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When I was a Jong boy edition
Previous thread: >>64995873
>Living like Bahrain kings sub-edition
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Matches simply DO NOT end 9-0. One more comes.
3rd for being up for the year
>>65028195
In physical tears here
>tfw you get on the train late and miss the final stop
>how to win on /bet/
Don't bet.
Why didn't you guys cash it for large profit when they hit the ninth? :^)
DANGEROUS FREE KICK
Cannot win a bet.
>>65028231
because cashing out is -ev
HAHAHAH DOWN THOUSANDS
Down five figures for the month.
What's THE chase? Down an absolute cunt here
>tfw you accidentally bet on Qalali +8
A-atleast it was only a small.
15th for not following any /bet/ tip and being profitable on knowledge
Scared to so sums
>>65027447
>>65027493
easiest money of my life desu
Iran look a sure thing, but I just know they'll lose if I get on
Bet365's inplay trading is becoming laughable. They have started following IBC religiously. In this Bahrain cup game, you will have noticed their asian lines were sitting at silly odds with one side much higher than the other. That is because IBC had the same. When the 9th went in, IBC took a while to put odds up again while Singbet went us as usual. 365 didnt know what to do hence the long suspension. They then put their own odds up (-1.5 with 15 min to go). With 10 min to go, they had U10 @ 1.95. This is a silly line, especially considering Singbet had U9.75 @ 1.7ish. I was on U10 on 365 btw.
Bet365 are worse at trading than the summer of last year. Thanks for reading.
>>65028302
BEEP BEEP
>>65028302
THANKS FOR THE AFTERTIME YOU FUCKING CUNT. FUNNILY ENOUGH IT'S EASIER TO MENTION WINNING BETS AFTER THEY HAVE WON AS OPPOSED TO BEFORE. IT'S ALSO REALLY USEFUL TO KNOW THAT 365 AREN'T AS GOOD AT TRADING MATCHES AS ASIAN SITES, DIDN'T KNOW THAT SO THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP, WILL DEFINITELY START USING 365 MORE OFTEN.
WOULD LOVE TO BOTTLE YOU. FUCKING CUNT
>>65028334
zzzz
I was telling the slugs who have friends and 365 accounts. Not losers with no mates like yourself.
>>65028350
u, u response from yourself.
Famagusta + handi is WORLD
BET YOUR BANK ROLL ON JONG PSV
MONEY IS GUARANTEED
>>65028390
Info?
tfw they score again before you can reback
F A N J A D C
>>65028479
Iran?
>>65028506
Yep
>>65028394
teamsheets lid
>>65028532
pls stop
>>65028302
Always interesting to learn more about how bookies and scouts work, thanks m8
Got 80p left in my account lids, what do it put it on?
>>65028600
Some classic lotto shite
too soon heerenveen, too soon
Small on de Graafschap +1.75 and medium on Feyenoord SW.
>>65028600
VVV @1.65
and Watford @3.3
Vitoria Setubal @3.1
>>65028296
>African Nations Cup
why.wav
De Graafschap AIR.
oh they might wear classic reeboks, or knackered converse, or tracky bottoms tucked in socks
>>65028757
Pains me that de Graafschap + is a bad bet and is going to win
>>65028805
Kek. Feyenoord concedes in the same minute. ;^)
>>65028808
First teamers are WELL UP FOR IT.
>Feyenoord
>dutch defending
>>65028757
>not dangered on Feyenoord but dangered on Graafschap
JUST
>>65028805
awwww
>v. small stake @9 eaten up thanks to a missed penalty
i shouldn't be so angry about pennies but i am very angry about pennies
>>65028757
keeping an eye on these
>>65028820
Feyenoord has a tez bench so their first teamers should play most of the match. R-rebacking.
>>65028824
>Football matches are 11 minutes long
>>65028813
Clueless slug who thinks he's shrewd for looking at a teamsheet with no real knowledge of players/teams
Might be going out shagging this weekend, any tips lads?
>>65028705
Welcome back le slovak lotto man you were missed
>Rebacked just 2 seconds before the goal
tybfeyenoord
>>65028846
Please name me the 3 best players of each team.
>>65028870
You know he is just gonna reply with some tez meme like waah waah goo goo
>>65028864
buy them a white wine spritzer
small on denizlispor 0ah, look motivated enough but don't really like larger stakes on the + in this situation
>>65028864
Drugs.
>>65028864
chicks love dudes who can give them cocaine
Hate gambling desu
>>65028906
Roofies the key to 8+ eh?
>Wasn't sure whether to back the -0.25 FH at 1-1 in the Feyenoord game
Feel a bit ill.
>>65028924
Any kind really. Roofies, coke, mdma.
>>65028898
>>65028906
>>65028914
Any non-drug related tips lads?
>every possible chase game postponed
DAC
>>65028956
Don't ever stop talking to them, they hate silence more than their own lives
>>65028956
Go to a dark club/bar to hide your ugly mug.
>>65028956
Show them your p&l
Bitches love a spreadsheet
Can't win a bet
>>65028968
Belgium?
>>65028956
I know a lad who just walks up to girls and says he wants to fuck them. He's slept with loadsa women
Do that
>>65029000
>lying
>>65028956
Just be yourself, you sad little slug. Find some mongy bint who doesn't mind being seen with a clueless plumber's apprentice and you're set.
>>65028914
what kind of roll do i need to not feel -ev when purchasing coke? atleast 5 digits right?
>>65028867
thanks lid, follow with caution though, a week off can really hamper one's spidey senses. felt like a lost child looking at the skedge, need to get that predatory instinct back
>>65029005
I can believe it. I have a mate with a similar attitude. He gets shot down a huge amount, like tons but he tries it on with just about every half decent girl there. It only takes one yes. Helps if you are quick with the banter though, I could never do it.
>>65029005
Nah, I actually do
He's attractive though, in a rugged way not a twink way
>>65029023
coke is for losers
you only get it so losers (girls) think you're cool
Literally not kissed a girl in two years, only contact with a girl has been when I'm absolutely wasted/high. Have nothing to say.
>>65029065
truest post i've ever seen on /bet/
Did somebody die in the Feyenoord game? Swear it has been on "injury" for like 10 mins
>>65028914
Is coke super easy to come by in Uraguay? Like easier than buying pot in the US?
JUST ABOUT TO CHASE ON MACCABI TEL AVIV -1.5 AND AKKO GET A RED
CAN'T EVEN GET ON A BET NEVERMIND LOSE IT FFS
>>65029000
>>65029005
I believe this. It's kinda like a PUA style thing. You might need to say a little bit more but it can work because of the emotional spike they get from you just walking up and saying that to them.
>Heerenveen 4-0
>Not on
JUST
Does BT post on here any more?
>>65029074
pmsl
Use tinder you faggot.
>>65029085
Uruguay is one of the highest consumers of coke per capita in the entire world
Never bought any but being surrounded by artists, musicians, football players and ultras, yeah it's extremely easy
De Graafschap absolute dire. Cashing out when I can get my stake back.
>>65029127
Got nothing to say to my matches pal
>>65029139
Told you :^)
>>65029115
Zwolle team is pretty good desu, no reason to take minus unless you really rate Slagveer
>>65029126
He died.
Saw Harold across the street and rushed to say hi when a truck hit him. Police identified him by his yellow shirt.
Maccabi Tel Aviv -2 is a SPECIAL
>>65029126
I think he tips as anon
>>65029172
>Le soccerway judge
Mein sides.
>>65029193
On so large i can't even breath
>>65029206
Clueless, I urge you to keep track of team news/results from previous games rather than
>hurr durr, this team has more first teamers than the one, they must cover the line lol xD
>>65029193
Done my absolute NUT on this tbqh
>>65028933
As someone who did get on this I am now the one who feels ill
>Feyenoord
kek
legit question, why the fuck is dutch defending so poor?
>>65029159
Why? It's a texting app, you dont even have to reply instantly like in a real conversation.
You have minutes to think of something to say.
How can you not have something to say?
>>65029115
know that feel, completely forgot about it after that early goal untill the 2nd hit, was too late at that point baka
>>65029065
b-but muh hollywood movies
i'll never understand why broke people pick up a coke habit though when there's cheaper and stronger drugs available
>>65029265
Give me something to say
>>65029193
On LARGE
Literally 6 month's rent on Maccabi -2
>>65029295
An opener or you mean things to talk about in general?
>>65029295
"Tears if you missed the fix"
CAN'T STOP TOPPPPPPPPPPPPPING UP
>>65029246
>muh buildup play
>>65029241
S-sorry, overs was the bet. :(
>To the tune of I Want Candy
I know a bloke who used to be shrewd,
He was genuine, not a pseud,
He was winning, every day,
At times he was on fire,
I keep losing,
I keep losing,
I keep losing,
I keep losing,
What do people think?
>>65028981
I am interested in the Belgium matches as well. Why did the matches get postponed?
>>65029319
An opener, hard to get past the mundane conversation route which ends in 5 messages
/bet/ meet from a few weeks ago
>>65029387
Terrorism
>>65029403
Alright buddy, watch this video when you have time :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwBLArv58xc
>>65029377
Shit. Lazy. Uncreative. Syllables don't match with the original so it can't be sung fluently.
>>65029354
£675 a month but shared with my girlfriend
>>65029377
Used to be up, now I'm down
Used to smile, now I frown
Rball, info, fixes, nothing works
Every day ends in waterworks
Ooooooooh!
I keep losing,
I keep losing,
I keep losing,
I keep losing,
Dac! Dac! Dac! Dac!
Dac! Dac! Dac! Dac!
>>65029410
>the face of that mighty beast under rossy boy
you just KNOW
>>65029377
Like it tbqh
>>65029410
never knew there were so many girls in /bet/
No way do Tel Aviv only win by 1
>>65029470
Odds he dropped a load on that huge forehead?
>>65029453
What was the original post you replied to? Its been deleted.
>>65029468
>rhyming works with works
noice
Tempted to put £100 on over 2.5 Tel Aviv but they aren't getting many shots in
>>65029448
Can you do any better?
>>65029510
>7 shots in 32 mins
Not bad desu
Also FATIGUE
>>65029481
it was just me (on the left), another brit anon (purple shirt), J West (brown lad) and Ross turned up too so we let him come over for a chat
the girls all came over when they realised we were all BIG BOYS
>>65029496
Was asking how much you guys paid your bulls. :^)
>>65029489
They don't even win with the way 2016 has gone so far x
#permaDAC #loserlife #lentilsforamonth
>>65029502
Songwriting is not my forte :P
Happy to hear any feedback, good or bad!
>>65029475
Thank you buddy
>>65029526
Reckon Tel Aviv to score in both halves is a better punt
2.75
>>65029522
Yes.
I actually write music for aspiring artists.
>>65029489
got a real bad feelin about this bruh
>>65029493
@3.85
just look at her, any respectable trader recognizes a dominatrix when he sees one
>>65029193
asian handicap right?
>>65029557
Give us some lyrics then mr big shot
SMACKING Tel Aviv
>>65029615
what bet lad
Staked a monumental amount on Olympiakos -1. Head's gone. Moved line loads pmsl. People will probably think it's fixed.
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Tennis is rigged
http://www.bbc.com/sport/tennis/35319202
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J
E
W
S U M S
Not on
>>65029080
Feyernood GK carted off in an ambulance, looked serious apparently
http://www.soccernews.nl/news/341683/Feyenoord-goalie_loopt_zorgwekkende_blessure_op_bij_beloften
>>65029687
News articles about matchfixing need to be stopped
top lel at that turkey match, alanya up 6-0 but losing on DAs, glad i semi-judged and went smaller on the 0 should have smacked overs harder
thank you based jews for that timely goal
>>65029711
O V E R S
https://twitter.com/PeterBolton3/status/689153341839003651/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
United U21s lads
>>65028757
3-1 Groningen
>>65029765
>being this late
>>65029738
SO shrewd.
About to go LARGEEEE on over 2.5 on the Tel Aviv game
who's with me because I can't afford to lose this
>>65029803
why not go -2
>>65029794
only semi lad :)
feyenoord jonges pretty based though, showing pure heart for their lost friend
R I P Kenneth
>>65029825
Don't see tel aviv scoring another 2 without conceeding
Hello, Olympiacos goal when?
>>65029825
Does that mean Tel aviv would need another 2 goals, or just one more?
>>65029897
another two, hapoel a man down though and maccabi dominating possession
BASI BOOMS - (Harps) @basiharpreet 2 hrs2 hours ago
••• BASI BOOMS SPECIAL TIP JUST POSTED VIA WHATS APP TO MY SUBSCRIBERS - 5/1 WOW - IM VERY CONFIDENT ••• 5/1 - 5/1 - 5/1 @FootyAccums
Anyone know what it is? Dying for a chase here chaps
>>65029960
It'll be something tez like Swansea to win and BTTS. Can imagine it will be that match and something awful like that.
How does Rossy boy do it? Must be staking sums to move the line so much
>>65029960
shaking
Need tipperleaks to come back
>>65030030
I can't
On Blackburn tbqh
Is Basi Booms actually shrewd? What is his ROI?
>>65030102
No and he just lives off subscriber money
>>65030135
so what do the people do when they subscribe and start losing?
>>65030102
He told me he hit 75% at odds between 1.9 and 2.1 so theoretically around 70%
>>65030147
He blocks you if you complain but most people are probably naive enough to just keep following anyway
So much on Olympiakos
WHAT HAVE I DONE
GOODBYE STUDENT LOAN.
Should I just cash out and take the -£80 hit?
>>65030209
Questioning where your head is right now
>>65028390
Looks shit
>>65030209
What were you thinking
>>65030209
>Actually falling for the acca edge gimmick.
Such a good idea from them. Gonna make them millions.
>>65030209
>4 match accy that doesn't even double your money
dun goof'd
MACKERS IS LARGE ON OLYMPIACOS
100K
>>65030209
Not even a double up kek
Charlotte pls win
>>65030263
What does it do?
Also I was wondering can bookies patent an idea so only they can use it? I believe Betfair first introduce cash out (might be wrong) why cant they make it so only they can use it?
>>65030097
111111111111
>>65030287
I saw it on TV last night. If your acca loses by 1 leg, you get your stake back as real money BUT you get lower odds if it wins. So many people will think theyre acca is solid but will take it because they are "always one off" and they get their money back to try again. But really, they only remember the ones they were just a goal away AND if the win, BF only pay out about 75%.
As for the patenting ideas, you'll need to ask intellectually property law expert Lux on bet365 live chat.
>>65030263
Yeah if I cash out now I'll only get £270.
Idk what to do lads.
I'm a dumb idiot 19 year old hooked
>>65030327
That's smart as fuck. Bookies so shrewd.
Need Maccabi -2 like AIR
>>65030327
>Theyre acca is solid
You're better than that lad
>>65030339
Getter get on your knees and pray Man U and Benfica are well up for it.
>>65030370
Too busy shaking at the sums I have on Jong shite because they simply cant lose yet are mostly losing
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twotwotwotwotwotwo
Meh just took the 1H line
>>65030396
You are, by far, the worst cunt on this board
>>65030393
I'M PRAYING TO /BET/ GODS NOW
FUCK IT BOYS IM STAYING IN
Can i turn £200 into 2.5k in a month?
if not does anyone want to buy massively losing accounts
>>65030466
#believe
>>65030469
You can if it's a god tier month. Like May-August.
I doubt you could do it in January.
shaking at the thought of twitchers getting their hands on the glacis lines, surely this rball cannot go unanswered for long
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Down thousands on Olympiakos, suicidal
>>65030575
I was thinking BTTS desu. Glacis were decent last game but shocking defence. Would be on +2.25 if they hadnt conceded against the run of play last week.
put a fiver on Manu vs Southham staying 1-0
>>65030544
turned 400 into 2k between 3rd and 10th before going on a bad tilt that really shouldn't have happened, still pissed at myself t b h
from what i've gathered from the occasional skim of the thread, a lot of big losses came after that, so maybe i would have been down more if that tilt didn't make me take a break
>>65030631
Not on anything. No good odds. No twitter updates either.
>Blackburn
>>65030687
but your bet on everything style is conducive to big wins and big losses so that is normal desu
Selling accounts, email me if you're interested.
>>65030734
what does this mean?
>>65030684
>Manu
>Southham
What are these exotic teams? Can't see them on bovada
for o/u in in the FA cup, is it 90 mins? or the whole match
>>65030631
got sheets? line isn't really swerving at all, was thinking about the minus if it would move to much but bit hesitant now. remember if they had dominant rball last game or just going off the goal?
>>65030749
Want to buy all my euro bookie accounts?
Everyone getting booked in the Eibar game
>>65030762
90 mins unless it says otherwise.
>>65030723
living like a rockstar la
the key is to identify when your blood shrewdar levels drop low and stop betting, take a walk and come back stronger
>>65030766
No. Lions only beat Angels 2-0 and Glacis are better than Angels imo. I remember, I bet on it and tipped Glacis 0 AH from 1-0 and 2-0 down.
>>65030792
Thanks Denmark bro, youll receive some of my winnings through venmo
>>65030762
The whole match is 90 minutes
>>65030817
Keep them and treat yourself something nice lad
>>65030805
getting lethargic monitoring this rball, small staking u8.5 corners t b h
Down 4k this year, lost my head totally
>>65030871
Hang in there. What do you usually bet on?
>>65030864
Madman. +2.25 was certainly the bet. Wish I had looked into it more before ko.
James Mckeown On +0.5 at 1.64 need money lets go
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>>65030950
kek
Fucking hell this is going downhill really fast.
>>65031058
CTFOL (cash the fuck out lad)
>>65031100
This poses a good question.
is cashing out a -ev bet further -ev or does it make it slightly less -ev?
>>65031100
I'm up 25k today, so I don't really care that much anymore. I'm going down with this, as all teams still are able to pull off a turn around.
>>65031058
IMAGINE backing a sub-1.2 fav in Gibraltar pre-ko that isnt Lincoln or Europa. Just why?
New Calijah for the collection.
>>65031191
>implying anyone has a Calijah collection
only got a Rossy and Euan folder here
>>65031191
Not an ugly lad at all tbf
>>65031237
BIG BOY
pmsl
>>65031147
Less.
System is good lads - might revolutionise the world.
Stay tuned.
>>65031288
Something funny there? Care to share your JOKE?
DAC on swansea relegation bet
>>65031329
My sister bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti.... you should've seen her face when I drove pasta
>>65031404
LMAO USING THIS ONE
I'm still here boys
need a Lions goal like AIR
[spoiler]I should cash out shouldn't I[spoiler]
>>65031404
Would test your chin you fucking goober
>>65031191
>>65031436
>there's unironically 2(two) people in this thread at the very least who have an accy with lions gibraltar in it
That goal in the Sparta Rotterdam game
>>65031457
RARE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyONbqggasY
Getting on Lions @ 2.35 tbqh
>>65031547
GET A LOAD OFTHIS LAD HAHAHAHAHAH HES A LAD TOP SHAGGER LOL!!
>>65031671
Wasteman
>>65031561
HAHAHAH
>>65031561
Kek
>>65031436
i am pmsl
