Now that the first KO round week is over, who are you rooting for this season, /sp/?
>>65651438
All European football is a fuking shit
the soccer of united states and canada is much better
>>65651438
I'm rooting for ISIS to btfo everyone
http://strawpoll.me/6846886
http://strawpoll.me/6846886
http://strawpoll.me/6846886
also vote here
>>65651469
do you hate real madrid's goalkeeper?
juvewinslol
Zenith tßh
>>65651517
juvebrideslol
fify
>>65651530
Me too
>>65651501
Yes, I hate the bastard navas
and I hate all football in Europe
europe is shit
>>65651544
well, that's kind of rude
>>65651473
Lad.
>>65651473
For fuck's sake I can barely understand who the fuck is who
Who the fuck is "The Castle of Wolves"?
Who the fuck is "CD Rom"?
>>65651544
Why so angry Hernan?
>>65651473
>http://strawpoll.me/6846886
>everyone immediately voted for Atletico and Juventus
I love the memeing going on here
Benfica.
>>65651473
This autism
>>65651473
I really shouldn't but I laughed
>>65651572
I'm high and I giggled
>>65651544
you tell them MLS bro
>>65651572
t. never watched a team aside from arse aka. mehmet
>>65651473
i really like this poll
it shows grace, effort, and creativity
>>65651572
"Wolfsburg" literally means "wolfscastle"
CD-Rom is probably roma...
that if the good soccer
no shit of Europe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I8EkxynVGE
>>65651572
wolfcastle and club deportivo roma
>>65651670
a burg is not a castle, more like a stronghold
>>65651711
'nein'
>>65651544
Please kill yourself mae
>>65651645
Yes I Like The Major League Soccer (MLS) :D
My Team Is The portland timbers
voting for halal madrid
we will win 11rd decima inchaalah
>>65651761
NO
El Soccer De Los Estados Unido y De Canada Es El mejor del mundo
todo el fútbol de europa es una mierda para putos
>>65651473
kek nice
>>65651766
Jesus Christ, that pic is so autisticaly fury it makes me uncomfortable.
>>65651742
castle = schloss, residence of some kind of ruler
burg = fortified position
GENT
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>shilling this hard for mLELs
seem like someone wants a green card ;)
>>65651473
delete this
>>65651812
And yet burg became the German equivalent of "ville" or "cita" or "grad". It in no way means castle any more
>>65651811
ohh we
high quality soccer is in the United States and Canada
European football is for fucking
>>65651473
I liked it, don't trust the shitposters
lads, lads
this isn't about castles, or schlosses, or wolves, or even burgs
this is about the champions league. now settle down and discuss sports like real men.
>>65651864
>castles and wolves aren't manly shit
Lad
This is now a Castle thread.
Post your favorite castle.
>>65651473
>45 votes
>not one for shitty or Roma
Lel
>>65651892
Frank Castle.
>>65651892
Are there even castles in Brazil? No, forts don't count.
>>65651883
fair point
>>65651892
>>65651957
favelas are castles for poor people
>>65651957
Yeah, lots of portuguese castles, a handful of french and dutch fortresess.
>>65651957
based, the torture chamber in the basement is worth the visit alone
>>65651473
>ben fica's lezdom
It's probably because I'm a bit drunk, but fuck did that make me laugh
>>65651918
FRANK THE FRANK
>>65651957
>implying there arent
>>65652023
>be brazilian
>start building a castle
>stop at the moat
>>65651997
Post'em
>>65651892
this one
It's like 30 minutes away from where I grew up
And to make it /sp/ related, the nearest Bundesliga club from it is VfB Stuttgart
They played in the champions league not too long ago
>>65652023
for some reason I think I'd have enjoyed life more living somewhere like this. always playing outside with bros, street soccer and shit like that
instead i lived in a stupid house in a stupid high class neighborhood, and played video games all day and got fat
>away goals rule
>>65652085
you say that now but you wouldn't be happy if some favelados raped and decapitated your sister and stole your shoelaces and stuff like that
>>65652085
>played video games all day and got fat
sounds like the american dream 2bh
>>65652081
Underrated and GOAT with low-lying fog.
I hope the Chinese start making them in batches, I'd fit one of those near Lamego quite nicely
>>65652085
>i'd be happy living in a favela
No you wouldn't, i mean can you imagine?
>Joao wakes up, looks outside as a smile tears across his face revealing his brilliant caramel-brown teeth. He then picks up his Ecuadorian made AK-47 and prepars to run to his cousins house on the other side of the favela for more monkey shampoo.
>"Here Bakterianinho, take this banana peel for luck", says his mother. "It was your father's favorite"
>His father met his fate during the weekly favela deathmatch. Ironically, it wasn't a drug dealer's bullet that did him in; While running to pick up the gun of a deceased combatant, Edmilson Felipe Joao Ninho-Ninho da Silva slipped on a pile of excrement that his son had left in the middle of street earlier in the day and cracked his skull.
>The whole favela chose to honor his father by taking the day off from their non-existent jobs and dancing to Danza Kuduro from dawn to dusk.
>>65652085
I lived in a shitty neighborhood in Romania. I say lived not because I moved but because it cleaned up. I can't even remember a football or basketball match not ending in an all-out brawl. I was robbed more tan once by older fucks, I got in dumb-ass fights, I got a couple of ribs and my hand broken, and chipped some teeth. I'm not even the fuck everything and fight kind of dude, but show any sign of weakness and everybody jumps on you like a bunch of rabid dogs. And that was in Romania, the country with some of the strictest gun regulations on the planet. Imagine that+a shitload of drugs(we had none)+guns+desperation. It ain't fun negro.
>>65652205
Kekking. I worked in West Africa for a year and I can't imagine the other side of the water is much different, if not even worse.
>>65652293
Brasilian favelas are West West-Africa, except with slightly more intelligent and feral blacks
>>65652085
I grew up in a Northern British shithole, I can honestly say that you're probably fucking retarded.
Fighting happened constantly over incredibly minor things, getting chased by older gangs of townies was a constant threat during things like street football. Drugs and Alcohol were known to everyone no matter the age with most peoples parents addicted to something, some of my friends were being sexually exploited and that was just a thing.
Occasionally social services would pull a finger out and actually take someone into care and then we'd lose another friend, people died on a regular basis too and none of us had anything nice at all because we all lived in the sort of flats that nowadays are generally condemned.
I cannot even begin to imagine how much fucking worse that'd be in a favella
voted ain´t oven because I laughed
>>65651670
They're called AS Roma you fuckwit
>>65653725
AH WAY-OH MAMA
AHWAY EVERYBODY SING
AH WAY-OH MAMA
AH WAAAAAAAAA-A-A-AYYY
LIFE IN A NORTHERN TOWN
>>65655513
Kek
>>65651473
ayyy lmao
Arsenal.
>>65651892
My local. Not too impressive now, but it's ~800 years old. Donkeys live there. Literally donkeys all over the place. If you want to visit, you better like donkeys.
>>65658213
Shame, barca are going to do numbers
buy'em munich is going to get this, lads
>>65651892
>>65658213
You fucking deserve it