
We have Soup or Sundae tomorrow.
>>66274214
Sunderland and Norwich relegated
You heard it here first
>>66274317
RAFA
A
F
A
You now remember the Palace top 4 maymay and the Pardew for England maymay
>tfw like Newcastle more than Snuderland but rate their chances of survival higher
>>66274742
Benitez will pull us out of the hole desu
>>66274845
Benitez has fuck all experience with relegation battles, bless his cardiovascular diseased heart