>0-1
>0-0
Why do I even watch soccer?
>0-0
>grown men pretending to be injured on every play
great "sport" ya got there
>0-0
>it was such a beautiful game
>Great advert for the Premier League
Oh Soccer
The thrill of victory
The agony of defeat
The sheer pointlessness of a 0-0 tie
A couple of ways that might make this game not suck
1) Make the goals much bigger
2) Make the goals much smaller and get rid of the goalie
>It's an American doesn't understand what he's watching episode
>It's on repeat 24/7
>he didn't watch Chelsea vs Everton
>he likes "stylish" "football" like "Arsenal" and "tactical" "genius" like "Liverpool" or "United"
Faggotron 5000
I bet it's the same person that started these threads.
>>64990563
yeah, why do you?
Just change every goal to 7 points and award points for fouls/penalties and now soccerball is up to american taste
>That was an exciting 5-14 game
>>64990563
>letting games end in a draw
>not giving us a winner with penalty kicks at the very least
>10 goals scored in la liga in 3 matches today (atletico match still going)
>1 scored in 2 in the eplel
>>64991135
>award points for fouls/penalties
yeah encourage more diving that's exactly what the "sport" needs
>>64991003
oh, 0-0 is bretty easy to understand Shamus
please put down the bottle so you don't sound stupid next time
>>64990563
If you don't like football just stick to something else, senpai.
>>64991108
dumb frogposter is responsible for this
>>64991265
meant goals scored from dead balls, just like that 3 point thing in handegg
>>64991234
Do you really think Real scoring 5 goals past a bunch of rice farmers is more entertaining than a close 0-1 game?
Not that the game today was great but blowouts where a team is 3-0 up after ten minutes are boring as fuck
>watching the EPLEL
noone to blame but yourself
>>64991234
>lel liga
>>64990563
They should probably just flip a coin and decide the winner right?
>>64990563
>I don't enjoy a sport unless I see high scores
>What is tactics
>What is defense
Also
>Select all tree pics
>No tree pics whatsoever
>>64990563
Nonody's forcing you to, stop watching it and shut the fuck up. Handegg and soccer are both great sports, but for different reasons.
>>64990563
>watching f0-0tball unironically
I think I see your problem senpai
>a telenovela
who /Aston Villa/ here?
>tfw not enough commercials so i can't get food :(
>one game is 0-0 all weekend
>american shitposting ensues
>>64990596
>bloat scores to six each
>eleven minutes of action
>two hours of advertising
>B-BUT HANDEGG IS GUD DOE
>>64991478
Don't say rice farmers, it triggers all the Americans who lost a war to them.
>>64993926
>implying the USSR and China weren't at Vietnam's back
US wasn't even willing to enter North Vietnam.
>>64991234
There were 26 scored in 7 games yesterday in the epl
>>64990596
>team wins superbowl
>crowned WORLD champions even though no teams from other countries are allowed to enter
great "sport" ya got there
>>64993723
>mad at commercials
>>64994404
good goy, buy that merchandise
>>64993723
go back to b0-0merang, austria
>>64994404
Based capitalism
USA USA USA
>>64994672
fuck off australia, better based sb commercials over literally nothing but watching green grass grow
>>64990563
Then don't watch it fatso.
>2 "goals" in American handegg is the equivalent of 14 points
>Americans can't understand the irony of complaining about low scores when they intentionally inflate the scoreboard
>Games can be decided by a literal coin toss if they go to OT, the other team doesn't even get a chance.
>More ads about hamburgers and buying a Prius than actual game time for 3 hours in a game that lasts a little under an hour.
>Americans are okay with this
>Americans call football boring when it lasts half the time with ads only airing at half time.
>>64995190
2 "goals" in handegg is 12 points, not 14.
0-0 is rare in football. 0-0 is common in f0-0tball
what are you doing watching football? surely there's a soccer game going on somewhere in the world
better commercials than watching a ball go back and forth on a field
f0-0tball is boring. long stretches of nothing happening is boring. at least football has offense and defense colliding regularly.
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Yeah I would probably be pretty butthurt too.
>>64997049
>Yeah I would probably be pretty butthurt too
Just pretend: you watch faked injuries all the time.
Amerifaggots need to fuck off with this shit "sport"
>>64997199
But that happens in football all the time when the fat niggers get tired of running for 2 seconds each play
>>64997269
>this post
>>64997199
>>64997417
Better than calling 17 minutes of playing time and 48 minutes of adverts a "sport", t.b.h. f.a.m.
>super sunday
>>64997552
>sb48, a literal shit show of a game
>doesn't understand superbowls are like family get-togethers here in the states
this is where you fail, senpai
Lol I remember doing a PhD together with an American guy. He would always rant about the possibility of football games ending in 0-0 and that it was therefore a shit tier sport compared to all the American shit you have. I would be considerate and try and explain that it's about more than scoring goals. Buildup of tension and the anxiety of your local team not to relegate etc etc. And I would still be open to watching fucking baseball and basketball where he would just sit and go >BOOYAA each time one of his 7ft niggers would score. Which was basically every minute. Haha it still makes me giggle. I would hide the fact that I despised the games and I would actually TRY and ask questions so I got to know more about the sport and maybe like it better. Fun part was that he couldn't even answer most of them. Anyway, I see you guys haven't changed much in the meanwhile
>>65001401
nice blog post faggot
>>64997701
>family get-togethers, aka, 'all you can eat' is now a sport
>burgerland
desu senpai
>>64994330
>his "country" can't afford to compete in the 'real football' world championship
Don't worry, Ackhmed, the NFL comes London once a year.
>>64991234
>He thinks that highscoring games are entertaining
>He thinks that a 5-5 means it was a good game
>He thinks the more goals scored, the better the quality of football on display
>He only watches football because he wants to see goals
>He doesn't think that 0-0 is THE perfect game of football and a tactical masterclass by both teams.
>He doesn't understand that 0-0 means both teams defended perfectly and were 100% flawless
Literally kill yourself.
post your face when Amerifags think that 7ft black guys who eat too much and then run into each other as fast as they can is a real sport
no seriously, they think that their oversized gorillas are a indicator of 'athleticism' and they genuinely believe that eating too much makes you a good athlete
>>65001701
Are you Italian by any chance?
>>65001701
this is the cuckiest defense for a "sport" i've ever read
>>65001913
yes
>>65001554
>all you can eat
Come on, family, you can do better than that.
>>64997049
>table tennis
Jesus china
>>65001983
>Thinking I need to 'defend' the world's biggest and most relevant sport
kek
>>65001836
DUDE BARCELONA WINS LOL
>>65001701
Masterfully explained to our fellow ameridumbs
>>64997049
>Ice Hockey
Lmao. I thought this was an epic meme.
>>65002061
it's a global sport because kids from pajeet to ahkmed can get a deflated soccer ball out of a flaming dumpster and still be able to play with it
enjoy your "beautiful" poorball game :^)
>>64997552
The only thing I'm surprised about is that the ball is in play for THAT LONG.
17 minutes? I watched a few games a few years ago (ironically obviously, as I got drunk with a few uni friends) and t.b.h I reckon there was maybe 6-7 minutes max of actual play.
>>64997199
1/2
http://imgur.com/a/injmI
Faking injuries in the NFL is a time-honored method of stopping the momentum of an opponent and giving your own team a much-needed breather. It's like calling a timeout in basketball when the other team is on a big run. Since soccer doesn't have the luxury of all those silly 20-second timeouts, the 20-second timeout has become the phantom hamstring tweak, and the only folks who are really harmed by it are the coaches and players who find themselves on the wrong end of a good trick.
http://deadspin.com/5843313/the-fake-outrage-over-fake-injuries-or-how-to-piss-on-an-nfl-sideline-without-anyone-seeing
NFL Hall of Famer Brian Urlacher admits to NFL teams having designated divers who fake injuries as part of the game plan:
>We had a guy who was the designated dive guy," Urlacher said, according to the Chicago Sun-Times.
Urlacher went on to say that a Bears coach would simulate the diving motion a swimmer makes with his arms, and the player designated as the dive guy "would get hurt."
http://www.si.com/nfl/audibles/2013/09/04/brian-urlacher-dive-guy-chicago-bears-fake-injuries
As they say if nobody is trying to cheat in a competition, its not a very important competition.
Basically with the potential of gaining a competitive advantage by getting the other player penalized, there will always be those who cheat. Chicanery is very common in basketball for example.,
With literally hundreds of pro soccer leagues and thousands of pro teams, soccer can provide more examples of this type of cheating than any sport. It can also provide more cherry-picked instances of anything, by the sheer size of the sport. There are for example more clips of dogs and cats running out onto a soccer field than any other sport, more clips of drones flying into fields, more clips of naked female fans in the stands, not because its normal or accepted, but simply because there are hundreds of televised leagues to find crazy shit from.
>>65002300
Actually, you can't play football with a deflated ball, however, you CAN play handegg with a deflated """"ball"""" because it doesn't really matter where it bounces or skids off to.
Seriously, when I was in school we used to play football with the brand new balls, and when it got deflated or punctured we'd throw it to the "special" kids to play rugby with. That's the non-pussy version of handegg b.t.w f.a.m. without all the helmets and body armour. Your sport is literally the dregs of sport. Your sport is literally for retards.
>Americucks
>>65002648
2/2
Take a look at the number of soccer clubs in England for example, it goes on and on and on and on and on....and that's just one of like a hundred countries.
FIFA being the corrupt organization it is has been extremely lax at punishing diving at the World Cup and there it has become a big issue, with players basically getting a free pass for diving at the World Cup. This is likely where the negative image of soccer arise in America as its the only time the sport gets any exposure in America, creating a ridiculous stigma that then cherry picked instances like this just enforce. They only ever see diving Latin players taking advantage of FIFA's shitty reffing and the occasional comedic clip of a diving soccer player on platforms like Reddit or late night comedy and this image then sticks.
If this was the norm in soccer, and if the majority of soccer players did this instead of a small minority, soccer simply wouldn't be in the position it is. It wouldn't completely dwarf every other sport in every single measure of popularity, importance, fandom and success. It would be the most hated and unpopular and unwatched sport in the world. Fortunately, diving is a tiny miniscule part of sport and hence the very opposite is reality. Americans who over exaggerate the extent of diving and use it as a way to homer their American sports really will find no audience with anyone but other Americans who hate the sport and are simply looking to confirm their biases. Its no different than the "American football has pads, lol what pussies" circlejerk that you hear so often in Australia, Ireland, South Africa, Europe...etc. People pick on this one little thing and act like ignorant idiots because it reaffirms their bias against the sport.
>defender passes it to midfield
>back to the defender
>back to the midfield
>back to the keeper
>back to the defender
>oh it's a big lob to the forwards
>and the other team has it
>repeat over and over and over
>game ends 0-0
>everyone is screaming and going bananas over how good the game was
>this is what europeans watch every fucking day all year because they only have one sport to watch
>apparently america and canada are wrong because we have a bunch of popular sports that are all vastly different and exciting and we don't just watch one boring sport
>>65002898
>canada deepthroating american cock
surprise surprise
>>65002898
>"Canada"
>Watches American sporting leagues
lel cuck
>>65002954
Reminder basketball was invented by a Canadian
>>65002976
>"British"
>his country can't even win a world cup and he's forced to watch foreigners play in his leagues
>>65003007
Reminder that Canada is an American protectorate.
>>64993723
>10 minutes of in bounding
>60 minutes of completely mindless bumfuckery in midfield
>10 minutes of faggots pretending to be injured
>10 minutes of play that actually matter
It's really not that different
>>65003061
>He's forced to watch foreign leagues
is worse
>>65003061
>Canada
>Calling other national teams shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr6Uw6iIlic
Also
>8-1
>>65003159
There are teams in Canada and our players play on Canadian and American teams
>>64991809
What if it doesnt flip?
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>>65002670
أنا آسف العرب يتم تشغيلها لك، لا حاجة لاغتصاب شقيقة الخاص بك قليلا أكثر من ذلك
>>65003204
I'm just going to call you a cuckold now
>>65003138
We at least keep the potential of having 90 minutes of greatness
>>65003297
>brits in charge of calling others cucks when roving muslim rape gangs and shariah enforcers walk the streets of london
>>64990563
>>65003287
take it easy jamal jackson
>>65003371
jamal sanchez, thank you
>>65003314
>We at least keep the potential of having 1.5 minutes of greatness
FTFY
>>65003325
London Ontario?
>>65003287
ما اللعنة هل مجرد سخيف يقال عني كنت صغيرة الكلبة؟
>>64995917
>0-0 is rare
>hasn't happened since 1943
>>65003334
Shit defenses, shit defenses everywhere.
>>65003420
>actually defending your shitty country
Go back to pakistan Muhammed
http://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/5386/british-girls-raped-oxford
>>65003371
>>65003387
t. محمد
>>65003522
I'm going to leaf you alone now
>>65003522
>Light hearted banter about Canada's relationship with the USA
>Posts about religion and horrifying news articles about rape
Steady on, Canada.
>>65003829
>can't even be a 14 year old girl in the UK without getting raped by a muslim
Nice country you got there
>>65002267
what would you know "i only ever watched 1 sport" pleb?
>>65003929
I know that your mum hates you
>>65001401
> it's about more than scoring goals.
oh really. too bad that's what determines winners and losers. but i guess moral wins do just as well in wussball
Not so fast
>>65004162
Actually, if any Champions League club drew every game they played 0-0 and won on penalties, they would win the Champions League.
So no, it's not scoring goals that determines winners and losers, it's rather avoiding conceding goals.
>>65004095
back to tiziano ferro or whoever the fuck you skinny plebs are listening to nowadays
>these braindead threads over and over and over forever til we die
you're all fucking morons
>>65004316
Weak banter, whale
>>65004472
let me introduce you to a new place called gym, twiggy
>it's another tie game
f0-0tball
>>65002898
/thread
>>64990563
nice cherrypicking faggot. You ignored the fact that yesterday's game ended in 4-1, 3-3, 3-0, 2-1, 4-0, 1-1, and 3-0.
>>65006082
one game?
>>65006082
my biggest beef with soccer is the fact that too often we get extended periods of the ball just bouncing back and forth with no scoring.
at least football is real physical.
>>65006082
*this >>65006346 and at least you're assured you won't end up with a tie game. those are the most frustrating, like you're fapping but no finish
>>65006082
who is this semen demon?
>>65006346
>my biggest beef with soccer is the fact that too often we get extended periods of the ball just bouncing back and forth with no scoring
It's called build up play. You can't just rush towards the goal and think you're gonna score. You have to open up the opposition in order to create decent chances of scoring. It takes a lot of patience, sometimes it doesn't work, sometimes it does, and sometimes it goes horribly wrong and you get caught going forward and you get counter-attacked and scored on.
This, of course, is a problem for football fans. They see a narrowly missed shot the same as 4th down punt to the other team. Soccer fans see things differently. They understand the balance of play. These missed chances add to the excitement rather than take any out of it. That's how you can have an "exciting 0-0" draw. Because in the end, it's not about the goals, they're just numbers. It's about how it's played.
>>64997049
>soccer
>favorite sport of the shitholes of Africa, South America, Central Asia, Russia, and Europe
You guys keep great company, lmao
>>65006853
>Shitholes like Norway, Denmark, Netherlands and Switzerland
good post you dumb fuck
