Zlatan has the best bantz
not bantz, just undeserving arrogance
>>65198482
>chabal
>beast
>>65198503
>undeserving
Not really. He lives up to his talk
If I wasn't on my phone at work, I would shoop the word "beast" and change it to "beard"
I have no idea who the hipster to the right is.
>>65198631
Not really
>>65198631
>0 (zero) world cup goals
>0 (zero) champions league finals
but hey at least he scores tons against Toulose, Malta and mighty Denmark
>>65198644
no idea why you'd want a picture this unfunny desu
>>65198655
Chabal. He's basically the Ibrahimovic of rugby. Only he talked about himself less.
>>65198672
>Forgetting Brave England
mate... you had one job
>>65198678
TY Gelderland bro
>>65198655
>hipster
kill yourself, that's sebastien chabal
>>65198672
>champions league is a one man operation
He is the leading score in our national team and has carried this mediocre bullshit for the past 8 years
>>65198662
>that flag
>this post
>>65198699
TIL everyone who uses #daretoZlatan is either Swedish or underage
haha poor man's Ronaldo
Mememovic should really switch back to his Inter look
>>65198723
>everyone who uses #daretoZlatan is either Swedish or underage
Often both.
He's pretty much the Donaldo of Ligue 1, always scoring against pub sides, will never take his national team to a World Cup final or his club to a Champions League final
>>65198699
Ibrahimovic played for stacked Internazionale, Barcelona, Juventus, Milan, PSG. As soon as this fraud left Inter and Barcelona they won the Champions League the following season.
> carried this mediocre bullshit
carried to what? To a eurocup play-off when there are baffling 24 spots? You seem to forget Sweden has reached 3rd place in a World Cup. Maybe not in yours, but in my lifetime even.
>>65198683
Chabal is only famous because le beard and long hair. In terms of skill at their sports Zlatan is/was miles ahead.
I don't think he controls his twitter. Same as The Iron Sheik.
>>65198482
>HURR DURR LOOK AT ME BEING EDGY AGAIN
>I'M SO GOOD GUYS
I hate this overcompensating tryhard faggot. Only appeals to edgy 12-year-olds
>>65198631
>Ligue 1
>>65198743
FYI: it's a team sport
>refers to himself in the third person
>causes trouble at every team he goes to, not that its ever his fault
>advertises cars driven by old people and cunts
>would probably do a leddit AMA if asked
the mans a walking tryhard meme
God I hate this cunt and his shitty social media team.
Last year I went to some fancy restaurant in Paris. When we were leaving I saw a guy smoking at the entrance. The doormen were asking for pictures. I asked someone who it was and they said he was a famous rugby player.
Now I know his name. Thanks, Zlatan.
>>65199031
>not knowing who Chabal is, even if you don't watch rugby
>>65199041
I'd never seen the guy.
>>65198752
Calm down 7-1. This fraud played 4-4 against your rapist. Inter got prime Eto and all of Barca played like shit and Poop was outed as the shit he is by Mourinho. Poop had Messi and Ibra at their prime and fucked it up anyways. Says more about him than Ibra. Barca also traveled to Milano by bus because of that Eyafjatjajökulllul volcano grounded all airplanes in Europe.
Besides that, Sweden -94 was pretty good compared to the absolute trash we have today. Like the other swedish anon said, Ibra has carried this team for close to a decade.
>>65198959
>causes trouble at every team he goes to
Not true, he pretty much made Milan a team again when he arrived. They were all in small fractions when he arrived. He demanded that they eat as a team, train as a team and they did. Resulting in a scudetto with utter garbage like Aquilani,Pato,Robinho, Nocerino, Boateng etc.
Same in Paris, changed the parking lot so they didn't have to stroll pass paparazzi and fans every day, changed the menu so they ate healthier and recovered better, better accommodations etc.
You're as England, full of it and never deliver.
>>65199127
>You're as England, full of it and never deliver.
Feeling a little sore?
>>65199359
>no medals in football for more than half a century
>>65199373
could have just said yes
>>65198699
Larsson did that m8. Zleltan didn't do shit then when you were somewhat decent a decade back
>>65198482
Chabal is the most overrated cunt in the history of Rugby. Say what you want about Zlatan but he actually deserves his reputation.
>>65198959
>only old people and cunts drive volvo
le wut
Zlatan is a fucking overrated cunt.
Every norwegian is a cuck for him though. Praising him because our NT is so shit they have to cling to Zlatan as "scandinavia's last hope" in football. Imagine ever rooting for the swedes or danes. Imagine ever cheering for a swedish or danish player. Fucking cucks.
>>65199373
>medals
Hmm I'd take a 50 year old cup over a 22 year old bronze medal but that's just me.
>>65199373
>Medals
Reminder that the scandinavian countries are the only countries that give out bronze and silver medals in football.
>>65199414
Its true, over here at least. Not as bad as BMW or Audi drivers but still pretty cuntish
>>65199418
>Zlatan as "scandinavia's last hope"
That's not how you spell Odegaard m8
>>65199414
>>65199440
It's due to their perception of being highly safe cars to drive.
>>65199454
Martin Odegaard is sooo 2015, it's all about Martin Samuelsen now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlfsFdsiOsI
>>65199088
>this fraud played 4-4 against your rapist
And we played 6-0 against yours
https://youtu.be/CpHd09ND8vQ
>>65199088
>being proud of drawing
You know Ireland beat Germany a few months back?
>>65198482
j-johny hendricks?
>>65199414
It's always supply teachers and tax inspectors driving volvos
>>65199471
A thousand times this
>>65198631
He is the epitome of weak minded. When he plays against equally skilled defenders, he disappears.
If there was an award for the biggest cunt ever, he would be a strong contender
Zlatan has become a parody of his own personality
>>65198959
over here Volvo is basically just large transportation trucks. bmw is the old/entitled persons car. Lexus and Audi not too far behind.
>>65199739
This is accurate, feels like a tryhard now.
>>65198752
>fraud
please...spoken like someone who hasn't even watched him play
He's a flop in champions league...he's just cursed
Some players just aren't lucky enough to win that trophy(look at R9,Buffon and a bunch of other great players who never won it)
Can't blame him for Sweden tho...Sweden has rarely ever been a force in Football and they're definitely not good enough to win at the big stage
His specialty is making shit teams look good and winning them leagues...just like he did with Milan in 2010/11(and if Juve hadn't bought the refs in 2011/12 his record of consecutive league wins would have been untainted)
>>65200044
Fuck this pisses me off. Cheating fucking cunts and the cancer of Serie A.
>>65200064
Forgot pic
>>65199127
>Aquilani,Pato,Robinho, Nocerino, Boateng etc.
>Aquilani
>Nocerino
Wrong year m8
That was 2011/12 in which Milan got robbed by the Gobbi
And
>Pato
>Robinho
>Garbage
They scored as much goals in Serie A as Ibra in Scudetto Season
Ibra also went missing in the 2nd half of Scudetto year
Van Bommel and Gattuso carried us during that half by letting only 5-6 goals in
>>65200071
They've done for like a hundred years
That's why they wear prison uniforms
>>65199395
u wot. he literally eliminated italy from the euros
>>65200071
A question about this. In baseball, a catcher can "frame" a pitch that is outside the strike zone to make it look like it was in the strike zone (quickly bring a pitch outside the stride zone back in after catching). In football, do goalkeepers get away with things like your pic related often? Aren't there some leagues who use "goal line technology"?
>>65200167
yeah but things are different in italy
>>65199586
Yeah but its still funny against big ones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caqo9Jrz2fA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3YDM4mqEcA
>>65200167
goal line technology hasn't been around long, because most leagues didn't want it so they could frame matches. Yes these things used to happen all the time, which is exactly why goal line technology was implemented.
>>65200167
>Aren't there some leagues who use "goal line technology"?
no, that's only in use in the world cup, the technology is pretty expensive, you can't install them in 20 stadiums.
that's why they have those 2 extra refs behind the goal line in the champions league, and they are fucking useless.
so yeah, some defenders get away with chucking the footbal out of their goal quickly so the refs don't get to see it.
>>65200625
The Premier League has goal line tech m8
It's also quite remarkable how Zlatan won't be arsed to learn how to say 'bonjour' after 4 seasons there.
>>65200651
literally the only league that has it though
>>65200673
Serie A installed it this season m8
>>65200673
Actually multiple European leagues make use of it.
>>65200707
>>65200709
since when?
and why do you have those 2 extra refs then?
>>65200820
since last year, those refs also are there for consultant of fouls in the penalty box
>>65200820
Bundesliga since last season, Serie A and Ligue 1 since this season
>>65200673
Only the more corrupt leagues take a very long time to implement this kind of tech.
