>being smaller than cricket
P O O
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>>65426639
do they call it cricket cause thats how excited the fans get ?
>>65426742
I N
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Super bowl is destroying every international event. Euro cucks and syrup niggers, are you even trying?
puppy bowl > armegg super bowl
>>65426639
how do they get these stats?
Amerifats BTFO
>1 billion shitskins vs 350 Americans
Oh wow America sure got btfo on that one.
>>65427079
implying they all have tvs
So does /sp/ apply their appeal to popularity to other things too?
>not eating McDonalds
>not listening to Adele and Taylor Swift
>not playing Fallout 4 and Call of Duty
Come one m8s it's 2016, don't you want to fit in?
>>65426639
Confirmed that most of the world are impoverished scum who follow their shitty sport fanatically because that's all they have.
>>65427079
>america
>white
>1 national league of a niche sport is only a small percentage smaller than an entire world
>>65427211
>>65427181
>New Zealand being more based than Canada
Get your shit together CanCuck
>>65426639
Well, is the only National League over World/Euro competitions.
>>65427411
>P-P-LEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME BIG STRONG BASED ZEALANDER
Pathetic tbqh la'
I think it's more impressive that the NFL is the #1 most viewed non-international sport, even beating out a handful of international sports
>>65427157
>not eating McDonalds
American
>not listening to Adele and Taylor Swift
Adele is British which is like a poor mans version of an american. Meanwhile Taylor meme is american.
>not playing Fallout 4 and Call of Duty
Both american
Every thing you listed is popular and also american. Which automatically falls into the shit category.
Hurpy durpy I'm a stupid hamburger that calls handegg "football".
>>65427608
Champions League is played between domestic club teams technically. USA is roughly the same size as Europe.
>>65427663
>USA is roughly the same size as Europe.
>roughly
>literally 170m more people
>roughly
Is this that famous poo peeland education I've heard about?
>>65427663
It's an European competition of Clubs. Also, has a lot of attention from Argentina/Brazil too.
>>65427157
Fit in with America? Well, no, thanks all the same. But we'll let you fit in with us, once you've grown up.
>>65426639
What year is this from? I doubt Brazilian GP get that viewership nowadays.
Why don't europoors make their own chan just for non-americans? Is it because you guys don't know shit about SQL and PHP?
>>65427715
>per capita isn't a fair argument unless it suits us
>septics
Why can't we just enjoy each other's sports?
>>65427849
Where did I even mention per capita you illiterate muslim? I was just saying his claim that we're "roughly the same size" is hilarious.
>>65426639
Odd, don't see any form of hockey or syrup chugging on there. Why do you care about ratings, America-2?
>>65427411
okay there jose
>>65427903
he's one of those wannabe european canadians
>>65427913
>muh reconquista
>>65427977
>>65427880
Cos your sports are shit m8
if the superbowl isnt an international event, why are the winners proclaimed "world champions"?
>>65427880
because euromuslim sports are shit?
>>65428024
This map reeks of butthurt
>>65428059
To make non-americans mad twice a year. It always works.
>>65428067
not enough commercials and black men for you? need a gimmicky half time show to keep your interest and increase viewership? lul
>>65428149
Nah too much diving, not enough scoring, too 3rd world, etc.
>>65426639
Hourly reminder that you shouldnt be posting on /sp/ unless you've seen at least 6 out of the 8 of the most recent sporting events in this pic
>>65428149
If it doesnt have roided negro glutes wrapped in tight spandex it does mot interest the american (or his wife)
>>65428181
>too 3rd world
this
>>65428240
>replying to your own post
achmed...
>>65426639
Well it's quality over quantity. Enjoy your shit non-American sports my irrelevant friend.
This isn't even accurate
March 2015 Liverpool v Man Utd got 700 million viewers, and El Clasico gets 400-500 usually
ITT non-americans getting BTFO
>this thread has already garnered 44 replies
top wew la
>>65428205
Fair enough. I can manage 7 out of 8 but I refuse to watch the niggerball on the grounds of common decency.
>India Population: 1.3 billion
>India GDP: $1.5 Trillion
>California Population: 40 million
>California GDP: $2 trillion
Friendly reminder that Indians are irrelevant.
Not-so-friendly reminder that the American standard of living is unsustainable when applied to everyone, so it is the god-given duty of our politicians to keep much of the world mired in abject poverty lest our own standard of living fall.
>>65428447
gotem
>>65426639
KEK
>>65426639
And I thought the Monaco GP was more prestigious than the Hueland GP.
>>65428379
Well, the more time you spend spoting butthurt on here, the less time you've got to got round shooting schoolchildren; think of it is our contribution to world peace.
>>65428447
>American standard of living
As if even a majority of people in this country actually enjoy this meme lifestyle. Im not sure whos fallen for this propaganda harder: the American "middle class" or gullible foreigners
>>65428205
>tfw seen them all
>>65428447
>california
>not india 2.0
avin a giggle m8
>>65428560
this image is somehow supposed to insult americans
this is how the limp, wet and stale english brain functions
>>65426639
Fuck off Ted Cruz
>>65426639
>Soccer is a global sport
>World population in 2014 minus USA: 6.9 billion
>6 billion people (87%) that can't afford to stream or watch on tv or don't give a shit about soccer.
Truly povertyball indeed
>>65428447
Dude, California's major industries are full of poo loos. It almost negates your point
>>65428367
>most watched finals
Learn to read
>>65428645
Way to mismanipulate stats. What you've actually said is that 6.9 out of the world's 7 billion population would rather watch cheating, diving faggotball than any sport amerifags can offer.
>All the assranged Americans ITT being this defensive
are they being ironic is this how far /sp/ has fallen? this is reddit-tier butthurt and sensitivity ITT
It's like fucking groundhog day in these yuros vs murikans threads, the same shit gets posted every single time, I don't understand how can people still give enough of a shit to participate in this nonsense in 2016
>>65428645
>can't afford
Or don't want to
>>65428604
I don't think you understand how poor most of the rest of the world is. We're not talking about people living in small apartments who eat cheaply and never buy luxuries, they're living in slums without indoor plumbing or electricity, or working on farms using the same techniques and implements as their ancestors did 300 years ago.
I love these threads
>>65428936
It's a combination of pubescent newfags who found their way here from /b/ or some other shithole and a handful of genuinely autistic manchildren who have no life outside of arguing about the same stale shit, over and over.
>>65429093
huh, would've thought the German bottom 10% must be better off than the bottom 10% of Brits
>>65426929
>Murican education
>>65428560
>he doesn't appreciate guns
>he doesn't appreciate girls with guns
>he doesn't appreciate commercials with girls with guns
>he doesn't appreciate commercials with gun girls that want the BBC
ABA is a mental disease
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9D33DUP87U
>>65426639
this only confirms how garbage tier level this american """"""""""sport""""""" is
>>65429244
Fake?
>>65429072
>I Dont think you understand
I have literally traveled to the shittiest parts of Africa and Asia for NGO work and i have seen first hand just how stark the difference is. My post wasn't a statement about how the rest of the planet lives, it was a correction of your implication that most Americans get to enjoy the TV Americana lifestyle.
TL:DR; just because their standard of living is shitty, doesn't make yours good..... only better in comparison.
>>65428890
Lad, football is an American sport and I expect only Americans to watch it. /spuh/ touts that soccer is a global sport and that only Americans don't watch it on a large scale. Also, why the fuck would we give a shit what non-Americans would watch?
It's Super Bowl Sunday and I'm here for shitposting.
>>65428604
>>65429341
the first reasonable american that I've ever seen
>>65427636
>Hurpy durpy I'm a stupid hamburger that calls handegg "football".
Scene from The Rundown:
Beck: You know, back in the States, Brazil nuts like these go for $ a lb.
Mariana: Well, those fell of the tree out back. And around here, we don't call them Brazil nuts.
Beck: What do you call them?
Mariana: Well, we are in Brazil, so we just call them nuts.
This sport is called American football. We live in America. Is it starting to make sense?
>>65429528
Hurpy durpy I'm a stupid hamburger that calls handegg "football".
>>65429341
wouldn't better by comparison on a global scale be the same as "good?"
>>65429528
we call them Pará nuts
except maybe people who are from Pará, I don't know what they call it.
>>65429634
(valid point nonetheless)
>>65429609
Not really, and it's an obvious fallacy.
a C+ (79%) is better than an F(less than 60%)....... doesn't however mean it's a good grade by itself.
>>65427023
C:\Users\OP\Desktop\MyBullshit.xlsx
>>65429675
but if C+ is the best grade that exists than would a C+ not be good?
>>65429797
>but if C+ is the best grade that exists
But that's the thing; to expand this analogy, we know that A+ exists and we know that it's the thing to strive for, and this same awareness is what lets us know that our C+ is mediocre even if it's better than everyone's elses scores.
>>65429577
Is this what happens when all of your country clings to f1 drivers that die, fighters that lose, and a soccer team that gets BTFO by a nation of cucks?
This is sad, Brazil. I will weep for you.
>>65429454
What are you saying lad
/sp/ IS shitposting and football the sports equivalent of shitposting
It's a match made in heaven
>>65430560
Why are some Americans so bad at handling it?
>>65428240
Only domestic league on the list
>>65426639
>Literally only being the only domestic niche sport on that list
>Making eurocuck alliances to dethrone the king league
Rest of the world, why do you even try? You will NEVER be as big as Handegg
>>65426827
LOO
O
O
>>65426639
>cricket: watched by people all around world like India and Australia
>US football superbowl: Watch mainly in one country.
HMMMMMMM.
Fucking retards
>>65426639
>the socialist people's republic of canada
>>65431238
>too much banter
>>65435437
Which proves that hand egg is a shit sport hence why no one wants to play it. So thanks for reiterating OPs point you fucking retard.
>>65426639
The super bowl audience probably accounts for more wealth than every event listed there aside from the World Cup
