>marathons
>a sport
Pick only one
http://www.9news.com.au/world/2016/01/25/12/38/dog-accidentally-runs-us-half-marathon-finishes-in-an-impressive-seventh-place
How about we agree that sports are only those competitive activities that animals can't accidentally take part in and win.
>A dog that left her Alabama home for a walk has wound up running in a local half-marathon – which she ended up finishing in an impressive seventh place.
>Two-year-old Ludivane, a bloodhound from Elkmont, a town with a population of only about 400, had been let out for a stroll by her owner, April Hamlin, when she came across the Trackless Train Trek Half Marathon.
>Always up for a run, the puppy committed to the endurance challenge – and finished the 21km course in just over an hour and 30 minutes.
>The Elkmont Half Marathon honoured the canine’s participation and awarded her with a medal.
>Seventh place
>Winning
Also a regular pet cat can run 100m faster than Usain Bolt, so I don't sure why this should come as a surprise.
>>65183284
i saw that on reddurp too. glad u wanted to share with 4chins
>>65183310
exactly, so
>sprinting
>a sport
pick one, Lars
>>65183284
I'm sure you could just use regular gorrilas as linebackers
>>65183335
all dem false starts though
also unsportsmanlikes
also murder
I want to pet that dog, I think he's a good dog
>>65183335
Can't a quarterback just run with the ball? If you teach an elephant to carry a ball with its nose and run forward that should be enough to win the game.
>>65183342
I don't think unsportsmanship and false starts would be a problem, I mean Koko is pretty smart, she even has a IQ of 85-ish something.
But I can see manslaughter happening
are dogs an athlete?
>>65183363
of course they can be. Just like a horse can be.
GOAT reporting in
>>65183363
My pup says yes
Also look at ops dogs muscles, that pup was in good shape before he ran that half marathon
>>65183335
They'd be GOAT at MMA
Wait....Why the fuck aren't there man vs beast underground gambling videos to be found on deepweb? I fucking know they probably do it in Thailand or Moldova or somewhere else similarly sketchy.
Or even just animal vs animal would be kewl
Good job pupper
>>65183415
Japanese bug fights
I too peruse le reddit
>>65183284
>How about we agree that sports are only those competitive activities that animals can't accidentally take part in and win.
That destroys
>swimming
>sprinting
>weight lifting
>wrestling
>cross country
>boxing (kangaroos)
That's like saying let's not fly in planes anymore because birds do it easier
>>65183517
I'm sure it destroys Basketball as dogs can play and save underdogs
>>65183517
You could put whales or something in front of hockey goals and you'd never lose. Hell maybe even football goals.
>>65183547
>>65183547
a while would die outside of water after a few minutes
>>65183575
Hockey goalies are allowed water bottles and shit.
>>65183547
>>65183575
>>65183586
I fucking love this thread
Based Ladybird
GjGe pupper
>>65183363
yes
>>65183328
Litterally the first/most basic and fundamental sport known to man.
>britain
>sporting
pick 0
>>65183363
More athletic than anyone associated with "e-sports"
is an dog a athlete?
>>65183284
Goode dogge.
>>65183534
>implying the NBA isnt already full of animals
Seriously though, what constitutes a sport? Is any physical activity that can be competitive a sport? Is any competitive game a sport?
Car racing? Poker? Chess? Red bull air races? Ice skating? Sky diving? Diving?
Where do we draw the line?
>>65186361
A physical competition where your opponent has a direct impact on your performance
>>65186406
So the Tour De France is not a sport? You ride next to opponents but it's pretty much all endurance and drugs, they don't block each other.
Skiing, golf, drag racing, snowboarding, skateboarding, bowling....all non-sports since opponents are only indirectly effected by each other's performance in scoring?
>>65183578
dont try to push your insecurities upon me redditfag.
RIP athlete
>>65187193
Did your doggy die Aussie bro
Is an dog an athlete?
>>65183363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edLEjHw5-Ak
you tell me
>>65191164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz-8OjVV3ws
It's pretty accepted cannon that marathons are events not sports
wheres the damn flowchart explaining this?
>>65183575
So long as they die directly in front of the goal.
>>65186890
Why do you think those are only talked about on /asp/?
>>65183284
>>marathons
>>a sport
no, it's a fucking chocolate bar.
meanwhile at my apartment.....4th nap of the day.
>>65183342
>murder
Gorillas are gentle giants m8
>>65183284
>winning a marathon
>in Alabama
>difficult
choose two (2)
I'm glad this thread is still alive tbqhwyf
>>65183284
can we get a clearer shot of hottie in the background?
>>65195821
Flop his ears around for me and scratch the underside of his lower jaw for me anon
>half-marathon
>>65183352
Seconded!
Good job puppeh!
good work pupper
>>65195862
This
>>65183284
>hounds are literally the GOAT breeds
fuck your spic/nigger fighting breeds
>>65183352
good pupper
>>65196860
>tfw had to put my beagle down in November
I keep his collar on my bedside table
>>65196954
it's 1 am, way too late for these feels
time to pet my dog and take him to the park tomorrow
have a rare pepe
>>65196954
He always hated you
Thats why he pissed so damn much on your shit
Let his soul rest and throw away that damned collar already
Faggot
>>65183284
based
>>65183284
Good endurance, pupper.
>>65183284
Is an dog a athlete?
if an animal can beat a human at it, then it isn't a sport.
>>65191164
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>65191221
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
why do people even watch marathon. the whole point of watching sports is to follow the ups and downs of the competition and perhaps some dramatic endings. none of it exists in marathon. the guy whos leading with 5km left to the race is going to win it
>>65183284
i think you guys are missing the real story here
>bunch of fat alabamans get btfo by a dog just out for stroll
>>65198813
>none of this exists in marathon
Spoken like a true sporting cuck.
>>65183284
>How about we agree that sports are only those competitive activities that animals can't accidentally take part in and win.
I BET YOUR IDEAS ABOUT MOTORSPORTS CHANGED NOW!!!
