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/bet/: Milo$h = Do$h edition
old >>65234361
>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK (embed)
>/bet/ wiki
http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia
>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6 (embed)
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf (embed)
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
Utd to beat Derby seems a sure thing to me. Priced @ 1.95 for sw though, is there something I don't know?
>tfw spent the last hour refreshing /sp/ for the /bet/ thread
is /bet/ dead?
>>65245945
It's been on life support for over a year now
Far too much on Gold Coast +0.25
>>65245932
you idiot that's not manchester united, that's manchester unlimited, they're a third tier team.
>>65246132
Reasoning?
>>65246242
Head has gone
>>65246060
The sense of community has almost gone. Decent tips have always been an added bonus but not necessary imo. I don't check the thread anywhere near as often as I used to as what's the fun in scrolling through pages of "pmsl" "slug" "mommy's fivers" and "pixel punter", it's dull. Memes are a part of most online communities but that's all /bet/ is now, memes and people being relentlessly aggressive cunts to one another.
No doubt someone will reply to this with some hilarious slogan, or tell me to fuck off, or post tips etc, but I'm not moaning, I'm just saying why it isn't good as it used to be.
>>65246403
PLEASE have sex.
The smell in my room just isn't human.
>Chinese moot
When watching tennis on TV I still think the player at top of the screen has a slightly better chance of breaking serve like on Super Tennis
inglewood dc
DESIGNATED PROFIT AREAS
>>65246596
m8 the only profit you are going to get is floating shit over the ocean
>>65246455
Anon, daijoubu?
what happened to /bet/?
>>65246725
Thread has moved to /biz/, lad.
>>65246725
Nothing, it was deader than this in the past then became RESURGENT. Just use the extra time for research.
>>65246733
>aussies
>>65246733
>/biz/
>>/biz/1066970
>>65246748
>he wasn't on legirus SW @3.3
>>65246754
Why is there always some bell who has to reply and let the world know what a great pro gambler they are?
>>65246853
This, too many birds as it is
do I cash out or let it run?
>>65246959
You can now afford 7 2p sweets, so I'd cash.
So what's Jen's roll? Got me curious after he posted that £7250 slip.
Must be 150kish surely.
>>65247056
He has been known to >inspect element stuff so I wouldn't believe everything he posts but still low-mid 5 figures I would say
>>65247056
What 7250 slip? Was probably inspect element t bh
>>65247056
penny punting slug who works in asda
prob about 500 quid roll
>>65247056
pmsl
wtb?
>>65247303
you tell us
Alright lads. Just wondering if anyone here remembers what it's like to win a bet because I'm struggling tbqh with you
>>65247318
Just leave that. I don't follow finnish football. It's bad.
>>65247411
you don't even deserve to know what the bet is
>>65247411
>bad /= unprofitable
>>65247411
>Finnish but doesn't follow his country's national league
Come on m8
>>65247400
>he doesn't bet on professional call of duty certs
>>65247424
wtb?
>>65247400
>winning bets
I guess you're not too shrewd
>>65247430
Optic to win
James Mckeown Overstaked this HUGELY. ABout 30k split between FH and fullgame and looks DESPERATE.
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James Mckeown
James Mckeown Going to be worst loss of the year for me if they lose
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James Mckeown
James Mckeown The lack of effort fro Polish players in friendlies is just rediculous, lazy pieces of fucking shite.
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James Mckeown Down so much
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Jim Middlemass
Jim Middlemass Hahahaha dac
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Damien Buckley
Damien Buckley Nail in the coffin. Cunts.
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James Mckeown
James Mckeown Horrible horrible polish cunts
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>Mark will never experience this and his jealousy was the real reason he hated on students all the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb4O1Wv0OXw
>>65247487
who did he get on lmao
>>65247499
I'm on Mark's side, thank fuck British universities are nothing like this, Americans shouldn't be allowed to drink.
>>65247499
Mark's happily married m8
>>65247514
They're not
>no alcohol or illegal substances, only props
>>65247511
piast
>>65247499
fucking normies
Currently down for the day, hurry the fuck up tomorrow.
>>65247625
>tomorrow
I'm going to be so DAC tomorrow, so much shit 'm going to bet on. I predict a 4-figure loss before getting drunk and wanking myself into a coma
>>65247653
>4-figure loss before getting drunk and wanking myself into a coma
Every day this month
>>65247698
Spreadsheet says I'm down but it feels like up to me
>Tfw only 2 more days left of DACuary
:)
>>65247525
GLIWICE, CO TY PIERDOLIZ
>>65247724
>implying February will be any better
might as well just stop until May
>>65247744
Feb was dece last year
>>65247724
Last year I had 3 weeks in my spreadsheet where I made a loss (as in 1st-7th, 8th-14th and so on) I've had 3 in a row in January, scary stuff.
admira SW @2.37 going LARGE
Jani gets so triggered by anything to do with socialising. Unreal shitposting past night and not even a deleted post.
Quitting gambling to start a head and feet transplant and replacement business. So many numb feet and heads gone this month.
>>65247894
pmsl
>>65247894
How much you up in 2016 lid
>>65247817
thanks for putting me onto this lotto shite, up
>>65247894
>tfw spent the whole of last night samefagging with goffposts and didn't get banned
>>65247894
ffs why can't they just perma ban you?
>>65247900
Pennies. About £2.5k now, was £3.5k a few days ago. Would be £6k+ with a few goals here and there.
>>65247910
My phone is banned for a month for ban evasion.
>>65247908
He just hates me. Gonna shitpost and blogpost without my trip so he pays less attention.
>>65247894
>Missed out on the world pre-game value and then posted a line that didn't exist on tipstertube.
Tears!
How come you missed out on the Legirus party Euan lad?
>>65247908
n-no probs
>>65247928
I was on pregame. I just didnt tip it. The line did exist btw. I wouldnt cheat for the difference of 0.25. I just didnt post on there pregame because it wouldnt be fair stealing a tip that was posted here.
I think it got my b365 limited as well. Anyone else?
>>65247926
>Pennies. About £2.5k now
trying so so hard
>>65247926
>he's up in 2016
Also
>complaining about making 30k a year tax free
pmsl
>>65247926
Kek, I bet 2.5k a month was a good month for you last year, really not a big fan of this hubris gimmick.
>>65247949
>Euan was literally on his first bet365
>>65247949
>The line did exist btw
I'm not the guy but a no point did I see 0.0 or -0.25 and I looked probably within a minute of the goal
>wouldnt be fair stealing a tip
Does anyone actually even care? Its not like Mackers or Lux who get paid for stealing tips from other people
I can confirm that the line did NOT exist
>>65248019
I would be if I had there would be lots of moaning and shouting and crying.
>>65248041
That literally shows 0.0 there right after the goal. I had it all written out from 0-0 so when they scored I just flicked tabs and changed the score and the line. By the time I confirmed it and changed back, it was -0.25. They won like 8-1 so it isnt as if the difference is the change between a win and a loss.
>>65248019
>>65248041
>>65248087
There was a zero line lids.
>>65248160
Did you ACTUALLY cash that out?
>>65248160
We know there was, Euan tipped it after 13 minutes however, which is where this whole controversy arises as the line had moved on by that point.
>>65248124
madman
>>65248180
It undeniably existed and he barely missed it and its conceivable it was 0.0 as he was typing/posting as he said. Really not sure why anyone is getting butthurt.
>>65248179
Wanted to reback asap, had a feeling they'd score as depositing so cashed to speed it up.
>>65248207
Not butthurt, just trying to get to the truth mate. Finding justice. It's what this civilisation is built on.
>>65248240
Hairs getting a bit long
James Mckeown Glad I lost all my yearly profit + more on a dodgy game
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>>65248258
Worried about him this year tbqh
>>65248266
Mackers WILL lose his roll this year.
>>65248272
His subs literally make that impossible
>>65248272
Most shrewdies are down for the year anyway desu
>>65248224
I see no reason to doubt what he said about the line being 0.0 as he was typing and it changing within seconds either way of him posting. Certainly the timing syncs up for that.
Its ridiculous to suggest he lied about the line being 0.0 when it was -0.25 for absolutely no good reason, it was just a bit of bad timing and bad luck but since the bet won by an absolute mile anyway it just doesn't matter.
If ultimately it had been the difference between a refund and a half loss then I could understand a little annoyance but it wouldn't change the fact that he tipped a 0.0 and you willingly took a -0.25.
If people think he intentionally lied knowing it was 0.0 but had changed to -0.25 just to give himself a better chance of not losing on tipstertube and keeping his rep then I guess that possible but it hardly seems worthwhile especially since he isn't charging and you'd be talking the difference between a refund and a half loss which will make very little difference in his stats.
>>65248310
I was keeping the two separate, but his sub money is a drop in the ocean compared. If he can do 1m in 6 months anything is possible.
whats happened to nestle?
>>65248330
To be fair the system on TipsterTube needs improving, should be more similar to Blogabet where the odds are verified. This is too much scope for cheating, don't think Euan is a cheater but he definitely pushes the boundaries where possible.
Come on everyone, join the caravan of love
>>65248414
Everybody take a stand
I still need Euan to tell me what to do if he ever tips a 9/10 on tipstertube
Levadia smacked thanks to the tube
>>65248458
Stake 90% of a 10/10. Literally how the system works.
>>65248258
>dodgy game
kek
wtb lads
>>65248573
0-0 derby utd 7/1
>>65248573
Narva line has gone too far
>>65248573
Viking -1.25
???
>>65248618
???
>>65248618
wew
King Kurts bet got me S H A K I N G
>>65248715
What is it?
>>65247928
line did exist, I rebacked it with stupid amounts out of frustration for missing out pre-game
>>65248258
lol what game
the worst bit about Mackers is that he'd be consistently UAC if he had any sort of roll management
>>65248589
ffs
>>65248757
Don't worry they sub the team off at HT
>>65248768
worth backing @+1 you think?
>>65248810
I have -1 was the correct line without subs
>tfw he's going to win because I put 2 quid on instead of 20
>Wigan Athletic have confirmed that striker Grant Holt has had his contract terminated by mutual consent
Remember when they found a set of mugs in the division above to take him on loan?
>>65249044
desu he was so popular at Villa that they named a stand after him
>>65249044
He was the Jamie Vardy of a few years ago
>Come up from non-league
>Boss it in the prem for a season or two
>Turn to shit and get forgotten about
>>65249044
He used to be dece
hup hup
Large staking Malmo -0.5.
>>65248589
>>65248830
You're welcome lads
>>65249179
why?
>>65249179
go big or go home
>>65249179
nice one, scored as I was staking
>>65249179
gutted I wasted time asking why desu
>>65249210
thanks man
HUP HUP
>bet365 cashouts
not like I was going to anyway, but damn this is shit
Man utd, with a v strong side, above evens away to a dross championship team?
Nah, not having that.
>Calijah couldn't afford Derby/United tickets
pmsl
>>65249368
>man united
>strong side
Pick one
>>65249368
utd lay of the day
KING KURT
>>65249422
>>65249469
>not staking when they drifted to 2.1 and trading out when they go off well odds on
Already down to evens
>>65249490
Say goodbye to your account lid
Atmosphere in away end at Derby tonight will be quality. FA Cup allocation, all drinking since lunchtime, probably the best away fans anyway
tfw you'll never see a Goff tweet in time to post first
>>65249179
Won.
>>65249626
Can you trip up? Genuinely never see you tup a loser but I'm always worried someone might be impersonating you.
Mongbagdach 0.0 is the bet of the weekend tbch
>>65249641
I'm actually the original poster who started the large staking gimmick (the tips were all genuine value but the phrase was the gimmick) and the Malmo tip wasn't me. I gave it up when 2 or 3 people started using it too and didn't want to trip up for previously mentioned reasons.
>>65249648
whats le reasoning?
>>65249706
>impersonating me
zzzz
>>65249706
Forgot to mention that you can tell the Malmo tip is an impersonator because the mong said won and not HUP
Just got home, i didn't find anything speical on those two matches today.
Alot of matches in SHL (swedish first league) so will have 1-2 bets tomrrow around 15 CET
>>65249707
Mainz are shit, it's an atrocity to have them as a favorite
desu
>>65249706
>>65249724
Didn't realise someone else did it. Noticed you stopped and just thought I'd carry on posting good value bets. Think I'm 4/5 over the last week or so, all available in asia with good limits.
>>65249802
Do you think you know more than the traders?
>>65249820
yes desu
>Mackers advertising PGA on his faceb
>>65249841
ok senpai I threw them (DC) into my friday night accy special:
Man Utd DC
Edmund (tennis)
Gladbach DC
@2.29
>Red Imps
shaking
>robbie saving going on about who should be playing for derby
how many times do you reckon he's watched them this sesaon?
>>65250054
>saving
>>65249862
>We're in this together #TeamPGA
>>65250068
Head has absolutely gone.
>>65249989
so much on, they score 5+ here easy imo
>>65250097
Manchester 62 are much improved, got a new manager who is w o r l d
>>65250124
should I get on the +
>>65250124
This. Beating Europa is surely a red flag for betting against anyone.
1111111111111111111
>>65250181
rebacking +2.5
surreal
United 0-0 HT
>>65250242
Only works for home games
>>65250302
And cup games, trust me
Anyone on United SW? The price seems just too tasty against side like Derby.
>>65250242
SPECIAL
I wish there was an option to bet on Fellaini's pass completion %
>>65250327
Sheffield United
>>65250349
They just sat in with 11 behind the ball, which is always difficult to play against. Derby have to and will come out.
need -1.75 red imps like AIR
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22222222222222
pseudo shrewdies SEETHING
Great tipping today! UAFC but still need Anderlecht to deliver. Lego
if for more nibbles
No chance I'm making a profit this month, suicidal lads
111111111111
WAAZA ROO WAZZA ROO WAZZA ROO
ROOOOOOOOOOONEY
Fuck off Big_Al
Wayne Rooney gives United the lead. He had over £31K matched on him to score first.
333333333333333
>>65250628
>only put down 2 quid on him as first goalscorer
ffs
also on BTTS
>>65250689
cannot stop rebacking
>>65250442
Retweeted by peter, tears.
EUAN
GIVE US A BET
EUAN EUAN
GIVE US A BET
>>65250442
Mirin' that interaction with Webb
United look pretty bright so far
>>65250790
Ends 3-0
>>65250751
Hes out shagging mate
>>65250751
Im out shagging mate
>>65250805
meme'd
>>65250839
who /outshaggingmate/
>>65249894
penalty not given for Gladbach, two 100% chances wasted desu
>>65250839
leave those poor sheep alone
>>65250746
pmsl
>>65250878
Euan takes his sheep to the edge of a cliff so they push back harder. So so shrewd
>>65250858
here
https://www.footballindex.co.uk/
how much of a scam is this, britfams
>>65250695
100% this game, actually put a decent stake on BTTS. Up various tenners. Will be up many more tenners if this ends 3-1
>>65250984
Based Terry Richardson
>>65250984
cheers
>>65250997
bigger fraud than brasil
>>65250984
so so fit
>>65250997
Gimmicky as fuck. Who decides the player values?
Reckon Big_Al is an addict desu.
>>65251159
An addict who has made me thousands
rebacking united tbqh
also 4444444
>>65250546
"lego"
>>65251159
No doubt
red imps -6 @ 2.4 thoughts lids
>>65251159
I disagree
>>65251276
-5*
Dunfermline game is a 2/1 fix
wtb euan lad
incredible scenes at Mainz
>>65251533
>that dive
Room absolutely fucking reeks lads.
>>65249841
Well done.
Evens for United absolute GIFT. Cheers for the line Calijah.
>>65252176
X/2 botd. SO easy
>No tips for united game but everyone is up
Sure
>>65252350
Miami Heat looks good tonight
>>65252350
tears buddy
>>65252383
Might take it inplay
All my bets on Atletico this month have lost, lost my student loan on the pricks, I'm staking large on Barca this weekend. Blow the fucking cunts away
>>65252520
RU4real?
>>65252383
I'll take the role of le flashscore man here and remind you that they haven't beaten Milwaukee in over 2 years
>>65252563
I wish I was kidding.
Blew all my money on muggy accas and now I can't even get an overdraft cause Barclays think I'm an addict. Got 40 quid in my bet365 account and I'm gonna try and turn it into 500 by March
hammering the spread for stoke vs man u if there's a sniff of value
>>65252632
Got 300 quid in returns coming in soon, and I've got food to last me until maybe Wednesday, so I should be okay.
>>65252632
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf (embed)
Not even joking. Dude, stop while you can. I have been that road.
Just stop for a couple of weeks. In your state of mind you won't be able to do any racional bets and will FOR SURE just lose more money.
It is your call, but in a couple days you will wish you would stop now.
>>65252656
seek help
>>65252632
don't be a pussy, money always comes if you're not a retard.
>>65252632
>Got 40 quid in my bet365 account and I'm gonna try and turn it into 500 by March
By betting on Barca?
Your problem isn't betting on Atletico, it's betting on La Liga
>>65252680
Don't listen to this retard, Portugal is bankrupt for a reason
It sounds like you're on the brink of a BIG win. You can't just keep losing, right?!
>>65252586
i still belive heat will win tonight
>>65252693
>>65252693
It's betting on mainstream shite with 0 edge.
>>65252683
>>65252680
At this point I don't see what I have to lose you know? I just won 70 quid from United and Club Brugge, and I'm gonna withdraw 30 quid, the rest will become my roll and I'm gonna try and gain it all back. Worst thing is I'm quite >shrewd but I just get greedy and decide to chuck in a muggy acca, and it just all added up.
I don't even wanna look at my statements. I was gonna just go back to matched betting after losing a large amount on this game a few weeks ago, but I just didn't like how little money I was making, so I got back on to this road.
I'm not stressed lol, I'll be fine.
>>65252737
you're gonna deposit those 30 back, don't worry.
>>65252710
Dude I know you're ebin trolling, but that jab at my shitty country was really unnecessary.
I know we are a shithole, but only we can say it.
I recommend you guys also go for set 2, though it's just @1.53
> Worst thing is I'm quite >shrewd
Genuinely laughed out loud at that one. Of course you are m8
>>65252731
Nah I've not even been betting on dumb specials, my biggest loss was from Lions Gibriltar losing to Glacis a week ago
>>65252737
>I'm not stressed lol, I'll be fine
I really really really really hope you are trolling.
You are on denial BIG TIME. It is your money, do as you please.
Do you like bets? I bet you that you will lose the 40 you still have and then deposit the other 30 quid @1.01
>>65252789
for
>>65252737
obvs
>>65252787
Care to elaborate?
Are you watching the game?
>>65252810
I probably am m8, I feel like I have semblance of self control though.
I'll be working next weekend, but that money won't come in for another 2 weeks so I'm probably gonna need to get used to living on the breadline.
I know everyone with a problem says this, but once I make what I lost back, I'll stop. As ridiculous as it sounds
>>65252838
I am, melzer is simply a class above the other guy whom i've never even heard of, 1st serve % is 95, he lost only 3 points on serve while his opponent is struggling.
it's my shoe in of the day. down to 1.4
>>65252856
>but once I make what I lost back, I'll stop
How do you plan on doing that?
