http://www.news.com.au/sport/sports-life/model-nataly-rincon-reveals-saucy-details-of-her-night-with-cristiano-ronaldo/news-story/96ba362676b6a2fc3f6286e9224e5f6a
>Revealing he was a great dancer, she added: “There was alcohol, I was happy. He stood in front of me and said, ‘Look at how I dance’ and he danced in a really sensual, sexy way. It was great.
>ronaldo will never dance for you in a really sensual, sexy way
just kill me already
>>65698345
>‘Look at how I dance’
I don't care what anyone says, Ronaldo is far more autistic than Messi.
>Look at how I dance
good god, Donald. you're lucky you're rich and world famous
>>65698345
>>65698379
You can probably get away with saying just about anything when you're rich, famous, and good looking. I'm pretty sure Ronaldo could have said "Y-you want t-to, you know, maybe have sex with me?" and he still would have gotten laid.
This guy has autism
>>65698345
I don't know why the media here sucks up to him when we produce far more attractive men than him
Also,
> He stood in front of me and said, ‘Look at how I dance’
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>65698366
>>65698379
English isn't his first language, probably is a literal translation of Portuguese or something
Messi is probably a better dancer as well
I thought he was gay?
good for him
btw I don't understand those girls whose biggest and proudest moments are someone famous fucking them... than giving an interview about it
>messi dribbles past Ronaldo in the next classico
>scores
>"look at how I dance"
>>65698516
>implying that fucking a literal 10/10 celebrity woman and giving an interview about it afterwards wouldn't be a pinnacle of your life aswell
I'm gonna assume that"s a literal translation from spanish
This is some Aaron Rodgers tier shit
>>65698516
Look at it this way. If you fucked [insert 10/10 celeb girl here], wouldn't you be proud of it?
>>65698516
succubi gonna succubi
soulless harpies only after a mans wallet
all of my REEEEE
>>65698545
>greasy brown metrosexual
>10/10
There are multiple footballers better looking than him
T. Grill
>implying he didn't pay her to say that
>implying he wasn't dancing for his bf badr hari
>u twerk make me go crazy
>look at how I dance
Ronaldo quotes book when
>>65698516
>implying it's not a facade like with the pregnant american waitress and the bitch got paid to say that
>>65698570
VIENNA
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N
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>there are betas here who never danced to seduce a lady
>>65698497
>autists
>dancing well
Pick one.
>>65698596
this can't be real
>>65698597
Ronaldo's smile always looks more genuine when he's with other men desu
>>65698605
>look at how i dance
>>65698345
>implying bitch isn't making shit up
>implying journalists are telling the truth
>implying Captain Tsuuu enjoys the vaguuu
>implying any sane person cares about stories like this one
>>65698619
every mens smile is more genuine when they're with their mates
>>65698596
Ajajajajaj
>>65698619
Ronaldo/Rodgers power couple when?
>>65698605
The joke is that he stood in front of her and said "look at how I dance" like an autistic robot
>>65698596
>People honestly think superstar athletes manage their own social media accounts
He'll have a private one for himself and his friends, the public ones are run by PR people
>>65698605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc
>>65698663
In Aaron's defence, I'd be more excited about sitting with Shaw than Olivia Munn as well
>>65698683
poor kid, I feel sorry for him
his self-esteem will be fucked for a long time
>>65698715
as it should be. he deserved it.
>>65698722
this
important lesson learned: don't be an autist. and if you absolutely can't help being an autist then don't let people film you and show on TV/the internet
>>65698663
>>65698691
Same here, I'd be way more hyped to meet Shaq, mainly because I know that I have no shot of ever banging Olivia Munn.
>>65698722
Defending the ladies honor is always most admirable my good sir! Peasants... yall dont even tip your dorito stained trillby at the fair lasses... For shame
>>65698715
He probably has more self confidence that 90% of the faggots on /r9k/, he'll be alright at least he learned a lesson to not shoot higher than you can and to not sperg out.
hello sp look how i dance
>>65698737
>don't be an autist. and if you absolutely can't help being an autist then don't let people film you and show on TV/the internet
I was lucky that my autistic phase ended right as twitter and smartphones with cameras really started getting big. If I was born 5 years later, there probably would be footage of 10-year old me swinging around a plastic lightsaber.
>>65698737
his big mistake is that he picked a 10
and he's a 5 at most
but he's a kid, he'll learn
>>65698754
i don't give a fuck about that whore, i'm just saying he had it coming
>>65698770
>that
>a 10
come on croatia
>I’m not going to say if I went back to his hotel or not but we left around 2.30am.
confirmed for homo
>>65698663
that would be fucking hot too handle
>>65698345
>He stood in front of me and said, ‘Look at how I dance’
Is Ronaldo autistic?
>>65698345
>Look at how I dance
>>65698596
Fake you moron, since "Ajajajajajaj" is a spanish thing only, our laugh is "Haha" since our J is read like an actual J, not an H.
>>65698926
>that chick doing the vagina smell dance
>>65698926
>CRYSTALS
fucking crystal palace, based club
are they just like chelsea before abramovic or were they bigger?
>>65698491
why is his head so oblong
>>65699165
Chelsea had an ancient league title, a few FA Cups and had been regular top 4 contenders for like 10 years before Abramovich came.
They were like current Tottenham
>>65699230
we have big head from side narrow from front
>>65699260
More like current Arsenal
>>65698516
M8 She is Colombian, those girls are born to fuck nothing else, I bet she is from Medellin as well so no surprises here.
>>65698528
underrated
>>65698345
why even live
>>65698715
He might kill himself one day considering this video is on youtube and with almost half a million views
>>65698379
well yeah, game isnt real
there are no magic words to make the ugly appear good looking
>ohh shit, too many rumours about tsunaldo being gay
>we might lose our sandnigger jersey buyers
>quick, get another model to talk about a one-night-stand with him
t. Real PR HQ
>>65698366
>implying women don't like confidently suggestive men
surely he's the one with autism.
>>65698597
ronny's arms, lmao.
>>65699260
I remember reading that Abramovich was thinking about buying Tottenham, but was told to pick either Chelsea or Liverpool by an adviser. Then it was basically decided by which of them made the Champions League.
>tfw no Mourinho-Wenger NLD
>tfw no Muslim & Catholic Arsenal vs Jewish & Orthodox Spurs
>tfw no American-owned Arsenal vs Russian owned-Spurs
Would have been the GOAT rivalry desu
>>65698770
bitch has huge scars on her torso tho
>>65705662
Christ, who is this sperm worm?
>>65698345
t. Alberto Barbosa
I really really like dancing
>>65698345
>He stood in front of me and said, ‘Look at how I dance’
muller would fuckin rekt this kid
neuer too
>>65698896
Too hot to handle too cold to hold
>>65708320
>neuer
Everytime i see this it has become even funnier
>>65698619
He knows they aren't gold-diggers unlike the bitches
>>65698747
So, you figure Shaq would be easier than Munn?
>>65698683
>>65698715
>>65698722
>>65698737
I don't get all these replies
Yeah he was being a retard but it doesn't seem like his self-esteem was ruined or anything and seems like the girl liked it so what gives? Is this bait?
Let's be honest here...we all want to be "autistic"(as 4chan calls it) sometimes in our lives...but society is such a boring no-fun piece of shit who are more concerned about impressing others rather than doing what makes them happy
>>65698770
>his big mistake is that he picked a 10
That's not a big mistake at all
I see plenty of ugly faggots with 9s and 10s frequently
If anything you should always shoot out of your league
>>65708320
>white people
>>65698496
He doesn't speak good Portuguese either.
>>65707535
Thanks for reminding me.
>He stood in front of me and said, 'TSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU'
>>65698345
Literally who fucking about this prensa rosa bullshit. Post that fedora kid dancing to the blonde braid girl so we can all get the schadenfreude going and go on with our pathetic discipline, declined morals and therefore awful life
