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Anyone watching the super bowl is a massive danger edition
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>>65429274
Panthers -3.5 is literally THE bet
put down my life savings on the broncos
good bet y/n?
>>65429325
Yes
>>65429274
>Anyone watching the super bowl is a massive danger edition
waa waa goo goo why can't people enjoy things
>>65429325
yes, enjoy having triple your life savings
metaKnight SUCH a fraud sub edition
Preparing for the DULLEST /bet/ thread ever
>expecting people to not smell the FRAUD on this
Reminder
Life in Technicolor II, Speed of Sound, Paradise
are the bets.
Gaga nip slip is VALUE
Look at all this shite. You can literally bet on how long the national anthem is going to last. I love America.
wow S H A K I N G at this windfo
Going to absolutely smack fh asian
>>65429494
what bookie even is this
>>65429494
>being THIS late to the party
it's been like this for years mate, how much do you have on unders?
>>65429494
Wow that's crazy, had no idea
>>65429494
>who will the mvp thank first
>Al jazeera
Kek
>>65429494
If that national anthem line falls any more the value is going to be on overs.
>>65429569
William Hill
>>65429494
LOOK AT THE PRICE OF BEYONCE TO WEAR A HAT AND THE PRICE NOW
ON SO SO LARGE
>>65429614
Big movement, anything on her twitter or facebook?
>>65429647
Checked everywhere but nothing, just following the money
>>65429698
>She wears a hat in the video to her new tune
>She's performing it tonight.
People think she can only perform that song if she wears that outfit, it's only logical
holy shit... should i become a professional better?
You're all very boring and very dangerous, would hate to be stuck talking to any of you at a party.
>>65429761
Did you place these bets in 1987? Or do the Soviets still not have GUIs?
>>65429760
panic
will be uac from Jim Nantz' tie anyway
literally shaking at the 67-1 I just got
>>65429811
the bets were real in my mind
>>65429818
PMSL this is the hat
'No' is WORLD
>>65429922
Can see her walking on with it in front a puffs of smoke and dark lighting then taking it off after 10 seconds desu
>>65429922
oh wow
just topped up again
Wait, will bbc get the adverts?
Bet my rent money on Panthers.
If they lose bye world
>>65430315
what do you think you absolute mong?
>>65430315
fucking hell
>>65430315
m8...
>>65430315
>>65430343
sorry mate took my anger out on you cause im feeling awful.
This will be the worst thread in bet history, having a bath and then hitting the hay.
>>65430315
yeah american companies have paid for ads on UK tv
Made bank on Real Madrid. Don't even care about my SB prestakes at this point.
Want to watch Sky Sports HD programme but storm Angelina is fucking my signal, how can wind do this in 2016
The all important question that we seem to have all skirted lids...
What takeaways are we all getting?
I'm on the £15 dominos deal with a texas BBQ
who /cheeky fiver/ on: safety, kick return TD, punt return TD
>>65430583
My dog is going skitz ffs, never gonna be able to sleep tonight like
What is the total value of your Owl-related bets?
Exactly £1k here.
So everyone is betting on Bronco's right?
>>65430673
>being fat
>>65430870
B I G
I
G
B O Y
O
Y
>>65430870
What markets?
>>65430870
£0
Lost too much on the rugby to bet on this
>>65430870
Not surprising at all a dullard like you is watching this American drivel.
>>65430924
Songs, ties, hats, player prop, and £50 on +6.
>>65431025
Which do you have most on? £50 on the result and £950 on props is obscene
>he's not backing Beyonce to come out in black footwear
Could wear black shoes or come out barefoot and you still win
>>65430583
skygo.com
maybe 30sec-1min time delay though.
>>65431086
tez
>>65430870
£30
Does the bowl usually start on time or is "starting in 30 minutes" gonna be the usual American for "eh maybe in about an hour"
>>65431169
>What will Curry wear?
Why cant ameribookies offer this shit fml instead we have will the stock market be up or down tomorrow after the game
>>65431167
It really should be 30 minutes
>>65431169
Your +6 has lost
>>65430870
euan in trying extremely hard shocker
just be yourself mate, stop this pathetic facade
>>65431351
>he actually thinks the NFL is going to let the Broncos lose
>Public money finally shifting
Its time lids get on Denver now
>Phil Simms just ignoring the guy telling him where to stand
Fucking based
>>65431559
Got on Denver @2.8 and the +7.5 when the lines first came out.
You missed the boat la
>all these people getting on denver
literally clueless
>>65431986
trust in Cam, Olsen and dragons to Ginn, family
>>65432163
>not using decimal odds
Spot the true clueless mug here
>>65432163
>-225
It's an American using stupid odds edition
>>65432303
Cam is overrated as fuck. Mediocre passing stats, didn't even lead the league in QB rushing. Literally just scored touchdowns by poaching from Tolbert and J. Stewart on the goal line. Denver will make him pass and he won't be able to.
>>65432440
Your the same guy who bet the Cards right?
>>65432440
Overrated yeah. But hes in miles better form and physical shape than Manning. His arms like a cannon. He will pick off Denvers D pass by pass.
CURRY IN CURRY JERSEY UP INSANE
Streaming the super bowl rather than watching it on the beeb on my tv so that they don't get the extra viewing figure.
>>65431169
>Curry wearing personalized jersey
Congrats lad
Reminder if you're a Brit and you're betting on the superbowl you're an utter dullard.
>>65432812
Reminder youre a leeching scrub if you can pick out a superbowl bet.
>>65432736
>tfw we missed out a S P E C I A L
>>65432812
Up to them, they'll all miss out on the special coming up tonight.
>we will honor America
Based
>>65432736
incredibly easy money if you spotted it
Just found a cheeky arb.
Tennis ATP Rotterdam - Benoit Paire v Ivan Dodig
£73.99 on Paire @ 2.04 (Marathon Bet)
£71.88 on Dodig @ 2.10 (Betway)
Guarateed profit of £5.07.
>inb4 not worth it
That's 5 free accys lads
got the stopwatch ready for gaga
Von Miller wins MVP, calling it now
>>65433275
>he wasn't on outfit colour
RED UAFC
All in on Broncos spread and ml
I love Cam but peypey must ride off into the sunset.
MURICA FUCK YEAH!
>>65432721
Why?
>>65433423
>bet365 didn't have these markets
suicidal
>>65433661
Because I don't want to be part of the problem, but I do want to watch
damn Unibwin, you're on fire tonight
>she's milking it
under B T F O
she looks like a man
>>65433877
game hasn't even started and I'm up two months rent pmsl
>>65433912
GODDAMNIT I BET MY ENTIRE BANKROLL ON UNDER
unders DESTROYED hahahah
>>65433946
This
OVERS HUP HUP
>that ending note
Unders absolutely rekt
>he didn't get on overs
Easiest money of my life desu
Imagine backing unders in a super bowl national anthem. Imagine.
Who was that woman? Never seen her before.
Stopped it at exactly 2:20 ??
>>65434352
>>65434233
zzzzzzzzz
Overs HUP. Absolute gift :D x
>>65434391
I had it at 2:21.23
>repeating "the brave"
Gaga on overs tears
>>65434391
I had 2:20 also. If you bet on bovada you might get a fortunate push.
>>65434384
Beyoncé
Red @7 unreal. Cheers Willhill
Does the timer start on the piano or the first sung note? Does the second "the brave" count?
Bookies feasting t b h
TAILS NEVER FAILS
tails HUP HUP
>>65434693
Timer starts with the first word, not the piano. The second brave is a very good question, because without it, unders win
>>65434948
unibet already paid out o133,5. Not sure what line y'all were on?
Anyone using bet365 here?
Anything decent to go for? Have a bit left in the account, may as well use it
>>65435071
Bovada had 2 minutes 20 seconds
>>65434693
>>65434948
Bovada said 1st brave.... Hasn't paid out yet tho. Under should be a winner for Bovada tho.
>williamhill takes 10 years to update esports
why?
whos /tvreceptionissufferinginthisstorm/
CAROLINA BACKERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
PANTHERS CANNOT CONTAIN THE RUN
>>65435630
Nick Goff
TELL DA TROOF
>>65435826
>tfw /bet/ superbowl didnt happen
>>65436210
JDIMSA
Bovada Official @BovadaLV · 4 mins4 minutes ago
#LadyGaga was under 2 minutes and 20 seconds
American overs backers SEETHING
>>65436545
what was the official time?
>>65436612
They stopped at it the first brave otherwise I think it was 2:21
I timed the anthem well under 2:20 from when her voice began to the end of the first brave
In any case it was well over the 135.5 set at most bookies, feel ill about not being on
but Broncos are winning leggo
Bovada Official
@BovadaLV #LadyGaga's National Anthem, from first note to the completion of the first 'brave', is settled officially at 2 minutes and 9 seconds.
overs STILL seething
>>65437209
Had the first brave ending at 2 minutes and 12 seconds personally.
Any clued up yanks know how super bowl tickets are distributed?
Do the franchises get given a set amount for their fans at reasonable prices or do the nfl just sell them all themselves or what? Talk of tickets costing 5k etc, that cant be all of them surely?
What's the non superb owl bet?
>>65437729
DIG $1.66 esports
you have about 2 mins, Froggin is out for Echo Fox 0% chance they win
>>65437729
Waterhouse
>>65437965
Suspended but thanks
Tears if you weren't on Carey to be wrong
Who /Mike Carey getting a challenge call wrong/ here?
This refball
Broncos confirmed winners.
THE FIX IS IN CANADA SO SO SHREWD
THANK YOU BASED DENVER D
So Dignitas are gonna win right?
Have a cheeky double on broncos and dignitas
Sickening refball, literally everyone calling to reverse the call
>>65439192
Cant believe I doubted it
HAHAHAHAHA
PANTHERS TEARS
>>65439253
me too senpai
>>65439253
Yeah, Really like their team comp here, Lulu/Lucian combo has been working really well. Echo Fox have had Visa issues and are without their best player.
>>65439418
In this together
Gay, I have Panthers FH/Broncos 2nd half
Need archie sighting like air
>he didn't heed Canada's warnings after the conference championships
You only have yourself to blame tbqh
Trading out goodnight and god bless x
>>65439565
Gay
all those who didnt believe it was all fixed
>>65439558
Got all of measly measly roll on this
Don't even ask how small it is
IMAGINE NOT BEING ON THE BRONCOS HAHAHA
>>65439752
Probably not as small as my back on Dig
Nigel Owens to guest referee the third quarter @ 5.5 get ON it lads
>black quarterbacks
>>65432440
Reminder
Canada absolutely based for letting us in on the fix
>caring about american sports when esports is on
its free money
anywhere I can bet on an sum of all fears scenario happening? its happening lads
Is it habeening?
>>65440854
How do i do stupid bets like this?
>>65441447
>american "athletes"
>>65441447
Did Mackers smack the Panthers? Broncos aren't used to playing at sea level
>>65441447
A L T I T U D E
Someone post the Super Bowl fix video
Dig playing like shit here.
they do know how to throw a game.
>>65441953
I believed in you aus bro
>>65440854
How do you bet like this?
>>65440854
Miller o 0.5 sacks was free money tbqh
>>65441928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmUdpQljwE4
>>65442438
>Aftertiming
>No excessive celebration for that
not sure this sport is for me lads
Archie been on yet?
>>65443391
Yeah just once so far
>>65441953
The line's moved down again, how they doing?
>>65442105
Sweaty, they're winning every team fight but getting caught out of position a ton.
fix unreal
Sweaty as fuck but dig came through.
>>65445434
how much did you win ausfriend?
>>65445434
Cheers hombre! Top tipping
Was that archie again?
Thinking about backing the Panthers here depending on this next broncos drive.
I feel like if the Panthers can get ahead the Broncos will get sweaty
>>65445515
comfy 100
>>65446280
no just a fan in the worst seats?
>>65429274
why are brits literally gay for this man? /bet/ is fucking awful now
Shaking at the thought of beyonce's shoes not being black
>>65448098
All about her wearing a hat
>>65442669
>best pass rusher in the league won't get one sack in the most important game
Like saying De Gea won't get one save in a CL final
Shaking at Coldplay value
>>65448689
Well he certainly hasn't recently
>there were slugs that seriously bought the Carolina hype
Can't wait for the Panthers to hit 3. Might lay a small for guaranteed profit
>he hasnt bet all his birthday money on sky full of stars being the last song played
utter fucking tears
>>65448952
Did you not watch the match today? He saved 3 sure goals and a lot more others, 2 of them were reflex saves. He only got beat in extra time after he fell down and the ball happened to fall to an attacker
Or Von Miller? Who came off a career day vs the Pats?
>>65448990
doubt they hit 3, Denver are barely moving the ball themselves
LET'S GO NO HAT LET'S GO
>>65449225
>Like saying De Gea won't get one save in a CL final
The game will go to OT and there will be refball to let the Broncos win.
>>65449225
Genuinely funny
>Beyonce is 34 years old
DOWN INSANE
FUCK OFF EUAN YOU GREASY CUNT
Not getting on the Bronco Fix right now @1.82
pmsl @ Sky commentators not shutting up
he sang the 2 lines of yellow then into viva
what does the even mean
HAHA IT'S VIVA LA VIDA DAFC
>not playing the scientist
fucking island monkeys
>Yellow is the lock of the century
How am I supposed to pay rent now fml
>>65449978
A line or 2 of yellow was sung first.....
#Controversy
pmsl up brains cheers J West
>>65450194
He did sing "look at the stars look how they shine" to start the performance then into viva
shrewed bookies will pay out on viva tho
Reminder that if you bet on coldplay first song without any inside knowledge, you are a degenerate and should seek help.
shit half time show so far tbqh
>>65450165
This
Their only good song
NO HAT
>>65450253
Wasn't on yellow either
BUT I WAS ON BEYONCÉ NO HAT UAC
NO HAT
BLACK SHOES
L
A
C
K
S
H
O
E
S
Literally shaking
>>65451029
hahahaha this shit is hilarious!
>>65449717
>He actually believes this
And you think Lukaku's 22, right?
THAT COUNTS AS BLACK RIGHT
tfw you will never creampie beyonce
>all this cultural enrichment
>Beyonce is literally taller than Bruno Mars
lel that guy clearly slammed into the camera man
>>65451580
Everyone knows hes an absolute manlet
UP TOO MUCH
>>65451357
Was thinking the same thing.
>All this encouragement of things gay
What a time to be alive
That was literally the best show I've ever seen
>>65452222
Katy Perry was better last year tbqh
Beyonce is overrated
>Fix You
>Game is literally a fix
>>65452222
It was fucking good
Bruno in 48 was top for me though
>>65452288
This. Don't really like Katy Perry and still thought she put on a great show last year.
What's the fix again? Just tuned in.
>>65452222
>the nfl will never be real enough for a deathgrips half time show
>>65452528
ISIS to attack the stadium like in Dark Knight Rises
No bookies offering any more though
>>65452357
Need a Panthers win like AIR otherwise that Canadian conspiracy fag will continue posting.
>>65452222
Nice quads
All superbowl shows are pretty shite desu, overproduced and they're lipsyncing the songs
Dem thighs though hnnnnnnggg
>>65452703
>lipsyncing
pmsl are you blind?
>>65452288
>that final medley
>not the best thing ever
ok m8
>>65452357
The final lyrics were from Up&Up from their new album, that should be officially the last song
>>65452590
Gorerotted as support
>>65452828
Katy Perry admitted it last year, and every halftime show has had strong accusations of it
Looked tight this year but I don't see them not lipsyncing
>>65453329
Coldplay weren't cos it was fucking toss. frauds like beyonce probe were though.
>>65453329
I'll admit the instruments weren't plugged in and that was all mimed but Chris was definitely linked up, he was even balancing the mic on the piano to play Clocks. He wouldn't have bothered if he was syncing
>>65452222
You joking or serious m8? It was fucking dreadful pal.
>>65453615
>>65453533
Bruno Mars looked incredibly sketchy to me, he was jumping around everywhere without missing a beat
>>65453678
Serious lid, thoroughly enjoyed it and last song had me hard. Thought the Boss was actually there for a second lel
>>65453877
IS ANYBODY OUT THERE
>Coldplay starts with Yellow to remind everyone they used to be good with their first 2 albums
>>65449666
Thanks lad. Been creating this new "clueless to Yuro sports" American gimmick for a while now
MISSED PENULTY
>>65453949
CERTAINLY NOT GRAHAM GANO'S HEAD PMSL
