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Tired tennis players edition
NFL is fixed subedition
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Pls no more REST edition
>>65188554
I really like Rivera desu, his striking is improving quite a bit and he has solid wrestling I believe whilst Alcantara has struggled when with people who are willing to take him down (Saenz and Issa in round 1 before he gassed).
I'm waiting to see if Barnett's odds improve even more, I was very impressed with him vs Nelson and I think he just has more ways to win the fight.
Agree on Bader, maybe play some round props on him too + Bader by sub. If Bader gets his way he can grind Rumble out maybe causing him to gas and give up a choke of some sort.
I'm large on Tarec/Ellenberger going over 2.5, medium on Natal, Natal/Casey over 2.5, Sage/BB over 1.5, Jackson/Mak over 2.5
>inb4 they delay the doubles match till tomorrow and everybody gets fucked
>>65188772
Nice OC
>>65188958
Its 3pm lid
mara rescheduled it, should be in 32 bings, too much rest t b h
can't imagine how long will these RAD waves last dude, no way are they gonna miss them by trying to make it tough for our lads right?
>>65188805
Bader is a position over submission grappler. He will grind AJ with knees if he gets him to the ground like he did with Cavalcante. My only worry's the fact it's a 5 rounder. Also, Rothwell's winning this lid, with some fighters it's like an instinct. We watched Ben evolve into something more than a power striker with an iron chin. Take into account also that Warmaster is on the wrong side of 35 and soon to be on the wrong side of 40. Prior to the fight with Nelson he hasn't fought for 2 years.
DOWN A FUCKING CUNT
>>65189519
What on m8?
mara saying there's 5 more minutes of REST, they just can't keep getting away with this
>still not inplay
>>65189650
lotto bets
>>65189751
The rest fix is in
>>65189784
This tbqh. And the worst part is I know better.
>>65189650
NFL shit for no good reason. Still down off that.
Delayed while they drag Meister's lifeless corpse out onto the court
zzz all this rest
Why is this thread not on /biz/?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSS
game popped up on 365, my body is off the richter scale
>>65190098
http://livestream.com/accounts/5057055/events/4713329
stream
>>65190129
shaking
>this start
oh jesus
oh no
>>65186610
Down on the first game tears buddy :^)
THEY DONT LOOK TIRED AT ALL
a deuce on their first serve would make me vomit, keep in mind it's doubles guys so let's wait for a few more games before panicking
RESTGATE
Meister and Quigley do look like far better players tbf
What have I done...
those cunts better have an intimate talk there and wake the fuck up, waiting for 2 more service games from the underdogs hopefully our lads don't get broken untill then
I'm going to have to funnel the rest of my roll into a fucking wheelchair
DAC
cashed out already and put on Meister/Q @ 1.95. i'm not going down with the rest of you
Bester? More like Worster amirite?
WHAT HAVE I DONE
Down so much. STILL CANT WIN A FUCKING BET
>>65190398
le cursed polak is our only hope of the bet succeeding, absolute nightmare this lads
1.) FOLLOW HOUSTON ROCKETS
2.) WAIT FOR THEM TO GO DOWN AT HALF TO A SHIT TEAM
3.) BET ML @OVER 2
4.)????
5.) PROFIT
LITERALLY THE 3RD TIME IN A WEEK THIS HAS HAPPENED
These blokes are fucking AWFUL
so much discussion between bester and polansky, surely they have a masterplan in store
>>65190516
Probably asking eachother the rules... they look like two NOVICES
>Canadians in charge of hitting a small, green ball over a low net and keeping it inside a designated area
>>65190516
They're discussing NFL fixes
pmsl
Actually conisedering just giving my roll to charity now, this absurd run of losing bets is making me feel suicidal.
would love to bottle whoever tipped this shite
COME ON
Here comes the DAC
pmsl, went to take a piss and they lost the serve again, so many regrets, should have taken the money and ran
Could go down the park in the morning and find two better players than these mugs.
Head's gone smashing up the flat
>tennis
never again
Happy that I've seen two of the worst tennis players about tho tbqh... also >tennis
cashing out the sw for a 70 percent loss is basically free money right?
>Cockshits
how did they have a 15 point lead cut down to 1 in less than a quarter by an Anthony Davis-less Pelicans ffs
usa>canada
>>65190651
this t b h, even big strong serena is netting every set ball to fuck up my unders, 4 times maybe even 5 in this game, feel ill
>>65190699
4 u
>>65190725
tiny chase on under 8.5 2nd set in the serena game, feel like sugarpova won't hold mentally
>>65190817
Her head has gone m8
>>65190684
FUCKING HELL
LITERALLY HOW ARE THEY THIS BAD
Gonna invest my winnings in stocks after this
>>65190918
The absolute madman
>>65190918
what's the info? is it fixed?
>>65190904
Hedged my bet and got on Pelicans @ 2.65. at least now I'm guaranteed profit whatever the result
>>65190918
bookies SHAKING
sharapova absolutely SEETHING, clearly showing lack of testosterone, regret not bankrolling the bagel
>meister/quigley only holding to 30s/deuces in the 2nd even allowing break points
is the F A T I G U E real?
>>65191120
The fatigue might be real, but it doesn't really make much difference. There's harldy much running and bester/polansky are pretty shitty
>>65191048
but anon tennis tips are lotto shite
>>65191235
tb h in tennis it's more about concentration and meister/quigley have both had pretty unstable serves in the 2nd, sw still not dead tb h but the 3rd set in doubles is lotto shite anyway
actually as i was writing they dropped a 40:0 lead on their serve, nevermind
BESTER COMEBACK?!
>Harbour View bagging 4 in the second half while I was too busy watching myself get DAC on lotto tennis shite
If I had just ignored it like I do most tips on sports I don't usually follow I'd have probably beenon Harbour View and be UAC rather than DAC
>>65190971
I rebacked Rockets. I have no discipline. Head is intact though.
>>65191435
Same, Harden turned up at the end thankfully
need a bester break NOW, my heart can't handle two tie-breaks
>>65191461
Cheers, good to know someone else is living and dying by the stepback jumpshots of an eccentric hipster too.
>>65191546
SHAKING
>they're gonna choke from 0-40
HEADS BACK LETS GO
FISTPUMPING missed first serves on fatigue lotto shite at 4:38 in the morning, living to life to be honest
>>65191553
You are not alone, no-one else was even getting a look at a shot in the last minute or so. Ariza was golden as well, but all worked out
Fuck I'm too scared to bet this game
>>65191743
Waiting until the half, if it is close, betting the over.
>get mini-break
>lose next 2 serves
pmsl
>being this much of a cuck
FUCK YOU CANADA
>Actually might profit from this shitshow
Still the last time I'm betting tennis, this shit is too sweaty.
>>65191814
It's either /freemoney/ where 1 loss sets you back for a month or this shit. Never worth it. I know there is a Canadian here that tips slags but I've lost on the only 2 I've ever followed up on with him.
Fuck sake I've stayed up way too late to lose money. Come on you cunts.
cannot spake
AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR
AIR
HUP.
Good Night and God bless xx.
Why did they not win at 9-7? This shit was as scripted as the National Football League
>he did not believe in the fatigue
>n-never in doubt
disgusted at myself for actually being up tiny from this clusterfuck, can we agree to never do this again?
Up small having been on big. Never again.
>>65190398
pmsl
m
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>>65190398
>>65190429
thanks for taking one for the team wujek, bless you
>>65190429
Based
Spurs +9.5 1stH @1.9
>>65192581
I dunno lid. They are unironically losing to the warriors bench.
>>65192706
I'm done betting on the Warriors to not meme
>>65192581
>spurs down 8
>blink
>down 18
>>65192829
when was this ever a good decision anon
>>65192999
I thought the Spurs would condense the nonsense. May just bet the Warriors to win the 3rd @1.9
Should I bet now or wait? Will the line change?
curry so insane, they just keep falling in
>>65192829
Fucking every other team in the ass publicly is not memeing anon.
There aren't flukes or weird plays going on they're just better than everyone.
>>65193739
Oh I agree. They are by far the best team in almost every category.
>tfw actually took my own advice and got on
>>65193673
On Bovada +6.5
>>65193782
I lost $70 when kerr came back a week later than I predicted. That's what this team has done to me. I'm broken.
I've got a bet with my brother in law that Riley curry appears nude online or in a movie by 2030. She's too into the attention, she's gonna be a public attention whore when she gets to college. $100 for tits, $500 for bush or visible vagina which I think is a great bet as with this generations casual sexuality and public sharing will be even worse 20 years from now. Girls will just have Twitter avatar pictures of their clits.
>Demarcus Cousins o41.5 points + rebounds @1.77
If ever there was a comfy bet with the way he has been playing
>>65194001
Why, for what purpose do either of those bets make sense.
I bet she is going to be fine as fuck though
fedgoat is looking good, can't see birdbitch taking a set or two tie-break off him, small on u33.5 games
>>65194049
bet you didn't get on the jamaican match slug
>>65194061
Boredom
She's a caramel ginger, she'll be horrendous before all the next gen plastic surgery
roger's still got it lads, joy to watch
>>65194350
Really shifts another gear in Grand Slams
>Jewvada takes lines down right as I'm about to make my WORLD bet
Fuckers had Warriors 4Q spread on a +8.5 when it was 5-3 at 7:00 left. It was processing when the selection became no longer available
>>65194665
not just the GOAT tennis player but the GOAT human being, roger federer
>birdchoke
>the 76ers are 3 point favorites tomorrow
What a time to be alive
fuck man, everything inside of me was telling me to bet on gsw to win the 4th quarter line. It was up at 5.50 at the first minute of the quarter. >:(
>>65194846
That Suns team looked deceptively good when I saw them play the Spurs.
>tfw was laying Federer to win in 3 sets
DESPERATELY need Berdych to win this set
>>65194049
I got Cousins over 29.5 points @ 1.8
free money
>>65195055
>>65194903
Good lads
>didn't get on Charlotte @4.6
Want ebolaids tbqh
>>65194958
>doubted the GOAT
only myself to blame
>>65195163
>he wasn't on roger federer the most clutch bipedal on earth
>>65195163
I was about to and then my fucking phone died.
>>65195201
I chased you with that unders but I have no idea what it meant or if it won.
>>65195278
Hmm it did win. Nice surprise tbqh. Thanks lad
>>65195278
won in a rather sweaty manner, fed was down 0-2 in the third and got the break when it was 4-4, a 7-5 would have been okay too
3OT and I'm pulling the trigger on anything over 2. I've missed like 5 chances for guaranteed profit.
WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT
Bovada's got South Korea U23 DNB @1.77. Highest anywhere else is 1.67
on khanh hoa -1.5 from 1-0
Is King Kunta the bet for Triple J #1?
Who's on the Djokovic here? Easy money
>>65196440
I'm on 3-1 and 3-2
>>65196440
Djokovic-Federer-Murray accy
>>65196463
I am on Federer-Serena-Djokovic accy. Just need for him to hold.
>>65196440
>tfw like Nishikori too much to bet against him, otherwise i woulda done the favorites accy which was @ evens Serena + Fed + Rad + Djoko
>>65196485
>allowing emotions into your betting patterns
stop this.
>>65196494
Just curious. Is betting for your team considered letting emotions into the betting pattern. Doesn't everyone do that?
>>65196455
on since 365 somehow had the best odds on the market and it's hard to see djoko taking this in straight sets with the way both played here
>>65196525
>Is betting for your team considered letting emotions into the betting pattern.
yes. you should only bet on your team if it is a value bet. you should only make value bets.
how much do you lot make in a decent month?
>>65196638
Tennis has been world for me $1750 this month
>it's another aussie friendly with a value ruining goal in the first ten minutes episode
>>65196638
About 20€ if I'm having any luck.
>england
lmaoing at your cricket team
zzz khanh hoa struggling to put one past 10 men while i'm tapping my schlong to the sound of dong thap goals. really felt better about the former, my bad lads
dong that WANTS 10
can't stop topping up
>>65196963
so huge
>>65197022
got a feeling it's another one of those stop scoring after largest top-up has been placed memes
NEED a khanh hoa and/or dong thap goal like A I R
>>65196963
cannot stop losing
zzz another train that left me disappointed, didn't go too spastic from 8-1 on but still larger than others, gutted at missing out on those aussie cunts, was genuinely puzzled by the olympic price from mutuals but thought they knew something i didn't
>on hue u19 +1 from 0-1
>hue gets a red in their favor in 90th minute down 0-2 and scores to make it 1-2
>proceeds to concede two goals in the span of 30 seconds injury time
pmsl, can't even trust a bunch of aspiring rice farmers
>>65196899
>>65196963
>>65197066
>>65197118
>>65197483
You are an addict. Please seek help.
hate to clog up the morning toilet again but PVF could have choo choo potential considering they're against ten, up two early and had an 11:0 match in the group already, though against a bottom team
>>65197532
Imagine wasting your time on pointless rball bets and missing out on the world Nazilli price earlier
>>65197526
i sure do need help carrying these bags of GUCCI from my vietnamese tadpole winnings
>>65197567
bet you pre-staked it because you saw a couple red down arrows in asia you little rat, woud love to test your round chubby chin
>>65197679
zzzzzzzz just have sex you sad little gypsy, don't care if it's with your chickens or your sister just PLEASE have it.
Tears if you weren't on djokovic -2.5 sets
>>65197961
>on Nishikori +2.5
would have had a shot at winning a set if not for the SPASTIC amounts of unforced errors
>Not one mention of the fix
value on zalgiris overs? metta + has just been smacked pretty hard but they only have a 5 men bench, zalgiris with some rotations but mostly offensive youngsters it seems
Ice Lotto looking like shit for later on tonight, probably swerve and get in tomorrow.
>>65198086
Although Canucks seem like they will probably beat the Predators, their records are fairly tied up and are both under 2.0, so not sure I want to take the risk, not really something you could call value.
>>65193873
Lel here you are canada
>>65198396
kek, another tin-foil hat wearing nutter
that canadian could make a friend
So LARGE on Mexico women cannot inhale to oxygenize blood stream
>>65198429
seems correctly priced for me.
>>65198424
Canada says Broncos, America says Panthers. Yet both are certain NFL is rigged
>>65198437
is the american also spouting >muh jewish conspiracies? can't be bothered wasting precious seconds reading that shite
my hairline is gonna be as thin as the metta bench if zalgiris don't score two
>>65198466
Go have a read
Feet numb
Kaysenispor aren't looking too good.
Inegolsport +1 @2.25 is a shout i reckon
>>65198429
Suicidal
>Big_Al following everyone
aloominum A I R
>zalgiris conceding at the end
feel like i got gobbled up by latvian fixers t b h
mfw put a dollar on Metallu at 34 and they won in the 90th minute
Now on $34
>>65198777
Dullard
>>65198777
can imagine terri leigh being a terrible lay if i'm going to be quite honest with you lads
>>65198777
would love to throw her to the floor and keep punching her in the face
>>65198777
C U R L I N G
U
C
K
>>65198777
You can tell she goes on reddit, absolutely disgusting
>>65198777
>crazy eyed bipolar blonde bitch #59590810
she vacillates between risky, rough sex with random chads and borderline prostitution with cuck betas
>>65198773
Don't care
medium on podbrezova -1
ΠΑΜΕ ΡΕ ΚΟΡΙΤΣΙΑ
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what idiots run this site
77/8 DAs and still no goal jesus christ
MACKERSSSSSSSS
>>65198873
I want to smack this but I'm scared because they're so shit
>>65198873
once this line moves im going large desu, impossible for this to end 0-0
>>65198916
I'm on -2 and I doubt I'll even get a refund
>>65198921
I sort of want to take +1.5 now desu even though it feels like suicide, the price has been the same for the last 15 minutes
Large staking Mexico Women -0.75.
>>65198932
ah shit my prices weren't updating for some reason so disregard this. Tried to take Vietnam on a +1.5 and it didnt let me lel
literally 2nd coming of Bayern Munich women
u1.5 @1.4 special
mexicos scorer now on
rball babbies down, shrewdies up
Going to be down insane here. Need 1 at the very, very minimum.
podbrezova subbed in a completely new squad, youngsters and fridges unfortunately, atleast they're fresh and mikulas didn't rotate and has 4 subs incl. the goalie
>>65199036
so abort?
1111111111111111111111111111
>>65199034
AIR
rebacking desu Vietnam heads gone
>>65199028
told you
all in on Mexico 0.0 from here
>>65199042
it's a gut thing i guess, your call
depends if you are a believer in F A T I G U E or not
>>65198939
Half win.
Albania woman +2 @1.85
There was no way you could not lump on o0.5 towards the end there. Insane that it ended just 1-0.
>>65199098
why
>>65199101
>>65198773
Really hate this gimmick.
>>65199106
Greece haven't scored for an hour despite having huge possession
Large staking under 5.5 in the Greece v Albania game.
>>65199157
Won.
>>65199256
Albania surreal
Why aren't you on Stoke +?
>>65199276
because Klopp is building a dynasty and Anfield is a FORTRESS especially on big nights like today.
surreal podbrezova kids actuallly came back for the refund, no harm done means i can post a smug judge slip right?
>>65199288
IMAGINE believing this.
>>65199157
You're good, cheers.
>implying im not gonna be £4k richer on saturday
11111111111
Pmsl at the rball slugs that aren't on
>>65199288
on the draw BTTS desu
>>65199333
was about to smack the -1 but market suspended before I could place, seething
>>65199328
>backing QPR against unbeaten in 11 Nottingham Forest
absolute madman
Laying Blackpool all day desu
looking to get on senica - soon, strengthened the squad with some solid signings including the top goalscorer from the 2nd who's starting today, playing a solid squad. duslo lost to podbrezova 4-1 recently who's around senica's level, plus they had 6 straight losses before the winter break
hey /bet/ whats your guys favorite app for looking up line/odds/O/U? iphone plz no bully.
>>65199382
>didn't get on
ill. probably taking a -2 at this point, perhaps a HT -
Any updates on the biscuit situation?
>>65199387
oddschecker.com
oddsportal.com
Rossy on the phone to Thomas Cook
excellent, now i can reback
How DOES he do it?
>>65199519
on -1.25 medium
hope this is one of your good tips senpai
HATE "fixes"
>>65199328
>le I hate money man
Begone child.
>>65199668
>le im poor as shit guy
lmaoing at you're life
33333
>>65199678
>poor as shit
Nice projection. You should try /r/soccerbetting its more your place lad
>>65199328
The cheekiest of the cheeky accys
Grassboppers with a decent squad.
>there are people here who still don't believe the NFL is rigged
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmUdpQljwE4
>he predicts the Panthers-Broncos super bowl on Dec 7
>he predicted a scandal would hit one of those teams just weeks before it did
So, what are the odds of predicting those both correct? Less than 0.001%. You think he's fucking around?
He picked the Broncos later on in the video. Put your money on them.
>inb4 hurr durr i don't bet -ev sports
This is not -ev. This is a rigged, predictable game like the WWE.
