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the tesco man edition
auld >>65188772
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>>65209287
Get that thing out your nose calijah
>>65209349
>>65209287
Oh dear.
The shithole of Phoenix sub edition.
Never betting on NBA lotto shite again sub-sub edition.
j west still up? Got a question
>>65209862
yes lid?
>>65209807
>prestaking basketball
NBA schedule absolutely DIRE tonight. No plays at all
>>65210113
Portland -5 desu. Sacramento coming off double OT last night. Small on the overs as well
>>65210193
Small on OKC ML when it got over 2 and they were within 6. Looking comfy heading down the stretch. As soon as I say there is no value, it hits me in the face
Imagine a world where a South American game is played and a team doesn't end up with 10 men or fewer. Imagine.
>The Denver Broncos have never won a Super Bowl while wearing Orange in franchise history. So for Super Bowl 50, they will wear white.
HAPPENING
FIXED
SPECIAL ON DENVER SW
#ALLIN
>>65210502
Got OKC @2.5 and then got the Knicks @2.6
Guaranteed profit
>>65210756
I'm enjoying this meme
>not pre-staking the most correctly priced league in the world...
>>65210193
Got on the ML @1.5
Put a large down on just a win, will net me a medium return. I saw that the Kings are 2-9 in 2nd of b2b games and got pushed to double OT last game
>>65210756
They will win either way because the NFL is rigged.
A Patriots-Broncos AFC championship game was an easy prediction.
>Manning's last run
>Heavy betting on Carolina
This is going to be a good game with a Broncos victory. I predict Goodell will have Cam Newton play really well but they will fuck up in the end(a kicker, RB/WR fumble) and all the blame will go on them and not Newton.
>>65210749
Why would I want to do such a thing? Rebacking a South American team that just got a sendoff is one of life's simple pleasures
zzzzzzzzzzzz
What happened to Pac?
>>65211278
>le bored Brit
Top 3 gimmick tbqh
>>65211586
He's gone on a week long SHAGGING session
Imagine not backing statistically one of the clutchest team in the league against one of the worst teams in the league. Imagine.
Happy anniversary /bet/ :3
>>65209807
The 76ers have been on the up lately while Phoenix have been tanking, betting on Phoenix was a dumb move.
Been drowning my sorrows all week
>>65213387
>>65213396
what's your bankroll, lid?
seriously hope it's five digits if you are sticking hundreds on horses
>>65213347
What is this?
>>65213412
I've won big and I've lost even bigger
Some of the oldies from /bet/ will remember when I won and lost 25k in a weekend. Almost offed meself, but the rush was worth it
>>65213032
Dirk owes me a cheeky fiver
>>65213413
JR Smith's (plays for the Cavaliers) text to some random bird
>>65210973
BASED
>>65213396
>>65213387
Stop.
Betting.
On.
Horses.
>just want to make money through betting to live a happy and wealthy life, having university degree as plan B
>haven't even started betting yet
Do you make a lot monthly out of betting?
How do I do it?
>>65214379
have intimate knowledge of what you are betting on. learn what value is and only make value bets. use correct bankroll management.
a few other things, but these are the main points.
>>65214407
By value you mean like how Barcelona was 1.50 a few days ago, or even odds lower for safer matches like a team of 1.20 vs a team of odds over 5?
Hey everyone, yesterday I didn't post any tips because I looked through all the games and I didn't find anything of value.
My first pick for tomorrow:
27th January: 5:30 PM GMT Eredivisie: AZ Alkmaar v Cambuur Leeuwarden: Over 2,5 Goals @ 1.50
Right now AZ Alkmaar is having 2,5 goals in 70% of their games and Cambuur has 77,8%.
Some other facts that made me realize this would be a good bet:
There have been over 2.5 goals scored in 17 of Cambuur's last 20 away games in Eredivisie.
AZ Alkmaar have seen over 2.5 goals in their last 4 home matches against Cambuur in all competitions.
There have been over 2.5 goals scored in 6 of AZ Alkmaar's last 7 home games in Eredivisie.
27th January: 3:00 AM GMT Copa Mexico: Cruz Azul v Venados: BTTS @ 2.10
The last game between these two ended with both teams scoring and lately both of these have been scoring and allowing goals so I believe we'll be seeing another BTTS.
Best of luck everyone! :)
>>65214436
pretty much, sometimes overpriced stuff can be a lure though so be careful, after a while of watching sports you will get a gut feeling about upsets happening too.
>>65214436
>>65214436
Value means that the probability of the outcome occurring is higher than the bookmaker's odds imply.
Value can be found at nearly any odds.
Regarding the Barcelona odds (I am not familiar with this fixture), were Barcelona a better than 2/3 chance of winning? How would you deduce this? If you used the available information (teamsheets, form, home/away, etc) do you think the bookmakers do not have this information also and have priced it accordingly?
Value typically lies outside mainstream leagues.
Topkek which one of you is this?
http://m.telegraaf.nl/telesport/voetbal/willemii/article/25087454/p2-matchfixer-tilburg
Quick translation: A britbong was constantly on his laptop and phone during a football maych, he was also following a livestream of the same match on his laptop and apparently making bets and talking about match statistics on his phone. He was sent out of the stadium.
>>65209287
>Bullying people on an anonymous message board
>>65214582
Top lad.
>>65214582
What's illegal here? How was he match fixing?
>Everton o3.5 corners @1.72
CLUELESS
According to reddit everton has been sold
What combination of predictable outcomes should I accy together:
Djokovic to win AO
Serena to win AO
Panthers to win the Superb Owl
>>65215020
Djok @ 1.57
Serena @ 1.33
Panthers @ 1.45
>>65215020
>Panthers winning the Super Bowl
that Canadian anon would like a word with you.
>>65215031
there has been enough drama with the Oscars and racism claims. The illuminati will have to appease some people by letting Cam Newton win the SB
Juventus + PSG pays over evens
>>65215054
Juve should be higher desu especially with no teams, PSG is basically guranteed
>>65215074
is it the second leg or something? I'm pretty sure they played Toulouse at home last Tuesday too.
>>65215106
>couple de france
>coupe de la ligue
Two separate cups, blud.
>>65214582
We know for sure that Rossy Boy is in the Netherlands right now, just saying.
>>65215272
If I gave you a world tip like Bucaspor DNB will you stop posting /pol/ stuff on the wrong board and finally leave your mother's basement?
Panthers BTFO of the leafs 5-1..
Blackhawks I have no idea what the fuck they did to go 0 - 5 but they choked hard. I didnt watch the game but I saw they switched goalies after 0-3 in the first. Anyone know why the Hurricanes beat down the Blackhawks so bad?
>>65215310
>my argument
These are my only two posts in the thread so far
>>65215278
>>65215284
Please have sex and find something better to do with your life at 7am.
>Black people haven't won many Oscars, therefore the Carolina Panthers will definitely win the Superbowl
>>65215322
>illuminerty changing the superbowl based on racism claims
Totally fine for /sp/.. not /x/ tier at all.
>The people who actually run Hollywood organized that race baiting, so it will have no impact on the superbowl
OMG GO BACK TO /pol/ YOU RACIST ANTISEMITE
>>65215310
>>65215310
>le utterly clueless Canadian gimmick
>>65213387
>>65213396
seek help
>>65215331
>Le getting BTFO by your own country gimmick
>>65215326
How does Canada produce so many great /bet/ characters?
Fuck me, this Canadian is even worse than the Slovak gypsy. Dread to think how shit /bet/ would be if the Brits weren't around.
>>65215335
You really are thick as fuck. I wasn't calling you clueless because of what you said, it was because of your inability to realise there is more than 1 Brit anon and genuinely thinking the other Brit anon was serious when talking about the SB being fixed. But as stated by someone else no one gives a fuck here about your Oscars drama to please take it /pol/ and never come back
>>65215358
>le brits are inherently shrewd meme
>Le /pol/ boogeyman
>>65215363
>changing the goalposts this hard
>>65215365
The only shrewd posters on here are Brits
>>65215358
You lot are the worst of the thread.
SUMS on over 6.5 in Southern-HK Rangers reserves
>>65215377
Genuinely can't tell if you're just (You) whoring at this point or not
>>65215381
ebin meme m8 XD
why is /bet/ so easy to bait? genuinely embarassed for you fellows
Value gone in the Honk Kong game?
>>65215414
365 has the line at 8.5 and mara at 10
SHAKING for 9 goals t b h
>>65215414
On unders, Southern goalie has turned up now his bus was late.
>>65215410
because of how depressed they all are because they've lost so much money
whilst telling eachother that they are up
>>65215425
The line is o8 in Asia
>>65215429
are you projecting anon? you can tell me, no need to be passive agressive like this
>>65215438
i dont get it..
/bet/ is full of moody cunts
why did people get so riled up about my illuminati joke? I must be the master ruseman...
>>65209287
>Cyberbullying
Daily reminder gambling is no longer profitable.
1111111111111111
On to Sigma B -0.25 from 1-0
>>65215501
Swerving on it, the only thing that keeps ringing in my head is "Their defense will pick the Broncos apart" or something, I dont know enough about this shit.. I bet on the chiefs and pats, Im not going 3/3 on shitty /bet/ tips for football, based on supposed jewish manipulation, however real or not that may be.. I just dont know enough and the record for predictions here has been shite.
>>65215498
for you
/mug/
Really though anyone know a good reason why the Blackhawks got BTFO by the hurricanes last night? They were rested up and everything... I think I missed something.
>>65215580
>luck on ice
taking wroclav SW, better team and much more dangerous in the first half, bench is dece too. not scared of them subbing in a 19yo keeper, banik can only rotate their current unexperienced one with a 18yo anyway
>>65215609
Lol the blackhawks are the top of their division and have been good money recently, for them to get BTFO 5-0 there must be something I missed, they didnt score anything.. it must have been a control issue and the goalie choked or I dunno.
Panthers were the other half of my tip, they BTFO the leafs 5-1.. but the Blackhawks should have came through too, easily.
Trembling in anticipation for the incoming penalties in the fix
>>65215636
Are you even up overall? You seem to lose on everything I take, no offense
>>65215609
Its like Arsenal or something getting BTFO by.. I dunno, Crystal Palace.
>>65215547
Half loss.
>>65215704
yes i am anon, probably just bad luck on your part, pretty sure the majority of my tips posted here win
>>65215721
that's a pretty good analogy, both events happen often enough to not be considered weird by anyone who knows luckpuck and arsenal
reminder to report number spammers
>>65215821
Such a dullard.
>>65215821
>wah wah please only post what I want to see posted
another fix
what a week to be alive
>it actually ended with 9 goals
pmsl, thanks mara
>ostrava score as i start typing the post
thanks, gimmick
>>65215857
wtb
>>65215877
Grodig overs
fuming so much, wroclav equalised when i had the re-back on the slip, just waiting for the description of the goal from the reports as i didn't have stream open
>>65215889
Thanks Blogspot
>>65215889
Okay.
>>65215897
>>65215903
zzz making a tutorial on the filter function for you dullards
>>65215883
o3 a safe bet?
>>65215916
Or you could just not spam pointless off-topic blog posts every day
>>65215925
it was entirely ON-topping
>>65215923
>safe
It's a fix, moron. 2 more goals.
>>65215932
So how much do you have on this """"""""fix"""""""" then lad?
>>65215925
Just filter him you nonce but you won't incase you miss him spoon-feeding you
>>65215932
Why aren't the "fixers" betting on o2.75 then?
>>65215946
Yeah, I'm going to miss all of those clueless rball bets. Have sex and then go back to r/soccerbetting please, he's the muggiest poster on here.
>>65215925
i could have also posted a single repeating digit which would have contriibuted to the thread much more but i was fuming too much, sorry
everyone blogs here, not everyone has an unique flag here, naturally that triggers people more because it doesn't get lost in the crowd
h-hi /bet/
It's a bit tense in here desu
>>65215966
fuck off aussie cunt
>>65215963
I like your posts tbqh mate, just ignore the bellends
>>65215943
>>65215955
I take it you slugs missed the massive drops on over 3.5 throughout the entire first half. Don't know why I bother spoonfeeding on here, too many clueless mugs.
>>65215972
;_; ;_; ;_;
>>65215977
Slurp
>>65215966
i tell ya pardner, it's been a while since a train passed through this god-forsaken town
>>65215983
Where abouts were these massive drops mate, doesn't seem to have been carried many places?
>>65215983
>i wasn't monitoring the overs odds of an austrian friendly that wasn't on one of the tabs i had open
why must i be such a clueless mug :(
>>65216003
Pmsl
>>65216005
>>65216003
Why are you out of school this early?
>>65216010
What's funny about asking a genuine question?
Steam Ahead 14:35 is one of the biggest market moves I have ever seen
********IMPORTANT QUESTION********
http://strawpoll.me/6653898
http://strawpoll.me/6653898
http://strawpoll.me/6653898
>>65216044
I'm responsible for 3 of those
>>65216057
>>65216066
THIS is the worst gimmick of all
any of you fags betting on handball?
>>65216072
>not being a thread architect
construction workers SEETHING
>>65216066
>stealing my gimmicks
>>65216072
It's not a gimmick
>>65216075
Yup.
>>65216072
Not a gimmick lid, I'm king of content creation.
>>65216044
You forgot the Clueless Canadian.
********IMPORTANT QUESTION UPDATE********
Have sex please the early leader. The winner will be /bet/s official catch phrase.
>mumbai FC -2 at 2-0 is 5
am i missing something here?
>PAOK
>>65216085
I've got Macedonia, Swedfags, France and Spain, still not sure about Poland vs Croatia and Germany vs Dennmark, what do you think?
>>65216098
a few brain cells you utter mong
>>65216098
Beng are by far the best team in the league
>>65216101
Like basketball I only do inplay bets on handball.
>>65216112
tell me what are the odds for Dennmark in your country, what do they say in media, like you most def gonna win, what do players say etc., how's their pedigree?
>le fix is in
Oh wait, no it isn't because it wasn't a fix.
I take it you slugs missed the massive drops on over 3.5 throughout the entire first half. Don't know why I bother spoonfeeding on here, too many clueless mugs.
>>65216135
>>65216141
Pmsl imagine being this mad because you lost your fiver, no accy for you this weekend! Tears!
>>65216148
I was only on o3 so nothing lost but drop the attitude sunshine.
>>65216148
>implying i was on
>>65216158
Convenient, at least Mummy gets her fiver back!
>>65216122
Will look into it later, cba atm
>>65216176
Why are you so obsessed with fivers?
********BREAKING********
TEARS has snuck into first.
>>65216211
>mentioned fivers twice
>obsessed
Begging you to copulate.
>>65216228
nobody gives a shit you fucken drongo cunt
pmsl
>>65215780
>>65215636
another loss hmmmmmmmmmm
>>65216253
He'll still claim he's up despite not having a spreadsheet to track profits
Would someone mind explaining to me the turnover requirement for bet365 new customers? haven't a clue(less mug)
>>65216266
If he spent 10% of the time he spent blogging documenting his betting he would have a world spreadsheet and would be able to tell you his roi on certain leagues/bet types and so on.
>>65216277
little to none excluding free-bets
>>65214582
kek i knew someone would post this here
>>65216277
You're better off just going over the terms and conditions than getting someone here to explain it
>>65216286
Another pointless clueless trip
anyone else on the PSG/PSV/Barca/Juve or just the reddit slugs
>>65216373
Not sure desu i'll have to see if twitter agrees
>>65216094
>tfw I actually created "Please have sex"
Off to the hairdressers. Taking a pic of Calijah to show how I want my hair. Sick cut desu. Great for shagging teens.
>>65216523
V true desu
>>65216523
Calijah is a right handsome bloke so you're going to look the bollocks
pmsl at how Lux totally disregards any goal scored if it goes against his bet
>>65216533
Is he single?
>>65216554
Noticed this too.
>>65216573
He has a girlfriend who he took back after she cheated on him
>>65216586
Well done.
>>65216660
pmsl
Large staking Al Budaiya +0.5.
>>65216715
Impersonator
>>65216554
Tel him that and not us ffs
Signing up for PGA lads.
>>65216044
>seething slugs all the way down at 4th
Genuinely concerned
Panathinaikos & Cosenza one goal each pls & thank you.
Djok + Serena to win AO @ 2.15
To take trabzonspor or not to take
pls Panathinaikos.
Jamboree surreal
>>65216932
>asking this now instead of getting on DC when it was available
worm
>>65216971
still available on bubblegums
>>65216932
>This dillydallyer
>>65216978
At terrible odds
>>65216715
Hup.
>>65216733
Pipe down chief.
wt u doin u little rats
>>65216952
So much on Trabzonspor
>>65217116
Take dnb?
>>65217116
why?
>>65217137
Teamsheets
>>65217137
literally teamsheets lid
>>65217148
Trabz teamsheet is pretty pony though
>>65217084
>>65217154
Yeah but Gaz teamsheet even ponier imo
Three month's rent on Trabzonspor +0.25 and +0.5, will be adding another month or two with a good start
Trabz gettin battered desu lids
>>65217178
Are you even watching? Should be 1-0 up you silly sausage.
>>65217187
he was talking about the odds you whiny wiener
>>65217187
Yeah, Trabz players cannot hack the snow. Fucking goalkeeper was building a SNOWMAN just then, lucky their shot went off target. Manager not bothered either, keeps CHUCKING snowballs at the right back, pretty concerned desu.
>>65217199
No I wasn't gypsy.
>>65217215
please just have sex already, i'm slowly starting to feel empathy for you
>>65217249
>spends all day betting on coloured pixels and blogging about it to a disinterested audience
>tells someone else to have sex
Tears! Please step outside your caravan for once.
>>65217249
Well last night I was about to have sex, then I checked something on my phone and then she wasn't interested so I missed the sex.
>>65215889
>>65217271
>>65217266
i too enjoyed your seething more when it was after my winning bets lads, better start posting winners, your performance is really taking a dip. i know you're begging to be spoonfed another one since i'm not on your filter list :-)
>>65217314
Just stop responding. They only keep baiting you because they get a response.
ffs
Euan has LARGE staked Gaziantepspor on tipstertube
AZ fixed for overs. Keeper literally diving out the way
>>65217414
>lying
Trabzonspor smacking
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
down thousands
>>65217414
so so shrewd
gambling just isn't profitable anymore
>>65217538
>Not trading
>>65217538
>he didnt lay the draw
>betting on stuff you have no idea about
get a job maybe?
Shut down Wireless, shut down Twitter
Shoutout Deepee, shoutout Flipper
>>65217583
BASE
>>65217419
hup hup
TIPSTER TUBE TIPSTER TUBE
>>65217605
Janssen is just too good, keeper doesn't even have to fix it
Literally getting his 2nd hattrick in four days
Need a Trabz goal or else I can't pay me rent
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jan/27/queen-park-appeal-mascot-harry-the-hoopo-head?CMP=share_btn_tw
Know the feeling
>>65217777
Know the feeling of that check
>>65217737
>Tipping on tube and not here
This place sure is dying
>janitor deleting my /bet/ related post
>tfw my hair is going the same way as caan berry's
Some good words from him here re trading and unmatched money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfsBZC_j5yM
>>65217897
zzz
Trading is for dullards
>>65217856
Was about to post m8. Probably not gonna use TT at all
ADO DNB is your official >Dutch tip of the day
>>65217910
Yeah ok pal. It's a sustainable way of profiting long term with little risk.
>>65217940
Post p/l
Is J west about?
Got a question.
>>65217967
Too busy shaggin
down a fucking spastic cunt
>>65217911
disregard this, official dutchtip is mens volleybal team Dynamo to win vs Orion @ 5
live in 30 bings, tenner max @ marathon
Doubling up my Trabzonspor losses on Antalyaspor +0.25
Pmsl at rball babbies offering up this gift of Heist SW, football isn't played on pixels lmao
Which are the more +ev pet: dogs or cats?
>>65218245
Why is Fenerbache priced so high?
>>65218312
TEAMSHEETS LID
>>65218330
I don't get this meme
>>65218245
Aftertiming zzz
>>65218355
It isn't a meme you thick cunt
A D O
D
O
>>65218376
zzzzzzzzz aftertiming what? not my fault you're too much of a slug to check the teamsheets yourself
