No memes allowed edition.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, HELM
holy shit- scar already!
Nice play helm! Need more of that if he wants to stay a wing!
Thank you based helmy!
First for Larkin
Pulkkinen SCARRRRRR when?
Can't shimmy one in on Jimmy
>>65124814
More Larkin hat tricks please.
>>65124840
Minute 46, around 1:30 into a power play
'sup ladies
>>65124860
Can't wow the How
>Getzlaf passes on a shot from 5 feet away to a guy surrounded by 3 defenders
God damn you Kekzlaf, god fucking damn you
>>65124872
I'm counting on you
BTW commercials are back in GCL, yay
https://youtu.be/Z2HNZ0ZeTq0
The Django stream is fucking great tonight, Fox Sports Detroit feed yet it's on City TV from Canada with no ticker at the bottom. Highly recommended.
>>65124904
And now I'm hungry af, damn those burger ads
>>65124904
You will now have "save big money at menards" stuck in your head all day every day
>>65124896
Ain't no one callin' Howard a coward
>>65124904
Please don't shoot me if I happen to be wrong, against all odds.
KESLER SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>65124900
>How1rd
SCAAAR Kesler
im not a duck fan but i am 1/8th mexican on my dads side. can i be their fan for this game?
This team and defense in front of Howard. Just none
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>65124932
I won't, he could do it earlier *TIRSK*
Aww shiet Jimmy got shimmied
YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH KES
>>65124956
You just became their most american fan ever
>>65124972
Wouldn't mind if he did.
Ducks fans, what's it like to be Mexican? I want to know
>>65124997
No one would I believe but you have to be realistic
So maybe next week
>>65125024
Are Red Wings fans really talking shit about the ethnicity of someone else's fans? lel
>>65125075
>implying we don't appreciate our non-white fans here
>tfw no black Red Wings gf
>>65125144
Nasty
>>65125024
its pretty cool. i get free college thanks to all the rich white people in my state. everyone thinks im a real hard worker even though i literally never had a job and just play video games in my moms house.
>>65125189
You really have to go back
>>65125038
Probably when you least expect it. That's how it seems to be usually.
>>65125197
im full citizen going back to my grandparents. OC voting for trump right here. fuck those pablos trying to take my handouts, probably open up a few more seats at duck games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kBfK5LUVEM
>you now redeemer this absolutely amazing goal
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR MVPERRY
SCOREY PERRY
>h2ward
So it's gonna be one of those games, huh?
Scorey perry
>a pane of glass
>howard
YEEAAHHH RICKY RAKELL AND PERRS!
>giveaways
>2 on 1s
>blaming Howard for any of those
RIP defense, I cry evrytine
>>65125317
This tbf
>>65125024
Wings fans, what's it like to be Black?
>>65125317
Doesn't mean Howard is any less of a shit goalie
>>65125262
You. I like you.
>>65125317
NIggas tryna blame the white man for everything
>>65125304
Wouldn't mind a meme game that ends with at least 8 goals in total tbqf. Feels like a while ago since he got to see some scoring.
>>65125333
Pretty fucking sweet desu. Practically drowning in white pussy and everyone feels so guilty being around me that they'll give me pretty much anything I want if I asked.
>this thread
Go ducks
>>65125372
Yeah, drowning in the fat from the only white girls that would sleep with a nig.
Wish someone tipped off the newfags from reddit that cuckposting is ironic.
>>65125413
>thinking all white women worth a damn still cling to such antiquated notions of race
Cracker plz
>>65125413
>this mad at the thought of bbc smashing white poon he has no chance with
>>65125348
Pretty easy to blame the white man when everyone is white
>>65125532
Not hard when the prospects are either the naggar in sagging pants and a wifebeater gyrating in front of a popeyes at noon on a weekday hollering 'O LAWD DAT ASS' at random women or the well dressed white guy with a job.
>>65125556
at least he doesn't have to live in Detroit.
Thats pretty much the worst life you could have in this entire country.
this game would be 1-0 detroit if petr was in net
smell my nuts howard
Dear lord, please let Datsuyk score for that sweet
>a pane of glass
meme
>>65125655
>being this delusional
Perry and Kesler both had prime scoring chances.
Detroit doesn't play good defense. They were total Lidstrom babies and now they're awful with him retired.
>>65125618
Or, you know, the well dressed black man on the job.
Not all black people are niggers, nigger
>>65125655
Don't meme so hard, you might sprain a finger
>>65125677
>>65125695
you can both smell my nuts too.
mrazek excels at those kind of saves, he's just bad on point shots sometimes.
Perron isn't looking very good
>>65125679
The median income census shows that my example is much more likely than yours.
>tfw Detoilet fans are all niggers
>Detoilet defense
lel
Do the Wings always have this many giveaways?
God dammit Perron, another stupid penalty. This is like the 6th I've seen since he's joined the Ducks, and the 2nd tonight.
Nice refpuck
Center ice makes me want to go to Jimmy John's.
I mean perron has some great setups and got s goal his first night, but shieett, leave the dumb penalties behind
Refs and ducks can smell my nuts.
>>65125938
At least Garbutt hasn't pulled any dumb shit yet.
CAN'T TURCO THE JURCO!!!!!!!!!
WE JERKIN NOW
JURCO GETTING SHIT DONE
>Garbutt can't stop cheap shotting the ducks even on their team
Fuck
SCAAAAARRRRR!!!
JURCOOO!!!!
IM JURCIN' OFF BOYS
>>65125979
>>65125980
In honor of posting at the same exact millisecond as Swedebro
>>65125962
Thankfully I've heard he's been less of a goon thus year
>>65126016
You too fäm
>>65126019
Well he just gave Lindholm a knee to the head
who here remembers
>a pane of glass
>>65126067
How could we ever forget?
>>65126067
I always thought that referred to the glass between Detroit fans and their family in prison during visits
>>65126028
>black girls with the flash in their eyes
god i love that look
>>65126080
Love you fin bro
>>65126100
good one pablo
Can you fags stop with your jungle fetish in game threads? Christ.
>>65126161
>mad
>at girls
>Jimmy "why can't I hold all these rebounds" Howard
THESE FUCKING CHEAP ASS REFS
>>65126100
wew
Fucking VatMan tryin kill our Jimmy
lelmao @ green yelling FUCK
I feel ya Green, FUCK indeed
>>65126218
Your own player is, probably for good reason
Just Green my shit up fäm
>>65126218
>Finbro
>Cheering for the swedes
>>65126220
>>65126226
But how would you know how he felt if he didn't let you know?
>>65126264
Cause I was feeling it too
>>65126264
>>65126284
i felt it down in my plums
>>65126218
kill yourself
>>65126254
I have my reasons (Pulkkinen and Filppula before him)
>>65126334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A
These refs are such fucking cunts.
>>65126464
Yeah absolutely pathetic. The cucks couldn't capitalize on it though.
>>65126464
I'd say so, did you see that late hit/boarding by Quincy?
>>65126486
You think it's a legal play to have someone by the head and slam it into the glass? lel
>>65126464
They've been shit on both sides of the puck tonight tbqph
>>65126519
No, I don't.
>>65126605
Exactly. The only thing worse than refs making too many calls is refs making too many calls and still missing actual penalties.
It's 9 o clock on a Saturday boys
>>65126998
No, it's 3 am on a sunday ;^)
>>65126998
It's barely 6 o'clock faggot.
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR MVPERRY AGAIN
HOW3RD
O
W
3
R
D
SCARRRRRRRRRRR MVPERRY
>Dekeyser
Bad defense and interfering with Howard.
>>65127047
>implying I give a shit what time it is in Mexico
S C O R E Y P E R R Y
>>65127047
>not understanding how time zones work
>the state of California
The refs finally doing their job
>>65127074
>>65127080
It's the only relevant timezone you flyover nigger :^)
How many penalties have the refs missed this game?
Jeeeeez
KESLER SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
again
KESLER SCAAAAAR
What the fuck are the refs doing? This is awful officiating on both sides.
SCARRRRRRRRRRR KESLER
lel what an embarrassing cucksquad
trade howard for some good defense
That Jimmy Howard is quite the elite goalie, eh? Worth that contract isn't he, eh?
Damn..refs are fucking the red wings pretty hard right now
These fuckin' refs
also
>How4rd
These fuckin' refs, man. I hope someone lynches them after the game.
Detoilet is so shit
I'm shutting this off. These refs are deaf dumb and blind. When they zoomed in on one of those fat balding pieces of shit earlier it was obvious this guy is unqualified to be on the ice.
Why is it whenever ducks win against the wings, the refs seem to help them? Happened last year with perry hooking in final seconds, and this game getting away with everything.
I have been watching the NHL, NFL, MLB and college football since the mid 90's what the FUCK is the excuse for modern NHL refs? They fucked up so hard with the lockout.
>Wangs fans think they're losing because of the refs
You're losing because the Wangs have an obscene amount of giveaways this game
He would.
Whoever thought that was too many men on the ice needs to review the fucking rulebook
>That loud you gotta be kidding me
>>65127338
You're an idiot if you think the wings don't deserve at least 3 more powerplays.
>>65127338
We're losing because we have that retard in goal.
>>65127338
No, they're losing because of shit defense and to some extent perhaps some Howard too. But the reffing sure isn't helping.
>>65127351
Detroit fans can't read
>>65127338
Wongs fans are used to playing every home game 9v5 so they throw a shit fit and act like it's a league conspiracy against Detroit when that doesn't happen
>>65127364
The only ones I've seen are a missed on a high stick and the trip on Larkin
>>65127391
Yeah, and since the trip on Larkin drew blood, that's 3 PPs. There's been others the refs have missed for both teams that were less egregious, but it's pretty clear the ducks are benefiting more.
>>65127391
Running into Howard
>Wongs complaining about refpuck
This is revenge for ending Lydman's career smelly niggers
>>65127443
You mean the crosscheck on Vatanen that launched him into Howard you blind fuck? lel
>>65127437
>trip drew blood
That's not how it works buddy
>>65127443
>Vatanen gets checked from behind and launched into Howard
>WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T THESE SHIT REFS CALL THAT BLATANT GOALIE INTERFERENCE THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT
>>65127465
There was no one even near him during his break onto the goal dumbass
>>65127437
You don't get an extra power play for an accidental skate blade to the face you stupid moron. Holy shit, do you even know the rules of the game? No wonder you cry at the refs all game.
>>65127443
He got shoved into Howard.
>>65127467
Please explain how his cheek magically got cut if it wasn't by a stick.
>>65127516
Blade of a skate when you fall into someone's legs
>no call on a slew foot on Theodore
OMFG REFPUCK SHIT REFS OMFG WAHHH
>>65127538
It's just hard-nosed, old school, aggressive hockey when the Wongs do it
>>65127498
Now you're just making shit up you fucking liar. Everyone else except you says he got shoved, that should tell you something.
>>65127503
>>65127536
>>65127538
>>65127559
You spics and your hockey "knowledge" are cute.
I want to see Howard vs Gibson fight.
Did Gibson get drop kicked? Lol
Should be goalie interference on Detroit there, right Wongs fans?
>>65127598
Better than nigger hockey knowledge Tyrone. Go back to watching cuckhoop you fucking ape
>>65124727
Be nice to Finland.
You can't deny those autists their memes
>>65127636
>winning
>still manages to get salty
jeeeeez
Dan O’Halloran should be the Ducks player of the game
>>65127636
>I-I'm n-not a dirty wetback, you n-nigger!
>>65127598
>if you disagree with me, you're a Ducks fan
>>65127672
They're not used to winning, let them run their mouths like the losers they are.
>>65127674
He can get the first star, and Kendrick Nicholson can be the second. Gibson has been decent, though.
>Wongs fans are already leaving en masse
lel
>>65127696
Better than exiting every first round lel
>>65127714
Yeah no disrespect to Gibson, he's held up pretty well. The Ducks fans on the other hand are so obnoxious I actually miss Canucks threads with Kippers
>>65127722
HOCKEY TOWN
O
C
K
E
Y
TOWN
O
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N
>>65127748
I love Kippers, I've enjoyed every gamethread with the Canucks. They have some of the best fans on /hoc/.
>>65127748
>talk a bunch of fucking nonsense the entire thread
>'omg you guys are so obnoxious'
Nice self awareness
>>65127748
>every person talking shit about the Wongs is a Ducks fan
>Detroit education
>>65127774
Fuck off Kippers
>>65127722
Every teams fans write less when it's not going in their team's favor, just go back and look at your own teams fans in this thread.
>yfw a wongs fan near you talks shit
>>65127748
>Detoilet fans in charge of handling the banter
>>65127810
>Swedish reading comprehension
>>65127785
That's real nice Chico.
>>65127795
Yeah we get it. You only said it three times. Nobody cared the first time. SCORE
>1:16 left
is it happening bros?
How about that, three goals in two games straight. Who would have thought.
SCAAAAARRRRRRR!!
>>65127843
I've only said it once you moron
>>65127833
>banter
There's a fine line between gross ignorance and banter, faggot.
A ton of feathers weighs as much as a ton of bricks
Didn't know Detoilet could produce so much salt
>>65127914
How much is 30 seconds
>>65127946
>not knowing our city is literally built on a salt deposit
>all this Detroit hate
almost as good as a victory
nice try at the end there
GG Detroit
See you next season.
why is Howard so fucking bad bros
GG Wongs
GG Anaheim. Will look forward to another shitty thread with you guys in the future.
>Ducks win
GG Wongs
GG Detroit.
>>65128044
You'd think the fucking game was on NBCSN tonight.
GG Ducks
i missed the 4rd, whys everyone bitching about the refs?
>>65125262
>OC voting for trump right here
tfw living in a blue state so your conservative vote will never matter =(
>>65129284
Voting in the primaries will matter. Liberal from Detroit here, hoping you meme Trump through so he can get destroyed in the general election.
