>i watch the super bowl for the commercials!! Haha
>>65199314
Who doesn't
>>65199314
>watching sports for the sports
lmao nerd, I hope you don't do this
>>65199374
>Coming to /sp/ for sports discussion
It wasn't always this way.
Well when it's two teams I don't give a shit about the commercials help to keep me interested
>>65199314
No other reason to watch it this year considering it'll be such a blowout
>>65199379
I come here for lel threads
>watching the Superbowl
>unironically watching the super bowl for the handegg
lmao, most people only watch it for the halftime show and commercials
>i watch the super bowl
>wanting to watch commercials
wow capitalism has cucked america beyond belief
>>65199314
Well that's all there really is to be honest
>>65199314
>HE SCORED A TOUCHHOMERUNTHREEPOINTGOAL! XDD
>I DON'T WATCH SPORTS BALL! I'M USUALLY TOO BURIED IN A BOOK TO CARE ABOUT MEN RUNNING INTO EACH OTHER! XD
>Calm down anon it's only a game!
Why do women do this?
>>65200039
Palm top tiger! :3
>>65200056
he's so fucking fat
>people who talk the whole time during the game but want everyone to be quiet for the commercials
>"YaY Concussions!"
>going to superbowl parties
>there are people
>on this board
>right now
>who prefer watching sports over the commercials
>>65199314
superbowl commercials were like proto-internet memes for the retarded masses. They were always pandering shit. Keith "the Undisputed Boss" Olbermann summed it up best when he said that the whole superbowl commercial thing has long since jumped the shark.
>people who clap
>>65200613
>They can't hear you when you scream at the tv you know!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjJQBjWYDTs
>>65200656
you now remember americlaps
>Women wearing jerseys, smiling every time their man says something
>"Is it halftime yet? Beyonce! Prince!"
>>65200667
you now remember yurop buying American semen
>"Great did that roided out neanderthal concuss his way to a home rundown?"
>"Which sportsball team is scoring more goals than the other sportsball team?"
>"Football is actually the proper name for the sport played over in Europe, which you uneducated swines call 'soccer'."
>"Call me back in when the commercials are back on. It's really the only reason I watch it."
>"Oh is it halftime yet? Finally I can watch something entertaining."
>"Why is it called the 'world championship' if only American teams are in it?"
>"Why are you getting so upset over a game that you have no control over?"
>"Was this really worth showing over Noel Degrass Tyson's Cosmos?
>I watch the super bowl
jk senpai it's a nice spectacle but seriously the amount of advertising is absolutely ridiculous
>>65199314
i hope toyota comes up with a new catchy jingle this year, just like the old prius one.
Enjoy silly shit like the Superbowl while you can, life is going to get really rough over the next 10 years.
If you're not ready, I promise you will not die of old age.
>make a couple of American friends at uni
>we decide to watch the superbowl together
>load up Sky Sports
>mfw they insisted we watch on a shitty flash stream just so they could see the adverts
Only memorable commercial from last year was the one with Pete Rose.
Everyone tries to copy the Old Spice DUDE SO RANDUM xD tryhard shit. Hire some jewish writers and start making clever commercials goddamit. And no domestic abuse awareness, please. We're all painfully aware that athletes are pieces of shit.
>tfw out racing my car every superbowl because the roads are completely empty
I wish like 90% of the human population would die off. Empty highways are so nice and relaxing.
>>65200613
>a woman tells me it's only a game after crying to a disney movie
Lol last years commercials were basically just regular commercials.
>>65201499
just move to nevada or some shit then
>I watch Superbowls that don't feature elite quarterbacks
commercials are supposed to be annoying and something you want to skip,if you are actually looking for them your brain has been jewefied beyond any hope
>tfw you only watch the owl to shitpost
>>65201224
I'd seriously fuck the shit out of Toyota Jan, though.
>>65201656
We are extremely overdue for a purge.
i can't wait for the pepsi half time show which will be remembered, unlike the game itself
>>65201841
>>65200056
>capitalism is the same thing as consumerism
the jews have cucked your media as well, I see
>>65201413
If you're going to watch the game I'd rather watch the commercials than brits pretending to know about sports.
The meme OP is memeing about isn't specifically about the commercials, it's about people who just watch the commercials :^)
>>65201368
>>65201368
pls elaborate
>>65201499
LOl i read this like this idea right here im doing this next time that sounds fun as hell. We rule by fear here, Psychological warfare. youve got to dominate. Fear no man, god, nor beast,
>>65201368
This world will be brought to heel. The parasite squad is coming.
Nah that;s mgs, but seriously, im in biotech so that metal gear solid 5 was my jam when I saw the SKULLS unit. Great inspiration.
>>65201968
The economy is going tits up whether anyone likes it or not. If not outright collapse, then rapid inflation which will BTFO the purchasing power of the average American.
Meaning while wages wont go up, (and havent really gone up since the 70s) everything else will, reaching a point where people can work 40+ hours a week and STILL not be able to keep a roof over their heads.
At that point expect a CAT-5 level chimpout. People burn down their own cities when their sports teams lose here, I expect absolute chaos when people realize they can bust their asses their entire lives and it still wont amount to jack shit.
This isn't some conspiracy theory, it's simple economics. We could have dealt with the problem of the money supply growing too rapidly early on, but we didnt. Imagine not treating a cut and it gets infected and you have to amputate your arm, thats the equivalent of whats happening to the USA economically.
Shit like the Superbowl is literal bread and circuses as the empire decays. Thats why I say just let people enjoy it while they can. Many have a zero percent chance of surviving any kind of actual hardship
>>65202415
https://research.stlouisfed.org/fred2/series/M2
dunno man, you gotta stop listening to conspiracy theorists.
>>65201213
Absolutely. On top of that, it feels like the most rigged game.
>>65202415
>when you see the smiling negro
>>65202449
I dont. I listen to accomplished economists and commodity brokers. I have a degree in finance.
If you're too stupid to see whats in front of your own face and prepare accordingly, you deserve to suffer the brunt of this economic freefall.
Or more likely, you are too cowardly to accept the personal responsibility that comes with safeguarding yourself against a hostile environment.
It's a lot easier to bury your head in the sand and pretend everything is OK than it is to deal with a grim reality, especially when so much escapism is available.
>>65202638
people have been ranting like you about the same shit, citing the same purely theoretical examples since the depression. Nothing happened.
Cite a single reputable source, then we'll talk Chad.
>>65203353
not him but if you think how we operate now is sustainable forever with no problems you might be actually retarded
>>65200646
Seriously, at this point we could make a bingo card, oh theres the vaguely offensive female exploitation ad, the horse ad, the dog ad, 'edgy' ad with two men kissing everyone tries to scrub out of their memory, some ad where a baby steals Doritos.
>>65203482
I guarantee you there will a tranny support ad of some kind.
That seems to be the Jews favorite thing lately.
>>65201539
The most truthful kek I've ever seen
>>65201539
>>65203465
of course not but he's spewing the same /pol/ infowars bullshit about imminent collapse where we all revert to cannibalism any month now.
