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Sharapova sub edition
>>65144053
dullard
ONEONEONEONEONEONEONEONEONEONE
Bubblegum babbies worshiping Euan for winning them some fivers zzz
>>65144116
>he wasn't on
>>65144073
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all in on pats?
>>65144116
>>65144138
Got a few hundred on with 10bet skins but it's an embarrassingly obvious bet, not proud of myself.
>Not on
EUAN JUST TAKE MY £10 FOR TIPS FFS
>>65144180
please have sex lad
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>>65144188
Sure mate. Skrill me £10 and I'll send you my tipstertube link
Viimsi a massive price here
>>65144180
Love this gimmick.
cant stop rebacking
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4 goals in 6 mins pmsl
>>65144224
Why?
Overs was the bet.
>>65144219
Private picks with 5 minute warnings only
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Up so many fivers
STOP SCORING FOR FUCK SAKE
IM NOT ON
I DIDNT GET ON IN TIME
AND I WANT TO GET ON
BUT I KNOW FOR A FUCKIGN FACT IF I GET ON THEY WILL STOP SCORING
CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE FFS
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rebacking so hard
>>65144268
Tulevik team has been ravaged as they've all joined the first team who lost a lot of players so they've only got teens left
>>65144319
1-1
>>65144324
Down a fucking cunt.
>>65144324
zzzzzzzz boring, chance to reback I guess
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT
I JUST STAKED VIIMSI 0 AH
THE OTHER TEAM WENT UP THE OTHER END AND SCORE WITH THEIR SECOND ATT ACK
GENUINELY SUICIDAL FUCK OFF
>>65144369
ahahaha faggot
What is the shrewd Sunday afternoon bet? Real -1?
so there are some MMA fights coming up that have practically guaranteed outcomes. I have never bet on sports before and need help. Where in southern california can I bet on a sporting event?
>>65144362
10bet skins pulled now zzzzzz can't catch a break
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>>65144476
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>>65144476
>land of the "free"
>>65144527
I dont know what that is. Is that a website?
>>65144590
pls go
>>65144590
It's a scam, is what it is.
>>65144619
If you have any complaints about our service, please take them up with the customer service department.
>>65144590
A betting agent with representatives on many different social media websites and forum. I am the rep on /bet/
Genuinely crying. Can't stop losing bets. Send help.
woody ffs
Absolutely UNREAL simpsons on sky1 lids
>>65144686
and your ROI is less than breakeven.
See you in a couple of days lads.
>>65144800
give us ur account u little rat
55555555555555555555 btw
hope you all rebacked with each goal, but have stopped now
>>65144011
Is this before or after Syrian rape gang finished with her?
>>65144947
up absolutely insane
Need OC posters to come back
SOMEONE SMACKING VIIMSI
Where are the Yanks?
>>65145053
Me, ruined a 365, shaking
>>65145066
wi yer da, shaggin
NEEEEEEEEED 1 more MPS goal for absolute brains
rebacked too far they've stopped playing
SMASHING MADRID @1.36
>>65145235
-1.5 is just free money tbqh
>>65145066
Shoveling money onto the Pats
Absolutely world weekend of shagging. I didn't know it was possible to have a sex hangover.
Need a bet to take my mind off it.
>>65145188
up so much
cue
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>>65145275
PLEASE have real sex
>>65145275
hope you didn't blow too much of your roll on slags and white girl
>>65145293
>muh fiver
>>65144011
Do not take my name in vain agan
>>65145417
>he didn't get on
>>65145428
How much you down lid?
Can NOT stop smacking Viimsi
HUGE on Triple H to win Royal Rumble
WHY are you missing out?
SHAKING at how much i've got on Real -1.5
Either the predicted public gamble on New England isn't as strong as expected or there's plenty of pro money for Denver cancelling it out.
HUGE ON CARDINALS ML WITH ALL MY EUAN MONEY
>>65145590
on Viimsi because I need to lose my Euan winnings
>>65145590
Thanks Nick
PENALTY
>>65145589
BHAHAHAHAHA
Mug.
>>65145589
KEK KEK KEK
>>65145589
My sides. They've looked horrible to start this match
wow down spastic
>>65145667
Didn't realise games were 7 minutes long
gonna be up so much when Madrid win 2-1
Need a Pumas goal like AIR
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What a day, such a turnaround these last few days
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>>65146014
>tfw got on sw from 1-0 down @5
surreal day, I needed this. Month turning around now
2k+ day, hup
>>65146095
>lying on the internet
>>65146133
Cluj fix, Greek game, ONS, Thor, MPS and Leiknir and Viimsi now. I barely have bubblegums too, sort your life out if you're not up sums.
Anyone know what I might have done wrong in the spreadsheet to cause this? Been using it for a long time, only started today. My bets look normal.
>>65146250
Probably something to do with your dates being wrong on your bets. If not, just delete that sheet and make it again
Only scraped 1k profit today zzz should be level for the month after the amount of world bets there's been today zzz
>>65146214
>fix
People still fall for this?
>>65146446
yes
>>65146446
zzzzzzz have sex, here's your (You)
Im doubtful but im medium on pats-4
Viimsi CS only up to 5-1 zzzzzzzzzz
gonna have to go to a&e lads. physically can't stop topping up madrid SW
>>65146686
can't believe I stopped rebacking at 2 goals, worse than a loss desu
>>65146686
What site?
Up spastic
-1 was @10 pmsl
>>65146806
10bet, wouldn't accept my 6-1 bet zzzzzzz and pulled so can't cover anything
On Real Madrid to score at 1.33
>>65146883
muggy
>>65146847
Post slip.
>>65146850
Wins, chill.
How were the bookies so clueless pmsl
Another four figure day on Betfair today too zzzzzzzz, daylight robbery. Need bubblegums like air.
>no mackers bolivia tips yet this season
what's going on
Mugdrid backers about to be BTFO
Gambling too easy zzzzz
>>65147435
he's given up gambling for he rest of this month
>>65147600
lel
Pats were suppose to be THE BET
>>65147343
How much you up for the month lid?
>>65147774
A pitiful amount tbqh
>Real Madrid
>Patriots
down so so much
>>65147843
At least you're up
>>65147770
Literally no one but clueless casuals would say that. Arizona ML is the bet. Denver and NE is a tossup lotto game
FUCKING HELL THAT NATIONWIDE COMMERCIAL PISSES ME OFF.
HE SAYS EPIC COMEBACK STARTS RIGHT HERE AND THEN THE KID HITS IT OUT OF BOUNDS. MANNING SAYS LUCKY SHOT LIKE THE KID WAS STILL BEATING HIM. MANNING GETS THE POINT, THE BALL HAS TO HIT THE TABLE ON THE OPPONENTS SIDE. FUCK
>>65147435
James Mckeown I'm watching every Bolivian game this season and going to keep an overall track of my bets/tips... No profit by the end of it and I wont be following it ever again.
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just wait for Pats to go down 14-0 and bankroll NE SW at insane odds
does makcers even make any /profit/ and is it worth joining pga grp even?
>>65148278
Probably worth a punt tbqh
also the HD NFL stream
http://gstreams.tv/streams.php/7
>>65148370
up 800k in 2015
already up 200k in 2016
you do the mafs
Ameribets, you here? How do you withdraw without arousing suspicion? Just got good enough to turn a consistent profit and make enough money to withdraw after ~3 months
>>65148500
does he actually post his slips or his statistics?
Lads, my wife's son is trying to put my entire roll on a "can't miss" soccer accy. He is threatening to tell her that I beat him and I can't talk to her because she is at her ex's house and won't answer the phone.
This whole wife's son patter beyond boring now zzz
>>65148853
>>65148932
tired gimmicks zzzzz
Betis running down the clock nicely
>>65148932
This whole flood your nation with Muslims business is beyond played out at this point. zzzz
haven't shaved in 5 weeks
Fucking hell, value on Pats was going to be insane if they went down 2 TDs
>>65149542
>value
you do not know what this word means, stop using it
shaving my asshole was the best decision of my life
>>65149802
Maybe right now, but once the hair starts to grow back and starts to prickle you, you'll regret it.
>>65149733
Lmfao. Pats @2.5 or higher in the 1st is the definition of value. Fucking psuedoshrewds
>>65149802
just did the same senpai
Reminder to never bet on the spread before a game starts.
>>65150069
"no"
They got gifted that TD and their coverage looks shit
BENZOOOOOMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Bodog of course only giving 1/2 point spreads on the first half, such trash.
>>65150205
This game is clearly lotto shit anyways. But Jackson got down to the 2, the penalty was for 1 yard. I'd hardly say gifted. If you mean the turnover, that was the Bronco RB being a dumb nigger.
I'll reserve any bets for HT but this is looking like a shit show
Swerving on the rest of this game.
>people didn't believe the NFL was fixed
Fucking idiots
>mfw the Canadian fix man was right!
>Microsoft Surface Tablets
>not being on entry #30 wins the Royal Rumble @ 2.50
and you call yourself shrewd?
Room stinks
>>65151045
Entrant 30 has won twice ever.
>women are charged more than men for the same service!
>inaccurate leftist propaganda during my football stream
What the fuck is this shit.
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>>65151045
Where is the list?
>>65151306
>>65151425
c a l i j a h
>>65151324
wiki
>>65151242
>>65151324
basically I got on @ 2.50 at 888sport whilst the line over at 5dimes was already @ 1.11
>>65151895
oh fair enough.
St Louis Blues vs Chicago Blackhawks (Ice Lotto)
Toronto Raptors vs LA Clippers (Apehoop)
Thoughts on these games?
The only explanation is that Mackers was on Madrid.
>>65152022
wwe is a decent way to get an edge, just gotta pay attention to all bookies (especially to US ones) and pounce when lines start shifting but some bookies are too slow.
>>65152040
Raps/Clips Over t b h
>>65152185
Raptors have won their last 7 matches by a significant number of points.
>>65152040
raptors for sure
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James Mckeown
3 mins · Cheltenham
First Bolivia bet of the season.
Bolivar -0.5 (Straight win). Medium. 25 minutes left. Current price 1.98
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>>65152432
Their biggest wins are against the Nets and an injured Heat team
>>65152608
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Blackhawks 32-15-4 vs Blues 28-15-8
Only 4 games ahead, but getting -145 compared to +165 for the Blues on moneyline.
>>65152782
Blackhawks also got BTFO last game against the panthers 4-0
>>65148637
just pay your fucking taxes and nobody gives a shit
>>65152740
kek
>>65148637
LAND OF THE FREE
>>65152608
ALTITUDE
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>sportsinsight
Anyone used this ap? Don't want to actually place bets just view odds and lines. Wants me to register.
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>>65150807
What did he say?
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MACKERS UNREAL
>>65152608
hup
WEW 1111111
What a blooter
Lux after timing again
Mackers surreal
Goddamn Pats
JUDGE
>>65153726
missed it, got a webm?
Mackers back with avengace lids
Reminder that I tipped mandrama a few days ago and no one listened.
Lux loves an aftertime.
>>65153885
Unfortunately mate, watching bet365stream
Been away for a few days and come back to see nothing's changed, Euan STILL a bubblegum babby, Mackers STILL unreal, Lux STILL aftertiming and Brasil STILL such a fraud
>>65153396
Anyone? =(
>>65153995
Probably sitting in his Jacuzzi now with Newnes and a load of birds laughing at you seething little slugs.
Head's gone, feet are numb, fingers are stopping working.
>>65154289
dont even know what this shit means
>>65154289
Wait, what bet is this on? I'll tell you right now if it will win or not.
>>65154433
Triple H @ 1.5. 1.1 everywhere else. Cannot lose.
>>65154488
site?
>>65154289
what bookie is this? I'll join you on it lid
>>65154488
Good shout. But you coulda gotten him at evens just a few days ago.
>>65154488
wins
>>65154535
>>65154560
Winner/Titan/the other one in that group.
>>65154580
Yeah but was it a #LOCK then?
>>65154580
Thanks for that, I'm sure he'll just pop in his time machine and go lump on it, you utter fucking nonce. Have sex.
>>65154621
You still can pretty much lol Bodog is giving 1.95
Humble Lions - Portmore o1.5 @1.60
game 2 minutes in
>>65154679
HUGE
>>65154679
>>65154621
Patriots was a lock too ;) Im not even betting on that shit, I dont know enough and if the wrestling cunts do anything its not predictable.
If hes the chosen favorite, he probably wont win in my eyes.
>>65154621
Yes it was. It was a lock Monday night after Brock got attacked.
>>65154642
Eat shit you cunt.
>>65154136
http://bigcottage.com/houses/skyhaus/availability/
Cringe desu, only renting for a few months and putting photos up like he owns the place pmsl
>>65154735
>>65154713
Like you know wrestling is all chosen beforehand right? The ref tells them what to do moment by moment, its not even a secret.. its all done just for maximum profits.
>>65154803
Yeah, Last time i bet on it there was a yank and an irishman giving 100% winning tips
>>65154803
Is this post meant to be ironic stupidity?
>>65154679
tfw not available in the UK
200 quid deposit bonus too
>>65154786
Tears #exposed
>>65154786
£3650/week is stupidly expensive to rent somewhere even if you're in London, never mind Cheltenham. Looks pretty nice but such a naive move.
>>65154891
>He thinks WWE/WWF style wrestling is a legit sport
>He doesnt know the winners/losers are determined before the match
Its really not a secret, it kinda destroyed their fanbase like 15 years ago when people caught on. The ref says powerbomb next, and the guy receiving it does everything he needs to in order to make sure his neck doesnt get broken, otherwise people would get fucked up all the time. The chairs are all made to break without causing damage etc.
>>65155013
You have to be 18+ to gamble mate.
>>65155013
I didn't say it was a legit sport anywhere you sperg.
>>65155065
He's right, they don't actually fight each other and they choreograph the moves
>>65155013
>this one thick Canadian who constatnyl ruins the thread with his inability to understand basic concepts
>>65155128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvTNyKIGXiI
>>65155065
Probably older than you cunt, and Im not your m8.
I wouldnt even bother arguing about it, you legit dont know its fake? Sad really, cant imagine youre making much bank if you dont do enough research to even know the WWE is just a mens soap opera.
>>65155256
Big fan of this new clueless Canadian meme.
chasing madrid losses, nearly halfway there just need nobody to score @ porto
Just put a £100 on South Africa to beat England
I seriously have no idea how cricket even works
>>65155256
ffs really? Just spent an hour looking through the stats. Triple H seems like he has what it takes to win.
>>65155256
do you legit have a disorder?
>>65155333
Just chasing the madrid and schalke losses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhESGrnUieU
goes innn
>>65155324
Go look it up retard, look up something like "Piledriver procedure" or something. The guy whos having it done on him positions himself in such a way that his head is squeezed between the legs of the person doing it to them above the bottom of the legs, so that his head does not actually hit the mattress and his body's weight is held up by the person doing it (So he doesnt break his fucking neck, you imbecile)
>>65155484
>fucking donuts aren't ya
>>65155504
Haven't been on /bet/ in a while, is canada trying out a new retard gimmick?
>>65155504
>>65155324
When Steve Austin broke his neck, its because they fucked up the maneuver for example. That was not planned.
>>65155484
I bet you're white and live in the middle of a field
>>65155556
>There will never be a better bet than unders/draw in this game
http://uk.soccerway.com/matches/2015/11/09/argentina/primera-division/club-atletico-temperley/argentinos-juniors/1978591/?ICID=PL_MS_09
cba
>>65154974
>renting
not really much value
>>65155565
wrong, wrong
>>65155759
Agree, have nothing to show for your 10k+ after 6 months
>>65155759
>buying
pmsl
>>65155759
>i-I'll just stay in my parents basement until I'm 25+ s-so I can afford the deposit for a mortgage
Give your head a good shake lad ffs.
>>65156128
This desu, so difficult to buy, nothing wrong with renting from 20-late 20s, will be dece if you rent with mates too.
>>65156128
>15k
>>65156128
no just living in one of my parents houses :^)
Made a deal with my wife, if I make enough to buy us a couch, I can save the rest for a new console. Am maybe ~50 off a couch, what console should I get?
>>65156561
Ask her son what his favorite is
>>65156561
SNES
