Likely: Chelsea, United
Wildcard: Arsenal
>implying: West Ham
Where will he go?
>>66238589
spuds desu
Chelsea.
>>66238589
China
China
>Zlatan is Swedish
Nice meme
Leicester
China
Leipzig
MLS
>>66238589
the french are obviously gonna tear down the eiffel tower and replace it with a statue of him to get him to stay at psg
>>66238589
Abu Dhabi
>>66238589
>Chelsea, United
none of them, he will join a CL team not memes ones
Likely: United
Wildcard: NY Red Bulls
>implying: he's staying at PSG
>>66238589
United and Chelsea are ruled out because they won't be in the CL.
Arsenal are ruled out because of Wenger.
He should just stay at PSG.
why not just stay a year or two longer
Atlanta United FC
>soon
>>66238589
Why the hell would he go to man utd? They are an absolute literal shambles right now.
>>66238589
>Likely: Chelsea, United
Why would he go to a club that won't play in the CL?
He's coming home la
Real Madrid or Athletico Madrid
>>66238589
Accrington Stanley
>>66239178
>Qatar Sports Investments are obviously gonna tear down the eiffel tower and replace it with a statue of him to get him to stay at psg
Fixed that for you
MLS obvs
How does he do it /sp/? How is he still a top 5 striker in the world at age 34?
>>66238589
New York City FC, LA Galaxy, or Guangzhou Evergrande
>>66242650
Why tear down the eiffel tower when you can big a way bigger statue of zlatan next to it
>>66238589
United
Got a letter from my mate, he rigs the transfers
>>66242671
talent and not based on pace
>>66242671
By playing in Ligue 1, they faced literally one good opponent this season (Real Madrid) and he didn't do shit against them
>>66238589
His wife pretty much decides for him desu.
>>66242706
We shit all over your EPL meme teams, just watch >us rape citeh
Ligue 1 being shit doesn't affect PSG since all Ligue 1 teams play at 500% of their level as they know scouts are watching the game. The following week they collapse.
>>66242549
>tfw just got my season tickets
>row 5 supporters section
>get to see Ibra
HNNNG
>>66242747
Ibra bought a place in Miami, and he's tight with Beckham.
>>66238589
Stay at PSG, tbqh.
If leave, China or USA.
>United, Chelsea
He wouldn't stay in Europe only to play for meme teams that cannot int CL.
>>66242727
How many French teams, other than PSG, are left in European competition?
There were none in CL ro16 nor EL ro16. PSG is the only good team in a league that's absolutely dogshit.
>Ligue 1 being shit doesn't affect PSG since all Ligue 1 teams play at 500% of their level
lmao, gold medal at the Mental Gymnastics Olympics
>>66242773
he's 100% leaving
>>66242776
How many English teams, other than City, are left in European competition?
Protip: Europa doesn't count.
>>66242706
but anon, he never really showed up in big games during his entire carreer. He's just very good in regular matches and with sweden. He'd be good wherever he plays.
>>66242776
anglos are :
-when english teams won CL : "HAHAHA WE ARE THE BEST IN EUROPE AND OUR LEAGUE IS THE BEST WE R8KT ALL OF YOU LOSERS"
-when english teams get btfo in cl : "WE DON'T CARE ABOUT CL OUR LEAGUE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD CL IS IRRELEVANT"
perfide albions
>>66242781
Ye, but he should stay. He still has one or two years in him.
>>66242808
Are you literally retarded? I acknowledged PSG being good and said that Ibrahimovic looks better than he actually is because he plays on the only good team in a dogshit league.
How does PSG being good disprove that claim?
also
>Europa league doesn't count because I said so
>>66238589
Leicester
He will definitely end up at Miami at some point. Qatar have a deal with beckham, they will probably fund some of his team
>>66242810
It's crazy how someone that alpha is a big game choker.
>>66242832
I'd say the same desu. that's just some nice damage control. the only problem being that anglos can't controle themselves and have to shit on us no matter what.
>>66242832
nice strawman, why don't you quote me and argue what I actually said instead of creating a hypothetical argument and shooting it down
>>66242841
I pulled an all-nighter and am shitposting on 5 different boards (v, sp, pol, k and int).
Give me a break.
Can't wait for him to leave so PSG can win the champion's league the next year.
>>66242887
Dead meme
>>66242869
>(v, sp, pol, k and int).
Good boards
>>66242854
>>66242832
Friendly reminder that your league just got overtaken by Portugal in the coefficient rankings
>>66242914
who cares? braga and benfica will get btfo and we'll go to the semi and get our 5th place back, btw your "BEST LEAGUE IN THE WORLD" barely got the 3rd place, should be 4th if juventus didn't get reffed
He said he wanted to retire after this season so its either MLS or China
>>66242942
t.bh he WILL make a year in premiere league it's pretty obvious
>>66242938
>your "BEST LEAGUE IN THE WORLD"
Can you please quote someone instead of making up arguments in your head?
>>66242914
lol who cares. We only need one C1 spot desu. It's not like the other teams have any hope.
>>66242756
Miami doesn't have a team
>>66242969
They will by the time Ibra gets there.
Who will replace him?
>>66242980
Ronaldo ofc, for 80M+
>>66242978
No they won't if the city won't cough up money for the stadium.
>>66242587
le ibra face
>>66242980
Penaldo for sure.
>scoring goals every week against whos
He's exactly the player Arsenal need.
Hopefully Wenger will retire in the summer, and whoever the replacement is will get him in.
They need to break the bank for him. His age doesn't matter, give him what he wants and let him stamp his leadership over that squad of shitebags.
>>66243059
But he would ruin Giroud's development.
>>66242980
penaldo and neymar
MLS or China
>>66242980
Neymar
>>66242776
its le eternal anglo again
go worship our formers ligue 1 and ligue 2 players; i heard they are steamrolling your overrated league
Liverpool
>>66243202
They are?
>>66243129
> MLS or China
I doubt it. He's pretty inpressed by his curent lelvel of play so he'll try a season in England before retiring in MLS/China.
>>66243355
He won't play in england. One of his force is his physic, he won't have any edge against other players in the epl
>>66243513
he's still a big cunt to be fair, the only person in england who's his size is Carroll and dominates defenders in the epl
>>66243602
This.
The moment Carrol comes on for West Ham, most teams fucking shit themselves.
>>66242673
Can't for any of those
>>66243853
>>66243602
yes, defenders are frightened to death of carroll's goal every 4.5 games ratio
>>66242549
If so where would he play this fall?
>>66243602
>muh size
Ibrahimovic is tall but he has never been the physical type, he always dominated with his skill on the ball rather than height. I can barely recall any headers that he scored.
also
>Carroll
>dominating defenders
in the Championship maybe
>>66243870
>>66243889
carroll causes a lot of problems for defenders this is indisputible, his mere physical presense gives opportunties to his teammates as well and opposition managers actually factor his size and power into their gameplans
>>66243870
>>66243889
> muh goal stats
You dont watch West Ham play right?
Caroll is West Ham's Giroud, not a goat but useful.
>>66243956
>watching 90 minutes of west ham hoofing it up to a big target man
no i try to avoid it when i can, but zlatan wouldn't sign for a team that doesn't have any other tactics than hoofing it so the comparison is moot
>>66243926
>>66243956
>poor man's Fellaini
he's not even that big, he's like 190cm tall. Almost every team has a centre back that's bigger than him.
>>66238589
Man City
>>66243989
he's 6ft 4in and built like a brick shithouse, he's bigger than pretty much every CB in the premier league
hes going back to Ajax
>>66242978
>They will by the time Ibra gets there.
Miami doesn't want a team. All the soccer fans here are latinos who support Barca or Real, nobody cares about MLS.
>>66244026
So?
I doubt Beckham will care
Unless he wins the CL this season, I don't think he will leave for Chelsea/United ie teams who don't play in the CL.
>>66244023
this
