tfw catalog drowned in Amerifat "sports" edition
So LGTSS early
>Barcelona line-up (official): Bravo - Alves Pique Mascherano Alba - Rakitic SergiRoberto Iniesta - Messi Suarez Neymar
>Bench Barcelona: Ter Stegen, Vidal, Bartra, Mathieu, Busquets, Arda, Munir
Levante line up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX43fP9yQ1I&feature=youtu.be
Rossi starting
starts in 45 bings
pls levante
Morales is having an elite month btw
Happy b-day Sergi :D
who /MADRID/ here?
cant wait to laugh at you all as farca struggle to break these literally whos down until they get some refball penalty and a red card
Tsuu?
>>65411620
>>65411620
who /suarez/ here
>>65411620
Tsuu man, tsuu
Can someone explain how Spain is an hour ahead of GMT when it lies to the west of it?
>>65411684
Spain is a meme.
>>65411684
Franco-Hitler friendship, it should be 0 desu
>>65411620
>literally who fc wins lepl
>irregular kickoff time makes it so I'm watching football in the morning
Is this what Americans do?
>>65411717
Its glorious actually, watching football with my morning coffee
>no biscuits
meme potential down 20%
TSUU OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
SUAREZ
U
A
R
E
Z
>levante has 21.0 odds on them at home
kek thats a bit ridiculous
Whos got the stream boys
Sergi GOATberto, the most flexible player in the world. Prove me wrong
i stayed awake for this shit, its 6am here est
and the superb owl starts in 12 hours and i gots to go to a party at a friends place for that, hopefully this game was worth staying up for and risking sleep
>>65411797
GOATkreutz is more flexible and handsome
>>65411802
>and i gots to go to a party at a friends place for that
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>65411787
http://tugoleada.com/canal1.php
this one may work
>>65411797
>Implying
AHHAHAHAHA WHAT WAS THAT
>>65411802
>staying up for another episode of msn raping literally who
Any other city fans here watching our new players?
Can't wait for Messi and nerman next season
HOLY SHIT
REFBALL
>This defending
REFBALL
E
F
B
A
L
L
REFBALL
WAS ONSIDE
TYPICAL MADRID SCUM PAYING THE REFS
FUXK THIS
IM OUT GUYS
FuUCK THIS
Refball tbqh
Holy refball Batman.
REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALLREFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALLREFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALLREFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALLREFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALLREFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALLREFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL
On-side
>>65411823
why you mad bro?
its the best sporting event the US can offer, im gonna be drinking some beers and having a good time
>refball already against barca
Seriously though, who will stop barca from repeating the treble?
Holy fuck that refball
Based Flo greased them refs well again
>>65411851
you're just mad the bpl is shit 2bh
>>65411865
Arsenal
We'll beat them quite easily desu
>>65411865
maybe if they don't have a place to poo in loo, they will be quite immobilized
>>65411865
Gent
BASED ROSSI TO SCORE
Based Sergi
>>65411865
the refs
>Suarez still to get his first red card in Barcelona
Is this the game lads?
>>65411899
can't even touch the ball atm desu
>>65411907
Have Messi, Neymar, Iniesta or Sergi Roberto gotten reds in Barca?
>Rakishit
>>65411865
Madrid have a chance at the league and decent chances at the cl, I can see them taking one trophy, not two though
Nice show of Spanish flags in here
>>65411940
They're at the game m8
>>65411940
They tend to comment it in Marca's web
http://www.marca.com/eventos/marcador/futbol/2015_16/la-liga/jornada_23/lev_bar/
>>65411920
Don't think so
>>65411920
none of them, neymar got a couple in Santos though
>>65411920
Messi got one playing for Barça B or C
>>65411940
what? I wasn't watching, what happened?
>lel liga refs
Messi made his full international debut on 17 August 2005 against Hungary at the age of 18. He was substituted on during the 63rd minute, but was sent off on the 65th minute because the referee, Markus Merk, claimed that Messi had allegedly elbowed defender Vilmos Vanczák, who was tugging Messi's shirt. The decision was contentious and Diego Maradona even claimed the decision was pre-meditated. Messi was later reportedly found weeping in the changing rooms after the decision.
;_;
>almost 20 mins in
>we still haven't scored
>>65412002
Serves him right, fucking savages
You ask me who can stop them?
The refs
>>65412010
We scored m8 but it was wrongly disallowed
Oh we scored again
Based fucking Iniesta
>>65412010
Hmmm
AUTOGOL
>>65412002
>>65412010
>you
>>65412010
Aussie shitposting shows no limits
>paying the other teams players to score for you
>the lona of barcea
G
O W N
A
L
>you will never score with your ass
>>65412031
Show some respect m8.
Butt goal
>that subtle almost imperceptible fakeout by Iniesta making the player start and stop his run with a single flick of his feet, allowing for the pass to leave Alba unmarked
This is the epitome of footballing genius
>suareZ
Rossi is quality m8s
![bild-gomez-penis[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Wm4UTbs.jpg "bild-gomez-penis[1].jpg")
>>65412041
>you will never score a goal with your penis
Come on Suarez. Don't let Tsuman beat you to the pichichi
neymar's hair grows fast
>Rat king
fuck rossi the fucking traitor
>>65411620
Here senpai
I'm about to sleep tho night night and FUCK UEFALONA ROBALONA SCATALAN SHIT
that centerback who scored the own goal has always been one of the dirtiest players of la liga. And Levante had another one, Ballesteros who was like the dirtiest
>>65412069
>Rossi is quality m8s
Until he gets injured again. He couldn't even get minuted in Fiorentina lately so Levante could be his last effort to return to real footy (and not retire to MLS)
how is david navarro still a professional football player
also whos excited to see neville sacked in a few hours
barcelona's defense needs some fucking help
>>65412107
I hope he doesn't
Amazing play but what a horrible shot at goal
That would have been based
Vardy woulda banged in that Mahrez-esque cross
>>65412086
Navarro is one dirty motherfucker but Ballesteros was based senpai
>>65412107
Will pique be today's Alonso?
![7E7DFiL[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/4gl65wB.jpg "7E7DFiL[1].webm")
>>65412141
kek, Ballesteros' only quality was to break legs
Alves has been playing terrible in the last few months, when is Luis Enrique gonna bench him for good?
Levante have dominated us since that goal desu, if only their finishing was better
>>65412170
>no flop
i'm surprised
TROLLPOST
No luck
HOLY SHIT
Man if this was a CL match against Leicester we'd be down 5-1 by now
>The absolute state of La Liga defending
If that was ter stegen it would have been perfectly placed in the corner lel
Reminder that Messi is playing
If Ronaldo was playing he'd have scored 3 by now
![vallevante6g[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tmHyoHj.jpg "vallevante6g[1].jpg")
Fun fact: Levante are called "Granotes" (frogs in Catalan) as the team played next to the Túria river and frogs could be heard croaking. You can see picrelated frogs drawn on the entrances of the stadium.
When Barca have the ball, Rakitic and Iniesta seem to provide the width with Neymar and Messi drifting inwards. Makes Busquets'/Roberto's role even more important on the counters.
>post
This league is rigged
>satanlona
>>65412232
Thanks Spain
>>65412170
he was very tough, he had other qualities than being dirty, Navarro is shit tho
>>65412230
He did score but it was wrongly called offside
Man that kit looks so fucking horrible
>>65412232
(frogs in Valencian)
mejor asi jordi
Levante's kit is pretty nice btw
How is levante giving barca more trouble than valencia lads?
>>65412232
Do they like this nickname or is it more of an insult
>>65412230
if only it was as simple as marking messi for gary neville
![Dialectal_map_of_Catalan_Language[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Bg95ibt.png "Dialectal_map_of_Catalan_Language[1].png")
>>65412269
fuck off
Busquets in when
>>65412263
This, but they need to keep >muh catalan pride
desu Sergi Roberto can't play DM.
lmao Deyverson is quality but i swear he tries like 3 of those every game
>it's a barca plays like shit without busquets episode
>>65412314
The simple fact that they can use him to rest Busquets is good enough
![gary-neville[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dO6BlFK.jpg "gary-neville[1].jpg")
>>65412282
because this guy
>>65412288
they like it, I mean it's what they call themselves
Do foreigners know Barcelona fans are called Culers (something like "assers" in Catalan) because in the old Barcelona stadium you could see the ass of those sitting in the top row from the street?
>>65411865
>implying the treble is eve relevant without beating leicester
>>65412299
retard alert
Whats up with Valencia and bats?
>>65412341
>memes
Barca would put 5 past them
So would Madrid
>>65412282
Busquets is literally the entire system. Take him out and Barca always play like ass.
![Plataforma%20Aragonesa%20No%20Hablamos%20Catalán%201[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WX6wpi2.jpg "Plataforma%20Aragonesa%20No%20Hablamos%20Catalán%201[1].jpg")
>>65412343
blavero alert
>>65412282
Because pic related
>last place Levante giving The Best team in the world a really hard time
Bases La Liga. Parity as fuck
>>65412348
Valencia and the Balearic Islands were conquered by King James I of Aragon during the first half of the 13th century. After the conquest the king gave them the status of independent kingdoms of whom he was also the king (but they were independent of Aragonese laws and institutions). The arms of Valencia show those of James I.
The unique crowned letters L besides the shield were granted by King Peter the Ceremonious. The reason for the letters was that the city had been loyal twice to the King, hence twice a letter L and a crown for the king.
There are several possible explanations for the bat; one is that bats are simply quite common in the area. The second theory is that on 9 October 1238, when James I was about to enter the city, re-conquering it from the Moors, a bat landed on the top of his flag, and he interpreted it as a good sign. As he conquered the city, the bat was added to the arms.
In May 2013, DC Comics started a legal case against the club, claiming that the bat image contravened its trademark of the bat image related to Batman. The image, however, had been used on Valencia's logo since 1919, with Batman first published 20 years later.[11]
>>65412282
English managers can't into tactics
>>65412387
"PASS DA FOKIN BALL M8"
Reminder Levante would be a midtable team in the EPlel
>>65412334
>>65412334
And Henry proclaims himself culé, probably for his /Arse/ past
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzlAVMS0QUE
>>65412409
>Midtable
>Not top 4
just saw that Levante shot shot that hit the post....UEFAlona at it again with goals made to suit them ... baka
![2000px-Coat_of_Arms_of_Barcelona_-_Caironat_(19th_Century-1931).svg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/8lk9trr.png "2000px-Coat_of_Arms_of_Barcelona_-_Caironat_(19th_Century-1931).svg[1].png")
>>65412348
One of Barcelona's first crests also had a bat. We like Batman
>>65412387
props to the jew for the research
Who rooting for Broncos here?
![Declaraciones-de-Joan-Verdu-antes-de-enfrentarse-al-Barça-589x398[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/D94H8DO.jpg "Declaraciones-de-Joan-Verdu-antes-de-enfrentarse-al-Barça-589x398[1].jpg")
Verdu is giving an interview on Canal+. He's such a qt, I wish he was playing
>>65412492
my sister just asked if we can record the super bowl because she wants to watch the halftime show. I told her I'm not gonna let her watch any of tha obessity collide bullshit
When is the superbowl bs?
Messi is SHIT, get him off the pitch
>>65412522
What does she smell like?
>>65412545
like sweat
>>65412522
>recording Coldplay
>>65412552
That's hot. Have you ever licked her feet?
>>65412522
2bh my sis asked me if I could find out when it starts so she can wake up in time for it
>>65412553
isn't that a bit of a cuck thing? I mean having a bunch of brit faggots in such an american thing as the superb owl?
>>65412556
I know you anglos are a lot into inbreeding but that kind of thing is looked down upon around here.
>>65412522
You are a hero
>>65412560
is she a croatian qt?
>Messi in charge of being onside
era offside
METSUUUUU
>barcawinsagainlol
>>65412585
>Implying there's anything remotely sexual about cleaning your sisters sweaty feet with your tongue
>alves
>>65412522
so did my boyfriend's wife, we slapped some sense into the dumb cunt
>>65412599
>is she a croatian qt?
Ye
>Alelves
based rossi
Alves is playing like dogshit
>Le failed overhead kick man
>>65412377
this
>rossi vs pique
that united connection
did you see that shirt pulling? Navarro is a dirty cunt
>>65412642
he was told to play like an idiot so uefalona could win
Requesting pics of the GOATs tummy :3
>>65412585
>cuck thing
Contrary to popular belief, not all us Americans are obsessed with cucking. A decent amount of Brits on /sp/ watch the NFL too so it's fine.
>>65412659
deyverson always plays like that
Barcelona is ASKING for that
Finally some tiki taka
>>65412670
well, the fact that you have the concept of cucking is enough for me. That concept is non-existant here.
>>65412667
Yes
>Levante have more shots and more dribbles than Barca
![16502ce97cc6e4b460c0821f56a133b9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZvudSxS.jpg "16502ce97cc6e4b460c0821f56a133b9[1].jpg")
>>65412684
>Alves
Holy fuck just sub him already
get biscuits on already
>>65412711
>Keeping the clothes you were raped in
What a dirty slut. I'd like to rape her
>>65412712
Get alves and rakatic out and put on bidal and turan at least.
era penal
![298[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uflbcru.jpg "298[1].jpg")
>>65412696
>tfw tay tay is a couple of cm taller than me
Sub Busquets and Vidal in asap
>>65412696
EWW. DELETE THIS!
>>65412711
would that ladyboy in the background
>no overhead kick
why is he even on?
>>65412711
y-you asked for it
This is an absolute yawnfest
Why is Barca so shit?
>>65412724
This is a typical Rakitic game nowadays. Garbage.
>>65412721
>Keeping the clothes you were raped in
that's quite strange indeed
>missi
>>65412752
>that messi shot
kek
Kek
KEK
>Biscuit in
>Rakitic out
OH YES FINALLY
>>65412752
They'll kick 2 more in the last 10 minutes. They're taking this as a training drill so far.
>>65412721
>Keeping the clothes you were raped in
she was probably making out with a guy when he fondled her ass and that's probably rape for her
>>65412753
Yea I feel it's fatigue. I wish Lucho would give turan a big run of games so that he can rest and compete with him.
>that defense
How has Barca gone years with a shit defense and still won countless trophies?
>Le overweight Algerian
>>65412778
I bet on BTTS No and I'm literally trembling right now
Busquets should grow a beard, he would be more intimidating
>>65412812
he probably can't
>>65412800
70% possession
>>65412800
Score more goal
>can barely beat the team who's last
>b.. But they're so good guys
>>65412800
by having possession
>>65412799
Vidal too. Alves is done.
messi playing like azzar
>messi
has been dogshit since the injury
>it's a Barcelona play like shit in an early kick off episode
What's the purpose of these kickoff times? Foreign market?
>>65412852
Can go straight after mass and go home for siesta
>>65412812
he doesn't need to be intimidating, he has the most punchable face in football
>>65412852
Chink market I think
>>65412819
he can, but never lets it grow and has a babyface
>>65412852
China, 60M chinnese are watching it right now
>>65412852
some of us need to go to bed early for the superbowl
siestas are so based
>>65412852
yeah, so they can watch it in china and shit
>>65412857
nice memes, but people hate these kickoff times here, a few years ago all the games were on sunday at 8-9 pm
I know this happened a few minutes ago, but when will Messi stop with those fucking free kicks?
Priddy nice little ground desu
>nerman
NERMAN
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A
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>>65412878
>Sunday 8-9
Don't Spanish people have jobs to go to?
>Receive ball in box
>Do various step overs and tricks
>Lose ball
Who am I
>>65412880
you mean hes bad at them?
This nigga nermar wants to score so bad nigga pass the ball
>>65412898
Eden Hazard
>>65412880
Nerman tried in first half and he was even worse
>>65412900
yeah. messi is my boy, but his fks are trash
>>65412880
Messi is a good free kick taker
>>65412898
A player from arsenal
>>65412898
Dos Santos Aveiro
>yfw messi declines like falcao & torres post-injury
>>65412898
TSUUUUUUUUU
>>65412878
>nice memes, but people hate these kickoff times here, a few years ago all the games were on sunday at 8-9 pm
ywn again tune in to watch Ronaldinho late Sunday evening as you do homework for school the next day
>>65412936
They said this 2 seasons ago and then he had his best season ever
>>65412897
what is the problem with them being at sunday 8-9pm? you know people here have dinner at 9-10pm an go to sleep at 11-12 pm, right?
>>65412944
>yfw barca played once at midnight
>>65412912
jesus christ
>post yfw barca concede an injury time equalizer
>it's a Barcelona will have to get saved by Bravo again episode
>All this pulling shirt
>>65412912
>>65412913
>>65412999
Don't SHIT in PIT
>>65412999
is Lineker your idol?
2bh other than the valencia game barca have been shit for like a month +
![homer-do-opposite-jews-say[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OalY6ME.jpg "homer-do-opposite-jews-say[1].jpg")
>>65413018
How old is Levante's manager?
I woke up at 8 am for this
>>65413035
No. Why?
>I am a non-American who will watch superb owl today.
>>65413042
nah, Atleti-Barça was fine
