Is germany going to be the world champs of Football AND Handball?
Handball hype
Germany vs Norway thread
>>65244942
They're going to be a stream for this?
>>65244942
>handball
Literally who
Nope, you faggots are the champs of cuckball
Like we need more shitmany bandwagoners
I thought handballs weren't allowed in soccer? If you are the champ of handball you would almost certainly lose.
Is this an ebin meme I missed?
>100% white team
>player called reichmann
>he plays far right
HYPEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>65248512
why don't nigs or turks play handball? not cool enough?
>>65248549
Get away with the scum.
but this is the euros, not the world championship.
>>65248549
because France is already out
>>65248559
No one else plays this stupid thing, so like gridiron football, the winners are World Champs
>handball
Is this a joke? Why doesn't the world just play lacrosse instead?!
>>65248612
this sport is ironic right?
>>65248612
because it's super gay
YES, YES, YESSSSSSSS
>this refball
Is this on the telly?
over already?
Reichmann, Reichmann, Reichmann!
GO... well.. either of these teams..
just not the other two please
>if you're happy and you know it
HANDBALL LOL
>norgay
>>65248549
not enough money to be made
god i love handball
you know basketball is the better sport right?
>>65248703
haha nice joke man! xD xD EBIN
>>65248703
>Gaymany
>>65248734
Heil Reichmann!
>>65244942
>saw Euro 2016
>think to myself that this is just a very early post and wonder why it was made
>realise it's already 2016
>>65248660
OH I'M SORRY
I don't think this Dorftrottel sport is for me guys.
wow nice 9-5 lead, germs.
So much refball. And the fucking nazis thinks this is divegrass.
>lie hansen
>>65248806
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHO YOU ARE? FUCKDKKF
>>65248806
Relax youre goin to win. Last world cup and olympics iceland beat france who went on to win them both. Iceland beat norgay so yourd pretty much guarenteed to win
![MTIwNjA4NjM0MTEyMzQ1NjEy[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2gGjx3y.jpg "MTIwNjA4NjM0MTEyMzQ1NjEy[1].jpg")
how is he doing, Björn?
>news
>hurr durr nazis
>throw my tv out the window
>bye
>>65248806
It's not like we didn't get fucked over beofre in our games.
>>65248806
Guaranteed you wouldn't say that to my face you limp-wristed scandi bitch.
norway is going to won, don't worry
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>>65248850
STOP JINXING
WE ARE GOING TO LOSE
>>65248710
Yes, but if you support Bayern in the Beko BBL you need to kill yourself. There is literally no excuse, not even if you're from Munich.
>>65248612
is this real?
>>65248710
i hope bayern münchen basketball dies soon
norway and croatia finals.
we were in the same group.
iceland beats norway
we kick icelands ass
norway beats us
iceland sent home
croatia wins the euros, norway second
germany third i hope but doubt it
>>65248529
15-15 THE HYPE IS REAL
wow norway, stop killing players
HEIL DEUTSCHLAND, GO GO!
>norway
more like no way amirite?
true rankings are
croatia
norway
france
poland
everyone else
you guys were just lucky you were in a group with some shitheads who don't even know how to wipe their asses
17-17 GO GO GO
>>65249010
Thats what makes handball fun brah
>>65249031
>true rankings
stopped reading there
>>65249046
>german flag in a handball thread
stopped reading there
>19-17
ayyy, gg
JUST
>>65249069
no you didn't, you read the whole thing
Handball is literally Refball: the sport.
SHIT! GOGOGOGO!
This is my first time watching handball. What are typical finishing scores for games? Looks like anyone could take this
>>65249069
>>65249046
>>65249031
THERE ARE NO RANKINGS
WE ARE THE GOAT AND WE WILL WON OLYMPIC GAME 2016 HAHAHAHAH
This is nothing today. Bye EM.
>>65249094
really aren't any typical things, anything could happen at this point. for a sport with such high number of goals, ties are surprisingly common.
>>65249085
mad cuz bad
>>65249099
you are GOAT, i give you that
but this tournament is ours
champions of europe is the only title that we are missing
we got this
DUN
DUN DUN DUN DUN
DUN DUUUUN DUN
DUN
DUN DUN DUN DUN
DUN DUUUUN DUN
>>65249094
>anyone could take this
Who bribed refs will win, always have been in handball.
this reichmann is one chill dude
>>65249127
so you have definitelly heard of the sport handball but you still don't seem to get it
guess that's why you suck at it
literally last
>>65249127
>what is Qatar
>refball
>dat pass
>dat dummy
>dat save
>>65249145
Fuck you croatian piece of shit.
21-21 FUCK FUCK FUCK
http://www.der-postillon.com/2016/01/10-winzige-regelanderungen-durch-die.html
>>65249195
go play in a bucket of water you filthy turk
>>65249195
>>65249204
could your countries please have a war?
i need something other than this refugee shenanigans
>>65248857
http://schoener-fernsehen.com
ZDF
The refball is strong in this game. We gonna get fucked!
>>65249201
kek
>>65249204
If I am a turk, you are a turk too, you dumbass catholic serb.
>>65249226
we already did and REKT their asses
now they are so scared of us that every time i see a serb on the street he turns his head on the other side
DÖP DÖP
DÖP DÖP
DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP
>>65249240
you must be ugly, meight
>>65249240
Rekt whose asses? Of old pensioners who you forced to leave and killed while they ran away from you bloodthirsty savages?
>>65249248
and you must be dumb
>>65249249
brainwashed idiot, i pity you
>>65249264
You are brainwashed since you call yourself a croat.
SCHEISSE
JETZT MACH DOCH MAL
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>that much linespace shorthanded
>>65249272
go eat a kebab, turk
sorry germany but i don't know why were you even hoping, you suck at handball since 2002
welp, I never cared about this shit 'sport' anyway
>>65249294
when you will beat Spain you can talk shit, but shup up now
>>65249284
>>65249295
JUST WAIT
IT'S HAPPENING
FUCK THIS SHIT
france beat denmark
poland beat sweden
norway beat germany
we win against spain
our group >>>> shitheads group
>>65249301
sorry france, you had tough luck, you were in the group with 3 strongest teams in the world
Handball is so fucking boring.
Left -> Right GOAL
Right -> Left GOAL
rinse and repeat
>>65249322
fucking hell, you are 60 millions and you don't even have a fucking handball team...
>>65249322
yeah i also very much prefer to watch 85 mins of shit all happening
The whole body language, enthusiasm and aggressiveness is gone in comparison to the last games. It looks like they don't even care about losing since all the pressure will fall off then.
>>65249333
Why would anyone have a handball team?
>>65249322
this 2bh
made me remember why I don't care for amerisports.
>>65249351
sick sponsorship deals from brands like Lidl and Rinti dogfood
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JETZT IST DIE CHANCE!
>>65249373
Vergeben.
HYPE
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HYPE
over
>>65244942
More like >we are going to be yuros champs of football AND handball
Prepare youre anus Croatia
>>65249391
kek
>we
>šterbik
when did they start muting tos?
und verloren
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>2 minute attack from norway
how many timeouts are allowed`?
1 MINUTE
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nazi's fail again. what a surprise.
>>65249408
you went forward and missed in between
>>65249408
>5 years of occupation from germany
Seems like a fair exchange
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please no, let it end
Germany wins on away goals
EXTRA TIME
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best scenario for croatia and spain
i hope for 10 overtimes
>>65249421
We did it without refball tough.
we don't care about this desu. norwegians only care about stuff we win. see you guys at the next cross-country skiing run.
>>65249442
HOLY SHIT IT'S ACTUALLLY HAPPENING
>>65244942
Maximum excitment
>>65249463
Touché
refball that pen
MORE OVERTIMES PLS
These refs. The Nazis would be fucked without them.
LEAD
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fuck
do they have lines in handball like in hockey
>>65249544
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA CRY MORE BITCH
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Not even watching it, just the live ticker. Every time I watch it I see the same shit, though, the teams make points in fucking turns. How come? Is this the most retarded port ever? How is it possible that teams always score in turns?
>>65249638
It's pretty spannend right now
commentator is screaming so much my tv speaker is cracking up
>>65249638
because the teams are almost equally good
>passive play
>don't take the shot
Thos game decides the true Aryan masters!!!
>>65249638
>How is it possible that teams always score in turns?
Did you never see basketball? It's the same with different goals.
>>65249653
german zdf reporter is about to fall asleep
>>65249653
Post vocaroo
is handball officially the whitest sport?
Will we qualify for the WC if we win this game?
What if we lose?
>>65249672
laptop mic is fuckd
>>65249677
Yes it is
>>65249677
That's not anything that has to do with skiing
>>65249677
Hockey is whiter
>>65249694
>tfw no black skiing meme team
>>65249677
>Player called Reichmann
You can't get whiter than that.
>>65249677
France plays so no
GET FUCKED NORKEKS
HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FINALE OHO
FINALE OHO
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAA
B A S E D
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<3
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
EASY
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Handball is truly the GOAT bandwaggoning sport
>lose so hard you get instant herpes
YES GET FUCKED YES GET FUCKED YES GET FUCKED YES GET FUCKED YES GET FUCKED YES GET FUCKED YES GET FUCKED YES GET FUCKED YES GET FUCKED YES GET FUCKED YES GET FUCKED YES GET FUCKED
congrats deutschland
guess i was wrong
meme sport, meme game, meme tournament
oh shit man
good fucking game, norway
i've had some moments where i thought >we 're not going to make it
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>65249677
>luc abalo best wing ever
NOWAY BTFO
Guten Dagur :DDDD
>>65249742
gg germany
congrats on final
>norgay
Wow. Just Wow. Robbed! Well this german team won't win anything if they play like this.
>goalkeeper tries to shoot because there's no goalkeeper when 5 seconds left
>shot doesn't reach the other goal because there's 15 germans on the floor already
weird
go dagur.. beat croats/spaniards for the good of the sport
>that norwegian player who just lays on the ground with a deadpan stare
This kills the man
>4 best players out
>stroll through tournament
What is this sorcery?
>>65249766
Shut up you sore loser
>>65249773
Björnsen is best rw of the tournament
>>65249760
massively underrated post
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>>65249760
>my faceur whenur islandur postur on /spur/
>Nationalism intensifies
GERMANY ALWAYS LOSES IN THE END
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>>65249766
Norway
>>65249720
>>65249722
>>65249728
>>65249729
>>65249732
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>>65249735
>>65249743
Germany
Frankly embarrassing.
>>65249855
Third time is the charm :^)
>>65249857
ERFOLG GIBT RECHT
It's ok Norway, we'll take care of the eternal kraut once we defeat the croats
>>65249842
Good, first step is to remove that commie flag.
>>65249857
t. cuck
FINALE
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>>65249881
i'd rather have the Slavs liberate us
>>65249857
It was just me brother, trying to give us a bad rep.
Great, now we'll have to forfeit the final because Miss Merkel said so.
>>65249881
Good luck Spain
>>65249928
Good one
>norway for some reason went balls to the walls HAM against france even though they already qualified
>no energy left after that and get destroyed by the germans
>cucked themselves and france in the process
true lads
We did it!
>>65250079
If poland did beat us they would go through.
>>65249665
>>65249655
Then what's the point of a sport that is structured like this? It's fucking retarded. They'll forever score in turns, more or less. So the only thing that will decide this much is the time.
Such a horrible, retarded, pointless sport.
>>65250158
Shut up we're finals now
HYYYYPE
>>65249638
>How is it possible that teams always score in turns?
good luck with that
>>65250079
wew
>>65250158
Sure, a sport where 5% posession and one deflected shot can win you a game is much more balanced and logical.
Why is Football so much more hype than Handball although Handball is faster?
>>65250240
Because England.
>>65250257
this
>>65250257
>because England
>wasn't even in the world champioships
LOL
>>65250236
Because less scores = more tension and emotional outbreaks. Also people like randomness, pure skill is too boring.
>>65250296
Irrelevant, Football has a much higher cultural relevance than handball and that's in no small part thanks to England for popularizing it in the middle ages.
>>65250370
was meant for >>65250240
>spain btfo
the spaghetti has been dropped, croatia is in the finals
how are we playing?
>>65249881
Lel
>>65250482
GERMANY VS KROATIA HYPE
we're definitely gonna lose this one
>>65249881
lmaoing @ your life senpai
Hey, whatdya know, refs aren't being cunts to us for once.
W-we gonna make it lads
Fucking hell Mexico, your fucking keeper manages to be worse than ours.
How
>>65248612
is there ANY sport you americans play without full body protection?
>>65250863
Just giving you some advantage to make the game more thrilling, we love comebacks
lose a three goal advantage you've been maintaining for 15 mins in 15 seconds
only croatia
YESSSSSS
>>65250896
We wouldn't be Croatia if we didn't do stupid shit few times every match.
>>65250874
sex, unfortunately
FUCKING YEASSS
oh for fuck sake
HAPPENING
>>65250930
when did you become so reluctant croatia? i liked you more when you were boasting like a madman earlier
>>65250979
Croatia isn't one person, and it's historical that we do stuff like this constantly in handball.
we need help from our special friend Jesus
have to go home, i'll follow there.
hope you are still here croat bro
>dat turnover
winner mentality as fuck spain
did spain score?
heard my dad cursing in the other room
http://sportdeutschland.tv/handball-em-maenner/europameisterschaft-spanien-vs-kroatien
>>65251027
>american dad watching handball
How hipster is your dad?
>>65251055
probably croatian dad
I expected us to loose against Germany, but I didn't expect it to be so hard for them to win
>>65250944
kek
how based is this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ3lW_x0ojQ
>>65251044
>Diesen Inhalt dürfen wir in Deinem Land leider nicht zeigen.
MOST
DANGEROUS
LEAD
typical croatian sport team
these last 5 minutes reminded me of why i stopped following this shit sport in 2012 after the olympics
>>65251148
why are you watching today friend?
>>65248612
No one really wants to play trustfundstick
meanwhile, man united is still shit
>>65251160
got fooled by the hype
I missed our chokes, we had a mini-choke against Poland but now we're going all out.
i heard conceding 18 goals in one half is pretty bad
>>65251071
Why would you expect that? Germany traditionally sucks at Handball. Norway does too but this timw both managed to make it to semis which made the match kinda hype
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