FA Cup highlights show.
Starts in just under a bong.
>Hansen
>>65269889
>Not motd
Is it the same program though?
>>65269933
Not really sure desu m8
What do you lads think of the tune?
https://youtu.be/k_OKd0Uo3yw
>>65270438
It's a classic mate. /mu/ approved.
friendly reminder that britain is a joke
>>65270486
>Scotland
>not putting the starting time
fuck you OP you fuck, now I have to literally unironically google it
>diehard on bbc three
sorry lads
>>65270438
Bangin' chune that
give us manure or arseshit next round
>>65270594
back to your autism thread you freak
>>65270638
>abmc already can't contain his tears
>>65270678
>>65270687
>has a few more days left on this earth before turkey nukes his country
>decides to spend it obsessing over an anonymous poster on 4chan
not dutch city fan btw
>>65270678
>abmc
i support man city but you're a fucking degenerate, kill yourself
ORDER
1. Portsmouth v Bournemouth
2. WBA v Peterborough
3. Arsenal v Burnley
4. Aston Villa v Man City
5. Colchester v Spurs
6. Shrewsbury v Sheffield Wednesday
7. Liverpool v West Ham
8. Forest v Watford
9. Derby v Man Utd
10. Round-up of remaining games
>>65270557
>with a vengeance
lel
>>65270728
where were you when we were shit m8
>>65270728
He was okay until people paid attention to him, now the little shit makes it impossible to watch/discuss city here
>>65270730
>fourth
fuck off abmc media
>>65270765
Oh and this >>65270768
is blatantly someone pretending to be the cunt for attention
This going to be fun
>>65270765
everyone hates him but the autist cant take a hint
>synthwave
fuck yeah
>Gabby
I'm out lads
Not a good sign when you start the show with highlights of last years matches
>dodgy joy division knock off
>that running order
>muh shit league two team "giant killing" shit championship team or whatever
Don't give a fuck. I'd rather watch the good football like Arsenal or Spurs first. I'm not staying up for this shit
>>65270815
The Cure? You're surely joking lad.
MCNUTTS
>Jermain Jenas
>Top dog
lel
>>65270807
my winky's out
Amuses me that Gary and Alan have infinitely better things to do than piss away their Saturdays on FA cup diddy games. While Jermaine Jenus will take absolutely any air time he can get.
>>65270838
my winky smells desu
4 wanks since i last showered
>>65270827
Yeah put the highest pair of teams on with a gripping 0-0
>>65270878
Spurs won 4-1
why are they showing these irrelevant teams first
>>65270906
underdog scored
>>65270911
but they lost anyway
>>65270890
Against Colchester. What's interesting about that?
The highest pair of teams were Liverpool Vs west ham.
I must admit watching Portsmouth again brings good memories. too bad they fucked up.
>>65270906
Muh underdogs. BBC keep telling us how romantic the cup is
>>65270906
>underdog scored first
>south coast derby
>one was shit and now good, and the other did the opposite.
>>65270925
So? At least we'll see good goals and good football from a relevant team.
City won 4-0.
Why wouldn't I want to watch those first instead of some shit team causing an "upset" against another shit team
>>65270925
>What's interesting about that?
The player having a seizure was pretty interesting. Hopefully they show it. And if not - https://streamable.com/j1zf
>>65270947
what upset? the underdogs lost
>>65270947
Because Manchester City are a boring cancer club with no fans, and you can watch them BTFO of Villa at least twice a season anyway.
>>65270730
No Bolton v Leeds?
>>65270947
>"upset"
You mean cupset, m8.
>losing to Shrewsbury
>>65270974
lel and they call us bitter
>>65270947
You are a shit fan of football
Poleaboo hopes dreams of City doing the quadruple are still on
>>65270947
man city have no fans, literally no one gives a shit about man city
>>65270947
You would rather watch a one sided blowout than a competitive derby just because you know the names of the players on one team?
Maybe you're just not that into sports mate.
Gary Roberts has the same speech impediment as Harry Kane.
>got the 3 points
fucking scripted interviews
>>65270951
Wow, one guy walks away with a cut head the other is having a seizure on the floor.
>>65270976
>round up of remaining games
>>65270947
I get your point but you're not having to wait that long.
3 POINTS
>>65270988
literal lies
they are the neutral club
>http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/10146497/european-club-association-discuss-champions-league-changes
Rules changes coming into place in 2 seasons time will allow Man Utd, Liverpool and Chelsea to qualify for the CL no matter where they finish in the League that year, at the expense of any teams with smaller budgets that finish in the top 4
>>65271028
>they are the neutral club
>still trying to push this shit
>>65271051
Everyone talks about their attractive football
>>65271041
>irrelevant clubs trying to beg for money
lel
>That Westley bantz
Ebin
>>65271041
What a joke
Where were you when Peterborough manager died?
BANTER
>>65271041
Won't happen mate
They're just pulling the usual super league horeshit
Who wants to watch a super league with united, liverpool and ac milan whilst everyone else is just in the CL
>>65271041
Not an accurate summary unless you linked the wrong story.
that was actually really funny
>>65271098
Yup, complete bullshit clickbait summary. Fuck off
Jesus, Saido is so overweight. JUST
>>65271041
Jesus fucking Christ that's disgusting.
>>65271107
Timing was impeccable
>don't sell beharinho
>manager doesn't want him
>whine that he's wasted his time
State of west brom's chairman
>>65271041
>waaaaaah clubs with smaller budgets are outperforming us
Fuck off you cunts, never gonna happen.
what's up with shearer's voice?
>>65271159
The summary of the story is bullshit. More like it more more clubs would qualify from England and fewer from Spain.
poleaboo is going to drink some ironbru
uh guys theres a massive dent in his head?
Berahino is playing good because he knows Spurs won't take him now.
Is Hartson suffering from windy pops?
Mad cunt.
>>65271185
Playing well.
So can City do the quad?
>>65271217
no champs league and they'll drop the fa cup if still in title race and europe
why is Arfield so goat lads? Man United should sign him.
>>65271204
Well i'm not even american, for some reason i have an american flag.
>Gibbs tackling coquelin
kek
>>65271178
He had to have cancer chopped out of his brain.
>aresenal player diving to try and stop play
Can someone explain why a footballer would wear fingerless gloves?
>>65271259
really? fucking hell thats grim
>Arsenal players all have to wear the same sleeve length as the captain
Cosiest club
EMPTY
M
P
T
Y
SEATS
E
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T
S
>>65271299
>flamini got fined for cutting his sleeves
Fucking hell Walcott.
Fucking hell.
>red card tackle on ur own player
>arteta faking injury
>walcott fluffing a 2v1
classic walcott
>>65271299
>really? fucking hell thats grim
It was actually bollock cancer:
>In July 2009 Hartson received chemotherapy after being diagnosed with testicular cancer which had spread to his brain. It was later reported the cancer had spread to his lungs and that he remained in a "critical condition" following emergency surgery.
You could say he's a dickhead.
>>65271281
Because he's a wanker
This woman at my work says her son has a Real shirt, Barca shirt and Man City shirt, all short sleeved, and wears gloves whenever he has a kickabout. I told her he sounds like a twat.
>>65271336
>You could say he's a dickhead.
Because bollocks are a dick???
Iwobi was decent today. Shame he declared for Nigeria.
The BBC is so pathetically biased towards the London clubs. El Meme had a mediocre game at best, yet they keep rimming his filthy refugee anus.
>>65271336
Epic joke 4chan! Hahahahahahahaha
>>65271330
140k pw
>>65271309
rightfully so fucking vagabond
>>65271176
>>65271098
>>65271112
Actually Sky are twisting the words of the actual story as they're in favour of it. There's a much better article about it on The Times that I intended to link, but sadly it's behind a paywall.
>>65271357
england has enough pacy black lads
LE NEW SIGNING
>>65271357
Nigeria could be real good soon, their youth is insane
>>65271354
Is not so much gloves, I understand the need to keep your fingers warm, but why wear fingerless gloves? Is Sanchez needing to bait a fishing hook during the first half or something?
finally a real club on
only took 30 mins bbc abmc fucks
>>65271390
kek
>>65271390
subtle
>le snake man
>the 1-1 game was 10 years ago
Fuck, I remember watching that live
>miles better than martial
>70 million quid cheaper
>>65271390
>their youth is insane
It pretty much always is. Then most of them suck once they get to senior football.
>booing Delph because he was smart enough to leave Villa before they imploded
>the state of sterling's hair
inb4 Sterling hands in transfer request before realising that no one else on the planet will pay him this much
Bacuna kept hitting sterling for no reason lel
>>65271425
not sure city are in any state to talk about money spent
>>65271432
The youth is only just developing now
Ihenacho is the best young player in the UK
>>65271458
typical dutch cuck
Not a fan of City but fucking hell, it's hard not to love Zabaleta.
>>65271436
Most likely more due to him being a cunt. Don't give some speech about how there's no loyalty in modern football, and you're different, before moving a few days later
>>65271469
>Ihenacho is the best young player in the UK
'no'
>>65271486
literally impossible
man citys new black youth meme actually looks quite good desu
possibly the easiest hattrick ever
Ihenachos rise should pretty much force us to sell Bony
>>65271467
Not spent much recently
100m on 2 world class players is fine
facts about kelechi iheanacho
>he was born in 1996
>his middle name is promise
>he plays for manchester city
>he is the son of lenny henry
>he won the fifa U17 world cup playing for nigeria
>>65271490
Yeah, let's be fair, you can leave a team with no ill will, but the way Delph did it was one of the single worst ways even if it was the right move for him.
Off to Carlisle v Everton tommorow, should be a lot of goals.
>3 goals
>same celebration on all of them
sort it out
>>65271491
go ahead name a better one
>Villa
>>65271486
All City players are loveable, strong characters
>>65271436
Villa have imploded because all their good players left. Delph has started like 4 league games all season.
>>65271514
Hope you're a Carlisle fan then. I've got that marked down as a potential cupset.
>>65271510
>kelechi iheanacho
> Went to Wikipedia to check if he actually is the son of Lenny Henry
>>65271519
Alli or Bellerin
>>65271516
It looked like quite a MUSLIM celebration to me.
>>65271547
>Alli
will be struggling on loan to a championship side in 3 years' time
>>65271510
Last season I kept hearing his name and just assumed he was Japanese
>>65271545
He's actually the son of Ainsley Harriott
>>65271535
>Hart - "I might never catch the ball but I'll always make that leap of faith"
>Kompany - "I need to be strong.....for my team" - Kompany on the night of City's historic FA Cup win, his baby daughter had died 2 hours earlier
>Kolarov - "I stare into the eyes of every player I tackle, I have yet to meet one who didn't flinch"
>Otemendi & Roberts - "The war only stopped when the football started" - on their recollections of the Falklands War
>Sagna - "When I arrived here my living arrangements had not been completed but I was allowed to sleep at the stadium by Galassi, I have never fallen asleep so quickly in my life, that was when I knew I was home"
>Zabaleta - "Even in the darkest of failures, a man can sleep. But for the man who fails to give his all, his mind cannot rest. Ever"
>Demichelis - "When you give 100% you play with fire, you might destroy your opponents or you might get burned"
>Fernando - "Everyone at the Etihad is my brother, everyone" - Fernando on his Afro-Brazilian-Nationalist past
>Toure - "When I was at Olimpiacos I was a nigger, when I was at Barcelona I was a proud black man but at Manchester City I am simply Yaya"
>David Silva - "I love women, I love football, but if I had to choose, I'd die a virgin"
>Mangala - "Ooogu, boogu, bingo, bongo......sorry, were you expecting something else?"
>Richard Wright - "It's sad that the fans will never know just how much we love them"
>Fernandinho - "As long as a man has two feet to kick a football, he'll never be poor"
>>65271563
Sadly. For the English national team anyway, couldn't care less about Spurs.
>>65271535
>mfw 2011-12 season
>mfw most of Britain were celebrating when City, a team of foreign mercenaries won the league United who at the time had the biggest home-grown squad in the league
Literally scum, the lot of you.
>>65271547
pfhahahahhahahaha
>>65271569
So Lenny Henry is his uncle?
>>65271576
>Delph - "I didn't leave Villa cheaply, most players would pay to play for City"
>Clichy - "Born with this skin I was always told I was cursed, if that was true then this Manchester City shirt was the answer to my benediction"
>Bony - "They say slavery is dead but at Swansea I was just that, a slave dreaming off death. Manchester City FC doesn't "buy" players, it frees them and unleashes their potential"
>Sterling - "As a kid in Jamaica I dreamed of being the next Usain Bolt. As a teenager in England I dreamed of being the next David Beckham. When I arrived at the Etihad, I realised I was the first Raheem Sterling.
>De Bryne - "I was shocked when I heard MCFC had paid £55m for me, I told Shiek Mansour that it was too much, I wasn't worth such a stupendous fee. That charming man though just grinned, looked me in the eyes and declared "Are you kidding, Kevin? Don't you know Manchester City players are priceless."
>Navas - "Faster, faster, faster, it's all I ever think about, one of these days I travel through time"
>Nasri - "I am happy to take on all the abuse from the supporters because it means my teammates don't have to"
>Lampard - "Oi, oi, where your towers?" Lampard harassing American tourists at the airport during 9/11
>Aguero - "The greatest moment of my life" - Aguero claiming that scoring the winning goals against QPR were more important to him than the birth his child and his wedding
>Pellegrini - "Not every parents child can become an engineer but I am proud of my children nonetheless, they represented their father with passion and I know they tried their best to live up to my expectations" On his sides loss to Barcelona, referencing his son who killed himself after failing to get into Engineering school
>>65271543
No but they're the closest football league club to where I live, just going with my brother because he's an Everton fan but in the paddock with Carlisle fans
>>65271586
There's nothing good about home grown teams when they're all just poached from other academies
Pretty unimpressive hattrick
>>65271586
over United*
>>65271586
>mercs
If you knew anything about City and their players you'd know how wrong you were
It's nice to see Chadli picking up where he left off desu.
Aww they didn't show the seizure.
>>65271576
>Otemendi
>>65271596
Hope you get ousted and shit kicked out of you lad
>>65271619
Still doesn't change the fact that it's sad that most of the UK were happy that a team of foreigners beat a predominantly British squad.
>>65271576
>Falklands War
In all seriousness, do you not think it's a bit awkward for the Argentinian lads in the club at times, living here? I always wonder about that, especially with them having a Chilean manager as well.
>not showing the murder
shame on you bbc
Jermaine Jenas is two years older than Wayne Rooney yet looks ten years younger
> White genetics
>>65271645
Used to be in a non-league firm, I'll ave the lot of them.
>>65271649
Probably no less awkward than Israeli players in the Bundesliga.
>>65271663
Proof that black does crack.
>>65271647
Guess Britain isn't as racist as you
>>65271649
Aguero in particular is a good lad, loves it in the greater Manchester area
>>65271647
It was just nice to have a change from fucking Man united or Chelsea every single fucking year. I don't actually want them to win anything ever again though.
>>65271683
Proof of black doing crack was when Craig Charles was caught honking it up in the back of a cab that time.
>>65271676
>Jew
>Sports
>>65271675
what firm lad maybe we had some run ins in the past
>>65271683
It's proof of the exact opposite.
>>65271711
There's a Jew playing for Ingolstadt.
>>65271724
There were 2 Israeli players in Dortmund in the 90's that went AWOL and nobody knows where they are now.
Football league on channel 5 gets below 300,000 viewers
>The magic of the FA Cup
If they keep saying it we might believe it
>gabby logan will never show us her cock
M A G I C
>>65271768
doubt fls got that more
Pigs BTFO
they call me nas im not your legal type of fella
>tfw im a sheffield wednesday fan
>MICKY MELLON
What a name
>>65271793
It did actually
People would happily watch it in the background after MOTD
But there are better options at 9pm
>>65271769
The larger teams have gotten smarter and realised they need to field a strong side instead of relying on youth, unless they want to drop out that is. I know it's a bit of a first world problem but I do worry about the youth system nowadays because when will kids in larger teams get a fair chance in games? I know they're paid well but there's still a lot of genuine talent just festering.
>not giving this garbage game 20 seconds at the end.
Why are the BBC such Bindipperpool cum guzzlers?
>>65269889
>Putting the shit heap that is the 0-0 L'pool match before the Hull game
Fuck off beeb
>>65271820
Not as good as Max Power. Or Randy Lerner.
>>65271768
Reminds me of when ITV got the MotD rights for The Premiership.
>>65271883
TACTICS TRUCK
>>65271883
>30 minutes less football
>big team bias to the point that a 4-0 or 3-3 still went on last
>>65271883
LETS GO TO ANDY WHOSE RIDING THE TACTICS ELEPHANT THIS WEEK.
>>65271883
Didn't they put it on around 7pm or something? Not realising that people like highlights to be shown at cosy o'clock on a Saturday
>>65271831
what?
casualty?
>>65271933
cosy o'clock all tucked up in a blanket with some hot chocolate and sweets
>>65271933
It got less viewers than the weakest link which was on at the same time
fucking hell
>>65271960
no mate, hearty ales and a fucking big pizza
>I would be on a break
He wouldn't though.
>>65271951
C4 movie, Take Me Out, X-Factor, The Voice, ITV Drama, that sort of stuff
>This Scouse commentator
>Liverpool play shit
>It's everyone's fault except Liverpool's
They have the same victim complex as Jews. It's incredible.
>>65271982
Blanket, ales and crisps
>>65271951
>Not watching Take Me Out religiously and shitposting in the /tv/ game threads
smdh
>>65271883
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY
>Klopp picks a team not good enough to win
Is pissed off that they have to play a replay
>>65271982
What's your hearty ale?
>NOT WAT
>NO TWAT
>>65272002
Wouldn't be surprised if one day they started crushing Tranmere Rovers fans in the name of lebensraum
How's the gestalt been this week lads?
>>65272056
>>65272074
Yea, but Tranmere started it
>>65272098
Hearty as hell there. London Pride here
>>65272099
The bible says that reds are the chosen people and have an inherent right to Birkenhead
time for verbal blowjobs for rooney
>>65272186
nah chuba akpom is gettin some
fuck off talking about leeds you slag, theyre shit.
>>65271647
You're just salty united didnt get to walk the league again
kys
>>65271647
>United walk the league once again
Pretty boring desu
