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>if it has no defense, it's not a sport Do you agree
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>if it has no defense, it's not a sport

Do you agree with this?
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>>65718104
>if it has no defense, it's not a sport
yea
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track and field
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>fish and horses have various defenses

fishing and equestrian confirmed real sports

golf, motor sports, darts, track, swimming, skiing, bobsled, speed skating, figure skating BTFO
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i miss this guy senpai
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No.
If you don't break a sweat doing it, it's not a sport.
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>>65720063
Not sports. They're competitive activities.
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>>65720150
>motor"sports"
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Obviously, it's why basketball isn't a sport.

>sinking 103 baskets and only shipping 101 is an achievement

Nah bruv.
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>tfw snooker is now a real sport
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Does tennis have defense? Seems like it's just constant offense.
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>>65718104
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>>65722623
Yes, most of the best tennis players right now are defensive players
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>>65722572
Stop posting this

You do it all the time
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>>65721123
so jacking off and trying to shoot into my mouth is a sport now? come the fuck on bruh
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>>65720150
>motor sports
There's absolutely defense in motor sports
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>>65718104
Tiger woods is the greatest hobbyiest of all time.
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>>65720150
Fishing and horsey fun are not sports. The animals dont know they are playing it.

When seabiscuit gets a salary ill change my mind.
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>>65718104
patrice was right about a lot of things

he left us too soon ;_;
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>>65723264
underrated bongpost
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>>65723750
>>65723750
>>65723750
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>>65722605
Defense isn't the only condition, just one that is necessary.
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>>65722572
literally retarded
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>>65718104
Is that Patrice O'Neal?
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>>65726369
yes
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>>65724221
Coming from Literally /cric/: the country
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>>65718104
AB SO FREAKIN LOUTELY
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>>65722572
this guy is right

handball also
>flap your arms around in hopes to block 2 out of 40 shots from entering the goal
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He's spot on

>>65720063
Not a sport
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Maybe he wouldn't have died if he did some more sports. I mean 'events'.
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>>65726416

Aus /sp/ shares timezone with American /sp/ so is definitely part of the problem.

The only threads in the catalog with replies outside of game threads and generals are euro or euro related, and are mostly about one sport.
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>>65726534
Too soon Fritz. Too soon.
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>>65726415
Rip.

Can't believe schumer stole from a dead nigga.
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>>65722645
i always forget about the "You are mistaken" and lel every time
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>>65718104
>Nigga couldn't even break par in mini golf

Just some dead cunt upset he was bad at golf
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>>65718104

no
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>>65722645
The only problem with this is the "objective official" portion. That doesn't matter.
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>>65721123

Cricket confirmed for alternative activity
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>that swimmer's dad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlD-5ctsbaY
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>>65718104
Nba is not a sport then
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it's not a sport if it doesn't have a ball
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>>65730049
Obviously, it's a league.

Basketball is a sport though.

>falling for the no defense meme
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>>65723224
Way to take it way out of context.
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>>65723251
you're kidding right?
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>>65726486
Literally the original sport.
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>>65726562
as a west coast fag who shitposts at 4am before work you aussies are all right ty for angelina white
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>>65718104
Yeah, it's a good way to differentiate non sports like golf and bowling
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Man I miss Patrice O'neal, one of the funniest people to ever live.
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>>65730049
Just because they suck at it doesn't mean there's no defense.
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Was Patrice the Goat Opie and Anthony guest?
I swear there was never a time when he got btfoed on air in an argument or got properly roasted, he always won arguments or was able to argue to a draw.
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>>65730249
Track position is a sort of defense
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>>65730665
how'd that fat bitch fit in the seat?
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>>65730678
My man needs to hit her with some rocks get her on that hilbilly diet
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>>65726486
You uncultured fuck
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>>65718104
Rowing has no defense, and it's most certainly a sport.
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>>65731719
Rowing is a hobby for wealthy """"people''""""
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I love and miss you, patreeky.
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I guess chess is a sport then :^)
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But seriously, anyone daring to claim that eating isn't a sport should fuck off from /sp/.
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>>65732098
some 2nd grader logic here
if it doesn't have a defense it isn't a sport
doesn't mean that if it has it is.
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>>65732132
Well it IS a sport so all's good.
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>>65732098
Is a horse an athlete?
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>>65732142
Well, duh, they are.
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ITT: Fat useless NEET faggots have an idea internet slap fight over definitions because of what some stupid nog said.

Kill yourselves you useless autists.
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>>65718104
Bullshit statement.
Golf for example has no defense and it's most definitely a sport. The precision needed to play well is far beyond the abilities of most of us. The top players are athletes and golf is a sport.

Auto-racing, now that is a valid argument. The machine is doing all the work. Anybody can drive a race car with a little practice and do it fairly well. NASCAR, F1, etc not a "sport".
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>>65718104
I agree which is why esports are real sports
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>>65733779
what's the point of /sp/ if not to argue and debate about sports topics, you retard
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>>65726448
So trap and skeet shooting fall under game? They seem more like activities
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>>65718104
FAT NIGGER BE DEAD YO
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>>65733887
>Anybody can drive a race car with a little practice and do it fairly well
you're a fool if you actually believe this. i think NASCAR is the dumbest thing in the world, but i know that it takes a lot of skill to drive at 200MPH like that. most people can't even merge correctly going 35 MPH
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>>65723224
basic logic 101

If not A then not B is not the same thing as If A then B
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>>65730249
never heard of defensive driving?
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RIP mr P
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If it doesn't involve running it's not a sport
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>>65718104

in high school my buddies and i classified a sport as having some object of contention that requires physical exertion (baseball, basketball, football, puck, etc) meaning your competitive "exercises" (swimming, running, skiing, esports) sure as FUCK don't qualify.

are there any sports that nullify this definition?
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>>65736461
Combat sports
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>>65730665
>Was Patrice the Goat Opie and Anthony guest?

the only time their show was enjoyable was when he was on.
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>>65723348
>When seabiscuit gets a salary ill change my mind.

what a retarded statement
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>>65730665
2nd to Colin Quinn
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Is bowling a sport?
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Does this count as defense?
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>/sp/'s Official 'Is this sport Baseball?' Flowchart

>Is it Baseball?
>>Yes: Yes, it is Baseball.
>>No: No, it is not Baseball.
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>>65737285
really more of a game to me, like golf and billiards
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