>ywn pick up your kid from school with your bff
>>65787335
I wonder if they Messi prefers Suarez to Antonella
For some reason i can't imagine Ronaldo in this situation.
>>65787366
He probably has a maid take his son to school
>>65787382
At least in his masturbatory documentary, he took tsuu jr. to his school.
>>65787398
>watching ronaldo's shitty propaganda
why is messi so based lads?
>>65787445
Catalan genes
i thought suarez didn't like the black people?
>>65787484
imagine what his thoughts on abos are
>>65787409
I watched it for memes desu.
My favorite scene was where Tsuu met a lanklet that towered over him when he took tsuu jr. to school and Tsuu had to act macho to tsuu jr. when tsuu jr. noted that lanklet was taller than him. It perfectly encapsulated the insecurity that is Tsuuuuu
>>65787484
He hates Australian "people" too
>>65787523
That shitty documentary must be too cringy to watch
w2c suarez's jacket?
>>65787335
messo even dresses autistic
>>65787626
How is that dressing autistic?
>>65787628
its not, the ozzzy is a mong
>>65787628
>>65787633
t. badly dressed fuccbois
>>65787382
Or his mom
imagine how the professors treat those two little kids.
it's like royalty walks into your classroom every day. If they somehow get hurt you are fucked for life.
>>65787335
the power of friendship
>>65787641
t. tryhard who ends up looking like a fedora
>>65787346
who wouldnt prefer a gf over an amigo?
>>65787484
Underrated
> be friends with dinho ,deco and eto
They leave
> be friends with pinto
he leaves
> be friends with cesc
leaves
> be friends with suarez
will probably leave as well
Messi must be some lonely chap hey
.pretty sad actually
>>65787626
>w2c suarez's jacket?
it looks like Moncler, but it costs like 1200 euro
Fucking paparazzis are so creepy.
>ywn be 4 years old
>ywn be friends with Messi's and Suarez's kids
>ywn go to one of their birthday parties and have Messi and Suarez teach you how to kick a ball in a sunny Spanish backyard
>>65790640
this
I think even prostitutes/pornstars have a more respectable job
Why is his son so chubby
>>65789167
>tfw no friends
>>65787335
Awesome dad. Cristiano exposes his test tube kid to his homosexual escapades.
They look like a couple picking up their kids.
>>65789187
Nailerd it
>>65787366
>>65790778
Good for his son. Maybe he won't go completely insane after puberty.
>>65790778
>having a closet homosexual father
That kid is going to be so bullied once the truth comes out.
>tfw you will soon be old enough so see you favourite sports star's spawn die of aids and corruption
>>65789143
Yeah, Messi and Suarez are clearly very intimidating physically. I'd shit my pants laughing if two povertydive manlets were waving their fists in my face.
>>65790905
>thinking real life respect comes from physical stature
you should leave your room from time to time
>>65790905
>big stronk anonymoose XD
>>65789143
my aunt worked at the Montessori where hakeem olajuwan dropped his kids off and picked em up everyday. the other kids don't give a fuck who the other kids parents are and the teachers get used to it after a while
holy shit why does every footballer ever wears exclusivly only Dsquared2 whats up with that?
>>65790891
What if he becomes a soccer player too and stays on the straight and narrow with athletic culture and strong moral values?
>>65787335
>>65790778
>those jeans
jesus
do Europoors have a day during school where the parents come in to talk about their jobs? imagine Messi just casually walking into class with some cheese pizza for everyone
>>65791649
Not in Spain, no
>>65791649
They never had one when I was in school
>>65791429
Yeah, happens all the time.
>>65791649
>Hi, I'm Lionel Messi, and my job is being the greatest footballer that ever lived.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXlM4bmcmks
>go to 5:54
What did Suarez say?
>>65787523
>yeah he's taller but daddy is stronger
>>65791649
>bringing CP to school
real-life janitors won't actually tolerate you doing that, you know.
>>65791697
>>65791697
Fuck I just got it
>>65787335
They look like fucking faggots
>>65791864
>What did Suarez say?
something about 'the chocolate'? Luis Enrique repeats it later. Maybe one of the assistants (massip?) got showered with a chocolate drink
>>65791649
nope, that never happens
>>65790891
Any minute now for magic johnson's son.
>>65787641
What you know about style robe wearing towel head?
>>65790666
satanic truth
>>65792064
t. kv
