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Dead """poomunity""" edition
Some meme games on today:
P.N.G. v Ireland (14:00 local | 04:00 GMT)
South Africa v England (13:30 local | 11:30 GMT)
India v Sri Lanka (19:30 local | 14:00 GMT)
1st for poopeelia literally seething
Looking forward to Valentine's Day lads?
>>65492816
Gf's on the other side of the country :(
>>65492816
>tfw no gf
>>65493454
Never seen an Aussie cricketer seethe so hard. Its like he wasn't actually caught out or something.
>Aussie he-man Wade calls Elliot a coward for sledging Marsh as he cried his way off the field
Isn't that standard procedure in Australian cricket? Top effing lel.
http://m.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11586213
>>65492816
Girlfriend's working. Fucking stoked.
>>65493859
funny considering how many of them sledged elliot in the world cup final after he got out :^)
>wade dropped
kek
>>65493939
Completely different situations you fucking nerd
Sledging someone for getting out when NO appeal was made on the basis of a fucking replay IS cowardly.
If he got out for a golden duck and the whole team sledged him on the way off, there would have been NO comment made by Wade
it's genuinely fucking hot lads
>>65493997
Should have walked.
>>65494058
No, no cricketer should ever walk
Yes, that applies to Broad too
>>65493997
Still furious kek
has anything EVER made poopeelians more furious than this?
http://www.espncricinfo.com/new-zealand-v-australia-2015-16/content/story/970607.html
Who /worry/ here?
Why couldn't they have picked Sodhi instead?
>>65494137
Nice rebuttal
reminder the CH trophy means NOTHING to us, and Australia LITERALLY doesn't give a shit about Poo Peeland, despite unironically considering themselves >our sporting rivals.
reminder australia WILL forget about this ""series"" in a matter of days and WILL move on to better and more exciting cricket, while the poobsessed Poo Peelanders WILL cling to the memory of an umpballed victory for the next decade, as it's the only highlight in their miserable, rained out """""lives"""""
kek
KEK
K E K
>>65494180
rather lose the next test than have santner injured to be honest family
>>65494209
Rebuttal to what jackass?
Just commenting that you are still MAD AS FUCK almost 24 hours later. Get a grip son.
>>65494259
Same m8. Im just wondering if Craig really is the next best option. Who knows, maybe he'll homebabby it up and save the test.
>>65494209
>getting this angry on the internet
>>65494319
he did get a hattrick in one of the aus tests
>>65494180
REEEEEEEEEEEEe
>>65494307
A rebuttal to the post I made which YOU replied too.
Once again you have defaulted to the >LE YOU ARE LE MAD XDXD ""argument"", which makes it abundantly clear that you lack ANY possible defence to my elite and muscular truth bombs.
YOU are LITERALLY seething with rage right now and are desperately trying to hide this by adopting a nonchalant mask and deflecting every handsome and charadmatic post made by me away with a thoroughly worn out meme. I can see right through you, you pathetic piece of shit, and this troubles you deeply.
You will now either ignore me in the knowledge that you CANNOT compet or you will respond with another pathetic ad hominem. Regardless, the end result will inevitably be YOU cowering from the truth. The truth frightens you, and you are more than content to hide under your covers. I would pity you, if you weren't such a pathetic individual.
I look forward to your reply or lack thereof, which I will NOT be reading
>>65494479
>still going
kek
>>65494479
Jesus christ m8 youre only making it worse for yourself just stop
>>65494479
Nice rage blog faggot.
literally daniel here ama this is my last day in ausgoatia im gonna miss my flag privelege
>>65494479
pathetic tbẖ, you're just embarrassing yourself.
>angry aussie's keyboard
kiwis are literally just australians that pretend to be humble
>>65494496
>>65494505
>>65494527
>>65494601
>>65494647
>These freshcunt redditors fresh off the boat getting booty blasted by based handsome elite muscular Matt
KEK, where did all the poopeelianss run away to?
Aww, did the big mean KiwiGODS bully you away again?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poopeelian poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
>>65494694
but it's all shitty copypasta though
>>65494701
Good post friend, very original and thought-provoking!
>>65494479
>>65494694
samefag
pathetic
>>65494750
He spent 10 minutes making that furious memebuttal
>poopeelians literally idolise him
Top kek
>>65494764
pot, kettle
>>65494772
>>65494783
Kek.
You guys just don't get it, probably because you are dumb newfags who just graduated high school.
>>65494847
>he's still going
>>65494847
you're right, I just don't understand these levels of autism.
kek
KEK
K E K
ha ha fucking poo peelanders, am i right?
>>65494479
Based Matt
These aussies are fucking furious lel
just sent one down fine leg lads
I once fingered Pauline Hanson in a milk bar
>i'm a genuine au/sp/ """poosonality"""
sad cunts
>>65494968
>LE U R LE POO RE US XDXDXDXDXDXDD
>>65495025
Holy shit
Just banged four PP slags who were holidaying on the GC lads
lads, it was just a ODI series, there's no need to lash out.
Is Tame Impala /cric/ approved?
>>65495002
>>65495054
oh man this is comedy gold, mind if I copy paste this for the lads later?
>>65495060
Currents was meh Tbh
>>65495057
I don't think you understand, we don't even care about this sport.
>>65495060
No lad we only listen to the cricket of music, progressive rock.
>>65495100
It's just a game mate.
>>65495060
I'm sure the teen contingent loves that garbage.
>65495201
Thanks for the seven fresh (You)s lad, but none for you haha
>65495236
already got loads by pretending to be statsgook last night
>>65495236
>>65495266
Autism
>>65495201
I'm addicted to (You)s
They’re a needle in my vein
Gently click refresh
And intoxicate my brain
Oh bracket fever
Do you see all the suffering from (You)s
Wake me up before
They all 404
Wake me up
I'm addicted to (You)s
I'm addicted to (You)s
I'm addicted
I'm addicted
I'm addicted to (You)s
Yeah!
BLACKCAPS Test Squad v Australia
(as of 3 days ago)
Brendon McCullum (c)
>how many last games does this cunt get?
Corey Anderson
>oh dear
Doug Bracewell
>meh
Trent Boult
>thank fuck
Martin Guptill
Matt Henry
Tom Latham
Henry Nicholls
>excellent
Mitchell Santner
>bruised bone in foot, Craig in, should be based Sodhi
Tim Southee
>is he fit?
Neil Wagner
BJ Watling / Luke Ronchi (wk)
>Ronchi a shit go home
Kane Williamson
>Taylor ruled out for 1st test
>>65495453
Bracewell is actually pretty useful m8. Slows down the oppositions rr a shitton and makes them impatient.
>>65495453
bracewell is our best bowler lad
>>65495491
>>65495501
that'll be my casual showing, dunno about best bowler though
cricket is a ded sport lads muh dead pitches
>>65495501
Boult and Southee both have better strike and economy rates in tests, Boult by a fair margin tßh
>>65495566
Has your PM declared cricket to be haram yet?
>>65495453
Interested to see how Wagner bowls too
AUSTRALIA'S WORLD T20 SQUAD: Steve Smith (c), David Warner (vc), Ashton Agar, Nathan Coulter-Nile, James Faulkner, Aaron Finch, John Hastings, Josh Hazlewood, Usman Khawaja, Mitchell Marsh, Glenn Maxwell, Peter Nevill, Andrew Tye, Shane Watson, Adam Zampa
Finch, Faulkner and Coulter-Nile all selected subject to fitness.
>>65495566
>ded
>dead
pick one you fucking meme-loving chucklehead
>>65495633
wade on suicide watch
>>65495566
Shouldn't you be watching Ice hockey
Steve Smith
>lucky to be in the squad let alone captain
David Warner
>kekner
Ashton Agar
>avf of 15v in T20 lel
Nathan Coulter-Nile
>who
James Faulkner
>fuckner lel
Aaron Finch
>i though he retired
John Hastings
>that loser lel
Josh Hazlewood
>one good bowler at least kek
Usman Khawaja
>one good batsman at least kek
Mitchell Marsh
>will still be mad
Glenn Maxwell
>when will this meme end?
Peter Nevill
>who
Andrew Tye
>probably is actually Thai
Shane Watson
>only cares about money, won't try
Adam Zampa
17 lol will get raped on a bus
Just give is the cup now
>>65494017
Mate it's hotter then 37
>>65495453
Cucktill
Latham
Kane
Nicholls
Mcmeme
Anderson/Ronchi (latham or nicholls could be wk instead of ronchi, watling will take this spot back when hes fit again)
Craig
Bracewell
Southee
Henry
Boult
>warne blowing S. Waugh the fuck out
>>65495837
link it, laddy
why is Canada the only major commonwealth cunt that doesn't play cric?
>>65495866
http://www.theage.com.au/sport/cricket/shane-warne-hits-out-at-steve-waugh-the-most-selfish-cricketer-ive-played-with-20160209-gmpaj1.html
>>65494017
meet ya at Trigg in a bit mate
>>65495890
meh, your hero's a whiny bitch †bh
>>65495870
Shit weather and American influence
They played the first ever international game with >you though
>>65495929
yeah nah
>>65495999
fuck don't show me that
>>65495964
at least >ours don't abandon the national teams to coach in the IPL or match-fix
>>65495997
huh
the town i live in has a cricket club that competes at the county/state level but I went to a tryout and literally everyone was Paki or Indian, I got the impression that if i wasn't Paki or Indian I wouldn't make the team (I didn't)
The auscuck tears after being sledged are just amazing. Utterly pathetic they cant take what they dish out.
>>65495890
Waugh did nothing wrong.
He seethed so much over not getting captain and spent his post-career days whining about him and Gilchrist.
The fact that Michael fucking Clarke is the only former teammate Warne is on speaking terms with now says it all.
I think Matt is scared of me lads.
He has been hiding since Blurst Marsh was correctly dismissed yesterday.
>>65495890
>still mad after 17 years
KEK explains a lot about aus /cric/ posters
>>65496065
What is it with Cricketers and hating their former team mates?
Even Le Sportmanship meme man snitched on Cairns. (Who literally did nothing wrong btw)
>>65496065
Warne was a fucking baby tbqh
I still remember him putting Steve Waugh at 26 for his top 50 cricketers of his era, saying he never managed to win anyone games and for putting Gilchrist at 20.
>>65496014
Looks like a nice spot. Beautiful clear water.
>>65496100
Warne's a fucking manchild who was fixated on getting captaincy after Taylor.
He was absolutely furious when Waugh got the nod instead and then exploded after being replaced by Gilchrist as vice captain, despite playing like shit at the time, being a generally loose unit and landing a 12 month ban for drugs
>>65496170
It's all the massive egos m8.
>>65495890
>http://www.theage.com.au/sport/cricket/shane-warne-hits-out-at-steve-waugh-the-most-selfish-cricketer-ive-played-with-20160209-gmpaj1.html
Didn't australia end up winning that test thus vindicating waugh's decision?
off to freo lads, you want anything?
>>65496209
Yes, and the guy Warne was bitching too LITERALLY pointed that out, kek
God, I ducking hate Warne. Incredibly bowler, but horrible human being
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Are > we really going to whitewash the saffers in this series?
>>65496446
who are >you lad
>>65496446
England always choke in dead rubbers
>>65494479
kys kuntykucka
So how does /cric/ feel that Australia plays Pakistan at home on boxing day this year?
I'm hoping Misbah and Younis are still in the squad otherwise it'll be a blowout
>>65496226
A pint at the Newport
>>65496479
you telling me that it's kunty kekja just parroting that horrible faggot Matt? God that's pathetic.
>>65492397
I'm so glad that I got that screenshot and people still use it. Heart-warming tbqh
>>65496498
It'll be better than the fucking windies, but Pakistan away series are always shit.
Tbqh I'd be content of >we only ever played Poo Peeland, South Africa and England on Boxing Day
>>65496446
Probably yeah, sucks to see South Africa drop so quickly. The u19 team lost to fucking Namibia and Zimbabwe.
>>65496591
yeah the future of SA cricket is bleak
>>65496591
At least WI did well, mankadding aside. I can't wait to see them all never play tests
>>65496167
wonder why the blokes are wearing shirts in the water desu
>>65496672
I think WI cricket is currently seeing its final years. WICB is a mess and the islands don't even like each other.
>>65496669
Yeah, their years of test cricket domination are gone. Hopefully one day they'll be at the top again.
>>65496739
they're women and a literal 8/10 in Perth
>>65496226
>freo
literally why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRmSoEM16eA
>>65496591
They literally won the u19 cup last year.
>>65495633
Warner
Finch
Khawaja
Smith
Watson
Maxwell
Faulkner
Nevill
Coulter-Nile
Zampa
Hastings
Tbh
Kohli's now single. India wt20 win confirmed.
>>65496845
Yeah, but Rabada basically carried the team. He's a great player but it's all about producing constant talent, which South Africa are not doing.
>>65495453
>>65495787
are watling and southee unfit? if >we don't have taylor, southee, santner and watling i reckon we'll get done in the first test. ideally for the second we'd line up something like this:
Guptill
Latham
Williamson (vc)
Taylor
McCullum (c)
Watling (wk)
Santner
Bracewell
Southee
Boult
Wagner
just witnessed two saffers rant about the ""blackies"" lads
Watching Bad Bow Bubby because someone on /cric/ recommended it. This movie is fucked
>that crowd goes wild
good kek lads
>>65497270
next watch "ghosts of the civil dead"
classic aussie prison movie.
>>65497318
seen it already
fucking GOAT prison movie with a cameo by Nice Cave. Watched it years ago when I was going through my prison movie phase
Are we, dare I say it, a lock to win the IPL?
>>65497358
>watching the matchfixing meme league
Wew
>>65496935
Southee will be back for the first test. Watling not til 2nd
>>65492942
>other side of the country
so 2 hours drive away?
>>65497471
Well I am a native of Bangalore so it is my duty to watch it
We've got Watson, de Villiers, Kohli, etc. Gonna take it all.
>>65497524
Sometimes i forget that /cric/ is 90% poo-in-loo diaspora
>>65497542
racism belongs in /pol/
>>65497548
TAKE THE POOOOOOOOOOOO TOOOOOO THE LOOOOOOOOOO
>>65497556
FUCKIN STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!
>>65497542
There's also a Sri Lankan guy in America who posts here.
Don't let the flags fool you, not all of them are big and strong
>>65497542
probably most American posters in here are Indians or Pakis, though there's a few Aussies and Brits in my uni's cricket club so maybe there are some on here
>>65497562
POOPOOPOOPOOPOOPOO EVERYWHERE
POOPOOPOOPOOPOOPOO NEXT TO YOU
>>65497566
I ignore all American posts †bh
>>65497566
>implying indians arent bigger and stronger than amerifats
>>65497574
shit up. no wonder new zealand lost ww2
>>65497586
Indians are smaller and bonier
>>65497599
>shit up
Top kek
i miss le glasses man lads :(
>>65497615
And we have to deal with fucking Craig. It still boggles me how they didnt pick sodhi.
>>65497606
whats that, cumskin?
>>65497623
sodhi hasnt been that great besides that one game lad
craig played in aus as well
rather have santner over either though
>>65497566
>>65497571
>forgetting about based Trump hat guy
DESIGNATED
SHITTER
'SPORT'
>>65497631
Last time i heard, no glorious white country has hundreds of millions of people living in slums
>>65497636
Santner is the best obvs. I guess maybe craig is the best of the rest idk
baseball
lel
>>65497648
please watch our sport.
>>65497653
thats a myth. its common knowledge in India that the shitting street thing is just a smokescreen to hide Indias technological advances. one day that "shity" country will suddenly have thousands of nukes and the largest army on earth.
>>65493859
>Aussies moaning about sledging
What a cuck
>>65494209
Mate nobody cares about Australia. Sure we're irrelevant but don't delude yourselves that you're not. The rest of the world believes Australia's favorite sport is Rugby Union
>>65497709
it's not field hockey?
>>65497723
Neither of our countries care about hockey
Friendly reminder to add your face and join the fun
>>65497730
I was calling them women you woman
>>65497736
look it's all 8 regular /cric/ posters
just got off the phone with goosey lads
>>65497788
what'd they have to say
>>65497793
We just discussed the recent "mutant chicken" fiasco at KFC
>>65497767
>you woman
TAKE THAT BACK REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>65497800
What happened?
>>65496058
>Utterly pathetic they cant take what they dish out.
Being on 4chan should have told you that. Aussies love dishing it out but they're soft cunts when they get it back . The Aussies on /cric/ can say it's meaningless and that they don't care but seeing all those players walking off screaming and crying tells the real story
>>65497800
what mutant chicken fiasco? im having kfc for tea tonight... should i not?
>>65497832
Goosey said not to worry
>>65497767
>look it's all 8 regular /cric/ posters
pff no it ain't
>>65497800
>chickens with 4 drumsticks instead of 2
fucking genius family
>>65497838
is he sure?
>>65497846
Shut the FUCK up you fucking freshcunt
Why even bother filling out a captcha for such an inane post
>>65497852
gg mate
>>65497852
Still seething mate?
>>65497852
>still mad 24 hrs later
lel
>>65497852
which beta loser are you? kek
craig is a better day 5 spinner than santner desu.
he's just much worse at filling in low economy overs and putting the pressure on
>>65493900
gonna have tired, sweaty after-work buttsecks with her, anon?
>Redditgoose aka KrazyKrejza
Rose to fame during the Ashes with his obsession with Hazlewood and irrational hatred of the banana under the moniker "NotGoose". He was later exposed as the redditor KrazyKrejza by his fellow redditor Statsautist and can be found Mattposting about the potential shown by Hazleshit and Worst Marsh on /cric/ and r/cricket/. Easily enraged, Kuntykekjza, as he is currently known, is often bullied by other posters, and constantly BTFO by the superior knowledge of statsautist.
>>65497889
Nah, the strapon's off getting fixed.
>>65497297
What happened lad?
Might watch the replay later
>>65497852
answer the question pussy, which one is you?
>>65497918
they had mccullums debut on
the one where mark ran him out
>>65497922
Based Fart Bitchardson
Feels good with this flag 2bh
Everyone else is literal shit
>>65497930
Based Kiwi poster
>>65497930
that you danGOD?
I like the pick of Agar, but i don't like the pick of NCN Tbh, should have picked another spinner. Maxmeme and agar are not 4 over spinners. NSW showed you can play 3 front line spinners in a T20 in australia, let alone in india.
>>65497930
welcome back to godzone Danny
>>65497928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQB90K73pqM
>>65497908
t. turd poowee
>>65497948
t. seething kuntykekja
>>65497930
Bit rude lad.
>>65497943
NCN's surprisingly good in the IPL. I feel that Agar's selection is a meme though, he just seems extremely mediocre. Also, it was disappointing to see Boyce being left out.
>"Wadey love your work buddy"
LMAO based
https://www.tvnz.co.nz/one-news/sport/cricket/f-ing-coward-sledging-people-when-they-walk-off-wade-lays-into-elliott
Just set mysky to record the live Kabbadi match at 3am †bh lads
>>65497973
fucking grant elliot
top lad
>>65493997
>It's literally alright if we do it
Fuck sake every Australian cricket fan is the fucking same.
>>65497957
NCN just came back from an injury, played a T20 and got injured. He's barely had any cricket under his belt this year. Agars more of a batting allrounder that will bat down the order. He's not in the top 11, but he'll push out a hastings on spinning conditions
>>65497956
>seething
how to spot a freshie Tbh
Handsome muscular and intelligent John Key on elite banter watch.
>To celebrate the occasion and the rare display of Black Caps sledging Australians, Key dedicated much of his speech at the start of Parliament to sledging his own opponents.
>Labour took the brunt of it over its decision not to support the Trans Pacific Partnership.
>Key said Labour had confused TPP with "Two-Position Party" for its simultaneous support and oppose stance. He had three pro-TPP specialists to bolster his argument: Labour MPs Phil Goff and David Shearer, and former Labour leader Helen Clark.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11586742
do these guys even lift
>>65498002
>caring about our poolitics at all
>>65496446
Does Canada even play cricket anymore?
>>65498010
No, but i bet you do big, strong, muscular American
>>65498010
which guys, guy?
>>65497556
>not LOOOOOOooooOOOOOOOO
You fucked up lad.
Daniel still hasn't accepted my friend request.
Just fuck my life up
>>65497524
>Watson
kek
KEK
>>65495633
Warner
Finch
Khawaja
Smith
Watson/Marsh
Maxwell
Faulkner
Nevill
Hastings
Zampa
Hazelwood
best team desu
>>65498021
caught me >:)
>>65498023
these potato niggers
>Dish up the most racist bantz imaginable
>Hurr monkey
>Are renowned by every team on the planet other than them for being massive cunts on the field
>Literally cry like children when they get it back
>Complain about pitch doctoring, cheating, exploiting loopholes, people not walking
>Our groundsman openly bragged about pitch doctoring, twice THIS SUMMER did not walk and won the games because of it, appealed a contentious at best obstructing the field yet still openly called Stuart Broad a cheat, as well as the underarm bowling thing
>Condemn people for match fixing
>Deliberately tanked a Test match because they bet on it, advised bookies on weather conditions yet ban the women for placing bets with their pocket change for matches they couldn't possibly have influenced
Thank GOD it came back to bite them in the arse yesterday. Incredibly cathartic to be honest. Cannot fucking stand the Australian team.
>>65498066
Based WalkBro
>>65498066
love this meme
>>65498066
based expat
>>65498066
Based fucking Matt
>>65498066
based ivan
>>65498066
based fucking milky
I think Poosterwoman is scared of me lads.
He has been hiding from me since his boyfriend dumped him.
>>65498066
tyb joshie
>>65498066
this is a based roosterman thruthbomb isn't it
Imagine how much of a supreme fuckwit you have to be to unironically like the players in the poopeelian team
>>65497692
Based expat
>>65498066
based Daniel
>>65498066
based connard
>>65498066
based >pwnstar91
>>65498120
t. daniel
>>65498066
based JFBF
>>65498066
based supermang
>>65498066
based krazykrejza
>>65498066
based goosie
Just ate a fruitless finger bun with pink icing lads
Is /cric/ a euphemism for shitposting general?
>>65498141
Based goosey
>>65498066
based samefag
>>65498144
Yes
are dubs highly sought after on this general?
>>65498149
Based Elitespouter
>>65498144
literally poorious pommy on pooternal pooicide watch 2bh
>>65498066
based RC
>>65498132
>tfw the mong is kill
its an abstract sorta feel
>>65498132
you /fit/ lad?
>>65498066
based WABA
>>65498066
Based YPCY
>>65498159
kys RC
seek help.
>>65498066
based spanner, how was bathurst 12 hour lad?
>>65498154
Not your autistic Australian friend.
>>65498066
based top lel
feel like offing myself by alcohol poisoning desu lads
>>65498176
good choice lad
