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Who /lifelong/ here?
Me t b h, la'.
Is this a dota team
>>65492776
Wouldn't doubt if they had one tb h
Me since last week
>>65492776
>Being this unfunny
>bEING a butthurt mls fan
>Not the best for ever
Who /truefan/?
大连一方足球俱乐部, which means "Big Dicked-Fast running, Longshoremen of Dalian"
We're literally the Chinese Leicester
>>65492852
MLS is fucking shit bro
>>65492903
what is dicked-fast running
these Chinese clubs must get huge government subsidies.
>>65492740
Lifelong from little Britain downtown Guangzhou! We did it senpai!
>>65492954
China is rich man. I think this won't last long, but we might see some big spending for a few years here.
Have to be honest, that badge is sick as fuck.
>>65492978
China is rich but no one likes burning their own money. So they burn tax money instead.
>>65493019
Kinda hope it makes the sport grow larger in China. Cucking Europe in the process is funny too.
I feel like all the corrupt businessmen/government officials in China figured out like three years ago that they could launder their money through transfers. How else could these teams be affording to give blank checks to all of these Brazilians?
That said, 申花万岁!
sup senpai
>>65493092
>8 times runner up
Shenhua BTFO. Get cucked more dick eater monkey.
How long will it take for the Chinese Super League to be a top 10 league?
Will they achieve it before the MLelS?
>>65493167
Few years and yeah MLS is rekt
MLS gay boys will still defend a salary cap though LOL
Who /jiangsu/ here?
>liverpoop
>>65493193
Top quality bantz well done Ching-chong well done.
>>65493193
Holy shit lmao
>>65493193
Is that a Liverpool account faving it? KEK
Big China man win again
>>65492924
Bad translation, what he meant was Big Rooster Adoption, Under Rising Moon Across the Sea.
>>65493193
Sick rhyme
>>65493193
What the fuck is ARDITGASHI's problem.
Mother fucker needs to learn how to take a joke.
Shit man is MLS even trying? These logos are cool
Hong Kong Premier league > Super League
Let's go Rangers!
>>65493348
He is a shitskin
>>65493381
Evergrande shits on them.
>>65493375
>tianshan
MUSLIMS NOT HAN
TERRORIST GO NOW!! OUT BYE
>>65493381
Kitchee is better kek
>>65493424
>getting triggered by Ürümqi
哈哈 small dick
>>65493300
lel
Anyway, who do they buy next bros?
>>65493424
我肏你妈屄
>>65492740
>being a plastic
I support a team with REAL history!
>>65493118
我觉得和你在一起很开心,很放松
>>65493543
>dissolved
操你娘
>>65493543
Literally who?
Surely you don't mean >>65492903
China's Brave Gay Sailors
>>65493543
>supporting nothing
kek
>>65493641
>>65493642
SIMUL-POST
BE
THE
BEST
F O R E V E R
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>>65493092
right now there is a huge effort of business men pulling out of china, this is how they are getting the money out. huge sponsorships to non existent companies and bringing in these big players to make it look official.
>>65493711
This DESU
Buy more Europe players lol
>>65493627
>>65493641
>>65493642
That's just how dedicated I am!
大连实德!
>>65493789
How can white man fight this? kek western man btfo
>>65493836
Shiieett
>>65493193
More of this desu senpai!
>>65493118
哥倫比亞 積臣·馬天尼斯 !!
>>65493789
>>65493869
Monkey knows
>>65493869
>>65493945
kek
>>65493945
Ayy
>>65494033
It just makes me so happy that Liverpool of all teams got fucked over.
keep thread posting jersey 1 minute
>>65494114
What team you support
guangzhou
beijing
tsw pegasus
Hong kong
china
>>65494170
>that flag
checks out
>>65494170
Shit nice dude. Going to get a Jackson Martinez jersey?
Btw how much were they?
>>65494230
thats number 11
>>65494272
Isn't that Goulart?
Why are so many people complaining about China spending big bucks on players? The US did it before, Japan did it, India did it, Russia did it. Is it because it's China? Is it because we are actually taking good young players too? I don't understand.
>>65494326
Seems like China are taking over American computers too
>>65494326
Only butthurt Euroshit people are complaining and some hipster faggot MLelS fans.
Keep doing your thing China.
apparently they had an IPO on the chinese stock market and they valued themselves at $2.6 Billion
this is all after being valued at less than $500 mil total after Alibaba invested in a 40% share back in 2014
Chinese money laundering is no fucking joke. These dudes are good at what they do.
>>65494326
Nice proxy
>>65494384
>$2.6 billion
>>65494326
no one is complaining about chinks spending €42M on a flop that was a 3rd option striker in Patético Madrid
it's just mind-boggling
I just looked up a site from 2013 and it says the most expensive season tickets to Guangzhou Evergrande games are only llike $200
wtf that is cheap as fuck
>>65494422
Yeah but he will score like 30 CSL goals for Guangzhou and if that is what they want, then who cares
Just asked my Chinese friend about Chinese soccer
They said, "Chinese soccer is suck"
kek
>>65494170
>Pegasus PS3 shirt
Neat
How's the weather up in Vancouver?
>>65494326
Man money is money, only butthurt people are complaining.
Keep doing your thing China.
Me OP
>>65495072
>>65494170
Noice
Who /Actuallychinese/ here?
>>65497362
My gf is Hong Konger, and my penis has been inside her. Does that count?
>>65492740
>Chinese fans
Who ever winning at the moment.
>>65494774
Chilly but quite warm for February, sunny too
>mfw these chinese pricks bought 7 players of the last national champ here
KeK at least yurop isn't safe too.
>>65493836
literally a country of 7s
>>65492903
>symmetry ruined for some shitty speed lines
>>65497460
But they just buy Brazilians in europe
>>65492740
>not /riferong/
>these people bringing up MLS for no reason to shit on it
>mfw people are so insecure about the sport here that they unironically think the CSL is better than MLS
>>65497848
lel
ABGE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>65497848
Wow reported to cour européenne des droits de l’homme, enjoy your ban
>>65497409
No, make Chinr baby soon though and enrolled in private American school pls and thx
>>65497626
China loves to copy America's logo masterpieces
>>65494348
Literally no European is complaining, they just buy evarage players for huge ammount of money they wouldnt get by enyone else
>>65499014
Weren't people creaming about Teixeira
Y U
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D A B A O
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<3 CHINA
>>65499159
Namaste. And good luck!
>>65499159
>Portuguese teams thinking they're relevant enough to sell shirts anywhere else
I always cracks me up whenever Sporting buys players from Japan, India and other Eastern countries
>>65499242
1) Yu Dabao was part of Benfica's youth system and was transferred back to China in 2010. (He now has 35 caps).
2) The war in Angola stopped when Benfica played.
>>65499258
Yeah, Benfica is big in the ex-colonies.
So is dengue
>>65499286
FUCKING REKT
>>65499286
Yeah, the other portuguese clubs are small in the ex-colonies. So are other languages besides the portuguese.
Get it?
>>65497626
>autism
>>65497493
3s*
>>65493019
Nah, the BBC's Asian football correspondant basically said football clubs are a massive dick waving competition between Chinese businessmen for their town. Spending shitloads of money is as much the aim as buying good players.
>>65499307
I was talking about relevance and Eastern countries and you come to me yapping about Africa.
They would all watch the French league if they have been colonized by them.
Who cares?
Still remember this from Man City's chink, GOAT stuff. Lost the game anyway, but still.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ06FoTcwbE
>>65499336
>sell shirts anywhere else
>whenever Sporting buys players from Japan, India and other Eastern countries
i.e. you only mentioned the East directly to Çiporting.
You should care because Africa will develop eventually and because they would prefer some teams over others in the french league, which is the point
>>65499368
To be honest, I didn't even think about Africa when I made the first post.
I just think it's hilarious when Sporting when Sporting buys exotic players thinking they're Manchester United or some shit.
>>65497362
Yes hello
no one cares about benfica
>>65499804
Objectively not true
>>65498996
back 2 reddit for you senpai
>>65499846
Who cares about a bunch of hoodlums who harass kids in wheelchairs?
>>65492740
My grandfather's grandfather was born in Guangzhou and lived there before moving to Cuba. Do I have a good >muh heritage excuse to support the greatest sports team in the world?
>>65499975
>uses a trip
>tells others to go back 2 reddit
>>65499846
Go make your own thread. This is about the guangzhous
>>65500870
My own Benfica thread about Benfica? So I don't talk about Benfica here anymore? Because this is Guangzhou and not Benfica?
ACL is ours mateys
>>65492740
Right here senpai
>>65501154
Hello darkness, my old friend.
>all these pseudo-Spaniards
Is it because the Portu-whatever-the-fuck-liga is comparable in skill to the Chinese Super League?
Real talk, I can now name more players and teams in China than I can in Portugal. How does that feel, you greasy Moors?
Cristiano Donaldo to Shangai SIPG soon.
>>65501650
How buttblasted would MLS fans be if he chose Shanghai over LA? kek
>>65492740
who /chink/ here?
>>65501729
How much was that
>>65501729
>>65501760
pls respond
>>65502797
very cheap, five dollar, very nice good quality, please shop, five dollar, no fake shit, please look
>>65502880
>chinks in the US need to be a pain in the ass in order to sell
fukin tired of this socialist shithole really
>>65501760
>>65502797
back. I have the 2013 version as well (bright red to fading dark red) but can't get a pic right now.
Not sure because I got from relatives, not even sure if actually genuinely from Nike, but the cousin who procured it for me works in a lofty position with a bank so it's safe to assume it's replica Nike quality at least. If it is a fake, it was made in the same sweatshops because it's damn fucking good.
>>65502880
Fuck off back to /pol/ and collect your NEETbux you fucking honky hamplanet.
>>65494170
nice taste senpai. R I C H M O N D?
>tfw Scarborough
>>65503153
>cucknada
my fucking sides
>>65503170
quit projecting and develop social skills Genghis
>>65499320
not even for their town, random teams move like all the fucking time every two to three years, though Evergrande actually has history in that they were formed and they've stayed in Guangzhou and didn't actually move from Shangdong or General smoggy city full of clones #23 or whatever. Oh and they're basically the Chelsea of everything because they got real estate money before everyone else. Which was like 5 years ago.
>>65500164
yeah I guess. Dad's senpai is actually closer to R&F (they have a cool-tier badge too) in the city centre but all my relations support Evergrande because R&F is an outsider.
>>65503153
Nice. Guangzhou's emblem and jerseys are sick. IDK if I would ever buy the jersey though. Maybe a shirt or something.
>>65503350
I know Xinjiang is dirty brown people land, but their logo is cool. What do you think? It's the leopard one.
>grandpa on father's side is jap
>got the intelligence
>got the nap tiny wee wee fml
You can't tell I have Asian unless you look at my eyes, kind of a slant
Can I Guangzhou too?
>>65503439
not /gd/ enough.
Evergrande, R&F, and Renhe's old logo (they got relegated) are legit /gd/ tier badges though.
>>65503535
You can be the best forever anon too.
>>65503543
That's pretty cool and I imagine it would mean more if I knew what the mask represented for Guizhou.
>>65503535
>jap
APOLOGIZE FOR NANJING DESU
(you can Jiangsu though they're in Nanjing. Fuck Jiangsu.)
>>65493711
fuck shandong dog-team fuck jiangsu peices of shit guangzhou be the best forever
>>65503582
Is it basically going to be Evergrande and Suning running a rape train on the league now? Or is East Asia still good enough? They got 2nd last year, right?
>>65503568
lol it probably means minorities or some shit like that, guizhou is poorfuck mountain land that tourists go to because >muh scenery
>>65503595
Which foreigners did you buy? A bit easy mode DESU lad
Still though. BTBF
>>65503610
kek Guizhou btfo
How shitty is Ürümqi?
>>65493042
the need to finish cucking the united states first
>>65503609
Elkeson, Wu Lei (like one of the few good Chinese players) Conca and Gyan is a legit great tier attack but I honestly don't know. If Elkeson can reach 28 goals in games again then maybe. Sven Goran Ericksson manages SIPG but isn't he meme tactics?
Luneng is like the eternal Arsenal of the league so maybe they might luck their way into third or something.
Tardelli still a shit.
>>65503650
Bro we are cucked as fuck by China
Who /funcow/ here?
>>65503582
I'm not apologizing for shit
WE DA BES
>>65503671
Damn that attack.
>>65503641
the Baghdad of the East?
I'm a poorfag with a Canadian passport and shit-tier Mandarin so there's no way I'd be allowed to travel there and I'm pretty sure foreigners are banned there. From what I've read it's like the same situation with Britbong colonies just before an uprising because they're fed up with being oppressed and cucked by the Hans.
lol Guizhou actually had a good team, they bought Misimovic a few years back and he returned there after retirement and bought Salihovic the season they went down. No fucking idea how they went full QPR, they were only like superior goal difference and one point away from staying up.
Tianjin Quanjuan for BTFOing the league.
>>65503767
They ban foreigners from going there or they avoid going there out of fear? Holy shit
Weren't Han soldiers like killing the muslims there?
They must have gone very JUST if they are compared to QPR. Did all the spending catch up to them or they just continue to buy shit players?
Who has the best youth academy in the CSL?
Do you watch all the matches? Must feel like Europeans during the Australian Open.
>>65503627
I snapped up most of the good Chinese prospects whenever I could and mainly let Diamanti do his fucken thing. Elkeson gave me some good years. Brought in Jon Williams and Keisuke Honda to lead the midfield for a solid while. Wu Lei and Huang Hongquan (is this guy real? I don't actually follow Chinese football) were beasts.
Then I blew my budget out to let Rooney piss all over the league for a laugh. Bailed on the team for West Brom and promptly ate shit.
>>65503970
>that 2019 Diamanti season
damn
>rooney
Holy shit hahaha. Might go start up a Guangzhou save for giggles tonight. What are some good, over the hill South Americans to buy early on?
那是广州
Learning chinese is fun.
>>65503935
Foreigners are literally banned. I think from the entire province.
Xinjiang is a secession risk, but it also has a very small population, so the Chinese government has been dumping in Han settlers to break the power of the natives. This results in stabbing sprees every few years by disgruntled natives, followed shortly by government crackdowns on the wider populace.
>>65504051
Sounds like shit. Do they feel more aligned to Pakistan or just want to be their own thing?
>>65503991
No idea, haven't played early game in a long time. Have a bonus Timo.
>>65504201
What the fuck haha
W I S Ł A
I knew there was a reason I wanted to make China playable again in my FM save. Too bad all their financial statuses are just "Secure" and not "Rich." I got to splooge lots of money with Shanghai Shenhua but I can't remember how much.
>>65504289
Playing there was kinda fun. Is there a way I can edit the foreign player rule to include 1 or 2 more? I am a noob when it comes to editing the database and stuff like that.
>>65504358
Probably. You have to use the editor utility (comes free with game in steam tools, inb4 >buying games), not the DLC you can pay for. Only drawback is you have to start a whole new save afterward.
>>65493386
Well then he should know what a joke is
>china taking over industry
>china taking over military
>china taking over olympics
>china taking over soccer
>>65504577
They're not taking over soccer. The Arabs have been spending big for ages and still nobody gives a fuck about them.
>>65504577
>taking over soccer
>>65498996
>implying china would steal a shitty logo from an obsolete team
>>65504616
I was reading about Qatari preparations for the World Cup, building all these stadiums that will remain empty after the tourney, the joke of a local league with migrant workers bussed in to make up numbers, the football academy throwing money at men such as Xavi to try and train some mediocrities (most of them not even Qatari anyways) before the WC.
It's absolutely mental, same with all these vanity projects like the 1km tall planned Saudi skyscraper or the fantasy that Dubai will be relevant once oil runs dry.
>tfw chinks still have better support than the FIGHT AND WINS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FodzRi19Qd4
>>65499313
I kek'd
>>65504051
Bingo for the reason why there's unrest. Same shit happened with the Tibetans, riots ensued, was actually in China when youtube got blocked then back in 2008. It just struck me as odd why Youtube would throttle to take forever just to load something, then I found out from this non-shill Western paper that it was over Youtube hosting videos of protests.
A few travel blogs and redditors (>inb4 leddit) I've read suggests Westerners can still into Tibet and Xinjiang, but they close it off every time shit stirs in certain periods. I've never seen it even referenced in /trv/ (but that's one of the boards I don't cross over often, like once every three months)
Evergrande has literally the largest academy in the world. I'd say quantity over quality usually but it's linked to Real Madrid and several former players and coaches are placed there.
>Renhe
playing like shit I guess? They had a losing streak in the first half of the season, really JUSTed in the end.
I can't watch all the matches because I'm in my final year of high school doing sports and shit like quizbowl (18 trust me) and matches occur 12 hours away. So I watch highlights (there's a good channel by some guy named Wang Jinsong) and read stats like an autist and if possible still up until usually 5 AM to watch summer matches.
>>65504086
They want to be their own thing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_Turkestan_independence_movement
>>65503970
rip diamanti ;~; IRL
>>65506296
COME ON SEATTLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR-zU9iTJwA
>>65507291
Good shit man thanks for the info
>quizbowl
>>65508317
which school you play for? planning to play for the university of Toronto desu
>>65508960
I'm already graduated from uni brah. I'm old
>>65493193
rekt
>>65503350
>R&F literally stands for "rich" and "force"
cool badge though
>tfw inferior /j-league/
Pls come back Hulk
So who does Barca buy when they sell Arda for 100 million?
>>65511181
>chinks buying a disgusting turk
>>65511674
Better they have that smelly muzzy than >us
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suzhou_Trips_F.C.
check em'
>>65513042
>doesn't even get trips
YGSIU
>>65504234
BASED
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D
>>65504234
Top kek Western Europe needs to take notes.
>current year
>Not following the Bhutanese National League
Get on my level plebs.
>>65514764
>it's real
Colour me surprised. they hate Technology, international relations and shit but stills playing a western sport eh.
>>65514764
What were you doing in Bhutan?
>>65514859
Their national sport is archery. That's pretty fucking based for 2016.
what part of guangzhou are you from m8
>>65514764
looks like a nice atmosphere
>>65515383
dad's senpai has a house in yuexiu senpai, which is like the old downtown
>>65515241
>>65515422
B A S E D
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>>65516079
wtf why does senpai come out as senpai?
>>65497626
that's a windswept hairstyle, lad
>>65516103
I don't get it?
You typed senpai: S, followed by an E, followed by an N, and so on.
Lads is there a chink team with black and white colors?
>>65515383
frog island senpai
>>65516103
f to the am has been blocked by admin desu.
It's been replaced by senpai.
>>65514764
Bhutan looks based. Always wanted to go see it.
>>65514764
I recognize that atmosphere, that's from a match between Bhutan and China. I won a bet on that game
Bhutan are terrible
>>65518569
Didn't even know you could bet on such a shit match
>>65519141
You can't in the US
>land of the free
>>65515383
yangjiang m8
>>65519160
Don't really care about that, but I would like Pokerstars back. Thanks jews
Sorry m8, I've been a MoLeicester all my life
>>65519193
So you are saying you are not being the best forever.
>>65519202
We have a rich history and are currently top of the only league that matters have the toughest player James Vardeth who literally has never lost a fight on or off the pitch. Have fun being a plastic you little punk
>>65517169
>he does it for free
>>65492740
trophyhunter
>>65519374
>hiro owns an anime image board
>He does it for free
>2016
>not admitting that Chimeme Super Reague isn't the most based
>>65492954
they don't have to pay tax on player salaries
>>65520419
This
>>65517169
I thought it would be temporary but guess not.
>>65503153
let's hit up an arcade in Richmond lol
e-spot?
>>65514764
based as fuck stadium
>>65522613
I'm Scarberia, Toronto, la'. Tried to ask if that trip was from Richmond but he hasn't responded to this thread.
let's hit up a karaoke place in pacific mall instead lol
>it's a thread about China
>half of the flags are Canadian
>>65524804
>Its a thread about pakistan
>half the posters are United kingdom flags
>>65524804
>pakistan
>>65519767
You don't understand lifelong mate
>>65517154
Never got this meme :(
>>65493118
that kit is really nice t.bh
>tfw a single player is worth more than 2 A-League sides
come penetrate us with big stronk china cock in the AFC Champions League please
redpill me on soccer, lads
>>65535250
Money almost always wins
>>65535250
It's a business. Don't tell Europoors though.
