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India 1/105
Is Andrew Tye related to Brad Tighe?
First for New Zealander's still salty about the World Cup final
Is threadcunt kill?
just flopped out my flipper lads
>>65246096
>living in the past
I would too if I was living in Australia tbf
>>65246101
he is focussing on /tennis/ atm
they react more to him which is what he thrives on
>match in australia
>crowd is always 80% indian
kek
KEK
>>65246038
No, it is from au/sp/ you fucking mong
CALM DOWN SLATS LET HIM CAPTAIN FFS
absolutely seething
>>65246061
Why are Aussie WAGs so shit?
None of them are qt wife material
>has to cover the microphone so the channel 9 fuckwards don't expose their plans
it's getting ridiculous
>>65246118
m8 the Eden Park game here was like 90% Indian
>>65246125
>getting cucked by 5s
>stove
>>65246125
I know the brother of Aaron Finch's missus if you want me to tell him she's a slag
>>65246138
shhh
>>65246110
Saw him get unequivocally BTFO by /tennis/ several times. I reckon he's off the meds and murdering his parents as we speak.
>>65246110
he was also running triple j threads on /mu/
>massive big long boundary
>>65246142
yeah m8 go hard
>>65246139
Just realized that Kane supposedly has a gf who cucked him out of playing with Tendulkar for fucking Glastonbury but I've literally never seen a picture of her
He doesn't have fb the autistic fuck
>>65246139
They way she's looking at the Big Strong Indian says it all really.
>>65246061
What happened to Mrs Stove's freaking face?
who /streamingbecausewifessoniswatchingtennis/ here?
>>65246163
this is literally her
>>65246125
PJ knew what was up
>>65246163
www facebook com luke.griffiths01?fref=ts
Go nuts.
>>65246173
>greatest New Zealand cricketer of all time
>gets bossed around by a 3/10 likely-to-be-convent-educated hag
JUST
>>65246171
>wife's kid
>probably abo
>cuckstralia
>>65246193
t. freshcunt
B A V U M A
A
V
U
M
A
>>65246167
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
Virat Kohli is known to be THE most hung guy in cricket, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed danielle's pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with kohli barely able to force it past the knob, and danielle moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on liams throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
he's raping her with his eyes lads
>let's keep bowling short and wide to kohli
why this
>>65246198
Mate I fucking INVENTED the wife's kid gag.
what a fucking meme way to go
K O H L A P S E
>Indian monkeys in the crowd cause the call to be unheard by Sharma
KEK
POTTERY
>>65246206
Get a girlfriend mate.
b t f o
t
f
o
Kholi is seething
>>65246231
it's beautiful
serves the subhumans right for mindlessly screaming every time the ball is hit
Dhoni is only 34 lads
what this game is showing is that >we should have both Tye and Laughlin
FUCKING HASTINGS YOU FAT SHIT FUCKING MERV OR BOONIE COULD HAVE MADE IT
>>65246206
>i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
I just jacked off to this
Is Andrew Tye related to the tied test of 1986?
>>65246271
>gaz is 28
>>65246286
>>65246271
>ishant is 27
How do you rate these Aussie colours?
>>65246293
>Steve Waugh is 50
>>65246302
stealing NZGOD creations yet again/10
based tradie dancers
>>65246302
need yellow to be the dominant one tbqh
daniel here ama
whats the average record in t20i's and how many more does Boland need to beat it?
>it's a third string bowlers bowl constant full tosses outside the off stump episode
>>65246332
>third string attack meme
These are literally your best bowlers barring Pattinson, Cummins and Lyon.
Are back foot noballs still enforced lads?
get faulked
>>65246332
>it's a Faulkner arrives in the 17th over and blasts sixes episode
Imagine the smell in that stadium
jesus fuck Faulkner needs to be dropped
he has been EXPOSED
get MMarsh in, unironically
>>65246340
No they're not, there's half a dozen bowlers better than these guys
T20s and ODIs are just used as excuses to blood the new kids
>>65246340
+ Starc
>>65246340
KEK
was in parramatta getting a feed earlier lads
fucking a league fans everywhere
shit game lads
POOPEELIA BTFO
kek
KEK
K E K
>>65246402
reminder this was LITERALLY Australia A
we can now say with confidence that the Big Bash's standards are incredibly low
>australia took 6 wickets in the 2 matches
>>65246431
>India lost six wickets to the scraps of the domestic circuit
>greatest night in New Zealand sporting history
>4chan down
kek
KEK
>>65246460
I bet statschink spent the whole night furiously refreshing the front page for signs of movement
>>65246425
>ratshit dominated the BBL
KEK
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia-v-india-2015-16/content/story/966819.html?CMP=chrome
Will Shane "GOAT Allrounder" Watson, dare I say it, captain Australia again?
>>65246363
>fucking a league fans everywhere
Hope you used protection m8
http://www.espncricinfo.com/india/content/story/966845.html?CMP=chrome
>>65246669
I was unironically calling for this before the game began
Watto's a well liked guy who isn't completely retarded, and his bowling is some of the best in this ""attack""
>>65246673
probably a 3 5 3
>>65246711
K E K
E
K
explain why you aren't a tradie
Lads I couldn't watch the game but this Indian win is starting to piss me off. Indians are getting way too happy about beating this excuse of a t20 team.
>>65246814
>lostralia
>>65246814
>1 retiree, test rejects and literal who?s from the BBl
>curries losing their minds
Have they forgotten the teams involved in the World Cup and 2014/15 tour? >We're literally using this series to test out a bunch of nobodies before the T20 World Cup.
>>65246913
>curries losing their minds
eh, we cheer when our team makes a single, chill out.
>scored a not out double century
>averaged 55.88
>dropped during one of the weakest period of Australian cricket
Explain Brad Hodge
>>65247039
He played most of his innings in 2005 where Clarke and Martyn were competing for his spot
The 2008 drop was bullshit though
just took a fat shit in macca's lads
>>65247078
fuck off joel
Let's say a bowler is sent off for bowling too many waist high no balls.
What happens if the other 10 players on your team had the same thing happen that innings?
>>65247847
bantz
>Yuvraj didn't get to bat again
>>65246913
>literally sacrifice your future for women and childrens t20
>w-w-w-we don't care about this sport
>>65246425
I was literally saying this the whole time while you summer of cricket casuals were losing your minds.
>no AB
>no Warner
>no McMeme
>no Steyn
>no Starc
>no Kohliflower
>good
>>65246363
embarrassing "fans" to be quite honest with you. Shit sports league, shit fans.
>>65246408
The best thing about Australia losing anything is the butthurt, ass-shamed excuses that come thick and fast afterwards.
>we don't care about this sport
>not our best team
>we didn't even try
kek worst losers in sporting history, kys
>>65247078
Wasn't really funny when first introduced, now it's kind of sad man. Do something with yourself.
>>65251348
I prefer when England wins personally
>umpball
>weak opposition
>homebabbies
>muh 5-0
>sydney grade cricket
>kp isn't even enlgish
>>65251455
The funniest bit was when Broad was destroying South Africa and they were reminiscing about how Swann retired like a coward.
Like, it's somewhat understandable if Broad was doing it to Australia, but they weren't even playing KEK. It would be like us wanking over Hadlee or Grant Elliott while Australia was winning a test series in India.
Genuinely the most pathetic fanbase in world cricket.
Large anti-Australia protest on campus today, lots of em w/ Bernie Sanders shirts, calling for cessation of all relations with Australia
2019 ODI XI
Worker
Guptill
Willliamson
Taylor
Bracewell
Munro
Anderson
Santner
Henry
Southee
Boult
desu
>>65251455
It's especially rich considering we complained about pitch doctoring when our groundsman flat out gloated about doing it against you guys.
Not to mention giving Broad shit for not walking for YEARS and STILL booing him despite us doing it constantly and costing you guys a Test. Cemented my hatred of Lehmann when he called him a cheat on radio, got fined for it and then got bailed out by the station therefore excusing his behaviour.
And then Steve Smith saying Kohli shouldn't have sent him off despite that being what Australia is renowned
The entire culture is flat out toxic.
Still, it was a bit hypocritical for you guys to bag out Amir (I did chuckle a bit at the cash register noise though).
Of course I'll get called Zhang and asked to leave the country for saying this.
>>65253353
Elite truth bombs to be honest family
>>65253188
>cucktill
>taylor
Probably too old by then. I'd hope that we have found some better young batsmen by then.
Also think that milne would be a better option over southee or Henry.
>>65253541
What do you think Taylor would have averaged if he wasn't blind?
>>65253570
47 maybe
>>65253069
LA?
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-01-30/teen-survives-lightning-strike-public-toilet-block-hervey-bay/7126782
That is the latest news folks.
>>65250178
>>no Steyn
>CumSteyn in ANYWAY good at meme cricket
KEK
Boult is LITERALLY better than him at pyjama
Wellington sevens is on lads.
SBW and Ardie Savea playing soon.
>>65253541
Taylor and Cucktill will be younger than Elliott and glasses were in 2015 senpai
>Milne would be a better option in swingbabby conditions than the two swingbabbies
Maybe you should start watching cricket.
>>65250178
Literally no one argued this, it's a fucking domestic competition with Ratshit, Carbattery and Sammy
>>65254360
Jav and Glasses are freaks though.
Southee has been declining for a while now. He shits out the odd meme performance (England match) but the rest of the time he is shit when it matters. Basically the Guptill of bowling.
>>65253541
Guptill's literally 28 lad
He looks like he's 35 I know but he has at least 2 more cups in him
Any of you shitcunts going to the cric tomoz?
I hear captain may may is back
who /supercoach/ here?
>>65253858
if you want this gimmick to work, try NOT greentexting the news article so it's as simple as double clicking the link then opening in a new tab
>>65254937
Nah, don't wanna waste $50 on deep fried shit. Going to the Aus game through work though
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11582282
BLACKCAPS ANZ ODI Squad v Australia
Brendon McCullum (c)
Corey Anderson
Trent Boult
Doug Bracewell
Grant Elliott
Martin Guptill
Matt Henry
Adam Milne
Colin Munro
Henry Nicholls
Luke Ronchi
Mitchell Santner
Kane Williamson
Tom Latham (cover)
>Ronchi
>RONCHI
WHAT THE FUCK HESSON
Reminder Steve Avery did NOTHING wrong.
>>65255179
>$50
a hahaha
>being old
It's $15 for me
>>65255302
talking about the overpriced food laddie
Should I walk down the street and get a cheeky root lads? Only $120 for a half hour not including tip
>>65255225
Based ronchi literally went off to PP to sabotage >you from within
>>65254584
holy shit he's 28?
poor guy
>Central Districts is this elite without Taylor, Bracewell and Milne
>>65255225
McCullum
Guptill
Williamson
Nicholls
Elliot
Anderson
Ronchi
Santner
Milne
Henry
Boult
-------
Worried about the no Taylor and Watling.
At least Taylor and Southee are due back for tests so we have our best lineup for the real cricket.
>>65254937
Would if I was in Auckland. I'm going to the Basin test (McMeme's 100th) though.
>>65254536
Southee was literally >our best bowler in Australia and against Sri Lanka
Unless you're talking about ODIs in which case I agree.
>>65255671
Will Anderson come in for Wagner? Honestly, the best chance for NZ to win is on absolute green tops where you need the extra batsman.
inb4 Will Anderson is a comedian m8.
>>65255476
Ronchi is LITERALLY the reverse Quade Cooper
>>65255688
>Southee was literally >our best bowler in Australia
thats not how you spell Dog Bracewell
>>65255714
Wil Anderson is a comedian m8
why are >we sending the NSW/WA players for the ODI series?
NZC fucked >us by giving us literally 0(zero) warmup games
So >we should fuck them by bankrupting them by sending a literal joke team without any GOAT South Welshman tbqh
>le get into the national team by walloping Hilfenhaus man
JUST
>>65255794
>Boland
>Zampa
Looks like you already are sending a joke team lad
Unless of course, your bowling "depth" is hugely overstated and that's literally the best you can do past Pattinson/Starc/Cummins/Statpadwood
>>65255817
he was also scored the most runs in the BBL and hit the most sixes
Reminder that Jesse Ryder is objectively a better allrounder than Mitch "can't even get a Div 2 county contract" Marsh.
>>65255823
This is your worst meme to date, statschink
Literally no one has talked about Australia's bowling depth being good for awhile, infact in the media its been the opposite even from the beginning of the summer.
Our depth was good last year when Johnson and Harris were around. Still, having four world-class bowlers is bowlers is pretty good. That is still four more than New Zealand.
>>65255849
>Literally no one has talked about Australia's bowling depth being good for awhile,
Except you, krazy.
>le AJ Tye would le walk into le pee pooland team xP
Reminder that Martin Guptill is objectively a better batsman than Aaron "can't run a 2 without crippling himself" Finch.
>>65255858
>>le AJ Tye would le walk into le pee pooland team xP
I've literally never said that. Tye is overrated, as are most of those Worst Australian bowlers. The only one of them that I rate is NCN, the rest are shit (Paris has potential though).
It's worth pointing out that this is literally our 3rd and 4th string bowling, I'd like to see any other countries 3rd string bowling.
(>)Our second string pyjama bowling from 12 months ago was Pattinson, NCN and Sandhu. Pattinjured isn't being risked for pointless bilateral pyjama shit (which NZC fucking loves, evidently). NCN is injured and Sandhu's form has gone into the loo (he will come again tho) and he is Steven Finn-tier "unpickable" at the moment.
>>65255883
Reminder that Australia don't need to force Finch into the test team like PP with Guptill
>>65256005
reminder that Finch unironically scored a double-century against Poo Peeland in first-class cricket
so did Ryan Carters
>>65255476
>usurped by a 22 year old and a 23 year old in the fucking shield teams
>literally walked into the New Zealand limited over sides
You can't make this shit up
>>65255714
Not sure really. They'll go with either
Latham
Guptill
Williamson
Taylor
McCullum
Anderson or Santner
Watling
Santner or Wagner
Bracewell
Southee
Boult
Don't think they'd need 4 quicks at the basin personally, and we'd have a fucking stacked batting lineup with Bracewell all the way down at 9.
reminder that Australia's best bowler got injured in the deciding Test against PP and Australia still won the game comfortably
>>65256045
Reminder PP couldn't end a partnership between said crippled bowler and a number 11
>>65256034
Having a lot of guys that can't bowl doesn't make your batting "stacked"
>>65256034
I like the idea of Anderson and Santner both but the Basin does flatten out a lot after Day 3
Not that you'd expect an Australian test on a greentop to last 4 days kek.
>test
Southee > Bracewell > Boult > Wagner > Henry > Milne > McClenaghan
>odi
Boult > Henry > Milne > Southee > McClenaghan > Bracewell > Wagner
>t20
McClenaghan > Milne > Boult > Southee > Henry > Bracewell > Wagner
prove me wrong
>>65256086
Reckon Wagner's reverse seam would make an impact if it made it that long?
>Rashid is unironically the best spin bowler playing in Australia
kek
KEK
>>65256110
>t20 specialist does well in t20s
Gee
>>65256110
>this flag
>this comment
>>65256146
>implying I'm not Chinese
>>65256146
Wish i could post under the red peak †bh
>>65256110
Surprised they didnt give that Paki a visa too.
>>65256089
>Milne
>good in ODIs
literally le bowl 145kph darts just short of a length man
>>65256239
>this flag
>this comment
Immigration is LITERALLY the only thing stopping the PP population from imploding
NZ v SCO starting in the sevens lads
>>65256297
That may be, but at least we dont backtrack from our foreign policy and literally change our legislation just because some refugee can spin a ball.
One of the most spineless things I've ever seen, and I've seen my government schedule their entire school year around a World Cup.
>>65256302
More interested in drinking white male tears after GOATrena wipes the floor with their waifu tbqh
>>65256324
>the chink is being racist again
>>65256337
>anti-refugee is racist
What's the weather like in Melbourne?
based zhang
>>65256324
>goes through the normal channels
>cricket australia put in a good word for him and gurantee employment as part of the normal immigration process with sponsors
>this is backtracking on foreign policy
>England sevens getting btfo by samoa
When will it end?
Ankush, you here m8
oi goosey you here mate?
want to play some GTA V on PC?
>>65256269
Still better than the rest unless Southee gets back to his peak.
>>65256334
>not watching tennis on the computer with sevens on the TV, while shitposting on your phone
What meme should I take to the Australia game lads?
>>65256547
Zhang
>>65256547
BSKs run /cric/
>that
>a knock on
ref pls
>>65256547
Ajay facemask
who /BYC/ here?
>>65256547
Tradies costume
Mrlmaokun, you here m8?
I'm in a SF4 lobby waiting for you
>>65256566
He's only slightly higher then a towel rail poor little fuck.
>>65256533
>>65256540
>>65256583
All your little friends are gone. They've moved on, got jobs, possibly even girlfriends. Maybe it's time to have a good long think about what your life has become.
unironically going to watch the Hong Kong v Scotland game lads
Ardi Savea looking really good
>>65256599
based daniel
>>65256602
>inb4 rain again
>>65256602
In what sport?
>>65256611
Want to play GTA V on PC daniel m8?
>>65256610
>Ioane, other Ioane and SBW all get a try first touch of the ball
noice
>Saturday evening
>sevens empty as fuck
RIP
>>65256634
I'm in a lobby right now lad
cheeky mcmeme cucktill 300 partnership off 125 balls desu.
>>65256647
How much money do you have m8?
oi goosey, I'm about to queue on rf for Firelands, you in m8?
>>65256638
Party/alco atmosphere drove off the families like a decade ago.
It was still packed for years because now everyone went for a good boozey time, but then they went all >muh decency
>>65256657
Bit of a personal question there tbqh
>>65256638
They need to make it cheaper and ease up on the strict drinks rules.
>>65256636
Poor Blues could do with both Ioanes
>>65256659
>Firelands
for what purpose
>>65256668
The alcohol rules are quite recent aren't they?
>>65256669
>no ioane brothers
>no piutau
>no mealamu
>no woodcock
gg
>>65256680
yeah last 2-3 years which "coincidentally" matches up with the smaller crowds
it's more expensive than an odi too
>>65256680
Yeah I think they just crack down on it too much and will make an example out of people who seem drunk in any way. Probably because of some of the coverage of the event a couple of years ago with people filling the St Johns tents and vomiting all over the show.
So yeah, they will remove you if you have too much fun now.
>>65256682
FTFY
Maybe based Tana has a few tricks up his sleeve
>>65256672
Just a really good raid lad
>>65256664
You want to host heists m8?
BASED Carlin Isles
>>65256697
i guess
hopefully legion isn't shit
>>65256697
I'm in the eastern plaguelands right now lad, see you in org in a bit
>>65256688
>>65256694
I remember the year they ejected >100 patrons sparking it. Now it's something like no drinks after 6 and strictly one drink per purchase. It is kind of sad that people have to get fkng staggered to enjoy an event tho.
>>65256702
carlin is a chef m8
>>65256716
Also no entrance if you're already on the piss. Won't sell you more alcohol if you look drunk either.
So how much is the ODI tmrw?
>>65256716
Who fuck goes to the sevens to watch the sevens?
It's literally just a party until the finals start, and rightfully so. It was a great community event for people in their 20s and 30s.
>>65256731
If you sign up for that myblackcaps thing it's like $105 for 4 tickets.
You have 3 mates to go with, right anon? Otherwise it's $35 for a single.
>>65256716
>>65256733
I think they did need to cut it down a bit, but they went too far.
At the Hong Kong sevens the party stands are segregated and R18 only.
>>65256746
2 mates wanna go and I'm pondering.
>>65256711
It will be
BSA btfoing France
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
Post your GTA V characters m8s
>talking about memevens
>in a cricket thread
This is now a /rug/ thread
>>65256810
/rug/ RUNS /cric/
How do you play this sport? Whats up with the broom handles?
>>65256711
It looks shit lad. Blizzard just threw every single plot thread people wanted resolved into a single clusterfuck of an expansion.
I have no faith in the content after Cata and warlords too
>>65256810
Whats your favourite rugby team?
>>65256838
The Blacktown Bulls
>>65256835
Hey lad how's it going what's up?
>>65256846
Whats up Ausfam?
>>65256838
The all blicks
India v NZ U19s
IND 161/4 35 overs
>>65256849
Fucking answer my question you shit
>>65256836
i'm not too optimistic either. i really enjoyed the first 2-3 months of Cata but the rest sucked
>>65256849
Please watch our sport
USA is doing pretty good in the sevens.
>>65256855
Nepal WILL top the pool
>>65256855
Is this getting broadcasted anywhere? They can't be any worse than the associates playing meme20
>>65256855
Is that dude who scored a millennium playing for India?
>>65256864
They good are they?
Cheeky little buggers.
>>65256864
The ICC to complete the subcontinent expansion tbqh, curries will save this """sport"""
>>65256871
KEK, that was against literal 12 year olds
Japan vs Wales lads, who you got?
>inb4 Whales
>>65256877
Why did Nepal never get into cricket anyway? Bhutan and Afghanistan make sense, but it's odd how long it took to spread over there
>the state of those 3 gummy Mountie slags
>>65256886
IS ANYONE HERE A MARINE BIOLOGIST?
Lote Tuquiri plays sevens for Japan now? wtf lads
>its a 'guptill scores runs at home against a minnow side and then gets destroyed by a good team' episode
my favorite desu senpai
BANZAI NIPPON END THESE WHALES
>>65256875
a few of the u19 team are also in the senior team so have a bit more experience
also good with spin and it's in bangladesh so...
>>65256895
it was never ruled by the british, do you have any idea how isolated nepal is?
they're only getting into it now because the curries spam their shit on TV
>>65256012
Almost a triple century, in fact.
kek
KEK
>>65256911
$_$
