Cant stop winning, wont stop winning edition
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Euan is a mop headed fraud sub edition
>>65488320
Can't beat Asia, won't beat Asia
Clippers -9.5
Y/N?
you forgot to actually label the thread
>>65488351
As is tradition
>>65488252
The ocean floor is a vast mystery, my friend. Opportunity is everywhere.
James Mckeown 0-3 DA's, very worried
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James Mckeown Just let it run for now, we need to pray.
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#PRAY4MACKERS
Down so much today, eyes numb
>>65488481
>not up not down
>prem season is nearly over
Don't even know what I'm going to do
Fenix game looks JUICY for another goal
Port Talbot DC is value
>>65488348
Grizzles is the BET today senpai
>>65488591
>Fucking over Mackers like that
MAGPIES SURREAL
>>65488348
where do you guys do your betting?
>>65488348
No
Spread is too high, Clips are too inconsistent. Hate to end up sweating over garbage time buckets that cut the lead to 8 at the end.
Can't stop blowing off
Won't stop blowing off
Got raptors at -1 last night.
Monaco 1.75
>>65488738
On the toilet
>>65488739
damm
nothing else looks good except raptors but the returns are way too low
Mackers sweating
>>65488738
At my desk in my room usually, living room is too cold and heating is -ev
>>65488252
Bulls Vs Hornets what are you guys thinking?
pmsl at that DAC slug in the bookies on crimewatch
>>65488881
Watching in hd? Picture quality is shit
>>65488904
Watching on iplayer where it's always shite
MACKERS
MACKERS!
Mackoon amazing
Mackers SO lucky
James Mckeown No and I had £0 on United and down £36,000 today after losing £60,000 on the weekend. Making every wrong decision possible.
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>Be me
>Newfag to /bet/
>£50 bet
>Win £30
>Haha, oh wow, this is easy
>Up the stakes
>£150 on to win £50
>Win again
>Bet £1000
>Lose
>Panic
>Gotta win it back fast
>Put another £1000 on
>Lose
Basically I've lost £5k since Christmas and I'm still really tempting to try to gamble to win it back.
What do?
Mackers surreal
so SO shrewd
>>65489004
>betting your entire roll
>>65489004
don't you are clueless
>>65489004
>going from a 150 bet to a 1k bet
quit mate
UAC from the colonies again pmsl
>>65489004
limit yourself to 2% max of your bankroll.
>>65489045
2% of my bankroll is 72p...
>>65489004
Double your stake each time until you win one, netting you all your losses back.
Then quit
so you guys just bet from tips from sites that are controlled by bookies.
gambling is not profitable
>>65489082
Everything in this post is incorrect. Please consider not talking about a topic you clearly know nothing about.
>>65489111
fucking degenerate.
gambling is haram, you will get beheaded where you live.
When does Mackers luck run out?
So AFC qualification games tomorrow will be WORLD right?
22222222222
MAAAAAAAACKEEEERSSSSS
brains everywhere, wow
off my barnet
Any NFL tips?
>>65489276
You only just realised?
>>65489332
NBA*
>>65489333
First time watching in a while lido, and would expect the BBC to try to push white criminals
on braga lego
>>65489363
can't argue with that. on.
>>65489363
Thanks senpai
>>65489365
reasoning?
"But people have feelings and words on a screen do affect people, so maybe next time think before you hit the enter key."
Wow, really wise words here from mackers. Words many of you could heed.
>>65489463
Rball obviously
>>65489363
reasoning on grizzlies?
>>65489470
pls screencap mackers posts
>>65489470
What was said in the first place?
>>65489620
Some bloke keeps mouthing off calling peoples bets shite.
James Mckeown Been having a very hard think recently about gambling etc and where I want to be in 5 or even 10 years time. Have an announcement coming up so stay tuned everyone
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What could it be lids?
>>65489655
He's gonna quit surely.
Why would you continue to gamble when you're minted?
>>65489655
He's going into trading or upping the price
>>65489655
you're such a weirdo
>>65489655
Suicide @ 15
"reducing stakes" @ 1.9
Quitting betting/PGA @ 3.5
"taking a break" @ 2.5
Others on request. Dead heat rules apply
>>65489655
He hasn't posted this
>>65489718
Taking a break is a special
>>65489718
max lay on taking a break? Will have 500 on if possible
>>65489718
LARGE on "taking a break"
available on b4tw?
>>65489718
What can I get on none of the above
He made no such post
>>65489741
>>65489745
>>65489756
>>65489796
Betting currently suspended due to speculation he didnt actually post that. Will be reopened once out traders have confirmation.
>>65489004
Are you me?
Except I spent my student loan and now I am broke, with £10 in bet365, of which 5 is on under 3.5 in the river plate, and Sol de america game
>>65489881
>under 3.5 in the river plate
what was this, 1.1?
>>65489855
want my membership fee back u little rat
>>65489919
1.2
bookies clueless
wow
Mackers has quit
>>65489940
Wow
Imagine going to this much effort to make up a fake post
Pathetic, get a life you sad little man.
>>65489940
>persue
>>65489940
Didn't think it was legit but was well written until saying it'll close immediately tomorrow. He would clearly give/sell it to someone else and let it carry on without him.
>>65489940
Move the word "Cheltenham" down a pixel or 2. Not in line with "1 min".
>>65489881
They just scored two in the Sol America game
CANT WAKE UP
>>65489514
Conley will slow Lilliard down, Portland's bigs are terrible and if Gasol Plays they have no one who can guard the Gasol/Conley Pnr.
The odds are a tad off as Memphis started the year slow but are 9/2 in their last 11, Portland better than expected but have had an easy schedule to date but get demolished by any team with good rebounding.
>>65489940
If we report people like this will the mods take action and ban them? I mean its just annoying seeing fake shit posted all the time even though it doesn't technically break any rules.
>>65489970
Pmsl alright Dr. Watson, imagine getting so riled up by some pixels on a chinese cartoon imageboard you rush to your computer screen to take a screenshot and post in defence of someone you'll never speak to.
Oh wait you haven't received a noti in a few hours so you can't have any mates haha. Explains a lot pmsl
>>65490049
unless a mod is a participant of /bet/ they wouldn't know what's real, what's fake and who the fuck mackers is.
>>65490049
Sherlock rocked up as well pmsl, has Dr. Watson given you the call? MackerelIDF working over time tonight, must be the February paychecks coming in haha
>>65490077
Get a life mate.
>>65490025
Cheers, reckon they will cover the spread or just going ML?
Bhutan u23 at home is on the skedge tomorrow.
A L T I T U D E
>>65490100
I wouldn't put much past these savvy techies on the /bet/ board pmsl. Odds on they've already emailed the Jani.
>tfw up €15 from a €5 bet on sunday night, shitting my pants at the prospect of losing any profit
HELP ME
>>65490121
Dr Watson at night and Brad Pitt during the day are we? Whatever you say pal pmsl
>>65490153
Rape is the national sport of Pakistan desu
>>65490159
What kind of faggots do that? Emailing and whining to the jani. Go back to grade 1 yeah!?
missed EVERY good tip today, there'll be great ones tomorrow, r-r-right?
>>65490148
Not to mention they are playing Bangladesh.
Bangladesh has one of the lowest average elevation above sea level.
Blokes will be STARVED for AIR.
>>65490216
Loud and clear lid, although Holmes and Watson are in full policing mode tonight lmao. Watch what you type!
>>65490125
-2.5 and having a small bit on Grizzles to win 11+
As long as Gasol's in, He's "questionable" atm but i expect him to play.
>>65490227
>>65490148
It is also played in India
>>65490153
>asian
>>65489365
bookiesTHROWING money away
>>65488252
samford
chattanooga
duke
oklahoma state
notre dame
inb4 I make money
Middlesborough @1.9 to beat MK Dons away tomorrow, 21st vs 2nd
>>65490547
>he didn't get on @2
do you morons use decimal odds?
>>65490696
m8 plz i'm trying to get comfy
>>65490696
American odds only here m8
>down
>20 mins left for 1 of these argies to score a goal
i need goals and i need em now
not sure if m'boro is le away value meme trap or if bookies are actually C L U E L E S S
>>65491311
SMACKED a cheeky fiver on it anyway pal
>>65490265
ffs
>>65491322
fucking henrik tricking me into a medium once again @1,97
>>65491402
HIGHER VOLTAGE
>>65491311
>>65491322
Surely you understand why they're that high
dac
Acc.
Hornets
Hawks
Clippers -2
>>65489881
So what for the remaining grubby fiver?
>>65491650
>>65491624
>>65489881
do a rolling accy lad
76ers surreal
>>65492031
Its a 10 point lead in the first, they are a completely garbage team. Their other lines are garbage, the first is all they have.
They threw away a 23 point lead over the bulls the other night and the clippers are better than them. I put it in because they are garbage and -2 is pretty much a given.
Who else /cheekyfiveronDaBulls/?
They are missing their two best players, but still ML @3.7 is crazy considering they are playing the Hornets.
>>65492094
5.5
>>65492088
>>65492031
See, now its only 5.
>>65492135
>>65492031
Meanwhile, Hornets up 30-15 over Bulls, and the hawks play later.
>>65492094
Hornets are -5000 to +800 for bulls.
I fucking hate Bodog.
>Old city seniors
>>65492094
I was before I realised Rose is out. Counting that 5er as lost now
>>65492088
>>65492135
>>65492155
I was just talking about the 76ers, not criticizing your accumulator. Though it is pretty dumb
>went from £100 to £570 in 2 days
feels good
>>65492094
RIP my fiver
>>65492320
What have you been betting on?
>>65492402
mostly league of legends :^)
crisp fiver to anyone who can correctly guess the day my old 365 got limited and the day I got a new
365 and Mara.
UAC from previous bets
Got to resist the mug shit. Seems like every time I near in $500, I start making shit bets and spend the next week making all that ground back
>>65492466
January 12th, PayPal me.
>>65492466
anyone care
>>65492435
Nice, keep going im not sure if bookies are totally clued up about esports yet + there's usually a load on
>>65492502
Wrong.
>>65492505
Probably not mate.
How do i bet monies
>>65492466
Feb 1st
Remember you posting about it
cannot stop farting
>>65492619
This desu
Had a curry last night and I'm really struggling. Had to open up the window in the pouring rain just to stop myself passing out, windowsill's ruined.
>>65492466
does an account get limited just because someone is winning a lot of money? Also, is it easy to work around it?
Can only second you fellows been eating a large batch of chili over the recent days and absolutely out of control poisonous farting.
>>65492618
Not going by my records. Maybe didnt mention it here on the same day it happened.
>>65492661
If you win money on games they dont want you betting on and it is clear they arent going to get the money back from you losing. They dont care if you are winning a few bets on Arsenal and Real Madrid but they do care if you are staking and winning hundreds on Finnish Cup and Gibraltar Reserves. They can also limit you on even if your bet loses if it was a game that raised a red flag (eg, tipped large in PGA). The only way around it is to get family and friends to open accounts for you to use.
Does anyone know if fonbet paid out on the U17 game that was tipped in PGA and posted here the other day?
>>65492466
How to I make a good looking graph like that euan lid
Is basketball the worst sport to bet on?
Getting desperate here lids
I'm down quite a large amount this year and really don't trust my own judgement any more. What tipping groups/tipsters can I follow to gain a steady profit regardless and recoup losses?
>>65492466
January 16th
>>65492743
shit graph reporting in
>>65492743
Win more than 3.5 units of currency in 3 and a bit months.
>>65492795
No.
>>65492889
The graph isn't related to currency m8
>>65492912
You been /outshagginmate/ on weekdays that frequently? Would get checked out desu
>>65492912
Very concerned about the events of Dec 29th tbqh
>>65492983
You're right to be
>>65492949
You /uplateresearchingAFC/?
>>65493180
who isn't?
Over .5 goals in the Sarmiento match desu.
>>65493180
I already had a look but most of it seems like shite that will get smashed in Asia if there is a bet. In uni all day tomorrow so no point me spending too long on it because I will hardly can make a bet. Going to be /uplatewanking/ soon.
>>65493256
>I will hardly can make a bet
seem tired lid, gonna be able to get hard enough?
>>65492746
Not if you get on the cloppers spread
>Bulls let me down three games in a row
I had +1.5 on the clippers
Should I cash out?
>>65493498
Bet365 isn't showing rball for some reason
>>65493226
Easy money desu.
>>65493284
Managed fine. Good luck on your AFC research.
>>65493531
velez are a joke senpai
>>65492601
www.Bovada.lv
Follow the /bet/ links you fucking slug
>>65493630
Both teams are a joke but this didn't look like a 0-0 match
who lakers/ here?
>>65493841
shrewd
Anybody experienced with arbitrage/surebets? I'm trying to figure out the best way to track odds movements to find them, but it seems like the best way to do that is to keep watching bookies for hours a day.
>>65494006
make sure to utilise promotions also
You can't out tank the 76ers
>>65493841
if a Lakers game is close in the 4th, Kobe is literally taking every shot, and they're ridiculous 3pt attempts. still a fun game, even if Pacers were absolute horse shit
>>65494056
I guess I'm wondering if theres a more concrete tool for tracking odd shifts than simply sitting in front of a computer staring at 20+ bookies.
>>65493396
hornets are a sleeper in the east, beat the cavs (albeit that was more about cavs imploding), wizards (despite blowing a big lead), went close with the heat
no jimmy or rose means they have literally 0 scorers
on a side note,
>sixers
>winning
>>65494238
Odds portal
Odds checker
how do i git gud?
>>65491624
>>65492261
>pretty dumb
I guess if making money is dumb.
Bulls lost and hawks are up by 7 in the final with 9 mins left, rated -5000.
>>65494356
Look for team news
CLUTCH Grizzlies 3
>>65494518
>CLUTCH mario 3
Got Portland and New Orleans in a 5 pt teaser. Immense levels of comfort
portland last quarter has been world for my o203.5
What think?
>hawks with double digit lead
>now trail in OT by 6
>going to get cucked TWICE in a row by a rebuilding sub 0.500 team
biggest fraud of a team baka that I always fall for
>>65495268
Burned me Sunday I will never trust them again
>>65495280
I don't know why I still bet on their games honestly, last year they were like a 1.005 to win the series vs the nets (the fucking nets of all teams), but took 6 games
expecting disappointment again today
>>65494920
Lucky boy
>>65495206
i would personally reduce it to just confident bets
>>65495333
>>65495280
Cavs loss to celtics the other night was worse, but yea, apehoop has been pretty disgusting lately.
>>65495826
The cavs loss wasn't that bad to me since they've had huge leads and second half collapses, so I hedged on that one. But the hawks is fucking awful, they were down 14 the game before today, tie it at 94 but give up a buzzer beater while today they were up by 18 in the third but still managed to lose, which is just baffling.
Nets and nuggets was kind of surprising since I picked nuggets but joe johnson's still got it it seems
>>65490487
woops i went 4-1 lol gn boys
Voegele @4.50
Burning money out of boredom with women tennis
Fucking grizzlies, I believed in your Australia.
>>65497705
Chang's head has gone.
>>65497822
or not
>>65497813
was lotto shite desu, sorry that one of my countryman led you astray.
is there any good money to make in trading tennis?
never watch the sport but got on this >>65497705
and the odds swings are massive between points.
surely money to be had trading.
>>65497705
hup
>>65497903
>and the odds swings are massive between points.
women get broken all the time and odds raise but that means nothing in women tennis, specially with "low profile" players like this. check it, you will notice how some strange comebacks happen a lot
West Ham +0.5?
No rball on afc champions league, rball on u23 friendly match in Bhutan....
rip adelaide
>>65498421
There is on the AFC website as usual.
It isnt a friendly and it isnt in Bhutan.
Bad post.
Trump now <1.2 to win the NH primary, 1.67 was mental value
>>65497903
Yes there is, Peter Webb does a few videos on it too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMhxm8Cp6WU
>Fenerbahnce
>AFC matches are correctly priced so far.
zzzz
Poor Mackers :(
>>65499184
what's that little rat up to now?
Just put $5,000 on Liverpool to win today's FA cup replay... Did I make a mistake?
>>65499277
Yes, they've played far too many games in too short a time period. They're fucked
>>65499277
Post slip
>>65499188
Was large on Chonburi +2
Why are streams just as shitty as they were 6 years ago? When will full HD, non choppy streams be the norm? They all look worse then a 50's TV broadcast right now.
>>65499277
it's >liverpool, you dun goofed
wtb
>>65499657
Cyprus +
THE FIX IS IN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All to do with the hosts lid. P2P is just so demanding (not to mention expensive)
.
They're generally getting better but it'll be a long while before streams for every event are how you'd see them on an actual HDTV broadcast.
>>65499304
Assuming you're talking about top level sport there's loads of sites that will sell you HD (maybe not ful) streams for a nominal fee.
Where are Slovakia and Nestle nowadays? Thread's awful dead without their addict bets
Extremely large on Belarus -0.5 from 1-0
>>65500130
but why
>>65500218
Shit gimmick, it should be obvious
Ross County in admin yet?
>>65500130
SUMS
>>65495206
Get rid of that sunderland +1
>>65499678
Easy win
>>65500420
Aye, cheers lad.
wtb
down absolute brains if Stabaek dont score another
>>65500551
STABAEK WOMEN DANGEROUS ATTACK
>>65500551
this tbqh
>>65500551
My friend who is a part-time receptionist at a hotel in spain where they're currently on a boot camp, heard from a colleague that the Stabæk-players got lots of noise-complaints, and when he went up to check on their rooms they were in the middle of a full-fledged orgy with some greasy spaniards. Apparently they missed breakfast as well because they didn't get out of bed before 10. Not to mention their main striker injured her hand last week while knitting gloves for her sisters newborn baby and as a result is playing with great pains.
Absolutely clueless if you got on this desu
>>65500622
Awful banter, literal cringe
Stabaek pls
>Liverpool DNB @2
Don't mind if I do, I'll sweat with some scousers for 90 minutes
>>65500680
NO STOP NO
>>65500662
It's not even banter mate, enjoy your 1-3 ft
>>65500707
>implying I'm on
Pmsl I'm no pixel punter kiddo
>>65500732
>i-i w-wasnt even on, k-k-kid
>>65500692
Went small because betting is literally the only way I can enjoy a soccer game. I know it's not a great bet and Liverpool is shit.
>>65500749
Phew
That's cool then fám
