What's next for his career?
i think he was drafted by the padres
Wendy's
>>66110684
cell block b
5 Super bowl rings and HOF induction
you know I'm right.
>>66110684
Blacked
Coma or grave
>>66110731
So you mean Dallas Cowboys??
>tfw he'd be an adequate QB if he wasn't a literal alcoholic
>>66110684
Doing lines of blow with Jerry Jones
Tim Tebow 2.0, southerners hype him up because muh SEC and he turns out to be shit
>>66116973
except that Tebow is a decent person and Manziel isn't
so he's like Dark Tebow
>>66117025
Tebow is just as much of a media clown as Manziel
Not having sex doesn't make you a good person
>>66117031
johnny cuck
>>66117042
yeah, but it's objectively better than doing coke and getting wasted every chance you get
>>66117042
Yep, protestant missionaries have done way the fuck more harm to the world than alcoholics ever have
>>66117055
How exactly is not having sex because of some strange southern superstition better than drinking beer?
>>66117055
>having harmless fun is worse than being a worthless fuck who doesn't like fun
>>66117042
Tebow is a media whore, but even if you hate missionaries it is obvious that he has good intentions.
Manziel OTOH is flakier than a biscuit and has no respect for the sport.
>>66117128
>it is obvious that he has good intentions.
I don't think trying to convert people to your backwards southern religion is well intended. Certainly not more than a guy just trying to have a good time
>>66117093
>harmless fun
are you fucking retarded? have you not watched how he has destroyed his life over the passed 2 years? his father said that if someone doesnt get him help he'd be dead within six months. his own fucking dad
>>66117093
>coke
>alcoholism
>harmless
Wew lad
>>66117213
Unless he is committing crimes against others who gives a fuck? He is better at football and a better person than Tebow (which obviously isn't saying much)
Also, what a ridiculous thing for his father to say, that is literally his job as the father to help him
>>66117230
>whining about victimless crimes
cirrhosis and nepotism
>>66117250
or possibly his father has tried and now he sees his son throwing everything away despite efforts by those around him. The team tried to get him in counseling and he no showed. The team needed him to rehab and he was getting wasted in Vegas. Now he is facing criminal charges for busting his girlfriend's eardrum.
and being an alcoholic and doing coke are victimless, but his drug use put his teammates at a disadvantage. He was completely undependable and unprofessional, and there is no worse type of coworker to have.
>>66117385
>but his drug use put his teammates at a disadvantage.
Less of a disadvantage than having Tebow as QB would have been
>>66117405
Tebow was bad because he was good enough, not because he didn't work hard.
Manziel showed up to practices and meetings pretty much whenever he felt like it and refused to take care of his body even though he was getting paid millions of dollars to do so.
>>66117445
Both are just examples of how the SEC isn't that good and full of terrible people
Poor Little White Guy #3
>>66117445
>getting paid millions of dollars to do so.
>2015 Player Cash Earnings $794,936
so 3% to agent and 40 something % obama athlete taxation....
he'd be lucky to have taken home $400,000 last year
>>66117578
>not counting his signing bonus
bruh
>Johnny Manziel signed a 4 year, $8,248,596 contract with the Cleveland Browns, including a $4,318,980 signing bonus, $7,998,596 guaranteed, and an average annual salary of $2,062,149. In 2016, Manziel will earn a base salary of $1,169,872.
Cleveland is still paying him 2.1M in 2016 to NOT PLAY.
>>66117590
>Cleveland is still paying him 2.1M in 2016 to NOT PLAY.
nice ESPN numbers though pleb
http://www.spotrac.com/nfl/cleveland-browns/johnny-manziel/cash-earnings/
>not counting his signing bonus
Because it wasn't part of his contract last season dipshit
he got a base salary
>>66117850
>2 seasons $5,533,916
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>>66117208
if thats your worldview than I feel sorry for you
SEC Network commentator
Kek
These fucking faggots acting like Manziel isn't a piece of shit human being
Tebow is a shitty QB but he's 10x the person Manziel is at the moment.
>victimless crime
When he dies because he's been busy with blow you can ask his parents if that was actually victimless
BREAKING: Texas State Penitentiary signs Manziel to 3-year deal, with parole option
>>66112748
lol no he wouldn't
The '85 Bears went out and got drunk and hammered half the practice week and no one gave a fuck. Ken Stabler often played half-drunk or hungover on barely any sleep.
Why is it such a big deal in 2016?
a toilet bowl
>>66118050
By that logic, ISIS is just as well intended as Tebow
>>66120795
The only person who got arrested was Ditka, the coach.
Also, they won and won big. Manziel did shit and was fucking terrible.
That's the fucking difference
>>66120795
it's because he sucks no one cares that Gronk parties all the time because he's good
>>66121695
No, because ISIS runs around beheading people, and wants to establish a world-spanning oppressive dictatorship. Unless Tebow was chopping off heads back in his UF days, they're not even remotely the same.
>>66121695
>>66121884
>No, because ISIS runs around beheading people
Yeah, but the discussion was of their intentions, of which theirs are the same as Tebow. Obviously Tebow's means aren't quite as bad, but the intention is the same. Trying to convince innocent and impressionable people to uptake your backwards set of superstitions is inherently a bad thing, and reflects very poorly on an individual
>>66121695
Isn't he the perfect size for a poor little white guy type porn?
>>66122209
so trying to convince people of your own views = ISIS?
you're insane.
>>66117385
>He was completely undependable and unprofessional, and there is no worse type of coworker to have.
on every level, this
I've also had teammates act like this when there *wasn't* millions of dollars on the line and Christ they're insufferable, all that bullshit Manziel does gets really old really fast when your team is sucking. The dumbfuck forgot to win games before acting like a total dickhead, total cart before the horse move
>>66122323
Note I was replying to the guy saying Tebow's intentions were good. I said his intentions were akin to ISIS. Trying to get people to essentially join your cult is bad. I certainly didn't imply that Tebow's methods were as harsh as ISIS or he he "=ISIS", I was only saying tricking people into joining your cult is not better than Manzeil just wanting to have a little fun
>>66122329
except Manziel was never good, so his antic's didn't effect the team's prospects. Its just some benchwarmer having some fun
>>66117250
>a better person than Tebow
How so?
Militant atheists can sometimes embarrass themselves in a way that makes me cringe.
>>66122410
>Trying to get people to essentially join your cult is bad.
Could you explain why?
>I was only saying tricking people into joining your cult is not better than Manzeil just wanting to have a little fun
Beating up your girlfriend and becoming a self destructive hedonist are pretty bad things.
>>66122476
well until he beat his girlfriend he was. But I guess beating your girlfriend is just the cultural norm in the south
>>66122514
But how was he a better person than Tebow, regardless of girlfriend beating?
>>66122506
>Could you explain why?
You are tricking people into uptaking your dogma and baseless beliefs. Generally with the goal of getting them to give your group money
Also, thats like asking why it is bad to teach creationism in school instead of evolution. Teaching people incorrect things is just evil
>>66122531
Because Tebow proselytizes his false religion and tries to trick people into giving their hard earned money to corrupt mega-churches, meanwhile Manzeil is just some guy having a good time not hurting anyone besides himself (until the girlfriend beat, that is obviously awful, violent people are even worse than religious people though they are mostly the same people)
>>66122549
>>66122581
Tebow doesn't believe Christianity is a false religion. He is not doing this for money. He seems to genuinely want to save people's souls. If you believe in God, is it evil to want to save people's souls?
>>66122615
it is mildly evil to not examine your own beliefs and try and teach people illogical things because of it
>>66120120
yes he wouldn't you dumbshit
>He played like crap
And Peyton Manning still owns the record for most INTs as a rookie
>>66122615
>Tebow doesn't believe Christianity
Note Tebow isn't really a christain, he is an evangelical. A backwards, step child of the christains of europe and the american north. They are more like Mormons than they are Catholics or Lutherans
>>66122650
now you are just going full fedora
it's religion man,90% of the world follow that shit
>>66122672
yes he wouldn't what? any dc in the league can handle manziel easily.
>>66122723
No,he wouldn't*
>Brandon Marshall,Broncos middle linebacker,on the Panthers offense,a unit teams probably would watch a lot of tape to prepare:
>Man,we would watch tape,and see teams leaving 2 guys as spy,even though Cam barely scrambles for gains.
>They would just let 2 guys sitting there doing nothing the whole game
>any DC in the league can handle something
>>66122808
>Comparing manlel to cam
>Thinking manlel has the talent and mental makeup to be a starter in the nfl