>that one woman who questions the coaches play calling
You ready for interacting with all those casuals tomorrow /sp/?
>>65409743
> Not having a SB party exclusively with a select group of friends with whom you can enjoy and discuss the game at an equal level
Just end it now, fammarino
>implying i'll be interacting with anyone tomorrow
>OMG why are they running the ball
Prepare yourself for this one
>Oh yeah, I want that BBC!
Prepare yourself for this one
>Why does the running back just run straight into the lineman where all the defense is? He never gets any yards, he should just run around the pile.
>neighbors are white trash renters that are constantly loud as fuck and always leave cigarette butts in front of my driveway
>the cord to their satellite dish hangs down on the side of their house
>as soon as it gets dark I'm cutting that shit
>they're going to get frustrated as fuck after attempting to get a DirectTV technician over on Super Bowl Sunday
>when they finally find out what happened they're going to think it's Ron from across the street after they got into a huge argument about noise last Saturday night
>mfw
been looking forward to this day for 3 months plus
>>65410018
Please film the reaction. This has potential
>>65410018
record it and put it on youtube! xD xD xD
>Everyone talks during the game
>"Shut the fuck up, Anon! The commercials are on!"
>that pretentious guy who has to make sure everyone know sports are dumb and goes on and on about how they're overpaid while soldiers only make peanuts in comparison
>that annoying guy who tells everyone to stop talking and laughing and having a good time so loudly when he's trying to listen to the game
Which guy is more annoying?
>is he the guy who really really likes women, Anon?
>>65410018
>when they finally find out what happened they're going to think it's Ron from across the street after they got into a huge argument about noise last Saturday night
>>65409743
>You ready for interacting with all those casuals tomorrow /sp/?
fucking aggravates me hearing all the dumb comments/questions
>why dont they just run that play every time
>why dont they just do that kick where they get the ball back
>why arent they going for it on 4th down?!
>>65409743
>not watching alone
ishyggt
>the people that only pay attention during the commercials
>that one faggot that tries to guess the punchlines
>why don't they just throw it deep?
>I never hear about X team, are they still around?
>well you know soccer is the real football
>why wasn't that a fumble
>why don't they pick up the ball after the qb misses
Why would you watch sports with casuals just for the sake of being there? There's plenty of social gatherings that are more acceptable.
mfw when ill be on my couch with a brew and some chips m8
heh jokes on you, I'm watching the super bowl alone
>>65409743
>implying I'll be interacting with anyone but /sp/ tomorrow
greatest feels
>>65411316
you post that reaction picture like your situation is better than his
having no friends is not something to be proud of. You're a loser who will probably be shitposting on 4chan the entire game while you fill your body up with garbage. you didn't have to tell us you'd be on your couch by the way, after all when was the last time you got off your couch? you may not have to deal with the stupid questions of friends or peers but you do have to deal with the thoughts that creep into your own mind. "why does nobody like me? why can't I make friends? will I ever I get a girlfriend? why don't I feel feelings anymore?" these questions will never be answered because you'll never amount to anything. you'll die on your couch an old man who was never loved, and who never accomplished anything.
>>65411414
>>65411316
this was just bantz btw lad don't end urself
>>65409820
THIS SO FUCKING MUCH.
Got mine in 2010. shit is awesome.
I'll be sitting home, shitposting on /sp/, best way to watch the Owl by a mile.
>>65411414
>that canadian autist who takes the bantz seriously
>successful pass play
>"Why don't they just do that every time?"
>/sp/ ruined wochin da match wiff my m8s
>flacco shows ee's mugg
"Implying 120 gorillion dollarydoodabs."
>nobody gets it
>fuckin casuals cant into banter
"I watch for the commercials, and I want to see Peyton get one more ring"
>go to GT
>sitting in the stands enjoying the game
>the retard next to me keeps yelling "throw the fucking ball"
>>65410018
D E V I L I S H
Are you guys ready for your boy Phil Simms to get the nation in an uproar every time a receiver drops a pass?
>boy I tell ya
>in today's game I just don't know what a catch is anymore
>>65410018
please keep us updated
>>65409820
>>65409820
This. Looking forward to it. 6 or 7 of my good friends who are all football fans. Tons of food, booze, and people who know how the game works. Love it.
>oh those black guys are so hawt, hubby why don't you take me to games more often
>>65410018
inb4 you and Ron run into each other at night as you both have the same idea
What's the big "controversial" SJW commercial supposed to be this year /sp/?
>>65409743
> pass interference! pass interference!!
>why do they always run into the pile
>why don't they run around everyone
>why doesn't he just throw it through the goalposts
>>65411317
hehehe m-me too....
>handegg
>>65409908
>I post cuckold memes on 4chan
>>65410060
Ron?
>>65415078
>GT
>passing
>>65415965
>I post cuckold memes on /sp/
>tfw just watching it with my dad
>hopefully some wings and beer
God tier Super Bowl watch tbqh
You mean like when people questioned the pass at the goal line which is a legit play call?
>watching super bowl with gf
>she says "Mmmm that Cam Newton is so damn sexy ;)"
What do?
>>65418003
Steal her laptop.
>How you like Cam Newton now?
>>65418003
>I post cuckold memes on /sp/
>>65416002
There is supposed to be one where a guy looks at a boxing poster and begins to workout, Cuts to his family all gathered around watching HBO excited. He comes in as one of the Ring girls in skimpy outfit holding up the round sign. The family erupts in cheering and It says "Follow your Dreams"
>>65416002
>>65417777
this
>>65410018
>tfw i'm ron from across the street
>>65419829
>our world today
>>65418003
Idk ask her son's father
>>65423037
I hope thats a regional commercial
>>65416084
>>65416155
>>65415861
>>65415078
>not watching games as a youth with your slightly deadbeat uncle with the shady past
>yfw he knew every play that was coming and every penalty that'd be called
>what's that flag mean?
>oh is that stripey guy talking
>OMG HES LIKE WAVING HIS HANDS IS HE DANCING XD
>haha this game is funny anon I don't even know what's going on!
last years owl :_;7
>>65410260
I seriously hope you guys get tuberculosis?
>>65409743
>watching it alone, again
First time wasnt bad, this time kinda hurts.
>>65409743
>that one woman who questions the coaches play calling
sounds like literally every "hardcore sports fan" guy I've ever met
>>65410018
Deus vult
>>65423929
>Implying TB is even remotely dangerous in civilized countries
>>65415996
kek
