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>Europeans in charge of being entertaining
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>2016
>hiring a rock/pop band to play at your biggest "sporting" event
Americans pls
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>Americans in charge of fielding their own talent
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>>65479896
>Britbongs in charge of not marrying total cunts

RIP Martinizer
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>>65479846
Is there anything more fucking gay?
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He was shit. Still way better than Beyonce or Mars. Who the fuck listens to these?
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>its coldplay

into the trash it goes
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>>65479846
>UK
>European
Stop this
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>Mfw euros are Muslim near me
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>mfw an americucks sport was so irrelevant it had coldplay in the middle of it to make it worthwhile
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Am I the only one who thought it wasn't all that bad?
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>you now remember how horrific the Black Eyes Peas' performance at the Owl was
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The halftime show was terrible
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>>65479846

>married an American
>lives in America

plz. he's practically one of yours now.
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>>65479934
>Coldplay
>better than Mars
terrible taste
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>50th anniversary of Americas biggest annual event
>choose a mediocre English band to perform instead of an american act

What was the logic here?
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Can a show get any gayer than Coldplay, Beyonce and Bruno Mars?

If they got the Scissor Sisters, Village People and the Pet Shop Boys, it would be straighter than this.
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>>65480172
American "artists" are either dead or shit. It's pretty good logic to let the Brits have a go.
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>not getting based Scooter for the next owl
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>>65480220
What about Metallica and the Killers?

I mean, when you need a band to front a festival, you usually get either Metallica, the Killers or Muse. And apparently, Queen, when they have Adam Lambert.
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>>65480249
>tfw Metallic played the day before and it was better than this shit show.
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>>65480159
This. He's the Klinsmann of music.
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Has Rammstein ever performed in the owl?

Americans like them a lot more than germans anyway.
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>>65480134
>slash
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>a faggy britsh band
>a 40 year old hag still trying to act sexy
>an ambiguously raced manlet
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>>65480172
Made no sense. I guess they were going for something "safe." It was fucking pathetic seeing "highlights" of last years show on a screen behind them as they sung some shitty Coldplay songs. I didn't hear or see anything except for the last minute.
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>>65480172
>>65480220

Nah, it's just that men don't watch the halftime show. We all go get food or take a piss or something, while the women stay inside and watch the concert. I don't know why it happens that way, even back when I was a kid we'd go outside to play a pickup game while the girls stayed in to watch whoever was on back then. That's why the halftime show is usually someone popular with women or gay men:

>Coldplay
>Bruno Mars
>Beyonce
>Katy Perry
>Justin Timberlake

etc.
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>>65480134

will.i.am should be shot desu
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>>65480312
We'd love to book them. But after Janet showed her titty one year, all the soccer moms threw a shit fit and now There's a strict no fun allowed policy at the halftime show.
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Beyonce is basically a stripper singing karaoke. Fucking talentless nigger.
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>bruno mars
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>dancing nigglet
>dancing fat niggeress

Nah I'll take the dads, thank you.
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>>65480312
>Has Rammstein ever performed in the owl?
>Americans like them a lot more than germans anyway.

They haven't, and they never will. Rammstein isn't mainstream in America at all, 90% of people hearing their music would think it was weird as fuck. Kind of wish it could happen though.

>tfw Rammstein will never play "Amerika" at the Super Bowl
>tfw the crowd will never cheer and sing along enthusiastically because they don't get that it's sarcastic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM
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Wtf was up with the ISIS writing on the drums and piano?!?
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>>65480399
He looks less likely to deep throat a shotgun now that Gwyneth's fucked off
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>>65480384
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM
>Edgy American teenagers saying "dae America is literally Nazi Germany" and jingoistic Europeans egging them on the comments

I really hate people sometimes
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>>65480249
>Metallica
It is [CURRENT YEAR]
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>>65480345
We've used all the washed up classic rock bands after the Janet Jackson incident.
>springsteen
>tom petty
>the who
>rolling stones

Maybe it's time for late 70s/80s shit. Bring on the Hall and Oates. Shit would work with neo-soul/funk shit like Pharell and other modern r&b vocalists


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccenFp_3kq8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsntlJZ9h1U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mdIWaRi-7c
Then you do Maneater and have some bitchy female pop star do some song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRYFKcMa_Ek
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>>65480248
Handegg isn't hardcore enough for HP Baxxter and the Scooters.
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>>65480421
*egging them on in the comments
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>>65480248
DÖP DÖP DÖP
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All shittalk aside, "Lady" "Gaga"'s anthem presentation was surprisingly solid.
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>>65480481
She's got a great voice when she's singing straight. She did an album with Tony Bennett that wasn't bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPAmDULCVrU
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>>65480481
Stefani Germanotta or whatever her name is, is a good singer

I prefer the format where everyone sings rather than one singer tries their hardest to make it FReeEEeEEeeEEeEeeE

>>65480169
in this show, they were
bruno's lip syncing was off
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>>65479931
Yes, your mom.
No wait, there isn't.
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does anyone know the music that played in the pizza ad?

or the a link to the pizza ad itself would be cool too

it was the one with the very cool music
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>"""sports"""
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>>65480248
Wold be fucking GOAT
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>burgerclaps in charge of not ruining the pitch while the game is still in progress
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halftime will be only good again when Tay "The American Sweetheart" Tay performs
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> Radiohead will never play in the Superb Owl
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>>65480615
You've never seen the bottom of a football cleat have you?

Also it was on the 49ers shitty field and it's notorious for being horribly maintained.
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>>65480639
>Taylor post-2009
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>>65480323
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>>65480674
I don't want to feel like I need to commit suicide though
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>>65480134
So bad. The problem is they can't sing or dance. Their whole deal is their production and fashion. They should have gone way heavier with the special effects.
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>>65480674
Good.
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>>65480125
No, it was okay. Part of the issue was the fact that it was in daylight. Things didn't look nearly as dramatic.
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>>65480674
>edgy teens or mexilards that always suggest completely illogical halftime shows

YEAH MAN ANAL CUNT, CANNIBAL CORPSE, AND MEGADETH WOULD BE SO RAD FOR A HALFTIME SHOW
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>>65479846
It perfectly represented Coldplay's career. A bit gay, but decent.
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>>65480770
Look at me straight into the eyes and tell me you would not be entertained by this:

https://youtu.be/jX-fDKWGbRs

Heck, I even feel like dancing and I'm 43-year-old diabetic man with an amputated leg.
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>>65480674

Edgy chilango detected.
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>having manlets on wearing clothes that looked like they were made of bin liner
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>>65480674
KAARMAA POOOLIIIICEEE
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>>65480481
>surprisingly
She is talented.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXS1cpSwwbQ
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>not Airbourne
le trash faec
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Superbowl 51 better be reunited Guns N Roses
>open with welcome to the jungle
>paradise city
>knockin on heavens door
>meme guest appearance by some pop star because reasons
>end with sweet child o mine
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Prurient HT show when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzoryTs7nMk
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>>65479846
at least the sound-mixing was shit and the singing was barely audible so nobody had to suffer too badly.
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>Americans literally cheering for a negress whose backup dancers wore black panther berets and formed an 'X' in tribute to Malcolm X
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>when people talk about the halftime show more than the actual game
>americans will still insist their sport isn't utter shit
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>>65480248

RESPECT TO THE MAN IN THE ICE CREAM VAN
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>>65480172
They don't choose per say, they ask a handful of acts if they are willing to pay the NFL millions for the right to play the event.
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>>65480807
no shit but wanting your favorite band to play is completely different from something suitable for a mainstream audience.
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>>65480248
DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖDÖDÖ DÖP DÖP
Americans couldn't handle the sheer power of Scooter desu
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>>65481075
Guns N roses blows.
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>>65481104

The lyrics were all "black people!" too.
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where dem torrents at?
where dem direct uploads at?
I wanna see Coldplay and Beyonce, don't care about that Bruno Mars faggot. Shit gets deleted on youtube right away. literally talking one or two minutes here.
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>>65480770
This was the general narrative on /sp/ last night during the show and it was seriously fucking cringy. Add into the mix people questioning how Coldplay have the right to play at the SuperBowl.

Like yeah I get it, Coldplay are not very good at all, but they're popular as fuck and inoffensive. They're a great pick for the halftime show, which by the way, is not aimed at sports fans but the casuals who tune in for the commercials.
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>>65481338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvJUMc7xlLQ
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>>65480172
DELETE THIS
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I like bruno mars indeed, he brings the funk back on stage, way better than those pop/hip hop craps america produce now
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>>65480429
Springsteen's 09 performance was truly the GOAT. The energy he brought with tenth avenue freeze out was fucking insane. The crowd went absolutely berserk. Don't ever dare try to insult the boss.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R06FMoT-hkk
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Rebel with a pooh #insultingpplnamedmartin
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>>65481458
How can one man (+band) be so absolutely fucking based
>Clarence Clemons
;_;

>>65481451
Bruno Mars was fun. Had some nice dance moves.
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>>65481458
dude I'm from New Jersey, I know it was good. One of the best we've had in a while.

I don't follow much pop or mainstream music but there don't seem to be many current artists that are relatively family friendly or have enough clout to play a show. Would love to see other acts get a shot at it but it's doubtful because of the image the NFL wants as some seemingly hip and trendy organization.
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>>65481677
Meant to say, I just don't know who else we can have. Billy Joel would be pretty great and he's played a ton of shows at the Garden the past few years.
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>>65481410
Is Bruno Mars a homo sexual ?
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>lady gaga singing your anthem
>while US airforce does a flyover

nice "culture" you have there, maybe next year make them carpet bomb the stadium with big macs

>>65481228
that cunt stole that tune from marshall masters' I like it loud, which is a hundred times better
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>>65481802
Gaga nailed it though
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>>65481802
>putting mayo on fries
Nice "culture" you got there
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>>65481802
that part was good stop being an unfunny fuck
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>>65481840
>not puttin mayo, gravy & chopped onions on your fries
pleb pls go
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>>65481840
>He puts ketchup on fries
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>>65479846
>dude married a psycho American broad and let his kid be named Apple

beta as fuck
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>>65481802
I think both versions have their merits, but Scooter's slightly "cleaner" style allows for better crowd participation. But then again, we're basically discussing a non-issue here, since neither artist will ever make a Superb Owl halftime show.
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>>65481210
Radiohead is quite mainstream, though.
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>>65481901
yes but imagine amerilards all wearing airmax & aussies on speed gabbering to the marshall masters version, would be a lot better than that thinly veiled black lives matter performance being forced down their throats
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>>65480576
>Brazilian "banter"
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>>65482107
BRs still shook from 7-1.

They'll never recover.
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>>65481898

then he split up with and was banging a chick half his age that everyone on 4chan wants to fuck

seems pretty alpha to me
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>>65482132
She split with him, breh.

He then sat there writing sappy songs trying to get her back.
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Can some Amerishit explain the tradition of the halftime show? Was it started to get the upperhand on baseball and why is it still carrying on I just don't see the purpose. Cheers lads
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>>65479934
Sorry but mars was the only one with talent during the half time show buddy. Coldplay is low energy and beyonce was only performing to fill a diversity quota.
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It was disturbing.
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>amerigays in charge of hiring semen slurpers for their manly sport
Pretty good at it desu
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>>65482190
the superbowl panders to casuals and they realized viewership was tanking after halftime, so they are trying to lock in a disengaged segment of the audience.
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>>65481901
Also Scooter are more meme-y

SKIBADEE SKIBADANGER
I AM THE REARRANGER
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>>65481802
You jelly?
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>>65479846
Why was the theme of this years halftime show currybus?

I know there's a large pop of them in the bay area but there is probably more asians and latins. Why couldn't it have been Dragons and Tacos?
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>>65482269
Makes sense. Cheers la
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>>65482190

americlaps need to look at something while shoving food in their faces
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Should have been drake or the Weeknd since they're so fucking hot right now
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>>65480134
>implying this wasn't the best superb owl halftime show of all time
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>>65479846

fix you / Up and Up montage bit at the end gave man tears desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoGTDEPfAyg

The US is so void of talent these days that the only yanks that they could get have already done a half time show in previous years...


and they're black
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>>65482180

I am sure he was crying tears of despair while he was railing Jennifer Lawrence's pussy and sucking her nips
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>>65482410

>americans think black men talking over a basic drum beat is music

my sides
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>>65482231

Talent?

He the only one who mimed, mimed a song written and produced by British DJ mark Robson
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>>65479846
>Cost 2000+ USD to see the superb owl
>the superb owl happens every year
>people go see the superb owl every year

with that money. I would travel overseas every year instead of watching mexican teens going crazy over coldplay.
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>>65481802
>maybe next year make them carpet bomb the stadium with big macs
lmao
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>America's most important sport event is so boring they need to set a show in the halftime so people don't fall asleep
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>>65482448
>Talent?
compared to beyonce and coldplay? yes
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>>65482283
did they die?
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>>65479846
hey lets allow black and brown people to share the stage with us because we are yuropean and we love black and brown ppl because we arent rayciss like americans.
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>>65479846
>2016
>coldplay is still a thing
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>>65482512

Chris Martin plays numerous instruments and writes all his own songs

Mars is too scared to sing live
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>>65482570
not to mention mars isnt Hawaiian he is a fucking illegal alien beaner who is hiding his last name like a jew.
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Meanwhile that half-negroid Beyonce sang about #blacklivesmatter...
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>>65482570
but they can't dance and all of their songs are low energy
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>>65482413
fap fap fap
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>>65482027
Americans only know them for "I Wish I Was Special." They were never big here aside from that.
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>>65482628
She isn't half white! She is full black
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>>65482643

The main problem is his dancing, he jumps around too much and gets out of breath.

Besides Music is about music not choreographed dancing
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>America has to fly over white people from Europe because they don't have any left

kek
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Where is all the US talent these days?


Biggest pop band of all time: The Beatles
Biggest rock band of all time: The Stones
Biggest boy band of all time: One Direction
Biggest punk band of all time: Sex Pistols
Biggest christian band of all time: Munford +
Best Female vocalist: Adele
Best Male Vocalist: Sam Smith
Best Half time show: Coldplay
Most streamed Artist: Ed Sheeran
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>>65482745
>these days
>starts off with a bunch of dadrock
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>>65482429
>being a dadrocker
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>>65482800
>unironically using that term
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>>65482745
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>>65482725
>>65482745
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That was seriously the worst half time show in memory

He was trying to push the gay thing so fucking hard, fucking faggot europeans
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>>65482745
>Biggest rock band of all time: The Stones
Thats also Beatles. Zeppelin are also probably bigger than the Stones

>Best Female vocalist: Adele
>not Katherine Jenkins
If you include the whole world it's probably Mina, anyway.
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>>65482911
Cuked by Britain kek
not enough white stars america?
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>>65482926
I guess america just doesn't fall for the pop music meme as hard as the europeeings
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>>65479846
It felt like a very CBS-friendly halftime show. CBS didn't get to be the most watched network in America by being risque or outlandish. Instead they cater to the lowest common denominator with shows like Big Bong and NCIS. NBC is allowed to take more risks I guess which is why last year's show was so much better.
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>>65482926
With all the rainbows during that show, we're pretty sure our women are safe when Coldplay is in town.
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>>65482911

Aint San Francisco the gay capitol of the world?
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>>65483057
Just after your bumhole
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>>65483095

bum?

Seems the English really did with the culture wars
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>>65483057
That would be sweden
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>>65479846
We need to put Japan in charge. Get Babymetal or something in this shit . Don't have to worry about swear words because even if they do no dumbass american soccer mom is going to know because it will be in another language. Push the fucking envelope for once.
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The notorious exhibition Rubgy League match between Brisbane Broncos (Aus) and Denver Broncos (USA), in 1993, ended after just 32 minutes after some of the Denver players accused the Brisbane team of playing unnecessarily rough and refused to continue play. The accusations were labelled as "rubbish" by the Brisbane captain, Allan Langer, who went on to explain that "It was supposed to be an exhibition [match], but the Americans started making disrespectful comments, trying to say they were tougher - then it turned into a proper game".

The referee for the match, Greg McCallum, said afterwards that "Although a few tackles were a bit thunderous, there was nothing illegal", and went on to say that "..Both sides were giving as good as they got so I was surprised when the visitors [Denver Broncos] refused to play on, it was a real shame".

>Americans
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This blows the fuck out of any recent Owl halftime show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfZHJHo3K90
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>>65479846
Such a fucking shame. When he went to play the piano he only had to use one hand becaause their riffs/music is so fucking simplistic. Guitarists didn't even look like they were amped in and the drummer was just holding a basic shit tier beat.

Brainless, not too complex, nothing that makes you think at all, just how the average american likes it.
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>>65483374
do you listen to metal
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>Coldplay
>open with a song you stole from Joe Satriani
>then play a song you stole from Daft Punk

Have they even actually written any of their own music?
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>>65483405
The only time i'll listen to any form of metal is if i listen to Animals as Leaders. But they would never be recognized on a national level because what they do is actually difficult and you have to think about what you're hearing for a second.

3 or 4 Major chords per song, Verse-Chorus-Verse-Chorus-Bridge-Chorus format for every song, throw in an attractive singer (male or female) and you're famous in america.
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>>65483470
I knew you listened to metal, it was a meme question because you entire argument for why you think a certain music is bad is because of how difficult it is to play it.
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I've supported Metallica doing the halftime show for a few years, but in my drunken stupor last night I switched to Muse


Muse would be a kickass halftime show
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>>65483443

Yes all of it

Chris don't know shit about American football doe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SADub7W22Zg
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>>65483374
Nothing wrong with being simplistic. The problem is that it was faggy shit.
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>>65480172
DELETE THIS
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>>65480417
Probably glad to be off the limes.
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>>65481458

Bruce should do it every year while we've got the chance.
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>googled "superbowl"
>didnt even show which team won in the headlines
>meanwhile headlines about the music acts

stay irrelevant amerifats
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>>65483782
You know how many times I've Googled a European """""""sport""""""?

lmaoing @ your life
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>>65483894
yeah you wouldnt have to google who won the World Cup because you'd hear about it everywhere.
Superbowl on the other hand...
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>>65480429


Hall and Oates would be GOAT
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Jbieber when lads
He can give a he'll of a show
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>Not getting the eternal GOAT English band while they're still around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btEpF334Rtc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X67ZhnTjlSw
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>>65484188
>you'd hear about it everywhere
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>>65479846

>interrupting your 'sports' main event for a concert and adverts
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>>65484188
At this very moment I don't know who won the last World Cup nor do I give a shit.
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>>65480134
BEP were better. As awful as they were, at least it was at night with lights and all. It looked like the owl is supposed to. And it's entertainment, that all that matters. Plus they were memorable, for better or worse, while coldplay was just bland and will be instantly forgotten.
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>>65484671
>trying this hard to pretend Sawker is irrelevant

My point was not about you having amnesia or alzheimer or if you are a redneck that doesnt care about no yuropean gay shit, but if the general public knows anf how much the media reports about it.
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>>65484671
>>65486092

sorry, just wanted to refresh your memory then :^)
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>>65481075
Need Adler to make it really GnR.

>>65484188
I thought German people weren't allowed to wave their own flag. NEWS FLASH: 1 MILLION REFUGEES
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>not having a the killers + the strokes combo and rather the british boy band of Coldplay

c'mon Murrika
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>>65480869
*cuts veins with a spoon*
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>>65481075
either this or rolling stones again

"I´M THE BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDING VOLCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
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>>65486247
sure thing m8, if you say so

>inb4 he projects his cuckold fetish on this and says she will get raped by muslims soon
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Why not her? America seems to love her.
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>>65486376
If anyone is project a fetish it's you, Ahmed.
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>>65486843
She's sponsered by Cocacola and the owl is Pepsi. Its all about the marketing in "Murica.
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Coldplay are shit. SHIT.
Chris Martin is a smug bellend who cant write original music. Stay pleb america.
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Can you blame em? They even watch our movies and TV shows. Europe is an entertainment black hole. Even Australia does better than them.
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>>65488637
Retard
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>>65480345

100% True.

It's pretty much the only part of the game the women really get into.
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>>65481007

This.

Woman is an A+ singer.
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>mfw a negress sang about her gorilla nose and black power at Americas main sporting event
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>>65483374
these are the kind of bands our liberal record labels are giving white males. faggy pathetic whiney talentless beta low energy metrosexual garbage.

while the chick music has the equivalent energy of 80's metal and is being plastered all over the place.

its not something we are choosing its just more blatant liberal social engineering
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>>65479846

>getting BTFO by a niggeress
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>you will never bury your face in beyonce's ass
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>people unironically supporting Mars, Beyonce, Coldplay
>tfw /sp/ is full of plens
what did i expect
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>>65488637

Are you serious?

Your most popular TV show is Game of Thrones, Majority European cast filmed in Europe and produced in Europe

The most popular Movie of last year was Star wars. Filmed and produced in Britain with 2 British leads

The current holder of the academy award for best actor is Eddie Redmayne (British) the only actor to win it 3 times is Daniel Day-Lewis (British)
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>>65479846
>British band
>lettering on their instruments is fucking Arabic/some foreign bush nigger tongue
Fits.
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Demi Lovato Halftime Show when?

I wanna see her punch a backup dancer on air
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>>65491242
she's so hot she's not a fat disgusting monster
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>>65481410
This shit is so fucking lame in broad daylight.
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>>65491242

I'd punch her backup dancer, if you know what I mean.
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>white people music

>at least one bald man must be banging a giant drum
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>>65491206

Its Hindi you Turkish imbecile

>forgetting Sikhs are Brotier
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>>65480204
The Pride parade is straighter than the SB50 halftime.
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Weeknd for next year's show

No one else is even close to a good choice.

Seriously, people keep talking about Michael Jackson being the goat half time show? Give em Weeknd, closest thing available
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>>65491269

I know exactly what you mean
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>>65491206

Is it the illuminati?
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>>65491359

Senpai that's Sandscript for "go with the flow"
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First off, the guidos in north jersey are more european than brits. Secondly, The Who, Stones and Sir Paul were pretty much the greatest half time shows ever.
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>>65482448
You can't mime those dance moves, which alone was more impressive than Coldplay's entire discography
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>>65491377

Hindi and Sanskrit are basically the same thing,

Its like saying English, English (Traditional) and American English (Simplified)
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>>65491407

Choreographed nigga dance, Sums up the US really.
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>>65481075
they should reunite that nirvana guy
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>>65488637
Strange how Britain is the absolute apex of talent in the entertainment industry then isn't it...
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>>65480584
You probably won't read this but are you talking g about the pizza but ad? The sone was "my house" by flo rida
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>>65491535

You mean the theme song of the Wrassle Bowl this year?

I'll never be able to take Flo Rida seriously again after he got schooled in a rap battle by Bo Dallas
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>>65481840
not nearly as bad as currywurst
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>>65492507
There is literally nothing wrong with currywurst. Especially from street vendors.
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The goat halftime show would be Rush or Ac/dc tbqh familia, but as other people said halftime is for the people who aren't watching the game.
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>>65493159

>implying my waifu Taylor Swift getting to do the halftime show wouldn't make that the GOAT Owl for me no matter what teams are in it
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>>65490663
If you would listen to actual music (read here as rock) you would see a resurgence of talent and skill.
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>>65479846
>amerifags
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>>65480770
so it's not okay for Radiohead to play but it's okay for a band that is ripping of of two radiohead albums their whole career to play? baka

Chris Martin probably falls asleep every night hoping that one day he will wake up as Thom Yorke
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>>65483492
Oh fuck, MUSE would be the goat halftime show without a doubt. Not really a fan of them for last couple of years but damn they are spectacular
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDsLKEado_o
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Reminder that this is still the GOAT halftime show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zqtkik7nTik
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>>65480134
I couldn't make it through the whole thing

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPIiaSnYV5E

>>65479846
Britain is not European
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>>65484542
>you will never be this low class
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>>65483620
>tortillas
>brown rice
>black beans
>Jalapeno
>6 (SIX) limes

At least she understands what the average food stamp user would buy given $29
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>>65483254
Source? This is sounds hilarious
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Just get Rush to perform YYZ with an extended percussion solo.

There you go. Literally the best half time show ever.
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>>65483254
Is it possible that an abbo stole a camera, procrastinated long enough before he attempted to smoke the device, and filmed this wondrous spectacle?
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>Euros complain about the halftime show
>the leading act was a Euro

POTTERY
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>>65483620
>families who literally contribute $0 to feeding themselves have to eat vegetables all week

Wow what a fucking tragedy. Go sell some fucking tomatoes on the corner hector, no one gives a shit that you can't scrape by enough to eat in the wealthiest nation in history. Fuck poor people. They would just buy beer and Doritos if we gave them more anyway
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Just get Liquid Tension Experiment to perform in the halftime show.

and BAM!. GOAT Halftime show ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edqH0ofRQrM
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>>65479884

GUESS WHO's GOING ON TOUR THIS YEAR??!!?!OH WAIT...THIS BAND IS! HOW CONVENIENT!!!
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>>65496913
normies will never be able to appreciate prog rock.
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>>65482745
>Biggest boy band of all time
>Biggest christian band of all time
>Best Half time show: Coldplay

gr8 b8 m8
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>>65496733
It would be hilarious to see the entire SB crowd air drumming along with Peart.
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>mfw Gaslight Anthem isn't big enough to be selected for the Owl show
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