>He's going to watch SB50 by himself
>>65418222
When is it?
>>65418306
6:30 Eastern.
>>65418306
Six bongs and 36 bings
>he's going to "watch" SB50 at home
>>65418222
You're damn right, I am. My family's out of the house so I get to have peace while I drink some brews and watch the game.
It's going to be phenomenal.
>He's going to watch SBL
>>65418222
and?
but so are you
>not watching it with /sp/
>the current year
>having friends
lol
sure am
No. I'm going to listen to it on the radio by myself.
sorry
Man, that would suck. good thing I'm not a friendless dweeb, just a dweeb
Jokes on you Im not watching it at all
Sorry for existing.
>not having a Dominican gf cook a bunch of shit
>not snuggling with a spicy Latina you love
>not being maximum comfy with chicken wings and a hot pussy
>>65418866
I hope that's not her, ugly as fuck lel
>>65418222
Not more than three and a half people care about gridiron in my town, so I don't really have a choice. Moreover, I won't be watching it live, I'll torrent it tomorrow because I have to wake up early tomorrow and the owl starts @2:30 am.
>>65418913
I'll take that as you calling me handsome. t-thanks
>>65418866
>latina
looks chalk full of negro blood desu lad.
>>65418222
how do i watch the niggerbowl without having cable
all i have is internet
>>65418866
I hope you didn't take that picture with her saying you needed it for a smug reply on the shitposting section of a Burmese shadow theatre acting advice outlet.
>not drinking tons of beer and eating tons of food while watching the sb by yourself
>>65419111
im sure a friendless loser like you will stream it
>going to gf's friend's superb owl party
>can't shitpost on /sp/ now
Honestly I wish I were watching it alone.
>>65419297
did niggerbowl offend you?
>>65419405
this
not seeing /sp/'s reaction to a big moment is the worst part of being a normie
>>65419421
fuck off hanz
Who the fuck else am I supposed to watch it with?
>>65419111
You could have used google and found out that CBS is streaming it for free online.
>>65419458
nigger
>>65419087
dominicans are like the blackest caribbean country you idiot
>>65418485
That's a nice picture m8
>>65419573
what? that's not true at all. just look at the hell hole that is nigger infested haiti
Hello le reddit xDDD
>>65419151
kek
>>65419656
yeah i meant to add except for haiti on there
but dominicans are really black man
>he's going to get mad at anime images on 4chan while watching the super bowl
>get invited to Superbowl party
>tons of people will be there
>social autist
>won't get to spend it with /sp/
>He's going to watch SBL
>>65418866
You know I ain't even mad because I got a mexican gf that is cooking me enchiladas
>>65419737
Why would you want to spend time with people on this board? We're all horrible people, otherwise we wouldn't be posting on 4chan.
>>65418222
>he's going to watch SB50
>>65418913
>not taking the long view
The beauty of any female will fade. Domestic skills last a lifetime.
>>65418222
I am but I dont mind
>>65419737
desu you probably wouldn't enjoy the party anyway. If you're gonna get yourself out there you gotta start with smaller groups and something you'd be less likely to sperg out about.
I'd be watching it at a party but. I have to work. So.
>>65418866
>>65419755
>tfw autistic skinny white boy
>tfw ill never have a thick latina gf who cooks me a lot of great food
Who's participating in the ShipostBowl™ here?
ive basically done everything alone for my entire life. no single thing is going to make me feel any worse about my life than i already do
>>65418222
and?
>tfw your american sex slave wants you to take her to a bar to watch the game
good bless america
>>65419285
This. My roommate's family is in town so they're coming here...
Thankfully I have a TV and cable in my room so I can drink, watch and shitpost on sp in peace.
Fuck people.
I don't care because the patriots aren't playing. I'm completely indifferen,t might as as well be acricket match between sri lanka - india then
>>65418866
Are you 50?
>>65420134
I remember being in college trying to watch 49er playoff games with roommates/dormmates/in a party situation (I went to college during the 49ers 3 years of relevance these past few seasons)
I literally had to leave because I was almost sperging out over the fact that I was trying to intently watch the game and everyone was talking and being assholes.
When I had to stop myself from screaming for everyone to shut the fuck up I knew it was time to go
I hate people and myself
>>65418485
>1800 dollars for a matchy match of throw the ol pigskin
>>65420261
35 but spent a few years in Afghanistan. Sorry compadre.
>>65418485
>he is going to the game alone
Who here
>In India for work and have to watch the Superbowl at 5:00 am while all my international colleagues will be waking up at half time mocking me for my hand egg sport.
Also Panthers Fag here. Last time we were in the Owl I had Bronchitis and had to watch Brady come over the top of a decent performance from Jake in a separate room because my family quarantined me.
>desu I was glad everyone there were Chargershits
>>65420391
I mean to say I was glad to be quarantined because it was comfy and quiet not that I was glad that they were Chargers fans.
>>65418222
I like be alone though
>>65420317
I agree with you bro. I don't give a shit about these teams (aside from I'm hoping to watch scam get rekt)
But the last thing I want are these six assholes talking over all the game.
I hate people too. I even kinda hate my girlfriend at this point.
...pls help.
>>65420586
>girlfriend
fuck off you piece of shit
watching it with /sp/
http://spee.sportstoaster.com
>>65420618
Awhhhh baby can't into a gf? It's not rocket science bro.
Get on Okc and settle. Welcome to the dating world.
>>65418222
>He's going to watch SB50
>live in foreign country
>no one likes football
>dont even use mozzarella on pizza
but ive got you guys to watch it with me ..
>>65420745
>dont even use mozzarella on pizza
>>65418222
If I actually gave a fuck about the teams I wouldn't go to a party. But my team will never make it so party it is
Am I the only one who watches sporting events with friends, while signposting on /sp/ at the same time?
>anon stop checking your phone there is no way that many people have been texting you
>>65419874
>The beauty of any female will fade
*tips katana*
>>65418222
>implying I'm not watching it with my dog
pls no bully
>>65418222
>being so insecure about watching the Superb Owl alone
>>65420864
>watching with your best friend
I'd never bully you over that, beanbro
>watching important football games with filthy casuals
literally the worst
>>65418866
>that forehead
Are you the white Greg Oden?
>>65419111
If you have a television and an antenna, you're set. CBS is over the air, not just on cable.
