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>No lotto shite OP edition
Best league in the world sub-edition
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spooky numbers
>Not on Bnot Sahnin slags
wTb lids? scary 15 mins there
We let it die
>6
Need death
Immortals is back up to 1.35, for those who wants to follow.
Just joined a betting site lads.
Clue me in on how to make big money.
L
P
S UMS
>>64996393
That match was available on american bookie?
>>64995873
Are teams ect put on the countries FA site?
>>64996453
Yea I use Cloudbet which is just a 365 reskin
Up insane
>>64996527
Not pregame, no. I'm just the ultimate judge of the league
>>64996532
It isnt but it doesnt look too bad. AMERICANS CAN BE SHREWD
>>64996532
>the only shrewdie in the entire USA
Alianza goal when? I refuse to believe the rball guy can be this retarded.
Do you prefer being up or not being down?
Tears
Kiryat shouldnt be underdogs on the 0ah
NO NO, NO NO NO NO, NO NO NO NO, NO NO, THERES NO DANDRUFF
Just been offered a job as a mara trader
>>64996230
Down to 1.25 for me
Lux is about to SPECIAL the barcelona handi. Bilbao down to 10.
>>64997759
>the bookies dont know this
>>64997680
How? What qualifications etc.?
wtf is this? going to have to close my trade on swanseas relegation.
>>64997833
just showed them my p&l
>>64997993
Joint managers never work
>>64997993
looks like the italian paul hart
>>64997993
TOPPING UP
This guy is as clueless as they come
>>64998099
Can't really think of any examples in the top flight. Popular in non league.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3403408/Traveller-sends-handwritten-plea-help-flight-attendant-nearby-passenger-farting-rows-10-12.html
ffs how can this be printed? I have a medical condition
Barcelona against 10 men with 70 mins to go.
>>64998293
Just went 2-0
why do nfl players celebrate like they've won the world cup when they're down 17 points
State of Caan Berry's teeth ffs
>you will never be a handsome black man
>>64998933
>you will never be handsome
>>64998933
>You will never be a man
>>64999129
Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I added you because you're a female /bet/tor, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.
>doublelift
>fined
Cannot stop topping up on Alianza
Won't stop topping up on Alianza
>>64999129
ello bby gurl :D
>>64999213
well deserved for being so shitty.
>>64999365
>>64999188
I meant I'm a 27 year old manchild.
Brasil unreal
>>64999690
>le fraud man
>>64999927
Over 5000 asia only picks, 7% yield and 1347 units, returned. He's d e c e
Porto 1-0 down, casillas mare. So now above evens
>That Nerman play
Pretty solid desu
>>65001388
lux up insane
Barcelona to 6?SUMS TO BE HAD
Just need Immortals to not choke now and I'm UAC
Threads a bit dead, real shame as I could do with a chat.
>>65002187
What's on your mind buddy?
>>65002083
I will be very surprised if they don't get a solid win.
>>65002246
Just having a ponder about what to eat. Mum hasn't been shopping this weekend ffs.
>>65002356
Yeah, but I thought NRG would stomp harder than they did, was actually kinda close until the dragon fight.
>>65002419
wtb?
>>65002497
CLG Immortals double is probably your best childrens computer game bet
>>65002497
Broncos -6.5 my betting acquaintance
>>65002419
Alex Ich played stupid all game. When the game was about to tip to their side he goes 1v1 versus an all game free farming Fiora.
Just realised you can bet LoL inplay on bet365, how long has that been going on?
>>65002356
topping up danebrah
>>65002557
Cheers family
>>65002653
I kinda see why he went for it, he had the level advantage and probably thought he could 100-0 him. Wasn't too far off either.
>>65002593
Idk american football, do you mean Bronco to win spread by 6.5?
>>65002673
Since last season. But games are suspended 3/4th of the time
>>65002693
Enjoy your dominos
>>65002769
I meant handicap lol.
>>65002557
>Immortals
Immortals game tomorrow?
>>65002779
might put my entire roll on it, not even joking danebrah
>>65002850
It's tonight, just after midnight. Should start around 1am.
in play Spain u20 vs Serbia u20 in hockey. Bet365 has u4.5 @2.9, bovada has it @1.44
Why
Why
Why kick a fucking field goal there?
>>65002738
Never risk the upperhand doing something risky. First dodge was alright but being AP ranged going against a Fiora whose lifesteal is over the top+free farm, it just won't happen.
>>65002960
So all the +7.5 backers were UAFC
>>65002083
Immortals v Impulse?
>Cardinals are going to be on a +
It's gonna be the greatest bet in NFL history lads.
>>65002909
There is no such thing as a sure bet, remember that. Picks and bans play a role, lid
lads, lads, lads
it's been a horrible year so far for me as far as gambling goes. But i got on the Seahawks +19.5 spread and this is the turning point. Time to start pulling back some shekels from b365 starting with UFC tonight!
THE bet for tonight is TJ Dillashaw. Let's be honest lads, I'm more due than your essays.
>>65003219
>making shit up
you're boring now
>>65003075
True shit. I got on plus 24 inplay but the 3 would've been a push ffs...
NFL playoff HT spread confirmed for GOAT
>Cardinals -3
>Seattle +17.5
>Packers (Redskins) -1
>finally bet on Turkish soccer after all the posts about it
>game gets postponed
probably due to an ISIS attack
just won LARGE on Panthers, need some UAC songs
>>65003503
post slip, guarantee you won less than £50
clg in charge of choking
>>65003465
Snow
Fiorentina strikers 13 shots off target.
Confirmed for receiving brown envelopes stuffed with Euros
>>65003793
Don't they pretty much never cancel EPL or Bundesliga games? I've seen tons of them in snow and rain.
>>65003619
Jumped on small @ 2.5.
salivating at the thought of Cardinals on a +
>>65003849
they're falling apart, you could see that in their last games
>CARDINALS +3
Holy shit this is a large lads.
>>65004004
Stop trying to make it a meme, no-one's biting
>>65004075
its not a meme you little freak
>CLG @3.4
LARGE
WORLD day
>>65004004
That's a good line. Should I hope on or will it drift?
Pmsl, Limon are in SUCH A STATE right now. Not ONLY do they have two red cards, when they made a sub they had to share shinpads. -1.25 is a LARGE, simply wave after wave of Cartagines attack here.
>>65003870
Depends how prepared they are for it, some teams have undersoil heating, some don't. I think now if a game is cancelled in the EPL a lot of the time it's because it's icy around the stadium rather than the pitch is unplayable
STEELERS SW LARGE
CLG life:
>pillar goes up
>get caught
>die
Repeat
>>65004174
E-sports? That's all Google turns up for CLG
>>65004360
Yeah, League of Legends, already come in to 2.62
Ben has some juice in his arm. Steelers money line might be a viable punt
Fucking hell, Ben with no shoulder looks better than Peyton.
Got an open bet of 1€
Milan and Etienne I already won but still have two x on Swansea and Dortmund. Do I take the 6€ payout offer or play for the 85€ return?
*laughs*
>Steelers +9.5
>>65004758
Take the 6€ mate, better to be safe than sorry
Big Ben throwing bombs.
Won't last and showing off his "injury free" shoulder will catch up with him come the 4th.
Topping up on the Broncos train
Steelers are going to cuck Manning
>>65004887
zzzzzzzzz
UTTER VALUE BY GOING INTO WORK TODAY
TEARS TO THOSE WHO DIDN'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OVERTIME
I know someone who had access to fast pictures in the earlier days of Betfair and used to lay horses as soon as they fell. He made well over 100k
wtb
>>65005450
Steelers +9.5
>>65005504
""NO""
Me and J West have just decided we're off out shagging next weekend
Anyone fancy joining us?
>>65005524
tears
>>65005675
10pm on a Sunday night and you're shitposting on a Vietnamese image board.
>>65004257
awwwwwww
>>65005675
Where you off boys? I'll meet you there
>>65005684
>Games are now 13 minutes long
zzzzzzzzzzz
>Waiting for UFC to start
Whos with me
>>65005750
2 dis goals and keeper had game of his life. Can't win them all pal
>>65005767
Chingford, his old man owns a place over there.
Reminder that none of you are shrewd enough to profit in Asia long term
>>65005872
Just down the road from me, meet you at the Kings Head?
>>65005872
Reminder you couldn't point Asia out on a map
>>65005918
Yeah, but get ready for a big one.
>>65005918
Meant for
>>65005834
>>65005981
Always am lad
>>65005786
me, got quite a bit on. what you on friend?
+491635972352
Ask for Volkan, tell him the UAC tipping group gave you it and he'll let you in on the fix
wtb?
>>65006282
Honestly think you are a virgin desu
>>65006282
HE SHAGS WHEN HE WANTS
HE SHAGS WHEN HE WAAAAANTS
JAMIE WEST
HE SHAGS WHEN HE WANTS
BRONCOS ARE NOW UNDERDOGS +.5
FUCK I WISH I BOUGHT IN THEN AND NOT AT -4.5
>>65006306
post this five more times and I'll tell you
>>65005786
yeah, can't wait to be down insane
>>65006348
I must have imagined me and Jenny roasting that bird in zante last summer then.
Tears if you didn't get on Steelers money line @ 2.4 or higher
Would actually love a /bet/ meet, going for a quiet drink having a chat then going out to the club pulling some girls, would be a good laugh.
>>65005981
For you
Hey Suns what the fuck
>>65006634
Claiming Euan as my wingman desu
>>65006634
I did propose one in Nottingham but it didn't happen,.
>>65006634
Haha yeah. Chatting up the girls, trying to log on to Asianodds and BF on your phone to show her your profit for the year. Would be bants
>>65006709
Claiming Jamie for the pulling spreadsheets. Need that edge on you slugs
>>65006634
>pulling english/american girls
top no
>>65006634
A pickup game where each player bets on their own team and the winning team takes the profit.
>>65006870
laying Euan would be free money tbqh
>/bet/ mafia strikes again :^)
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-01-18/tennis-probe-uncovers-evidence-of-match-fixing-reports/7094546
>>65006788
>not doing it in London where there will be girls from all over the world
>>65006937
wew
also we can say 'pls b in london' and have a cheeky laugh while they look at us in severe disdain
>>65006937
>london
>>65006759
Does anyone keep a pulling spreadsheet?
e.g. places they are more likely to pull, time per pull, average bird rating, etc
>tfw you're behind trendline for the month
NO NO, NO NO NO NO, NO NO NO NO, NO NO...
>>65007669
NCE
>Knight 1,5 under my bet
>Towns 0,5 under my bet
>Wiggins 3,5 under my bet
Bookies eating tonight lads, gonna go clear my head off at the gym before I break something here
>>65007818
>>65007643
Yes I do. Would post here but I'm at work.
Major finding for me is that it is more +ev for me to visit a brothel, then to try to pull birds at bars/clubs when I factor in time and money spent.
>>65007643
Need to use your map formula and transfer it to pubs and clubs in London
>>65005786
who on Cruz here?
>>65007643
50% hit rate this year. 2016 /bet/ top shagger imo
>>65008029
on small desu
>>65003219
I haven't been around /bet/ for a couple of weeks. Why are you in Puerto Rico?
>tfw took the Broncos at -9
Is there any hope at all lads?
>>65008107
Only if their defence steps up and the receivers stop the drops
Shit first fight
>>65008643
Who won?
got a favourites accy and not watching
>>65005524
IMAGINE
>>65008782
Barroso (not the favourite)
>>65008874
So is Dillashaw the bet?
>>65009010
Get the fuck out of /bet/
>>65009065
oi oi #banterlessbaron
>>65009065
If you knew the amount of memes I've produced for /bet/ you'd be begging me to stay slug.
>>65009010
tez gimmick
>>65009010
What the fuck was that
>>65009065
its irony so its alright
there are a couple of people ITT who non-ironically fit that article
I think I drove one of them away though thankfully
>>65008107
Only if Manning gets injured
>>65009010
>tfw /bet/ is your group chat
>>65008029
All over it, praying he's anyway close to what he was.
FATIGUE going to set in for Gomez
>>65009253
>tfw the Euros are speaking gibberish so you don't post for a while because you are afraid they'll roast
>>65009338
>being scared of British"""""""""banter"""""""""
>>65009686
They are mean and I don't know what they are saying
>>65009769
watch Green Street
Please get a touchdown.
Lids why won't it let me place this? Caan Berry said to always use an exchange.
>>65010586
Try staking £49.99
>>65010815
Literally can't give £50 away
>Gooz pls
>>65010946
Its a max stake you can change in the settings
Gonna be DAC following gooz tips
>>65011088
Turns out I had to move money to the "Australian" wallet for some reason. Sugarpova moved from 13.5 to 14 while transferring ayyyy
>>65010586
>tfw can't use betfair in Canada anymore
>>65012130
why would you make a girl your girlfriend if you don't actually like her
Fuck
>Steelers +9.5 is actually going to lose
fuck off
Fuck Touissant and fuck the University of Michigan
>>65012130
>People with shitty girlfriends
Pity you guys desu.
-6.5 WINS!
>>65012436
the bookies always win!
>>65012436
Ridiculous. It's clear that NFL wanted one more Brady/Manning
>>65012215
Convenience. After a while you get bored of the same girl and want to talk to new people but don't want to lose her either
>Steelers
BUT WAIT
BASED TOMLIN
UAC
HAHAHAHA UP THOUSANDS
>Pats will be on a +
haha holy fucking shit
>>65012762
>of pennies
refreshing like a MAD MAN cant wait to spasticate the Pats line
>>65012884
>>65012972
>-3
fuck off 365 mole
Pats -3 is a SPECIAL STAKE.
Based Broncos coming through in the clutch
>>65013166
Too much on already
danebrah directly funding my papa john's, cheers
>+3.5 at home
Incredible
PMSL. He got his chin tested and failed.
>Gooz literally not won a single bet so far
Karlovic... Please!
>Having to update the last 3 days of my spreadsheet
So much red ink is going to be spilled.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NmUcdptXsE
Serena starting soon vs QT Giorgi, maybe Serena -5.5?
Where are Gooz's picks? Want to play along at home.
>>65014603
You dont, he lost all so far
>Broncos on a +3.0.
>at home.
Send help, lads. Very tempted to bet on this lotto shite even though I've been avoiding it well recently.
>>65014804
you should've man
>>65014910
Talking about next week, m8
>>65014910
American's really are thick
Panthers to win the superb owl @3 really is free money at this stage
Pospisil over simon 2.8
Mladenovic over cibulkova 2.8
So there's the professor, the bearded calculator..
>>65015467
>misquoting
Giorgi is a qt. Might have to pick the WTA up again after all these years.
lmao Sean O'Connell is such a meme
Why wait isn't my bet on Karlovic voided?
>>65016217
You must have been duped by your bookies man. Who are you with? My money was released back into my account a few minutes after.
>>65014804
They match up well, go small or medium if unsure
>>65016697
they do not match up well
they only beat the Pats last time via refball and that was without Gronk or Edelman iirc
>>65016765
Gronk played but got injured in the 4th I think. Brady still took the game to ot though.
down 4.1 units on UFC so far ;)
>>65017248
Would love to test your chin gooz
>>65003273
What makes you think i'm making shit up? i know it's hard to believe that i'm in the red this month but it's true.
>>65017295
why are you in puerto rico?
>>65017284
luckily my chin is better than Blanco's ;)
>>65017315
i'm on vacation, it's my last day though. headed home tomorrow
so, seems like every fight has not gone the distance so far. Will trinaldo vs. pearson be the first to go to a decision? $200 says YES
>>65017403
the first fight went to decision
>>65017403
I am LARGE on it to go the distance @ 1.72
>>65017429
i didn't watch the prelims. god dammit the signal in this god forsaken hotel is horrible. it'll be nothing short of a miracle if i can watch this fight uninterrupted.
>>65016217
It's a loss if he retired, void only if walkover
If the lad who was asking about following 5Dimes UFC lines is about you were right, although its not 5Dimes being shrewd its them following Pinnacle lines exactly. So its Pinnacle you should look at if you want to be quick at taking advantage of lines on bubblegums that are slightly out
Get on Qiang Wang, Stephens getting rekted
>all these tennis matches
I'm going to be up till 6 just researching FFS
