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miss the old rball desu
thank god.
Need some virgin click winners
Deportivo goal WHEN
>That Everton women's rball
Perfect game of football tbqh
>>65857686
on medio
>>65857541
Some of these are not even bad
Impulse SW @3.75 good value?
lay the draw in the Liverpool game at 1.6, the game goes to pens next so there has to be a winner. FREE MONEY
#Bookiesclueless
>>65858328
It goes to a replay mate
>>65858328
its a full bank job, gonna be up so so much
>>65858328
yup
Averaging £405.33 a day this month, nice change from DACuary
Liverpool is a LARGE if this goes to pens, Caballero will finally break
>>65858437
Broke even this month, almost identical to my performance last February. Don't know what's wrong with me during this month, a curse. Roll on March. x
>>65858328
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER.
Peter Webb about to be uafc
>>65858757
Exactly the same mate, bright start to the month but quickly went hill. Looking forward to a fresh start in March, will come back stronger and shrewder.
OptaJoe @OptaJoe 1m1 minute ago
5 - Liverpool have won all five cup finals that they have gone to a penalty shootout in before today. Omen?
>>65858437
what you been on today lid
NEED Emily Webb's facebook :^)
Liverpool absolutely ecstatic at the money theyre going to make from throwing this shootout
Need to start betting on shootouts, can see it in a players eye that he's gonna miss.
>All these penalties
>No cards
Hate this meme
>>65859150
Talking big sense pal when you know you know
>>65858476
>KEK
>>65858476
m8
caballero goat
>>65859032
Called it
>>65859278
>>65859320
>implying i was on and not trying to trick people into throwing money down the toilet
>>65858476
Boy
>>65859462
>implying you wouldn't have said the opposite if they did win
my £10 free bet on city to win on pens @3/1 didn't go through apparently
fuck Betway
>Hart wanting nothing to do with that Mickey Mouse cup
Good lad
i seriously need a big win can someone please suggest the most probable outcomes
>>65860083
Sevilla +
>why aren't you laying Juventus anon ?
>>65860083
psg
>>65860162
>French flag posting perfect Aryan girls
Keep your hands off them, Muhammed
>>65860083
Juve SW
Barca -1.5
PSG SW
there you go lid
>>65860083
OVER 3.5 PSG
Team corners
@1.57
any reason why PSG is @1.8?
>>65860236
kettle, pot, black, etc.
>>65860273
>Juve SW
mug
>>65860167
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1X85PgCqavImGZPGdbrEfQc6uzNP98KXwZcf-8JsKZto/edit#gid=548761846
just saw this, not sure if you're the Portugal person looking into it tho. Big difference in online polls compared to phone.
>>65860477
Juv fucked them 3-0 last month in the cup vs similar teams, great bet tbf.
>>65860137
SO shrewd
Inter really having problems in defence
Expecting Juve goal before HT
messi messi messi messi messi messi
BAAAAARAAAAAAAAABUMMMMMMMMMMMBAAAAAA BAAAAARAAAAAAAAABUMMMMMMMMMMMBAAAAAA
BAAAAARAAAAAAAAABUMMMMMMMMMMMBAAAAAA
Lyon SMACKING
wtb for the Oscars?
>PSG will be on a plus in league play
Can't wait to smack
>>65861591
All of the favourites will win
>>65861610
No they won't
BT, stop prestaking and ruining the lines for everyone, you seething slug.
Can't wait for in-play?
>>65861685
they are literally +.5 now. I'm waiting for +1 but they were hardly favorites coming into this game.
>>65861800
>they are literally +.5 now
>Bovada in charge of being a good bookie
>Reminder that metaKnight tried to claim Bovada wasn't bubblegum as fuck
>>65860696
>implying i didn't know this
IMPULSE
Turned £45 into £460 since Thursday, need to find something I want to buy before I blow it all desu.
>>65861752
No idea what you're on about lid
>>65862023
prozzy
>>65862023
femdom prozzy
>>65862023
Get some Eurovision tickets tomorrow morning, rumour has it Moldova is going to 'accidentally' hit a few bum notes during their performance ;)
Hello Barca
where are the goals?
JUVE
U
V
E
>>65862270
Had £20 on at 1/2. Was just waiting for them to go to evens before placing more lel.
PSG exposed
on a sidenote, who /impulse/ here
IMPULSE SURREAL
who got more tips?
The same with TSM yesterday, I put this game at 60/40 in favor of C9. Yes, CLG is coming off their huge win over Immortals but we have to take that at face value. They played well but also had a specific plan to split push. They still had to end the game with a backdoor and it was in no way an easy game. I don't see Hai allowing that to happen to his team. C9 also had a somewhat pushover day today against Dig so they most likely have done most of their prep for CLG. CLG on the other hand has had to prep for Imt/C9. I like C9 -4.5 here because currently it is at +115. Similar to TSM, if C9 wins they most likely cover.
C9 -4.5
>>65862493
What you think about TSM/Dig/Immortals acca?
>>65862658
i like liquid more but the others look solid
>>65860137
Won easily
>>65862874
any particular reasoning behind Liquid?
>>65863098
All the way back to Week 1. This team Liquid roster game TSM a run for their money their first time on the LCS stage. We can only assume they have improved since that first game. TSM has looked less shakey as of late but they are not near their full potential. Liquid is coming into this game prepared. Loco is the former coach of TSM and knows the analysts well. I expect this game to be close and end in the late game.
ESPORTS so fucking exciting
Did it again the absolute madman, pls make me stop ;_;
>>65863480
Stop Because you are just asking for it
Starting to build up those followers on Tipster and Bloga lids.
fuck C9 choking hard as fuck.
So I put in a 10 euro wager yesterday.
SKA - Lokomotiv, SKA win
Stars - Rangers, Rangers win
Flames - Senators, Senators win
Blues - Hurricanes, Blues win.
As we speak, the Blues are 5 - 2 up in the 3rd period with 10 minutes to go. With a simple 10,- wager I earned 306,-
How'd I do for a first time?
>>65863868
>tfw had c9
that was a pretty good game though
>>65862874
I just went with Dig/Immortal
Should be relatively sweat free and it's @1.7
TSM -5.5 kills
Chinandega FC to score next goal at 4.1
>>65864068
Me too m8. Should've, could've won. What a fucking game though
>>65864112
+0.25 at bet365, they just reopened odds.
VALUE
Over 10 Asian corners as well for you bored addict friends.
ALBANIA
2-2
TEARS IF YOU WEREN'T ON!
10 CORNERS ALREADY IN AS WELL, WE NEED 1 MORE NAO!
>>65864381
How is it possible to be this shrewd?
>Albania has a b365 account
Thought you were shrewd, mate?
>Albania back like Mase feat. Blackstreet - Get Ready
Loving it
>>65864403
Years of experience mate, this trader is clueless, reckon he is getting fired within 1 month tbqh.
>>65864410
Have had hundreds of bet365 accounts limited, mong.
I believe I should start charging for my tips, maybe on a Telegram/Whatsapp group.
Anyone interested?
>>65864317
oh yeah, there's tears alright
How can one man be so shrewd?
>>65864462
Yes
>>65864462
No. You aren't even real Albania
>>65864002
Good job, but hockey accys are a bitch.
Santa Tecla handicap 0 at 1.9
Go small though.
>Wake up to find Impulse beat NRG
comfy feels
>>65831265
nice 2-0 on the weekend
>>65864803
thanks for the tip lad. Line shifted so hard pre match and I got on @4
>>65864715
You've been hot as fuck, I'll chuck a measily 10'er despite them having 10 men.
>>65864462
Evening lid
>>65864878
>hot as fuck
>one bet365 only rball bet
>>65864911
Evening slug.
>>65864921
Guess you missed my other non-Rball bets today.
LIQUID FUCKING SURREAL
>>65864715
is that 0.0? what does this mean? ie what do we need the score to be
>>65864921
M8, check last thread and this one. He posts winning tips and everyone complains, I don't get it.
>>65864973
draw no bet
>>65864982
Obviously you weren't around when he was shitting up everything for quite a while.
>>65864973
If it finishes as a draw, you get ya money back.
>>65864988
cheers
>injury time 6 mins
>>65865010
Many of these posts were acts of Oil and BT posted with help of proxies.
Ok well now what
Who would win a tipster-off? Euan, Albania, or Jamie West?
>>65865211
Basi Booms
>>65865211
Big Al
>>65865211
Georgia
renegades a special
>>65865211
Euan is shite
Albania is a freak
Jamie doesn't bet any more
>>65865240
ON
legoooooooo
>>65865211
Euan is a fraud, Albania is a rball/soccerway babby and Jenny is a tea boy
North Korea Women - South Korea Women playing today.
kek, will be interesting game.
>>65865353
It will be a dull, correctly priced game
>bet365 turning odds off/on everytime ball is 20 meters far from the goal on racing/boca game
>>65865370
Whatever happened to SP lads?
Miss him tbqh.
>>65865367
Every game is correctly priced if you are a seething little clueless slug.
>na league of legends
SMACK the 76ers soon?
>>65865428
I think you mean
>transgender '''''''''''''''''''women''''''''''''''''''''
wtb for oscars
>>65865449
What does SMACK mean?
If you mean "back", then hell no don't do it.
Sixers lost by like 20 last time they played the magic.
I stupidly put some money on +11 but that's only because I can't bet against the sixers (my home team)
Spread is +17.5 right now.
Stay away
>>65865491
No real value left. I've got a small on The Big Short for best picture but be very surprised if that comes in, just feels like it should be a little shorter.
>>65865498
Just don't bet on anything involving your own team, you mug
>>65865491
Big Short worth a cheeky
>>65865498
>prestaking NBA
>>65865555
I don't get this meme.
If you're implying it's lotto as fuck, then I'd argue that literally anytime before the last 3 minutes of the 4Q are lotto as fuck unless the spread is ridiculous.
>>65865607
Spread, O/U, substitutes etc. make the lines shift erratically --> much safer than prestaking.
Imagine not betting against the worst LCS team in history
>>65865854
kek
>>65865951
super gay way to lose
>>65865854
>>65865854
>that backdoor
Also harsh on Freeze, he's p good.
over 19.5 immortals echo fox @1.90 a steal
>>65866002
Disagree, This could be a stomp like TSM/Fox, Fox play so safe.
Not having a bet on it either way but can see this being a 9- 3 kill game
>>65866002
It was a steal at o17.5 but you knew that
Why is everyone a exports expert all of a sudden?
>>65866115
>exports
>>65866115
There's one ausanon who knows his shit, a portuguese anon who knows how to ctrl+v, and everybody else is just guessing and aftertiming
>>65866115
Exporting is GREAT
>>65866153
This. I don't know jack shit but how to follow the Aussie
>>65866133
>>65866164
on the gf's macbook and always forgot it autocorrects
>>65866115
Tons of value, finally enough leagues and exposure that you can bet weekly on something
If Fox can take this game past 40 mins, I like their comp more.
Big if though
>>65865975
Where can I watch?
>>65866304
Twitch/Youtube Riotgames
>>65866355
Is this the right one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TSxUwq_D0s
I was hoping it was csgo, this rpg shit i hate, devs.
>>65866384
yes
>>65866002
well done.
Laying Di Caprio
>>65866623
You're down a cunt
>>65866623
Why?
>>65866002
Better spend those winnings on deodorant
>>65866623
SUMS on the Big Short upset
>>65866568
Oh my god, those BETA hugs they give the opposition after the win. It was so awkward and cringey! I'm not sure what is happening in the game but found it somewhat enjoyable kek.
>>65866638
>down a cunt laying a 1.03
>>65866648
banter
>>65866648
I'd imagine he is just greening up, DiCaprio insanely short now
>>65866659
LoL 101:
Objective is to destroy enemy base(nexus).
Have to destroy towers on the way there.
Have to kill minions(small AI) for gold and to clear the way.
Have to kill other players for gold and to clear the way.
Use gold to buy items that enhance your abilities like make you stronger or give you more health.
Team compositions are very important as there are over 100 playable characters with unique moves and stats.
>>65866744
Once your character dies, are you out?
>>65866778
No you respawn. At first the respawn timer is short, but it gets longer and longer as the game goes on. Come lategame it will be over a minute, so losing a teammate can be make or break for winning the game.
Damn how did PSG lose, could've been my 4th accy coming in this week.
76ers +15.5 SURREAL
chris rock on fire
Based Chris Rock
Heat -5
>>65866941
>>65866935
Stream?
>>65866969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA3zTmhbba8
I feel like a cheeky £20 on Man City for the title.
What do you think lads?
>>65866974
Lmao yeah sure easy money
>>65866974
It's Spurs' year, bud
>>65866972
Thanks m8
OSCARS:
If you wanna stay interested during the show, put small money on:
Redmayne-best actor
George Miller-best director
Spotlight-best movie
They all have a reallistic shot of pulling the upset
>>65867283
If you want a sure thing, get on The Revenant for Best Cinematography
>>65867283
Nah mang
Director and actor are locked in, and odds are far too short on paedohulk
Just bought a bag of plain salt crisps.
Was hoping le paprika man had hooked me up with some flavor, but I got unlucky yet again.
One day.
>>65867305
rekt
>>65867924
But he was right
Rocky KEKED
>>65866974
Kompany's back, and they're finding some form, but it'll be hard to see Leicester dropping many points with their piss easy run home
baka at not betting on the Oscars, gotten almost all of this shiet right.
>>65868689
>posts this after a 1,08 fav wins
senpai hope your on the big short
>Not keeping the Leo can't win an Oscar meme alive
Hollywood you used to be cool
BLOWN OUT
>heat -1 finally wins as my daily lotto bet
o-only 4 more straight to get that $25 freeplay
h-hello? A-anyone h-home???
>>65870528
im here anon
>>65870536
wtb britbro?
Just got a jury summons letter. Pros and Cons of going?
>>65870547
It's all pro, you get to hear intricate details of fucked up shit and get time off work but still get paid.
>>65870547
Guarantee it will be the dullest day of your life. It's just gonna be someone nicking a tin of Lynx from Wilkos and you'll be analysing CCTV footage all day with a bunch of dullards
>>65870547
Don't bother, just tell them you know the defendant. They'll fuck you off pretty quick.
>>65870547
Depends what kind of case you have I guess.
If you get something like >>65870602 it'll be boring but should be over quick.
My only stint as a juror we had an arson which was mildly interesting. Plus I made a lady friend in one of my fellow jurors.
>>65870547
Cons - potentially miss out on some WORLD value or fix
Pros - get to send some ethnic to prison
>>65870797
Disgusting
>>65870602
have a drink beforehand maybe.
>>65870797
For fuck's sake, just came back from the doctor and he prescribed me some lisinopril for the blood pressure spikes I get after reading this thread. I was so happy and looking forward to a new, shrewd beginning hoping that Albania's knowledge would eventually rub off on some of the mug punters here and then I see THIS news. Needless to say, it's yet another irate morning for me knowing there are limp-wristed lefty liberal scum who will justify these actions. The medicine is useless.
>>65870923
Good gimmick imo
What's the bet lads? Need my muggy 10NOK back
>>65870928
Japan W -0.5
>>65870944
hmmm
What an incredibly dull schedule, hate to have to end February this way
Hope pre-staking Slovan dullards get burned, was too busy shagging to get on the price
>>65871099
I've stuck my measly four figure profit for the month on -1 :^)
>>65871099
wtb
>>65871105
Hope it comes in for you unless you're a greasy little sixth former skipping his double business studies lesson, took shit overs/team goals prices because it just wins
>it's a week full of later rounds cup games
Hate this meme
>This Hradec HEART
>>65871333
Here comes the fatigue
>>65871333
magic 111111111111111111111
22222222 when?
Brains
Pmsl, can't stop getting my grubby prestakes on all these youth games later on
Dread to think how much BT and Jamie West got on the game that starts in couple of hours.
>>65871880
Which one lad? :)
>>65871880
Unlucky pal, pretty sure it's solely me who pushed them to a SW. Tears!
>>65871891
Don't think it is a good idea to share that value now, and have mongs smash it even further. Gonna wait for inplay.
>>65871894
Post slips buddy.
>>65871894
Just ruined ANOTHER line pmsl
>>65871891
Helsingborgs
>>65871960
>implying that /bet/ moves lines
>>65871968
I do, couple of other guys in /bet/ do as well.
>>65871986
but you're all probably on it already
mongs like me want to get mummy's fivers on this ASAP but aren't shrewd enough to find the value :-(
Can't stop ruining lines
Wont stop ruining lines
>he doesnt own his own racehorse
>they're on a -0.25
Pmsl, time to ruin.
Imagine retweeting Nick's no more bets tweets.
Imagine being the massive danger backing TPS U20 + right now, just imagine literally pissing your money away on a bunch of skinny little autists who can't play football.
Bet365 allow me to close my bets on Lausanne Sport and Lausanne Sport -1.5 for a small profit 2 and a half hours before the game even starts. What's the deal ?
>10bet in charge of laying anything on this Helsingborgs game
Uge on Helsingborg , have I been caught?
can't believe i just got 1.85 pmsl, thanks rballers
Pmsl, just caught DNB at 1.7+
top TOP kek @ rball slavers
>>65872619
>>65872629
please lose your virginity
>>65872640
Imagine being this much of a seething little sad act, you never seen a WORLD bet before? Trying to help out little mugs like you.
Backing every drift above 1.7, got far too much on this
>>65872667
Just borrowed £10 off my 16 year old brother for this
Just got a card blocked from rebacking so much pmsl
anyone with more than a smedium on this is c l u e l e s s and probably an a d d i c t
>>65872780
>smedium
Please have sex.
Hands and knees, cancelling my holiday if this doesn't win
wtfb?
;)
ERA
>>65873361
good bet tbf, spurs have won a few in a row
