Stuff that happened today:
ramires close to joining random chinese club for £25 fucking million
leeds sign diagouraga
steve sidwell joins brighton on loan
leicester submit £10 million bid for eder (the sampdoria one not the shit swansea one)
atsu joins malaga on loan
watford agree personal terms with mario suarez
pochettino literally forces levy to stop being such a jew and agree a compromised fee for townsend with newcastle
First for Arfield
Oscar Hiljemark maybe somewhere
Oliver Torres to Dortmund
Toonsend
how do newcastle fans feel about paying £10m for andros townsend
>>65185326
empty
>>65185316
>Androos Toonsend
oh god
>>65185218
I want the guy who sells Chelsea's players to sell my house
>£50mil for David Luiz
>£37mil for Juan Mata
>£25mil for Ramires
>Durrby
>>65185326
>You mean 10 POINT FIVE million
>tfw the chinese league will become a top league in your lifetime
wew family
>>65185358
>Penley
Do you think if Andros Townsend did play on the left wing he'd repeatedly drop his shoulder and run into the crowd
Also
El sharawi to roma confirmed
Buffon retiring after wc 2018, just enough time for donnaruma to git good
Ronaldos goals have minimal impact on real games
>Paying 1 million hours of sports direct wages for Obertan 2.0
>>65185358
>own goal
>two penalties
fucking lel
>>65185370
>Spurs want £14m
>Newcastle bid £10m which is rejected
>Newcastle fuck off
>"N-no p-pls we were only joking!"
>Newcastle get their man
ABSOLUTELY KEKED
>burnley had 3 penalties last season
>missed 2 of them
>those 2 missed penalties cost them 5 points
>if they had 5 extra points last season they would have stayed up ahead of villa
feels bad man
>>65185416
And Levy got an extra half a mil
Well Levy'd, Levy
Pato to Chelsea literally 90% confirmed.
he will be on a 6 month loan i think
>>65185418
every team has those "if" scenarios
>>65185416
Newcastle should have started the bidding at 5m tbqh
>>65185358
EVERY
SINGLE
YEAR
>>65185416
>>65185416
I just read that Poch asked Levy to let him go, or get rid of him, depending how you look at it.
>>65185316
>Oscar Hiljemark maybe somewhere
i think he'll stay to secure playing time before the euros
>Derby
lel, what the fuck was that
>own goal
>two penalties in four minutes
>massive deflection
>DERBY COUNTY
ARFIELD
>the city of the county of derby's defenders
>there's only one jason shackell
banter! lad lad! oi oi!
get rekt barton you cunt
>>65185454
This is correct, Man Utd would be odds on title favourites this season if >we weren't total shit
>hertfordshire mercenaries
Agree with the commentator there, no way that should count as anything but an own goal.
>>65185416
They still paid £10m for Townsend. They can't really be seen as winners in this scenario.
>>65185530
literally who?: the squad
hope they continue their collapse and slither back to the irrelevant leagues
>>65185326
never liked townsend, scored a few worldies in good form then he was all over tv being praised as the next bale, constantly on itvs punditry. He thinks too highly of himself and has done nothing since those few good games he played
Still cant be any worse than that little faggot toe-van
>>65185531
I don't agree.
>>65185550
>watford
>collapsing
not this season
Probably a penalty desu.
>>65185561
I can wait
>>65185561
they've lost like 5 in a row
>>65185555
dont think hes even had a match since his little tantrum.
Not needed at Spurs anyways, and not good enough in fairness
>>65185592
They beat Poocastle to stop the rot
>>65185555
>being praised as the next bale
well that definitely never happened
>>65185561
>there will never be another team as pathetic as watford 06/07 or derby 07/08 in the BPL again
All the bottom teams go on meme-runs now, suddenly winning 10 in a row and fighting for Europa League spots. I miss the old times, when good team where good and bad teams where just bad.
>>65185530
What is your problem with Watford?
https://www.change.org/p/fa-football-association-diego-costa-to-recieve-an-official-punishment
>>65185592
They drew with city and beat newcastle
>>65185645
>They drew with city
Not really, drew with Chelsea
>>65185642
Why is it always Arsenal fans.
>>65185642
arsenal fans are so pathetic
it was such an obvious red
maybe they should blame mertesacker for attempting a no look tackle instead
>>65185606
ah yes, very impressive
>>65185613
say nae more senpai
>>65185672
I still dont udnerstand how Sunderland haven't dropped yet
>>65185613
don't worry lad villa are still shite and will remain so
>>65185642
It wasn't even a dive though. How can an entire fanbase be this fucking stupid?
>inb4 "wer'e not all the same"
Most of you are actually.
>>65185642
Those strong british names
>>65185642
This is one of the most butthurt things I have ever seen, fucking hell. Pathetic.
>>65185642
>The issue is concerning a major issue
Jesus Christ already
I'm not reading this shit
>>65185613
>that Derby side
Fucking hell every time
Villa are absolutely screwed this season though
>>65185685
So many near escapes, only to never learn and do the same shit every season. Think this could be the year they drop though
>>65185723
>Costa AND Fabregas
W...what?
>>65185812
He didn't say Fabregas you idiot, he's talking about that dirty rat Fabregaes.
>>65185831
My mistake
>>65185843
It's funny though, it reminds me of a friend of mine who's also an Arsenal fan (who also unironically switched to City for like 3 months and then went back to Arsenal), and he's been calling Santi Carzorla "Garzola", still does. Arsenal fans truly are the worst.
>>65185723
costa and fabregaes
jaysus the state of arsenal """""fans""""""
>>65185876
>being butthurt that an ex-player signed for someone else
>your club LITERALLY had first refusal to sign him back
>Arsenhole
>>65185416
>that pic
>>65185612
https://www.google.ie/search?q=twownsend+next+bale&oq=twownsend+next+bale&aqs=chrome..69i57.3068j0j1&sourceid=chrome&es_sm=93&ie=UTF-8
it did
>>65185628
>liking a team full of mercenaries from a shithole
>>65185949
>being a poorthener
>>65185418
>Leicester have two penalties this month
>against mongo teams
>memerhez misses both
>if they had four extra points they would be seven points clear
feels bad man
>>65185929
And in his second appearance for England, World Cup qualifying 2013, Townsend was suddenly England's most important player. 'Feed the monkey' etc. Bizarre.
25 mill for Ramieres is a fucking great deal for Chelsea.
He's been too much of a liability for Chelsea, always looks like he could get a red but I'll always be thankful for THAT goal against Barca.
>>65185344
£37m for Mata was a reasonable valuation based on how he was playing before he was sold.
Man U played him out of position and in a different role then wondered why he didn't perform.
>>65186054
I'm just worried about the replacement. I mean I trust RLC but I don't know if the club doesn't.
>>65186054
ramires is wasted at chelsea, they never use him right
LGTSS
>paul clement
>>65185437
I just don't get this. Another out of form, past it striker for silly wages.
Even if he does somehow turn it around and get some form, he's 29, you'll only get 2-3 quality seasons at the very best.
I'd rather field Bamford.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnnOzuSG3fM claude rambling
>>65186097
More like >shackell tbeh with you family
>>65186106
It makes sense if Remy is leaving and they gave up on Falcao. Not that I like it, Remy should stay and Falcao should have never happened.
>>65186106
he's 26
>>65186106
>pato is 29
christ
>>65186077
He's been best used to spearhead fast counters. The problem is when he's played against teams that are unadvenerous and don't allow for counter-attacking.
Must be good wages in China because there are a lot of premier league sides who'd benefit from him.
>>65185275
96th for scouse murderes
>>65186106
i don't get any of chelshits signings desu
they keep bringing in this shitters who come in and then go right out the door
>>65186154
Hmm got him confused with another terrible Chelsea target.
All signs still point to perma-crock though.
>>65186164
China is becoming the rich MLS.
>>65186178
bit far fetched
>>65186178
With god he means Allah, right? please tell me there isn't a batshit Christian cult that is against sports or something.
>>65186119
More like >keogh
>>65186206
He is Christian, he's talked about thanking God in a few interviews.
>>65186178
That's bullshit but Chelsea selling him looks a better deal year on year. Contract was running out and he had injury problems even then.
>>65186206
I knew a girl who was in a Christian cult that didn't allow dancing or alcohol. All the girls wore denim skirts, for some reason too. She drank a shot of Appenzeller once, and we're still not sure if she knew it was alcohol.
So I guess it's not too farfetched that one might ban sports.
>>65186206
its not real lol
>>65186183
Chelsea have a really terrible person in charge of their buys in the form of Emenalo.
Buying young, expensive but not really proven players in positions Chelsea already have strong players in, then keeps buying past it shit for positions that Chelsea desperately need.
It was obvious at the end of last season that a strong second choice striker and an alternative to Fabregas were needed.
>>65186249
Yeah but banning dancing and alcohol is perfectly normal, this is the first time I heard someone calling sports a betrayal to god.
>>65186274
>Yeah but banning dancing and alcohol is perfectly normal
If you live in the town from Footloose, maybe.
>>65186249
She was a Quaker?
>>65186274
A lot of Premier League games are on Sundays
>>65186270
I can't blame Emenalo to be honest, until this summer he actually bough good players, and under another manager both Lukaku and De Bruyne could have stayed. But it is worrying how Chelsea is lacking in the strikers zone, all the money spent for the right wing, the fact the midfield is far from the best around (that's common for the all the EPL teams though, I can't think of a good midfield in the league),
>>65186311
No, just a member of some small cultish branch of Christianity.
>>65186340
Lukaku wanted to be a first choice striker. That wasn't happening.
De Bruyne looked terrible whenever he played, could he didn't show anything.
>>65186402
True, but they were young players who couldn't have been handled better. Lukaku especially imho, signing Eto'o was stupid.
There's no way chelsea are managing to legitimately still their fringe players for 20mil+ consistently. There has to be some money under the table to help pass ffp
>>65186460
Still=sell*
>>65186460
The real shady deals were signing Papy and the Islam Feruz 3 days loan to a random Russian team.
>>65185642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--CdA8IhE6Q
>>65185685
nobody knows, everyone wants them gone, same with villa
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jan/25/anchester-united-louis-van-gaal-resign-offer
>>65186769
>manager wants to leave
>try to talk him out of it
>>65186800
Well if he goes they'll be forced to make the choice over Mou.
>>65186340
>I can't think of a good midfield in the league
Dier Alli Dembélé.
Two very young players and a pretty good one.
>>65186822
And if he stays, they're stuck with a manager who's basically admitted he can't reach the team anymore.
Is Lacazette the most /fa/ footballer?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3416227/Newcastle-Sunderland-organise-secret-Wear-Tyne-derby-clash-rivals-prepare-Stadium-Light-friendly.html
>Sunderland and Newcastle United will meet in a secret Wear-Tyne derby at the Stadium of Light this week. Sportsmail understands that senior players will be involved in the game, which comes just seven weeks before they are due to face each other in the Premier League. The decision to organise the practice match so close to their survival showdown at St James’ Park has stunned backroom staff.
lolwut
inb4
>dailymail
>watford agree personal terms with mario suarez
get ready for Malena Costa aka The Final Gold Digger my british friends
>>65187068
literally who
>>65187052
Not opening that article tbqh. No particular reason.
>>65187078
She'll end up with some british celebrity soon
>>65187123
who is this penis punisher?
>>65187244
I believe Malena Costa, as the unemployed man said
>>65185416
poor frenchie
>>65185479
i feel like Poch is the kinda guy who felt bad that he couldn't play, but there's no way a guy with attitude like that would play for Poch
LVG SACKED WHEN???
>>65187092
Its the fucking internet mate, they could probably pay some russian company to boost their views with proxied IPs.
If u won see d info, see it. Shit lad