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>>65397633
This is gonna be a great new meme, instant top 10 in the end of year meme rankings i think.
>You will never be as shrewd as Mackers
But at least you can see for 24 hours a day
ill forgot to put /bet/ in subject
been out of the thread-making game for too long
>that post
Why do people lie about the weirdest shit?
Literally cannot feel me eyes
CANNOT SPAKE
CANNOT SEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trvyWUn2VPw
>>65397715
>lying
don't underestimate the consequences of 15+ hours a day infront of the pc for the past 5 years m8
mackers body and mind are falling apart
>>65397727
>eyes
PMSL didnt you lot invent the language its "eye's"
Currently watching the Liverpool highlights to see what happened at 77 minutes
Just dangered on Sao Paulo cba
You guys are betting the house on Carolina right? I mean theres no way you're actually retarded enough to think denver will win
>>65397756
tears that's exactly what Euan sounds like, the stares at the /bet/ meetups when nobody understands him are amazing
>>65397801
Post link please
>>65397771
Tears, you're probably the mongo who thought it made sense to say "I could care less" rather than "I couldn't care less". Moron alert, moron alert!
>>65397801
>>65397827
WOW. Just realised I've responded to a Webbpost, thought you were talking about the u20s game last night, they stopped scoring after 77 minutes. PMSL my mind has been well and truly BLOWN, what a fucking coincidence, un-fucking-believable
Any info about Melgar U20 vs Sao Paulo U20 ? can we expect goals here ?
I mean , lots of them ;-)
who is on leicester to win the league
>>65397865
hope you took estrella burgos.
>>65397893
Eh, 6/7 max
2222222222
not on sao paulo
>he wasn't on Leicester DNB @4.8
Best decision in weeks to be honest.
anyone got a stream for the sao paulo game?
At least dump fit slags you weapon
>>65398041
This, unbelievable poor taste
Need janitors to save me, horrid slags have my eyesight fading
Christ Zwolle
>these tez birds
wish my eyes were playing up
Absolutely PRAYING for Sao Paulo to get to a -1.75
>>65398234
on MAHOOSIVE
333
3333333
TYBG
>>65398320
>got on just in time
UAFC
heads GONE
Sao Paulo final score predictions?
>>65398460
James Mckeown Line change up to a -1.5, just a small from there. Think people did get the -1 though was there for 2 minutes.
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>>65398460
missed it ffs
>>65398460
What a day saver tbqh, went from up four figures to down four figures today somehow then I just came back from a lovely meal with the missus to get on this, Betsafe still a goal lower by the way x
>>65398471
Reckon it's worth getting on the -1.5 from here?
>>65398497
Can you stake for me please lid x
>>65398497
Just made account and prices corrected zzz
>>65398497
Hope you went to a nice independent place and not some shitty chain.
Would there be a reason why English Championship matches wouldn't be showing up on Sportsbet (Aussie site)? They have League 1 and 2 matches even.
>>65398581
Of course, I'm not a peasant ffs. Meal was dece, 7/10 and nothing special, just a pizza place because the missus wanted it. Sitting back with a lovely glass of Torrontes now ready to watch the goals roll in x
>Went for a shit
>Penalty in first minute
Want death
Not on Sao Paulo or Pasaquina
AIR
PMSL what is the rball guy AT
Stick around for UFC in 2 hours. will be lotsa muney to make
>>65398722
tfw havn't bet on UFC after Gooz lost 90% of his bets
>>65398722
What's your hit rate like on UFC mate? Might have to follow tonight
55555555
Need some Sao Paulo goals here and I'm /comfy/ for the first time all year
>>65398962
Post slip
>>65399019
smashed
>>65399019
I know who this is. Stop posting otherwise you will be removed from the group, we've already had words about the twitter account. Consider this your last warning.
JM
>>65399062
You don't know who I am lid . x
PMSL 8 MEN
>>65397988
Neither am I
Palp incoming, one more red, right?
Cash, it's getting called off.
sao paulo absolute cunts
fifteen shots on target, 3 goals
CAN'T STOP LOSING
WON'T STOP LOSING
4 reds pmsl
I would be finding this Leicester story absolutely enthralling if it wasn't entirely possible that it ends in me being unemployed.
>4 reds
PMSL
Needs 5 reds for the match to be called off.
>>65397633
great image op mind if i save it?
HAHAHHA DOWN ON SAO PAULO AND THESE FUCKING WETBACKS CAN'T SCORE AGAINST 8 PLAYERS OR 7 PLAYERS NEED VOID, BEGGING
Need someone to post that pic of Mackers with the dressing gown cord around his neck.
90:00 AIR
Absolute scenes in PGA
PMFSL 1 MINUTE ADDED
Anyone else down from the game? Guessing they stopped trying to try and not wind the opposition up and get it called off
>>65399861
So down, can't believe it
literally frothing at these UFC odds
Is Mackers... dare I say it... back?
>>65399917
WTB?
>Sao Paulo
>CD Pasaquina
Is Jimmy Butler really that important to the Bulls?
>>65399937
He will never be back
even a broken clock is correct twice a day
Monterrey SW today is free money.
Dorados is the worst team in the league and they are pretty much confirmed to go to Second Division and Monterrey needs to win so they can keep their fans happy since they are mad that the team is being surpassed by the other local team in Monterrey, Tigres (the one with Gignac) and because they aren't winning anything.
'll go for SW but I'll wait until the odds rise, AH is really not recommended since the manager has said that he only cares about winning so they can continue as candidates for La Liguilla and it's not about making goals.
Rockets +15.5 is the GOAT value bet
Mackers "monumental" on libertad u20
Would screenshot but banned atm and streaming a film so CBA to reset router
>>65400765
What's his reasoning like?
and what film you watching?
What's the odds on the Bulls not fucking up like last night?
>>65400784
Kids with no minutes playing for independent. Libertad better than sao paulo who beat ind 8-0
>>65400822
Might as well desu
still at the stadium.
Could really do with a goal before ht
Reminder that Uruguaybro has Venezuela as being better than Paraguay in the Futsal qualifying in 10 minutes and they're on a +1.5. They only lost by one goal to Brazil in the first match who are the best team in the tournament.
>>65400979
Could really do with a goal in general
First time i've witnessed PGA move a line, and at first i thought this was going to be fixed, kek
It's all gone
>>65401022
What?
done my absolute NUT on -1.5 here
shaking like a LEAF
>>65401022
PGA move lines all the time, on pretty much every tip.
>>65401041
Big drifts and fh goal/fh win suspensions were kind of alarming, but i guess that was just the regular inplay money coming in + pga
>>65401112
True i guess, just never witnessed it myself
Where are these UFC tips SFR?
Mackers king of the slugs
Blazers/Rockets Under 217 BEYOND comfy
>>65401178
Never prestake on UFC. I'd rather keep silent than tip something that loses. So well, I'd recommend staying alert during the card.
Did Mackers actually tip this?
>>65401254
No. That's why it's going to win
>>65401254
Yes.
>>65401001
>Not coming inplay
>>65401001
Is anyone carrying this in-play?
Why is the futsal not inplay if this Uruguayan mong is being paid to go to another country to carry it? Scamming bastard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEH7ObS2oI8&feature=youtu.be
Absolutely smacked the + moved it from 1.65 to 1.65, anywhere to follow score?
>>65401432
>being able to watch something but not bet on it
shaking
>>65401487
>implying South American internet is even letting us watch it
Mackers SWEATING
>>65401728
Has he said how much he has on?
>>65401751
Nah, he's too busy keeping his eye on the ball ;')
>>65401774
>Implying he can still see
>>65400765
You're ip-banned from facebook?
Which bet was mackers on?
D A F C
A
F
C
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
SMACKING indy +1
>>65400702
ABSOLUTELY SMACKING
>>65400702
Life changing sums on this
>>65402237
your dads beer money?
Mackers on the floor
Someone just SMACKED indy
libtards btfo
>>65402380
>filename
Fuck off, Lee
>mackers
Fucking cretin, down an utter fucking cunt
mackers was on + like he was on the other side in the reserves match he tipped last night. Why do you think the line barely moved despite his 'monumental' stake?
pmsl
McComeback
11111111111
PENALTY
brains downgrade
absolutely P M S L
mackers can't buy luck
>>65402428
>barely moved
>>65402483
>monumental stake
>line moved from -1.5 to -2.25 in a low liquidity game
tiers. I bet you have more zits in your face than pounds in your bank account you smelly limp wristed leech
>>65400702
PRAYING this launches me into profit
>>65402527
Yes saying I have "zits" lends credence to your uninformed argument you fucking retard
>>65402599
I have sustained history of horrific and violent thoughts and have several times recieved counseling to repress urges destructive in nature
I'm trying to be polite, but if you talk to me like that again I'll fucking kill you
There's so much anger in here, not just anger but rage. I feel it just scrolling through the thread. People here are very unwell. No other general on 4chan has as many real world implications. We are not just discussing things but putting large sums of money on events, constant stress and tension manifests in here. It is a dastardly place.
Monterey keeper just got injured????
I literally just debacles ffs
poorfag here, thinking of making a bet on the owl. any suggestions?
>>65403154
Swerve
Alright, the first bet I'll be getting on is Grabowski SW @ 1.90. Waiting for the first round in-play though. Grabowski's a former M-1 champion, probably pretty much unknown in USA, he was 1.66 after the weigh-ins some silly punters moved his line up to 1.90. His opponent Lewis has pretty much just good power in his hands, but he quits if faced with opposition. He also openly admits that he has no ambition to be a champion or even top 10, he just wants to pay off his house debt via fighting. If you want to prestake anything, that's the only one for tonight. I'll wait for the first round.
>>65403239
On @1.94
>>65403239
On medium with the view to top up
>>65403154
My model has Carolina as 6 point favourites.
>>65402890
I've vomited everywhere
>>65403239
laying this shitty tip
poland wants to bet on his home boy LOL
LADS
I need some superbowl bets. any anons who know the market well want to suggest some good niches? Just want something to put on the game to spice it up but I wouldn't know where to start so I'm hoping to find somebody knowledgable in the thread
>>65403648
It's correctly priced. It's like asking if you should choose red or black on a roulette. Just pick something around evens if you're only betting to make it interesting. Any opinions you receive are less informed than the people who set the price.
>>65403637
Don't shit-talk Polan he has been based of late.
>the market for who is going to score anytime is available in the Monterrey match
>tfw I didn't check since it wasn't available yesterday in the Tigres match
>scroll down and I see it's available
>mfuckingfw
>yesterday I LITERALLY said that Gignac and Funes Mori were a goldmine to score in their respective matches
>that wasted odd that was probably above 2 for Funes Mori and maybe above 5 if combines with Gignac, if he was available yesterday
FUCK. THIS. SHIT.
>>65403721
Seems sadly logical.
>>65403721
> Any opinions you receive are less informed than the people who set the price.
Sums up /bet/ tbqh
>>65403748
get off his dick you bubblegum babby
>>65403855
252 x 1.9 is 478.80
>>65403855
numbers look awful suspicious there lid
>>65403892
ask bet365, must be a 3rd decimal
e.g. 1.905
>>65403892
>>65403912
metaKnight e x p o s e d
>>65403855
>placing a $2.52 bet and removing the decimals
PMSL
>>65403990
F R A U D
>>65403990
ITS OVER
METAKNIGHT IS FINISHED
>>65403990
This.
Sad thing is 252 CAD is about 90 quid. Metaknight literally paint jobbing a slip for that tiny stake pmsl
>>65403990
E X P O S E D
>>65403855
I've only been on /bet/ for a few months but why does this guy even post?
Does he do anything at all other than be a bellend?
Also, someone recommend me a comfy funny outdoorsy/camping movie like the Great Outdoors or Bushwhacked or something
>>65404127
Into the Wild. It's not a comedy though.
Puebla vs Atlas BTTS @ 1.9
>>65404127
I do really enjoy his banter tbqh, one of my favourite trips regardless of his shite babby staked bets.
Also, The Kings of Summer is GOAT material
LOL
you caught me boys...sort of
Well, shit. That wasn't good at all.
Grabowski B T F O
>>65404173
Seen it m8, loved it when I first saw it
Also yeah I've seen Moonrise Kingdom
>>65404183
>The Kings of Summer
Didn't expect this to be as good as it was.
>dat soundtrack
>>65404179
Holy shit based Mexico, scored as I was staking
>>65403990
E X P O S E D
X
P
O
S
E
D
>>65404179
weeeeeeeeewww, only 2 minutes later Atlas scores
Literally free money.
>>65404213
>D. Lewis
>Derrick Lewis
SMACKS of fraud
metaKnights head has gone
POLAND NO
>>65404217
>>65404305
Did he get KO'd?
>>65404265
UTTERLY SLEUTHED
>>65404245
try The Beach. pretty comfy
>>65404332
Yes. That's why I said I'm waiting for the first round always. Grabowski was done 30 seconds in.
>>65404356
Been meaning to watch that one, cheers
>>65404245
Stand by Me is a favourite of mine, real rollercoaster
>>65404373
please give more tips for me to lay
who you on Noons or Burkman?
>>65404329
You can see the spaces where the period we m8 its too late
>>65404464
you seem incredibly stupid. it's amazing that you can remember to breathe.
>>65404431
You'll never come close to my record in UFC betting. Spare yourself embarassment.
>>65404213
PMSL
Imagine placing, and POSTING an edited $2.52 bet @1.90 and then placing and NOT POSTING a ""legit"" $200 bet @1.83
It's over lad, give it up.
>>65404515
post your tip PLEASE
On Burkman LARGE
Got my electricity bill due money on Lakers +11.5
>he didn't get on warriors in the first quarter while down
>>65397805
going to put 1k on ml, $25 fp on orange gatorade
Looks like you'll be in the dark for the next few weeks lid
>>65405297
Tears!
Meant for>>65405233
>>65404920
Hup, hup and away!
Sean Spencer is free money
metaKnight bigger fraud then brasil
>>65405701
*than
>tfw only have $200 on warriors ml at $0.50
>tfw not bankrolling is the -ev option
Thanks Brooklyn
Spencer re-opened at 2.75 quick
>>65406249
Pyle looking the better fighter still, really stung him with that right hander. Spencer seem lost, can see the judges siding with Pyle on this one tbqh
Spencer up 1 round, 2 round's a toss up. Spencer's at 2.75 is value
how the fuck are lakers leading in the 4th
>>65406302
Yeah, terrible night.
>>65406249
>>65406318
Spencer absolutely BTFO in that last round. Could really tell he's been out for over a year. Pyle's experience showed.
K O B E
O
B
E
Bankrolling Cirkunov - Be surprised if this lasts longer than two minutes
>>65406530
1.12 in decimals?
>for what purpose.jpg
>>65406632
>>65406530
Tears! It is late lad, I meant to win in round 1 @1.53
eyes gone
>>65406530
tears
>>65406685
bad night amirite
>>65406685
Down.
Nicholson's a resilient fucker! Cirkunov happy to play the long game, wouldn't be surprised to see this go the distance t b h
>>65407012
Ffs, I'm going to sleep
>had $500 on spurs ml when they were down 1
>game becomes close but >lelkers
>don't grab rebound and lose
god bless kobe for making it close so I can get some muggy money
>he missed GS SW @ 1.74
>>65407918
got on close to it during the first quarter, lost confidence when it became tied desu
but shame on me for doubting the best team which is literally undefeated at home and trusting >blunder to beat them
cheeky hunnid isn't too bad though for a lot less sweating
>>65407918
>only put a large on GSW ML @ 1.55
need to put more faith in the meme team
45 consecutive home regular season victories for the warriors
South Melbourne -0.5 worth a stake
>>65408312
do you mean that's what you think they'll get to?
because they are currently on 41
Who /Avs/ here?
>>65408615
going small on the ML I guess.
so which one of you is Mackenzie Ferguson?
>not getting on Roy Nelson by decision @ 13
who /Arsenal/ here?
Bookies are being very good with their lines
Despite my tiers being absolutely correct, it seems the tournament is going insane
Brazil struggled to beat Venezuela, yet they got destroyed by Paraguay
This tournament is all about the big pluses, yet they're giving 1-2 goal differences
I wish I had one of you guys around here watching the matches with my inputs and also cheating the bookies, we could be millionaires even though I'd probably get found out, fired and my family killed by chinese mafia
Oh and also in the hostel the loud liberal american girl was hitting so hard in the arab looking israelite. You couldn't make this shit up
>>65410125
I now support Leicester
AC Milan + Barca + Juve + Napoli @ 2.53 t b h, money back up to $100 if 1 fails if you live in Aus with access to Sportsbet
what happened to comfy night /bet/? my god i leave the thread for a week and it's in shambles.
how is febrUACy going for everyone?
anyone got any good mainstream tips? Who are we liking to win the owl tomorrow?
>>65410703
medium on the Broncos handi tbqh
I'm only betting on it because it's the owl. I can't really see much value in it purely from a betting perspective.
>>65410724
yes but i think i will put 500 on denver ML
>>65410760
Don't you mean 5?
>>65410781
No, in this meta is saying he will bet an amount larger than his regular punt of 100.
>>65410145
Down a fucking cunt on Venezuela +
>>65410856
This. F R A U D
This Sunday is crying out for an acca tbhlids
First 4 replies decide /bet/'s official Sunday acca
All bets must be well thought through and above 1.7 odds
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1. Chelsea -0.25 1.8
>>65411444
Arsenal SW
>>65411444
Real Madrid -1.5
>>65411444
AEK SW @2.25
>>65411444
Barcelona -2
>>65411444
What does this -0.25 mean
