>All these people sucking brady's cock and calling him GOAT for 4 superbowl rings
This man has 5 all as a player and he didn't do it all on the same team with the same system and coach.
>a DE has the same effect on the game as a QB
Power Rankings, greatest QBs non ESPN Edition
1. John Elway
2. Warren Moon
3. Brett Favre
4. Joe Montana
5. Drew Brees
6. Dan Marino
7. Tom Brady
8. Ben Rothlisberger
9. Sammy Baugh
10. Peyton Manning
>>65089611
haley was just a hired gun though and only a pass rush specialist. plus he was a horrible teammate and legit crazy
>6 rings as a coach
>responsible for all of the pats and giants superbowls
GOAT
Who the fuck is Charles haley
>>65089657
Am I being memed?
>>65089611
>he didn't do it all on the same team
jumping ship is easy, sticking it out through rebuilding and winning multiple owls with one team is hard
>>65089657
i literally can't stop laughing.
>>65089668
What are the rings made out of?
How much are they worth if they can just be handing them out to every coach, waterboy and janitor on the winning sides team?
>>65089657
>no Steve Young
>>65089657
>3. Brett Favre
>4. Joe Montana
holy fucking shit
>>65089657
In 5 years it will be
1. Cam Newton
<Power Gap>
your list
>Charles Haley is the only player in NFL history to win five Super Bowls. He was a tremendous player, and he was inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame Saturday because of that fact. But the lesser-known aspects about him have to do with his penis, masturbation habits and other disturbing behavior from his playing days.
>Jeff Pearlman’s excellent book about the 1990s Dallas Cowboys “Boys Will Be Boys” is flush with stories about just how nutty Charles Haley was.
>Here’s an excerpt:
>The reputation started with the penis—a fire hose of an organ that brought Haley more pride than any game-winning tackle. As he grew comfortable in the 49ers locker room, Haley would stroll up to an unsuspecting teammate, whip out his phallus, and repeatedly stroke it in his face. Players initially laughed it off. But Haley refused to stop.
>He would jerk off in the locker room, in the trainer’s room. He’d wrap his hand around his penis, turn toward a Joe Montana or John Taylor, and bellow, “You know you wanna suck this!” or “You only wish you had this, baby!”
>“Charles used to beat off in meetings while talking graphically about players’ wives,” says Michael Silver, who covered the 49ers for the Santa Rosa Press Democrat. “It got to the point of ejaculation.”
The absolute madman.
>>65089663
Michael Jordan is a really horrible person and probably a sociopath, but that never seems to count against him.
>>65089657
Cam newton
Russell Wilson
Mike vick
Mcnabb
Tom brady
>>65089740
Holy fucking shit
>>65089740
>>65089746
Those are Cam Newton levels of horrible and crazy.
Confirms he will be the GOAT
>>65089716
Last set of patriot rings were 37.5k each
>>65089740
Michael Jordan used to literally beat up his own team-mates in the locker-room, but beating off in front of your team-mates? That's just...
>>65089716
> The rings cost $36,500 each and are the most expensive ever produced by Jostens.
> Kraft purchased 150 rings for a total of $5.475 million
That's chump change for a team that just won the super bowl.
>>65089763
Not materials cost. That's because they're Owl rings. If they were custom jewellery for some Joe Schmo they'd have a resale value of very very little.
Jewellery is a terrible "investment", btw. You'll never get back what you paid.
>>65089769
GOAT
damn i kinda want cam to win so we can see a bunch of /blacked/ post on here
but i also want pey pey to win :*(
help me /pol/!
>>65089668
>>65089611
>>65089788
Seriously though, they rip you off like no tomorrow. The resale value is atrocious. Many times you're lucky if you can get 30 percent of what you paid originally.
>>65089611
He lucked on to the rosters of 2 different dynasties
While being a shitty player himself
>>65089663
>hired gun
>loved SF so much he wanted to take pay cuts
>SF thought he was too much lockerroom trouble to they gave him to dallas in turn for picks
>Literally helped dallas's younger players turn into future GOATS
>still had love for SF so much so he took a third stringer contract just to retire as a niner
>hired gun
>>65089732
>that pass
>>65089657
Nice trick
>>65089657
Can't wait for tom to win 3 more rings and retire the undisputed goat
>>65094928
Tom still chucking balls into his late 50's and just gaining as many rings as humanly possible
>>65089657
I don't know how you can physically be this stupid
>>65089740
He also apparently used to just leave his dick out on the table during film sessions. Another incident involved him taping up his sack and dick in medical tape and jumping around the locker room screaming about "I am the last african warrior"
>>65089740
Meanwhile at the Brady's
>>65089643
>Trent Dilfer is relevant
A leaf
>>65089740
How have I never heard this?
>>65089740
>After retiring he was diagnosed with bipolar disorder and began to undergo therapy and take medication.
>>65095079
Truly bizarre. "Great" people have such a strange propensity to buy into weird idealogy and wacked out shit. Stay humble, guys.
Because he's easily replaceable. Had another DE taken his place in those 5 guys they still would've won 3 or 4 of them, maybe even all.
In all 4 of Brady's SB titles he was responsible for a late game comeback.
>>65095079
Someone post HGH's mooning story.
>>65097146
has more to do with being from cali than being rich
>>65097157
So in all of those games he had to hope his defense made-up for him fucking up in early game situations.
>>65089740
Based
>>65095079
i don't know why, but this is fucking hilarious. the worst thing brady has ever done is call someone he didn't know to cheer them up
>>65089740
should have played soccer
>>65090341
>>65089788
That's because diamonds are fucking worthless rocks and this planet has a surplus of them.
Their value is the biggest marketing scam in history
>>65095079
So this was obviously written by an idiot. Ye, Jamie Dimon is rich. At that moment in time, he was the most powerful person on earth. His decisions were keeping some people in their jobs, and removing others. There was no solution which would have saved everyone, only one that would save some. He had the fucking reigns of the world.
Appreciate if you hate the guy, but that's what actually happened. Brady called the most powerful person on earth who was having a bad day. And he picked up the phone. Sick.
>>65089746
Jordan was a pretty bad person when you read about him. The illegitimate children, the crazy shit he did, never tipping, rude as fuck, the way he treated his legitimate kids. The only person he ever respected was Phil Jackson and even that passed. Such a horrible piece of shit
>>65101711
One of the worst human beings to receive that level of public admiration ever. Like literally ever.
The dude got up out of his chair at a club to go TAKE BACK a tip Rodman gave to a waitress because it was 'too big.' Rodman of course flipped the fuck out and gave her like double after the fact, but that mentality of Michaels is one of the most cancerous I have ever heard of.
>>65101787
When he'd play his sons in basketball even when they were kids like 6 or 7 he'd just beat the shit out if them, talk shit, throw elbows etc. their mom heard about it and made them stop playing.
Jordan got pissed and went out and went in a month long fuck binge with half a dozen girls
>Michael Jordan everyone
>4 rings
>never accused of cheating his way through a superbowl
>>65101976
>disabling headsets
>stickum
Wew lad your casual is showing
>>65102009
>stickum
wasn't known until waaaay after it was made illegal, you pleb.
>>65102027
stickum was banned in '81 you retard
>>65102027
What the flying fuck are you even saying? Jerry Rice used stickum while it was illegal to do so
>>65089781
Lol reminder that Vladimir Putin cucked Kraft and stole one of his rings
>>65089781
>150
~60 players and ~20 coaches. Are there really that many admin-types left deserving of a ring?
>>65095079
>doesn't buy into western medicine
>healthy as any qb in the league year in year out at 38
Geewhiz
>>65095738
>thinking they won the owl mostly because of any single defensive player, rather than the team as a whole
>also Jon "Benedict" Gruden
>>65102116
I dont think you understand how many leeches exist in any avenue to fame/money.
>>65089657
>non ESPN edition
>full autist edition
