>we live in the era of two GOATs
>>65733050
>comparing that useless, clumsy nigger Muller to the genuine GOAT of GOATs
what are you doing
>>65733050
Müller is a diving faggot
>>65733050
this is now a football legends thread
>this obsessed fr traktor-basher fanboy
inb4 "hurf durf hes better than anyone from england"
>>65733086
he literally is though
also, can someone please tell me what it says for his position, I can't quite read it
>>65733114
Lots of players are better than any english player, it doesn't mean that much. That site looks pretty accurate though, 120m for messi definitely sounds plausible
truely two goats of the game in recent times
>>65733141
>That site looks pretty accurate though
Donaldo isn't worth half that at his age
CR7 is better than both of them combined.
one of them is a world cup winner, but who is the other guy?
>>65733114
Look at the values and you'll realize how reliable is that screenshot.
Muller isn't even top 10 desu
>>65733537
kek
but one is white and the other a swarthy bavarian
>>65733114
Of all the ways you could have proved he's better than any current PL player, and I can't imagine it'd be hard to find multiple, that's the best you can do?
>>65733114
Jesus... Muller is just 26? He looks older.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ficesjUj5Rg
>tfw
>>65733050
Who is the semen demon on the right?
>>65734413
I got his underage pics too :^)
>>65733050
one of these does not belong with the other.
>>65743597
yeah messi is way below the cutoff
>>65739730
>tfw muller would've probably bullied you in school
le exceed at nothing man
also kill yourself OP, you raging faggot
>>65734294
>user has made this video not available in your country
payback for ww2 i see
>>65746511
kek
>>65733258
That price might be his buyout clause or something.
>>65746431
>implying Muller wasn't the one being bullied at school and now makes up for it with passive-aggressive shit and wind-up tactics
>>65733050
fuck off Canada already
>We were born in time to witness the Messi/Ronaldo/Zlatan era
Feels good man
>>65746650
He played football and wasn't fat, no way he was bullied.
>>65746668
I played football and was on the school team. I still got bullied.
Nothing too serious but people would steal my stuff and launch my bag over fences and things for a laugh.
>>65746667
>Zlatan
niceme.me
>>65746688
that's called banter.
>>65746695
It'd be banter if I were laughing instead of the verge of tears.
If I tried to do it back to them they'd kick the shit out of me. I remember doing it back to one boy and he hit me on the head with a rock.
>>65746712
sounds like you were just a little sissy bitch boy 2bh
>>65746712
turn your anger and frustration into becoming the GOAT
>>65746447
>>65733114
>hazard
errytime
>>65733114
>secondary striker
>>65733114
>messi nat : arg, spain
>lewa nat : poland
wut? wasn't he supposed to be eligible to play for germany?
>>65747418
joachim didn't rate him
>>65733050
>you will never kiss muller
>>65733552
They seem pretty good, except for James and Hazard of course
>>65734294
he is worse than kahn.
>>65733081
Ich denk an Marouane Chamakh, denn es lief bei diesem Maroc ganz anders.
>>65746712
holy shit banter in UK is savage, I wouldn't survive. I feel for the Irish people.
>>65746668
i was probably the best footy player in my school and still got bullied and had no friends until i graduated and went to college.
i always tried to get into sports to make some friends but they kept bullying me, so i didn't play. i guess that's why i like coming here, i can be myself and talk to people.
i think my best memory of school was one day that i had enough and hit this kid who bullied me to the floor and then savagely started beating him until he went unconscious. He was sent to the hospital and because it was outside of school (just in the entrance) i didn't get suspended.
that didn't stop the other ones for mocking me though
>>65733050
You're right, we do
>>65749796
who are these mongs
>>65750046
>he doesn't know who the two greatest living football players are
>>65750046
>mongs
I want to hear you say it in your yank accent
>>65749796
>tfw neither of these guys will be starting upfront for england because of muh rooney captain and muh glass sturridge
feels bad man
>>65750072
i want to hear you say it in your paki accent first