Is he, dare I say it, elite?
>>66087903
He's fucking awful and has been for years. His first touch is a disgrace, his technique is just poor for a player at his level and he's literally just a finishing babby. He is not even fast like fifa would make you believe, he's literally one of the slowest players in our team but it never looks that way because he always starts from an offside position.
He's offside 3-5 times every game by the way.
t. Dortmund supporter
>>66087966
here we go
>>66087903
WORLD CLASS
>>66087966
It's true, he just statpads against Tractorham FC every other week.
>>66087903
poor man's Brek Shea
>>66087966
stale pasta is stale
he is great, unless the grass is too rough though.
Judas
>>66088094
What the fuck happened to that guy anyways
>>66087966
Try harder.
He is Mkhitaryan babby. The whole team is
>>66087966
U mad u bought the flop instead of the good Dortmund player?
Poor teeth
I thought Germans were anal about dental hygiene
>>66101524
Mkhitaryan is a Weigl babby desu
where is /bundes/?
Reus, Obama, Gundogan and Xhaka to Liverpool this summer
>>66087903
unless you are a brainless child who started football yesterday you can notice that Reus is actually that good
>>66101580
mod is bullying us again
>>66101549
Dental hygiene and having completely fake teeth like the people in the US media are two different things.
is this the offical /bundes/ thread?
>>66087903
he is indeed. He showed you yesterday that he is elite with smashing two into the goal.
>>66101581
All those players are too good for the EPL, let alone Lelverpool
Glad I didn't fall for the Broncos 1-12 @ 4.50 promo
>he doesn't rank Reus
>>66101524
>baited
>sees flag
Oh okay
>>66102054
To be fair he's not entirely wrong when it comes to the attack. A bit exaggerated, but not entirely wrong. Mkhitaryan is the heart of their attack right now. Both with his actions and workrate. A couple of times they lost the ball a bit too easily, allowing Spurs to counter, and pretty much every time he was the first one sprinting back to snuff it out.
>>66102080
t. Armenian "Swiss" diaspora
>le star in car commercials while driving without a license man
Absolute madman
>>66102090
What is this "swiss"? Is that the place Albania took over?
>>66102200
pretty much desu
>>66102200
There are more Portuguese immigrants here than Albanians. By numbers it goes
>Italians
>Germans
>Portuguese
>French
Albanians are something like 6th.
>>66102234
>french outranked by the portuguese
When did that happen? was that during the Salazar years when the Nunos fled to Luxembourg and other places too?
Are there still people that speak that weird Romanche language that's eerily similar to Romanian in the mountains?
>>66102258
Around the 80s, I think. But a lot of them don't really stay, or intend to stay. A lot just come to work for a few years, then return to Portugal with far more money than they'd have made if they'd worked the same jobs there. It's actually more like
>Italian
>German
>Portuguese
Power gap
>French
There are only like 120k French people here. For the same reason there aren't many French people anywhere. French people hate everywhere that isn't France, and to a certain degree they hate France too.
>Are there still people that speak that weird Romanche language that's eerily similar to Romanian in the mountains?
Like 40k, I think.
>>66102314
That's news to me, I thought it was
>germans
>french
>italians
Funny how things tend to change over a short period of time.
he will go to barca end of season tbqh
>>66101524
sorta true to be hoeneß
>>66099793
He plays in MLS and sometimes for the NT but he is shit
>>66087966
>p-pls don't buy o-our players Big Strong Bayern!!!
>>66102098
he really is an absolute madman kek. why the fuck would you not get a licence for 3 (THREE) years and star in gas station commercials when you're a literal millionaire
Someone post that Reus joke
>>66103736
>>66087903
Friendly reminder that Reus doesn't have a WC medal, while this man does.
anyone can look elite against shitty epl sides tßh
>>66087966
While this is wrong on many levels, his first touch IS atrocious
I'm fucking amazed he hasn't improved it in any way
>>66103780
Friendly reminder that Reus isn't underrated medal, while this man is.
