0-0
Liverpool are shit
when did Edgar Davids come out of retirement?
Wahwahwah ABL
manu game tier so far
3rd for Brannagan MOTM desu
>allen
football
>>65266999
Trips dont lie
Stopped watching at halftime 2bh ladfams, gf simulation is better.
>welsh pirlo
>clyne a shit
West h/a/m report in
Who /dsg/ here?
>it's a corner that doesn't beat the first man
fuggin ell
How many times will Liverpool cheat? Fucking hell.
liverpool will NEVER score from a set piece ever again
unless its a pen
We are the best team in the world , la.
>>65267032
>minutes played
>3
>>65267045
ma nigga
>>65267056
>implying we'll ever get a pen again
>>65267056
Literal MLS tier crosses
I have the highest (you)'s per comment ratio out of anybody on this board.
>Payet
How do you pronounce texxiera?
>>65267073
I'll wait to see the opta stats first
Wheres a good website to buy football jerseys for not 90 god damn dollars?
Dear Anonymous 4chan poster #65267073
I pull a 1/5 regularly, git gud.
@65267073
Doubt it
I miss Bog Sim's West 'Am ;_;
>>65267083
Tear-sharer
>>65267083
Tay-schay-rah
>>65267083
Te-cher-a
>>65267083
you pronounce it
"givedaballawayalot"
>>65267083
tesseract
>>65267083
Tex Mex
>>65267083
Tez-year-ah
Was he right?
>>65267083
Tekchchchch zeira
>>65267083
Thurr-tee-five-mill-ee-ons
Reminder that Steven Gerrard literally slipped to gift Man City the title, his wife was shagging a drug dealer called Pancake, and none of his kids are his.
JUST
>>65267083
texico
hmm that's a nice 5th rendition of slippy g by the west ham fans there
might want to come up with a few of their own songs so they don't have to go back to singing you'll never get a job and is this a library again
How do you pronounce Allen?
>Shearer
>>65267136
Ah Layne
>>65267131
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>65267083
lit-ter-ally h-oo
>>65267123
yes. Gas the kikes.
>>65267015
>you now remember edgar davids had a stint at barnet back in 2013
>3 red cards in 8 games
>>65267096
>>65267097
look at you fags scared to prove me right
here's your (you)'s, you'll never catch me up.
how do brits assign nicknames like
Tezz, Gazza, Jezz, etc.
seriously lads I don't get the hype for klopp
he lost to united at home
conceded 4 goals to norwich
lost to stoke at home
can't even beat west ham
what is going on???
>>65267136
Jesus
>>65267136
cha-vee
>plays advantage when the only option was going back to our own goal
how can refs be so stupid
>>65267136
welsh xavi
96 wasnt enough
>>65267157
>our
REFBALL
>>65267157
they've never played the sport
they're those knobs at school who thought they were above sports
oh look, drunk english "people" are singing another variation of when the saints go marching in. Where have I seen this before?
>>65267153
Doesn't matter how good the manager is. If the players are shit, you can't get much done.
how do you pronounce ABL?
>>65267133
>>65267130
>>65267128
>>65267122
>>65267115
>>65267112
>>65267110
>>65267109
>>65267103
The commenter in my frog stream doesn't get it right eiher.
>>96
>benteke
>west ham beat liverpool A twice
>dominated by liverpool C
describes their season desu
>>65267179
Ar-bill
>>96 WNE
>Benteke
people think billic is a good manager
he's using his last sub with 20 minutes still remaining
Settle a bet for me lads, is this 2muchass?
>>65267179
ei-bi-el la'
>>65267152
there's an official committee on your council estate
Benteke is fucking shit
Do you think Benteke has brain damage?
>Benteke literally cost £32.5m
> Liverpool with the sneaky 1-0 win
>>65267200
Too much
>>65267200
Dunno but it's probably cellulite city
>>65267179
a-ball
>>65267200
needs more ass on my face
right, West Ham have no more subs
go in hard lads
>>65267203
every forward that goes to liverpool is shit. except suarez
remember when evertonians thought Jelavic was better than Michu?
>>65267207
me on the left
>>65267217
didnt know sam allardyce posted on spo
>>65267211
Ireland on suicide watch
>Dimitri
>Michail
>both black
>>65267221
Sturridge is great but injured, Ings is good but injured, Origi got a hat trick but got injured
>>65267207
wife looks kinda lewd here.
w-who took the picture?
>>65267221
>Torres
>fit Studge
even
>Owen
>>65267207
whats the bets stevies daughters get blacked out there in the states?
>>65267207
>camping chair in the living room
You can take the scouser out of Liverpool but you cant take the Liverpool out of the scouser
>>65267210
For you
Would he be ABL to save Liverpoo, lads?
>>65267238
>Slavs
>White
HELP ABKZ"
>>65267207
Love to see this as a BLACKED scene
I'm addicted to weird asmr videos and big ass, how do I combine the two hobbies?
weird, is that more refball
>>65267207
>Stevie is brunette
>All his kids are blonde
I'm suspicious desu lads.
This girls built like a horse
>>65267250
They're in LA which is a pretty segregated city so I dunno
>>65267255
perfick
>Allen trying a bicycle kick
Is this real life?
wtf is tht nigga tryina do
>>65267267
stevie is dark/dirty blond
when he was younger his hair was lighter
you must be colorblind
come on, how can you not fucking score from all these chances
>>65267285
we have the second worst conversion rate in the league la
>good morning anon
>>65267274
Is she Brazilian?
My mum's Brazilian
>>65267264
ASMR farts
weird, is that even MORE refball
>>65267255
who this
![3749232984_9d18fae08a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BSzIoQr.jpg "3749232984_9d18fae08a[1].jpg")
>>65267267
>>65267274
I wish to breed her
Fucking hell benteke....
HOW DO WE NOT SCORE?!
>Benteke
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""BENTEKE"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
How does he not score or pass or fucking anything there.
>ben keke
>>65267296
Surprisingly i think shes english.
what the fug
How the FUCK can nobody shoot away from a goalie
Fook sakes
kek Allen actually believing he's world class
>>65267264
there is a brazilian girl, bella asmr i think, that teased with some of her booty on one vid
Do you score points if you hit the ball against the man in green?
>£32m
Wow, Rodgers must have been a complete retard.
WHAT THE FUCKING CHRIST HELL FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE JESUS
>>65267332
>implying he isn't
William Randolph Hurst in goal for the 'Ammers
>Benteke
THE ENTIRE FUCKING BOX WAS OPEN, JUST DON'T SHOOT AT THE KEEPER
Please take benteke off
Ojo when?
ojo when?
>these delayed streams
>>65267347
Post more then senpai
Ojo when
If you get five shots to hit the goalkeeper do you win a goldfish?
>not wearing your shorts like a normal fucking person
Who the fuck is Jack Wolfskin?
>British actress and model Iskra Lawrence was born in Worcestershire, England to a Northern Irish mother and an English father.
>Northern Irish
Irelands worst enemy
How do I get her to sit on my face?
lads I've been in a relationship for a year now, but I wanna be back with my ex. Pretty sure she's got a new boyfriend and it's been just over 2 years since we broke up. Wat do?
Can't wait until Klopp fucks Benteke off in the summer. Such a shit "striker". It actually offends me how shit he is.
>>65267347
She aint. Shes called iskra isabelle lawrence
>>65267370
>>65267369
I want that lad to score again so we can all spam OJOJOJOJOJOJOJO
>>65267327
I firmly believe the modern player has become so obsessed with technical bullshit and playing FIFA that they forget to actually just hit the ball.
If Messi is through he just passes the ball into the net, he very rarely fucks it up. All you have to do is sidefoot the thing, it makes me rage when they sperg it up.
>>65267380
get the triads on your ex so even if you want her she will be dead and so remain faithful to your gf
>>96
>>65267378
plays for arsenal lad, bones made of rich tea biscuits
>>65267379
>Those hips
Shes literally the perfect woman
>>65267385
>we
>>65267369
>>65267370
seconds apart lol
>>65267384
yeah i replied to the wrong post
texeira no.2 when?
>replacing one 3 letter blackie for another
What are Jurgen and Slaven chatting about lads?
>tfw no stream
halp. i dont know how acestream....wtf is this shit.
>>65267401
>she's fat
She seems nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4uQzDga61I
>can't beat wet spam at home
milk cup winners la
Who West H/a/m here?
>>65267422
>Hue mad af that this bunda isnt brazillian
>>65267413
In the summer and even then Waxtap will jew you for even more money.
totally not worth it tbqh
Is this the magic of the cup™ I've been hearing so much about lads?
>>65267379
>NORTHERN IRELAND
>98.3% White
England will never know this feel again of having no pakis about the place
>>65267395
would rather sick them on her dopey as fuck looking bf tbqh
>>65267401
a little bit chunky wouldn't you say? fun project though to try and get her fitter.
>>65267421
Acestream is malware.
As you get older testosterone levels decrease
if your test levels are low your spatial awareness is worse
in other words if you're 40+ and a referee (or a woman) you need fucking sacking
>>65267380
pay triads to kill her bf and your gf, console each other, the rest is easy.
>>65267421
download aceplayer then paste the whole "acestream://anhdfoiahdfa" into the media stream content
>>65267425
Fucking hell. Shes got a bit of a moonface desu.
>>65267426
>Get beat 5-0 in aggregate by West Ham
>>65267432
Bunda is universal, young lad.
>>65267425
Yes, not an attention queen at all
this guy
>>65267459
what darkie disease causes this?
>>65267425
i bet she fucking loves it up the shitter
Right at the mic lel
>>65267379
Oh god...perfection.
these teams are so shit.. the only way they think they can possibly score is with pens
>>65267463
sickle cell
>>65267453
She has a face? Didn't notice.
>>65267463
Londonitis
>mignolel
great keeper
hope they keep him forever
>>65267459
Tell me about song. Why does he wear the glasses?
>>65267395
>>65267447
Do you honestly think I could get away with the first degree murder of her boyfriend since I've never met him before? Or would I still be a suspect?
It seems that being in this relationship might not just be a ruse for me.
>liverpool player gets blatantly fouled
>ref is still hesitant to give
it's as if he's fighting with his inner ABL
>>65267463
Glaucoma.
>>65267474
This whole game's been wank but you should've expected that, what with those 2 teams being what they are and playing their bench players.
>>65266999
Why this image have american teams?
>>65267476
nice implants in her ass btw
Does West Ham have Payet?
Not really m8. Good job. Well paid. Got my health. Loving family. A close group of good friends. Life's good my friend.
>>96
>>65267499
ABLism has no borders my friend
>>65267479
>Tell me about song. Why does he wear the glasses?
He has no eyes, just two holes
>>65267499
We have a domestic cup tournament also
forgot jelavic was on the pithc
fuck off, >we should be 3-0 ahead with this C-team
>LIVERSHIT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHA
>Tfw no cosplay gf
>0-0
a classic semen slurp
>>65267506
Who are you speaking to?
At least Liverpool's defense looks more solid with >Lovren than it has looked the past few months.
>>65267476
i would be embarrassed to be seen with her
>0-0
I'm not sure this semen slurping sport is for me guys
>>65267525
iktf ladpai
>>65267529
all of my hnnnggggg
>another fucking replay
fuck off Benteke
just fucking leave REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>celebrating a 0-0 with liverpool's c team
>>65267327
This is something that's annoyed me more and more recently.
If you've ever played football for real, you'll know that the goalmouth is FUCKING MASSIVE. There is a LOT of space to shoot in and it's really fucking hard to miss the target from 35 yards let alone 5, 10 or 15 yards.
Sure, some of these goalkeepers are big guys
>..for you
But even the biggest, widest man is nothing compared to the width of the goalposts. All it takes is 0.5 seconds to glance up, roughly guess what side the keeper is nearest to, then place the ball 10 feet away from him.
The width between the goalposts is about 25 feet (TWENTY FIVE)
HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO PLACE THE BALL WITH THE FUCKING 5-10 MARGIN OF ERROR!???
This is their literal job. It's all they're paid to do. Surely they could, oh I don't know, practice shooting a couple of hours a week?
Unbelievable how many 'professional' footballers seem incapable of doing this and shoot straight at the keeper.
It's something I'd be embarrassed to do personally as a 14 year old playing Sunday league football.
Isn't this """tournament""" supposed to be the only thing Livershit has been proven capable of winning in the last 25 or so years? Should Flopp being trying a bit harder?
If I was Klopp, I'd say "fuck it" and pay whatever Shaktar want for Teixeira. Nothing could be worse than having Benteke as your primary threat.
BRACE FOR THE GOAL ON EXTRA-TIME
>Ladrique
do liverpool have any subs left
please take enrique back off
Clyne is completely useless, he cant cross, he rarely beats defenders and when he does he cuts inside and and skys a terrible shot
>Liverpooldrawslol
> all this benteke hate
i-i have hope
this only happened because the cunts hyped it up so much over muh epic 3-3 final GERAAAARD!!!
There you go, the referee fighting with himself to do his job correctly the fucking autist
>all of these low test faggios
>>65267594
It's funny because he's unironically their best player too.
>>65267442
>>65267449
welp. fuck that shit. not enough time left for that.
>>65267529
her 'vagina' area looks really... odd..... like it's too wide or something
she looks like she SHOULD be fat but she's not fat, her waist looks fairly average
what's wrong with her? someone explain
is it her legs? are her legs too thick for her proportions?
>>65267567
>The width between the goalposts is about 25 feet (TWENTY FIVE)
When the keeper is off his line and you are at any sort of angle then you don't have anywhere near 25 feet to hit you dumb twat
>>65267459
He wishes he was half the play edgar davids was
That Liverpool Feel
>>65267587
>that flag
He's one of liverpool's most important players.
Christ in hell
>>65267587
>american
>clyne is a defender not an attacker.....
fuck me these bandwagoner yanks need to stop...just stop
She's 5'10, are you a big enough guy?
this refereeing team is a fucking joke
wish that would have gone in so I could have spammed REFBALL for the foul desu
How the fuck is Enrique still on the team?
He has always been shit and has never had a single good match in 4 years
>>65267615
When will the 'Klopp is good' meme end?
>>65267567
Stupidest post I've ever read
>>65267453
most of your girls have moonfaces desu
I feel like if your performance is this retarded you should be punished with a loss
>>65267644
Never, post the kult kloppo pasta.
>>65267567
Fucking right m8, unbelievable how many "professionals" rush their shots, I thought then being pros would mean they could stay calm in those situations
gash
SLURPPPPPPPPPPP
watching liverpool's games makes me want to kill all of them, except last game
>>65267636
>not rating clyne
terrible
should have had these shit cockney bastards with our youth team with about 20 shots
thanks for wasting 90 min of my life Livershit.
>>65267618
>clyne is a defender not an attacker
>implying modern fullbacks aren't increasingly expected to contribute to attacking, and thus can be judged on their contribution to the attack
>Enrique on for LITERALLY 2mins
>gives away the ball on his first touch which was a fucking dead ball
>gets shown up and almost at fault for their best chance of the game
Sell Enrique and Benteke. now
