What went wrong?
>Germans are human after all
debatable
>>65045026
There have been a lot of world cups and it was bound to happen eventually.
>>65045026
This. This is what went wrong.
everything
but mostly Fernandinho, Marcelo and David Luiz
i don't get how these guys are still getting caps for Brazil
>>65045026
Luiz
Dante and Luiz
The booing of Fredsj was bullshit
oh well,looks like it's time to watch this again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo2_yFv1kmQ
meme defenders
It would've been legendary if Bra71L didn't make that goal
>>65045898
>It would've been legendary
phew
>>65045898
and Özil scoring the 8th and pointing his number
>>65045843
You meant the whole team? A bunch of crybabies that play for meme teams?
7-1 was short of what should be. Germans ran up the score on second half.
>brazilians paid to watch that shit
>>65045971
>>65045971
>Germans ran up the score on second half.
You're starting to sound like us pussy ameriburgers
Also 2-1 in the 2nd half is not "running up the score"
>>65045971
nice 71 get
>>65045971
>>65045997
>win the game on first half
>morale on a lifetime high
>brazilians btfo
>go and score only two goals on second half
Yep, they ran up the score.
>>65045971
Oh, it starts again.
the whole squad is a meme.
and know it is going to be even shittier because Renato Augusto and Gil will be sold to China
>>65045971
>>65045997
>>65046040
Running up the score means scoring more goals even though the game is already decided.
It was a bubble waiting to burst.
Refball against Croatia and Columbia, Neymar losing his spine, Silva picking up a unnesscary yellow despite being their only good CB, David Luiz going a few games without being a huge fuckup for once. Two goals in and they were done. The Germans could of gotten more but I feel like they were warned by Joachim to go easy in the second half. Just in case some favela rats burnt down the stadium.
>>65046080
>thiago silva
>good cb
>>65046108
When your compatriots include fucking David Luiz and Marcelo, he and Alves were the only ones left to carry BR defence.
>tfw Marquinhos Paraná wouldn't let the game reach 7-1
Why is it mostly non germans who mock brazil for this result?
>>65046219
cause the hue hues are the worst
>>65046219
usually people who started watching 'soccer' in 2010
>>65046040
This is an example of running up a score.
>>65046219
le ebin banter
>>65045979
>>65046032
>>65046037
>>65046094
It must be nice to have autism
>>65045971
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>65045971
What's the curse behind brazilians and 7-1 gets?
>>65046271
>>65046219
It makes me laugh when Amerifats make fun of Brazil
>>65046316
it's a scriptfag
In any scenery we would lose. But what made it an absolute train wreck probably was the absence of Thiago Silva, Daniel Alves and Nerman on that match. The rest of the team just took an increase on an already high pressure over their shoulders with that and dropped the spaghetti all over the place.
>>65046316
71 and 17 are fairly common gets.
>>65046338
I'm pretty sure I'm not a scriptfag.
>>65045971
was having a shitty day but this really perked me up
Felipão chose to not train because the enemies could discover our tactics (haha), instead, he telled to everyone to just run and do some physio exercises on pool. He treated players like baby and everyone had daily sessions with psychologists. People keep repeating that the cup was already bought and we had already won. Our tactics was totally shit, nobody creating on midfield, fred alone with no connections, full backs acting like wingers.
David Luiz and Fernandinho helped a lot too.
>>65045026
Brazil is a meme team.
>>65045971
Evertime
Why are the homosexual community in this country so obsessed with this?
Will the German(people who can't even stand you) dick riding by these types of gays ever stop?
>>65045971
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
The hues seem to have convinced themselves they'd lost before the match started since they did'nt have nerman
>>65045026
you dont mess with german autism
>>65046654
Are they? They probably view germany as some sort of paradise for their kind if so
>>65045971
>>65046619
Is the "Felipão didn't make them train before the match" meme true? Realiable sources?
>>65045971
You can NOT make this up
>>65046845
half-true, after the game with Colombia he gave the players a day off for recovery, then trained with a different formation than what he intended (no Bernard for instance) for two days in order to "fool" the opponents, and only early in the day of semifinal he put the starting XI to train together. He admitted it in the post-match conference, Dani also told it on an interview last year.
>>65045971
fucking lel
They weren't mentally fit. They cried before the games started. That's how terrified they were of potentially losing and disappointing their country.
>>65045026
Özil not sealing the deal and the defence getting careless.
I apologise on Germany's behalf for not making it 8-0.
>>65045971
wew lad
>>65046923
Whatever made him think that was a good idea lmao.
>>65046984
>le I won a world cup with ronaldo-ronaldinho-rivaldo therefore I'm a genius man
>>65046984
How did you fare in that World Cup?
>>65045971
<@;^)
>>65046677
He was their entire attack, every ball.went through him, add to that no thiago Silva to control David luiz and bad things were bound to happen
>>65046677
Even with Nerman we wouldn't have won.
>>65046923
Didn't they have the option to make closed to the public training sessions?
>>65047033
The krauts shut down Messi well in the final. No way Nerman would have made a difference for Brazil
>>65047092
yes, but almost all of them were open, at least to the media.
>>65045026
Mesut Ozil missed the chance to make it 8-0 and Brazil went straight down the other end to make it 1-7.
>>65047069
With Nerman = 2-7
With Nerman and Thiago Silva = 2-5
With Neymar, Thiago Silva, Miranda, Marquinhos, Dani Alves, Hélton/Diego Alves, Leiva, Coutinho, Lucas Moura, Rafinha and Luiz Gustavo; without Davirgin Luiz, Dante, Maicon, Ramíres, Paulinho, Bernard, Fred, Júlio César and Fernandinho = 3-4
Actually not fucking up on allowing Diego Costa to play for Spain; With Neymar, Thiago Silva, Miranda, Marquinhos, Dani Alves, Hélton/Diego Alves, Leiva, Coutinho, Lucas Moura, Rafinha and Luiz Gustavo; without Davirgin Luiz, Dante, Maicon, Ramíres, Paulinho, Bernard, Fred, Júlio César and Fernandinho = 4-4
With Poop Guardiolel as manager; actually not fucking up on allowing Diego Costa to play for Spain; With Neymar, Thiago Silva, Miranda, Marquinhos, Dani Alves, Hélton/Diego Alves, Leiva, Coutinho, Lucas Moura, Rafinha and Luiz Gustavo; without Davirgin Luiz, Dante, Maicon, Ramíres, Paulinho, Bernard, Fred, Júlio César and Fernandinho = 5-2
http://www.espnfc.com/brazil/story/2515365/pep-guardiola-turned-down-as-brazil-coach-dani-alves
http://www.espnfc.com/brazil/story/2453850/pep-guardiola-dreams-of-taking-over-as-brazil-coach-sergio
>CBF
>>65047149
autism
>>65047110
Argentina had more dangerous chances than Germany, Fred as shitty as he is and hulk finish the chances created unlike those cocksuckers higuain and palacio
>>65046080
Tbf they could have picked miranda, but chose henrique(napoli sub) instead
>>65045971
Lol
>>65045971
18-1 pales in comparison to >7-1
>>65047231
rare
>>65045971
POETRY
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>>65047593
Patriots fan spotted.
>>65045971
>>65046219
For the same reason that a non-NFL fan such as myself made fun of Patriots fans when they lost to the Giants in 2007. It's too good to pass up.
>>65046219
it was sweet revenge after we got eliminated. Also it made understand it was God who sent Pinilla shoot to the post to let us admire the biggest humilliation in a WC
>>65047593
meh, if >we ever get a golden generation again >we will be sure to pay them twofold so it's not that bad
>>65048352
You're Brazil you guys will probably win another 2 world cups in a row 15-20 years from now,
What kind of coach even lets his CB roam out of position like that? Luiz is to blame but so is Scolari.
>>65045971
>>65046219
We are busy being happy as the World Champions.
>>65047149
You are delusional as fuck.
Germany could have scored +10 if they wanted.
>>65047110
Le midgetman of dribble wasn't really carrying their team at all. They had nothing to "shut down". Mascherano was the key player for them in that tournament.
>>65048422
I wouldn't be so sure m8, it's not like there's not young talents around here, but due to agents and corruption raw talent won't get a player anywhere if he doesn't have any contacts. A few years ago we used to have star players and lots of star players in the making, like, players you'd know with a glance were going to be special. It's not like that anymore. Neymar's been around for a while and there's still no star player material in sight. I don't think corruption will be decreasing anytime soon around here though, so I don't really expect to see a great generation of brazilian players in the future. We'd need a miracle.
>>65045971
>71
what are the fucking odds
>>65049772
The odds? 1 to 7.
>>65045971
>>65049817
>>65049817
>he does it again
>>65049817
>17
>>65049817
scriptfag
>>65049895
How am I scripting? You mad huebro.
>>65045026
>sideshow bob playing CB
Like 4 goals were a direct result of his lack of positioning or him pushing up forward.
>>65049817
HE DOES IT AGAIN
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>65047475
thanks colonizador-bro, have this 71
>>65046219
Americans love schadenfreude
>>65050026
felipao told him to push forward in the half time lel
>>65045971
Holy shit, this is just painful to watch
>>65049817
Lol. The ride never ends
Check my digits
>>65050107
01-07
Yes
>>65050107
impressive digits
>>65050107
WELCOME ABOARD MR. BR'S WILD FUTBOL RIDE
>>65049817
BR with the banter
>>65045971
SALTY
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>>65050861
>>65050837
I can't help it. It's all know. Sports, women, prolific masturbation and
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DIGITS
>>65050107
>01-07
>>65045026
Brazil played very high, with a backline of good to mediocre defenders that couldn't control the worst of them all(David Luiz). Their midfield play was always kinda sloppy and they missed their best offensive player. Even that doesn't explain the result. They also faced a very good german side that took advantage of the lack of coordination in Brazil's pressing, and took advantage of David Luiz's retardedness. Schensteiger, Kross, Ozil, those are very precise midfield players that will definitely use free space well, and both Muller and Klose are clutch goalscorers. There where like 10 minutes of complete devastation that game, and it was mostly up to Germany taking advantage of Brazil's mistakes. That's when hues got BTFOed. With no injuries, it wouldn't have happened.
>>65045971
>>65045971
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>65045971
HAHAHAH
>>65045971
>>65049817
>>65045026
i think it's doctor's fault desu
>>65045971
>71
top kek
>>65045971
when will hues learn?
please tell me there's a collage of everytime this happened
>>65046219
Obviously they are krauts using proxies so they don't look like tools 2bh.
>>65045971
It happened again top kek
>>65045971
>>65049817
thanks for the morning kek
>>65045971
every fucking time
>>65046219
play an online game on a US server and you will understand
>>65048748
Ffs, could somebody shop a chain link fence behind him?
Thank you
>>65058549
Why don't you do it yourself, it will be good practice for when Trump becomes President
I felt bad for Dante that game. he not only had to fill Slivas position but it didn't help that fucking Luiz was playing striker that game leaving him to cover both Muller and Klose
>>65059460
the mexicans will find a way
>>65046219
They enjoy being cucked by germans.
Which is ironic, since germans can't have sex.
>>65059891
At least they know how to score.
>>65060070
t. not a country
>>65046219
Because you krauts are not doing it enough
>>65046040
tbf they held back & weren't completely ruthless in the 2nd half
>>65059493
its weird that dante and fred got the most criticism and their careers were practically ruined, but david luiz still plays champions league footballs and everyone seems to have forgiven him and looked past how utterly shit he is
>>65059891
b-but how do we procreate?
oh yeah, the refugees...
>>65045026
t. Muller.
>>65045026
their defence and goalie is absolute shit
>all these people replying to the HUE just to fit in
Guess I finally outgrew this place. This shit is not funny, and 99% of the replies aren't even German
>>65045971
http://youtu.be/-DApOTWOFbA
>>65045898
>It would've been legendary if Bra71L didn't make that goal
If they didn't make that goal Bra71L... would be known as Br07il.
>>65045971
>>65063675
RARE
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>>65063675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TadZubd0YSo
>>65063794
Kek not available in my country
Just had two cheese burgers for dinner lads.
a-am I american yet?
>mfw
>reminder that 4 (four) of the Dream Team XI, as selected by FIFA themselves, were from Brazil
>3 of which were defenders
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_FIFA_World_Cup_awards#Dream_Team
>>65045971
damnit, i really really love brazil nt, but kek
>>65045026
Brazil team was mentally exhausted at that point, they had a close call against Chile and they lost Neymar against Colombia, the only reason they passed those rounds was because the others teams choked, Germany was just too much for them they were like "we don't give a fuck about you in your shitty world cup in your shitty country" so the germans just rolled over them.
>>65063906
yes
>>65045971
>>65061628
That's because most Germans know they were very fortunate to win and people in this country love to suck them off thinking they're aryan
>>65064104
Thanks Brolumbia
>>65063906
You're halfway there. Buy a gun (or 20) and shoot the nearest minority (probably yourself) as a patriotic act of self defense
>>65045971
ayyy