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>he unironically doesn't rate Thomas Muller as the no.
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>he unironically doesn't rate Thomas Muller as the no. 1 secondary striker in the world
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>that flag
>this topic
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He's alright.
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maybe if he played in a real league
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>he classifies Muller
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>secondary striker
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>>65676777
cool dog
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>secondary striker
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>le space investigating man
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>>65676738
>secondary strikers
ayyy what are all these made up positions
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He's not a secondary striker.

He's a raumdeuter. A made up variation of a made up position.
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>>65677020
He's not quite*
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>he assesses Muller
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>No. 1 at being second

Wat
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>le star wars man
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>>65676738
>The >Canadian >Buyern >bandwagoner
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>i dont rate müller
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>>65676777
>>65677000

checkd
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>Who is Danny welbeck
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what the fuck is secondary striker you fucking cuck canuck secondary american
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>>65676738

Truely the cheekiest player alive.
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>>65676738
>secondary american
>opinion on football
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A secondary striker is a False 10 you plebcucks.
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>>65677740
everyone knows that a secondary striker is actually a inverted false 2.
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>>65677000
>>65677448
>made up positions
>started watching football in 2005+
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>>65677757
I'd rather have a defensive false 7 acting as a holding 5
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>>65677757
>german humor is to high brow for most
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>>65678188
R A R E

A

R

E
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>>65676738
le underrated but not really underrated at all man

le goofy sense of humor man
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>fb
>link zum bus video
>"Wenn ich solche Bilder sehe, schäme ich mich, Deutscher zu sein."

wie soll ich antworten ?
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>>65677000
The primary striker is the guy who bangs the gaols in, the poacher. Your Chicharitos and Lewandowskis.
The secondary striker is more af an all-rounder for the offense. He sets up other players, holds up the ball, creates space, etc. and can finish as well.
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>>65678309
wrong thread lol
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>>65676738
>le Bavarian prankster man who scores goals
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>>65678335
Nobody but FM hipsters use that word.

Well maybe spics do too, I dont know.
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>>65678312
So a trequartista
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>>65678335
I believe some people call them "strikers"
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>>65678347
see
>>65678344

The fact that you needed to look up how to spell it correctly should tell you something about how commonly it is used.
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A man who plays at the top of the pitch and is mainly there to contribute to his team scoring is a striker. A striker can be a poacher, a pace babby, a targetman or any other kind of striker, but he is still a striker. It really is that simple you turbonerds
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he's more of a supporting/attacking midwinger
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>>65677468
nice refball there
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He is everyone's favorite German right? I can't think of a reason why there aren't statues to him already
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>>65678531
because hes bavarian
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this never gets old
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>>65678542
well yeah I already know he's the good kind of german
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>>65678571
>good kind of german

there aint such a thing
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>pretending as if a secondary striker isn't a real role in soccer

I didn't even go full meme and call him a trequartista or a shadow striker

>based Muller will never play for any team but Bayern

stay mad cucks
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>>65678758
Why do you feel so passionate about him? Are you even German?
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Muller is based

>>65678358
In italy we use it a lot
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>>65678554
was he trying to kick the ball at him?
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>>65678554
David Luiz is a huge babby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dSE_7s3PDc
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>>65678571
>good kind of german
>bavarian
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>>65677000
secondary meaning there's no one else you can field

in this case, i agree
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>>65678779
honestly, how can you not love him

hold on I got semi-pasta saved somewhere
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>secondary striker

To what? A good striker?
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>>65678834
the knee was the aim. what a cunt.
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>>65678571
>good kind of german
>bavarian
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>>65677437
shit

walcott is much better at everything he does
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>Bavarians aren't the only cool kind of Germans
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>>65679323
what the fuck why do i have a british flag?!?
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If Germoney win Euro16, it will be because of Muller.
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>>65679325
>Bavarians
>German
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>>65679325
you've never been to germany and its obvious
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>>65678358
Trequartista is a common term, senpai. Certainly more than secondary striker.
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>>65676738
>secondary striker
>using 30 year old tactics

He's the ONLY secondary striker in the world
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>>65678758
he's a raumdeuter
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>>65679369
most Germans are very much within their shell, they're super cool once you get them out of it

Bavarians on the other hand have the eastern European affinity for just eating and drinking and partying all the fucking time

you've never met a German in your life and it's obvious
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>>65680300
The first part was my experience when I visited Berlin
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>>65678188
Nah, here we don't use that terminology, nor that position for that matter, just as there are not many "Enganches" (10) on Europe.
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