>L-le tap-in man
>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>N-not even t-top 5
OH
MY
GOD
Unbe-fucking-lievable, undisputable GOAT no other player on earth could do that.
(It's just a jest)
>literally offisde
>literally deflected
>>65650694
>That flag
>Opinion on football
>Obese
>clever camera montage to disguise offside
sneaky
>>65650816
he's right though.
it really looks like offside, you don't happen to have footage from another angle?
it was deflected you dumb fuck
wish I could still sage threads
did you miss all the diving donaldo did all game? fucking shameless
>>65650482
why do you all keep fighting about this guy? I mean he is great, he has won a lot of shit, he scores lots of goals and has an insane drive to improve himself. Great athlete. LEAVE RONALDO ALONE.
>>65650482
This is the stuff of legends
>>65650482
>scores deflected goal
>g-goat
>>65650855
it was very close, but he probably was level with Manolas in the middle
>>65650482
that GK literally has no hops
>Mfw anti-Ronaldo fags desperately will try to diminish this goal
>Great run
>Great skill
>Great shot
>Match-deciding
>Against a big club
>Messifags will claim this isn't all true
>>65650482
wow i don't even watch soccer but i can tell the GOATnaldo haters are scrambling
>>65651203
this
>>65651203
>great shot
>deflected
'no'
>>65650482
was that deflected off the defenders leg?
nice goal either way
>>65651203
>>Against a big club
They literally aren't.
>>65651203
> Roma
> a team that Michael fucking Bradley started in
> big club
my sides have enrolled in applied kekistry this semester in the hopes of landing a nice internship
>>65651246
every club is big until it gets tsued
>>65650482
>needing refball
>to beat Roma
LOL
>>65650482
Ronaldo chop is the GOAT skill move
>>65651203
I don't see how 1 nice goal relieves him of the tap in merchant status.
If he keeps on scoring goals like this for a considerable amount of time it's all fine and good, 1 goal proves nothing though.
>>65651237
>implying Ronaldo didn't anticipate the deflection
Ronaldo did LITERALLY nothing wrong
>>65651283
>refball
you are literally textbook american opinions
Now do it against your biggest fucking rival of all time?
>>65651203
>against a club that hesebullah just walk straight line and scores
wew what a "big" club
>messi and Suarez pull off one of the cheapest plays in the game
>passing in a penalty, tricking thee go
>Amazing, wow, messi is goat
>Ronaldo makes a great run, nice skill, takes a nice shot and scores
>pivotal goal
>R-Ronaldo isn't good
>muh deflection, muh offside
Messifags are cancer
>>65651272
corny
>>65651297
>1 nice goal
>the german fag actually believes this
>>65651324
ronaldo has 15 clasico goals, the same amount as messi in the time he's been in spain
he also has the record for most clasicos scored in in a row
so...
>>65651331
>great run
offside
>nice shot
deflection
>Ronaldo anticipates crosses and gets in good positions to score
>t-tap in baby
>>65651331
They were already like 5-1 up and did it for a bit of banter.
Calm down you jerk
>>65651361
Yeah but has he ever dribbled past more than one player during any of those goals?
Like he did against AS "Big club" Roma.
>>65651361
All of them were either tap in or penalties though. I'm not saying that his goal record isn't impressive because it still takes skill, but there's no need to dick ride a player who is barely top 50 of all time
>>65651391
No, but he did do like 5 step overs and fall on the floor at least 3 times in each match
>beat 1 (one) defender
>score from lucky deflection
amg goat!!!1
Reminder that Messi dribbled four players from the half way line and scored at the near post in the Copa final.
Ronaldo dived for some penalties.
>>65651391
>>65651399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRTHlVEZqWk
sure thing bud
>ohh ronaldo only scores against shit clubs like roma, score against barca
>well he's scored 15 goals
>THEY HAVE TO BE BEAUTIFUL GOALS REEEEEEE
nice
>>65651439
>defender
Wasn't that Florenzi?
>>65651439
He isn't even a defender kek
>>65651375
>messi humiliating their opponent
>its just banter!
>ronaldo celebrating for penalty at the cl final
>hurr what a statpad narcissist faggot
>>65651391
Ronaldo LITERALLY lobbed Pique with a backheel before scoring a solo run (albeit the shot was weak)
This trumps any Messi goal vs. Real imo
>>65651391
>Yeah but has he ever dribbled past more than one player during any of those goals?
you don't need to dribble past 10 players for a goal to count m8
>>65651461
>>65651485
Wopmind. Sup pisan?
>Ronaldo beats a player
>not even a defender hurt sure
>messi runs past 2 midfielders and then runs past I expecting defenders
>GOAT
>>65651505
>This trumps any Messi goal vs. Real imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwsFYkp_r5w
short memory you got there, bud.
>>65651571
Not really, beating fucking Carvalho isn't that impressive
Literally a more athletic Pippo Inzaghi.
What is with this mindset some of you people have that only hard and difficult goals matter?
Last time I checked every goal equals 1 point
>>65651605
Every goal does not equal one point when measuring comparative greatness. Come on faggot, you know this.
>>65651605
youtube highlight generation thinks that the best players are the ones who do cool little tricks before they score
remember, soccer players aren't paid to score, they're paid to score magisterial goals, right?
CR7 is getting the Valvuena treatment lmao
>>65651590
>beating Carvalho
more like beating the entire defence literally on his own. in the Champions League semi final (Ronaldo's "GOAT" goal vs Barcelona happened in the Spanish Super Cup, telling)
>>65651571
that doesnt count all he did wad run in a straight line
>>65651487
>>ronaldo celebrating for penalty at the cl final
Unironically celebrating a last minute penalty that makes it 4-1 IS in fact a faggot move. Good job realizing that.
>>65651505
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ0TsPih0i8
/thread
>>65651590
>runs through whole defence
>i-it's just Carvalho
pathetic
>>65651605
Being a fox able to score lots of easy goals isn't fun enough since Trezeguet m8. Now you have to Roonie your way between 5 players including the keeper to actually score.
>>65651461
you mean Floprenzi?
am i the only one who thinks penaldo runs weird
>>65651605
>Last time I checked every goal equals 1 point
That's true, but don't pretend all goals take equal skill to score. I'm sure some Stanislav in the Moldova League has the same amount of goals.
>>65651316
that penalty was pretty blatant desu
>>65651683
also, Carvalho was actually Real's best defender in 10/11
>>65651595
Impossible. No one's more athletic than Pippo
>>65651399
>who is barely top 50 of all time
>>65651605
the thing is, there is only a handful of players in the history of the sport that can "invent" a goal from literally nothing
Is he even top Portugal top 5 of all time?
>>65651771
Ronaldo did this a dozen times. Robben, Ribery, Suarez, Neymar, Ronaldinho, Kaka, Villa, Ibra, Agüero, Eto'o, Torres, even Nani did this a few times.
>le dribbling skills and pace man is what /sp/ considers GOAT
>>65651776
I think he is, yeah.
>>65651324
nice, never seen this angle of that classic goal before.
>>65651841
So, you had what
>Eusebio
>Figo
>Rui Costa?
>....Pauleta?
>>65651399
>who is barely top 50 of all time
I'm sorry what?
>>65651863
Not pauleta imo, Peyroteu, Coluna or Travassos probably.
>>65651822
>whats /sp/ considers GOAT
More like every expert ever, mainstream or not, as dribbling is the most difficult aspect of the sport
>>65651863
Eusebio
Rui Costa
Paulo Sousa
Figo
Cristiano Ronaldo
in no particular order but those would be in the top 5
>>65651961
t.Alberto Barbosa.
>>65651961
>be me
>90's BvB bandwagoner
>completely forgot about Sousa
GOAT player
>>65651977
Yes well, the flag kind of gave it away didn't it? Stupid fucking retard.
>>65651863
I disagree with >>65651961 because I disagree with the the existence of a famed, nationally promoted "golden" generation who didn't actually win anything for the country and got us nowhere.
You will hear a lot of comments with Rui Costa and Paulo Sousa in them, that shouldn't be there, but you must understand that information sources in the country are extremely one-sided.
>>65651863
deco
>>65651505
>This trumps any Messi goal vs. Real imo
>scored probably the most famous goal in recent history vs Madrid
>away in the Champions League semi final (a CL that Barcelona later won)
>some danish faggot believes donaldo's backheel and clumsy finish in the spanish mickey mouse cup was more impressive
>>65651203
He did what he does 99% of the time he gets the ball in that position. Cuts inside and shoots. This time the deflect helped him score.
Why do ronaldo fags conform with so little? Its embarrasing. You really are in denial and wont admit that he is really shitty.
>>65652073
Refugees don't count
>>65651961
>>65651994
Sousa was great but top 5 ever? I don't think so. I even have a hard time picking Rui Costa over peyroteu.
>>65652015
It's not even that, I'm not a fan of any of the big 3. Even if Rui Costa or Paulo Sousa failed to win anything at national level, you'd have to be extremely one sided to deny their achievements in European football.
If you're the guy that posted Coluna, Peyroteo and Travassos, they'd certainly make the Top 10 but I wouldn't place them in the first five.
>>65652089
Eusebio shouldn't count either by your logic, he actually said once that he wasn't portuguese, but he's still at the national fucking pantheon (one of my 20 reasons for emigrating btw)
>>65652114
Deco and Pauleta did more for the country. Simple.
>>65652123
Mozambic was Portugal back then tho, so him and Coluna do count. I do understand him not feeling Portuguese, when y'all were killing the FRELIMO back home by the thousands. Deco just jumped boat, he's no different than Diego Costa.
>>65652084
>Implying the shot wasn't going in anyway
Dumb Messi dick rider
certainly the best player ever
>>65652256
>Mozambic was Portugal back then tho
That's what we told the UN kek, though this is obviously not the place to discuss the colonial war
And Deco still gave the country a CL, which is more than you can say for Rui Costa for example.
>>65652326
M9-1, let's not debate the arbitrary rules I set up when it comes to your country's football.
>>65652345
In that case I must concede.
>DAILY REMINDER THE GOAL WAS NOT OFFSIDE
WATCH THE REPLAY RETARDS
>DAILY REMINDER THE GOAL WASNT DEFLECTED
WATCH THE REPLAY RETARDS
>DAILY REMINDER THAT RONALDO IS THE GOAT AND THE HIGHEST SCORER IN THE HISTORY OF THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE
>DAILY REMINDER EVEN BAYERN LOST HERE 2-1 BEFORE DESTROYING ROMA AT HOME
ABRMs GETTING
>B
>T
>O
>>65650482
Clearly onside.
Only a blind moron would not understand how point of view and perspective works.
>>65652448
It's hard to see with Messi's balls in your face
>>65650482
>deflection
Average players score better goals.
>>65650482
The most complete attacker in football history
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNALDO
>>65651605
Goals have to be scored from behind halfway with a double backflip bicycle kick for /sp/ to count them
>Deflected
>mfw
You know it's a state of absolute desperation when Penaldo's fanboys have to struggle for the acceptance of a lucky goal as a demonstration of CR career being "not yet dead". He did nothing during all match... takes a shot that deflects and goes in... aaaand here we are reading about his great form, lmfao
And it's actually their story over the years:
>month and months of nothing
>average shit
>shit ton of penaltys and tap-ins
>failing to show
>more nothing
>finally a nice goal or some award
THREADS THREADS THREADS
"¡WE TOLD YOU!" "BEST STRIKER IN HISTORY"
>>65652356
>>65652345
Euro /sp/ is the comfiest :3
>>65653148
I love how his fanboys used to say he's good at free kicks and today even BT Sports commentators were taking the piss out of his free kick attempts
"At least he didn't shoot this time"
what does tsuuu mean?
Are Ronaldo & Messi fags the cancer of football?
>>65653602
Back in 2015 when Ronaldo won the Balon de Oro he screamed something unintelligible. Idiots here assumed the consonants and the vocals he used.
>>65653618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdqyh-aeCL8
ok i get it now
>>65653602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdqyh-aeCL8
>mfw Ronaldo actually scores an amazing deflected goal
>mfw the shot wouldn't have even been on target if it wasn't for the deflection
>mfw Ronaldo was just diving during the entire match
>mfw he is 31 in a few days
>mfw Ronaldo is all about tap ins and penalties against small teams now
>mfw thanks to this goal, Madrid will probably renew him for another 10 years
>mfw Madrid will have to handle a 31 year old diving crybaby for the next 10 years just because he scores some amazing deflected goal every once in a while against a "decent" team
>mfw Madrid supporters are actually happy to have him in their team
Real Madrid would have at least 2 more CLs if they never signed gaynaldo
>>65651324
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
LEAVE MALMO TO ME
LEAVE WAXTAP TO ME
>>65651590
Are u fucken blind from ronaldo jizzzzzz in your eyes like seriously suck his dick even more lol
>>65650482
Yes I agree your point?
>>65651246
bayern do that to everyone
is farcelona a big club?
>>65651203
this
>>65651297
though also this
>>65650482
>le chop inside man
Seems to have been a legit goal after all, since the Roma manager (Spaghetti or whatever he's called) didn't complain in the post match interview
>>65652258
You're calling me out when your argument is an assumption about what could have happend.
Weak dude.
what is it with Americans and their love for Ronaldo? is it because they don't actually watch the sport and he looks most athletic so they think he's best?
this isn't like your dogshit american sports where the tallest guy wins
>>65650482
literally every trash player in fifa 16 does that exact move in the box, fuck this guy
>>65658426
>tallest guy wins
Fuck off Hans. Zlatan would be a bad player if he wasn't so tall and long. Basketball is pretty much the only sport where you have to be exceptional height. Any other and the normal 6'0-6'2 is just fine.
>>65658426
>implying Crouch isn't the GOAT
>>65651203
>>Great shot
>>Against a big club
well memed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9nzv5f9Snk
Jese goal was better btw
>>65651399
>who is barely top 50 of all time
this is objectively correct
now if you were to say top left wingers of all time he'd certainly be in the discussion for his goalscoring
but he's not legendary
>>65657553
>since the Roma manager (Spaghetti or whatever he's called)
10/10
