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Sharp money taken to the cleaners by the /bet/ mafia AGAIN edition
Previous thread: >>64946006
>Broccoli is the GOAT veggie sub-edition
>Helpful links
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>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
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>not spinach
>Packers +7 is the greatest bet in NFL history edition
>>64962270
>not having both
![94px-Worry[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mD8qjMy.jpg "94px-Worry[1].jpg")
Tfw took -10.5 cards
>all these nfl threads
JUST fuck off with this dire -ev sport
Was andy reid trying to NOT cover the spread?
Martingale whatever you lost on Chiefs with the Pats handi next week vs. Denver.
>>64962357
>an entire sport is -EV
still bitter over that prem acca liddo?
>>64962187
>It was definitely better than your bet wasn't it Americunt. ;^)
Pats bet sucked out, it easily could have ended 23-27 at worst and you know it.
>Americunt
I still live in a first world country and make 7x your average wage so... guess you got me there, pedro
Told you not to count Brady out
There should be a spread for Andy Reid clock shenanigans.
>>64962361
>andy reid
>clock management
Pick one
>>64962357
Mohammed go to bed.
This is American spee time
>tfw worst is 9am EST where its nothing but divegrass threads
>>64962413
>Being mad at DR cause your shitty bet lost
You truly are scum
>>64962333
assuming i'm not misunderstanding what leg means (2 matches played, with one being at home & away) is that it disrupts the schedule of matches being weekly and the NFL is way more injury prone than soccer games
so the super bowl would become a competition of who has the least injured roster compared to the best team
>>64962413
>and make 7x your average wage
pac mac makes about 20x dominican republic's average wage tbf
>>64962492
Who the fuck is DR? His name is Nestle
>>64962549
assuming he's referring to the flag (dominican republic)
In play Blazers ML @2.05
>>64962492
>talked shit
>get talked shit back at
>mad
>>64962549
What are initials of countries, dave.
>>64962604
No shit Sherlock.
>>64962549
Dr means Doctor because he is the Doctor of love
>>64962471
>he browses /sp/ outside of /bet/
>Not Andy Reid's timepiece sub-edition
>>64962643
what's your reasoning behind this one? i don't see how blazers have an answer for okafor unless he tires/chimps out and gets benched.
i do think blazers are the *marginally* better team though
>>64962649
see
>>64962652
>>64962662
At least you tried to give a meme answer
jesus H christ Americans are insufferable
Gambling is illegal over there for your own protection because the bookies would fleece the lot of you
>>64962413
You know he's actually Dutch right?
>>64962533
>pac mac makes about 20x dominican republic's average wage tbf
DR average wage is waaaaay lower than I thought
>Down thousands but I feel nothing
>>64962727
Best post in the thread. If I was Bet365 or WH, I'd be pumping billions into lobbying for legalised gambling in America. Would make your money back in a weekend.
>>64962727
Thought being angry in every post was reserved
for angry brit anon
SYK FUK RUKUS where you at homie?
>>64962413
>He's so mad it actually carried over to the new thread.
Ayyyyyy.
>>64962775
Had to provide this local Instagram model I dm'd last night with passport proof of my multi-nationalism.
>>64962999
Post her insta
GB over 19.5 @ 1.72
name a more based, elite and muscular sport than one-day cricket.
protip: you cannot
>>64963160
where's the tips
>>64963198
ill post them when the game starts (in a couple of hours), all in-play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18W9WYw9HaA
Thread song
>>64962999
>carried it over to the new thread
>new thread rubs it in in the OP
angry is in my name for a reason
peace man, I'm just pissed about losing that much money over what I see as some really biased calls and a bad turnover
>>64963144
Laying this desu
Trail blazers PLEASE
>>64963160
miniscule sample size, unsustainable roi
>>64963040
No. ;^) Not much to write home about either, just another Kardashian clone.
>>64963441
Looks like she'd bite my dick off and fuck herself with it
>>64963435
true. But I'm at ~65% for both Test & t20 and ODI's are alot more predictable than t20 which is basically lotto and much faster paced than Tests and usually played on flatter decks so better for overs betting.
Of the three formats I think ODI is the best for betting.
>>64963568
"Allegedly" 22 years old. Going to wear my groin protector if I manage to snag a date.
Golden state what the fuckkkkk
>>64963329
proably a good call senpai
>>64963834
Sickening sums on GSW handi's.
>>64963971
I'm getting +4.5 right now
>>64963971
this
also cheeky ML
>>64963971
slamming it tbqh
>>64963989
medium on +6.5
he DIDNT listen to the J U D G E who called pats - handi, /bet/ hivemind at its finest...
>>64963989
+6.5 here.
>>64963994
This as well.
>>64963971
Got them - 3 before but now on +7
Anyone on Glazkov @ 1.80 tonight?
WHAT IS the bet365 trader thinking? Serving up SO MANY large stakes tomorrow.
thoughts on Blazers +15.5 right now against Sixers?
>>64964241
please spoonfeed me
>>64964248
I like it. I just can't see the 76ers keeping up this scoring spree with how tez their offense is
>>64964330
I'll think about it. What do I get in return?
disgusting amounts on every mainstream game going on in america
>g-good thing I d-didn't chase Chiefs losses on GS
not enough alcohol in the world
>>64964241
goo goo gaa gaa
>>64964444
Checked. But I dont think you understand what that phrase means, my upside down friend
>>64964241
>euan will NEVER come up with his OWN ORIGINAL gimmick
>>64964419
I have some UFC bets for tomorrow, posted them in the last thread but there are some nice ones IMO.
>>64964566
>he THINKS that capitalising A FEW WORDS counts as a gimmick
>Okafor on 4 fouls already
Kek.
KEK.
>>64964566
I've been focused on winning bet however, in future, I will try harder in the gimmick creation department.
>the city of Portland
the goat UAC song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUL65ddSbk0
>arizona's passrush
Glazkov vs Martin
Ukrainian is ranked 6th in the world and unbeaten in his 22 fights winning 13 by KO he is more of a stayer than a puncher and has beaten many fighters with impressive records, Martin is a puncher and will need an early finish or he will be in trouble he is ranked 42nd and also unbeaten winning 20 of his fights by KO but its the first time against such a high ranking opponent. Martin started to box at 22 years of age which usually prevents from boxing against elite competition unless you're some kind of phenom.
I'm taking Glazkov SW
Peterson with a big punt return is the only one that worries me. Hope they kick away from him. Cobb is ded, Lacy is fat and Fitz is old.
I see the Pistons are taking the "Maybe if we leave Steph Curry wide open for 3 he'll miss" mentality
>>64964492
i'm asking to be spoonfed by a real shrewdie...
Tfw no naisten jalkapallo gf
>>64965462
on Glazkov too, medium. Anything for Wilder/Szpilka?
>tfw didn't get on the Warriors handi at halftime
4 MISSED free throws for u45.5 to come in
h8 lotto shite
>>64965825
With clear conscience - no. I layed small on Szpilka, but only to enjoy the fight more. From the betting perspective Wilder should maul him and obviously there's no value on Wilder. Maybe it going the distance? Hell, Szpilka has superb determination, but his chin is suspect, he won't quit unless his chin quits on him.
The Warriors are pathetic
>>64966317
>he's not on piston -5.5
>>64965813
Do Finnish girls fall under Western Europe or Eastern Europe?
>>64966396
mongolia is central asia isn't it?
>>64966396
Scandinavia lid
>>64965944
>15 minutes later's face when didn't get on the Warriors handi at halftime
>>64966487
Really meant mentality was. Scandinavia has the same feminist mentality that the rest of Western Europe has.
>>64966451
Gets labelled under East Asia. Personally only count China, South Korea and Japan the East.
>>64966553
i tend to lump in mongolia with those ex soviet central asian states. don't know why.
Thank god for Celtics. Covered the Warriors loss
Anyone getting in Lakers spread? +20 right now
>>64966396
Note sure mate. Dont have a Finnish gf to ask :(
>>64966553
>>64966615
>Mongolia
Their league isnt carried, rarely play internationally. Totally irrelevant. Probably one of THE most irrelevant countries in the world
Kings +6 or ml. DeAndre and Blake out again
utter utter
Man I'm bad at this
It starts. LETS GO CHAMP
Lakers half-time entertainment was fun to watch tbqh
Polish-American judge, judging Szpilka-Wilder... Le fix could be in if Szpilka survives to the dec which is unlikely.
Sharma top run scorer for india LARGE
India v Australia ODI cricket
Fucking hell. Glazkov destroyed his ankle
>>64967990
India batting first, reckon we'll run em down again?
>>64967990
literally casual: the bet
>>64967990
How sure m8? And how much do you have down?
>>64967990
rough
>>64968598
as I said >>64968571
That bet just lost
NEVER bet on top scorer in any format of cricket. Literal lottery
We're being moved to /biz/ lads
>>64967990
OUCH M8
Here's a bet I do like:
India: Total innings score over 272.5 @ 1.90
Large
>cardshits
>retardinals
Brisbane slags are battering.
>>64967990
(you)
>>64968265
Is that a win by technical decision? Cba to understand boxing rules
>>64968651
rebacking this
Life is good friends. All bets on packers vs. Cardinals good
>under 50
>green bay +7.5
>under 40.5 on big
>>64969432
TKO (injury) In a way you're getting knocked out out of competition, just without losing your consciousness
>>64968825
cannot. stop. rebacking
SPECIAL
Need a cardinals fg like air
Please cover 6 cards
>tfw GB +7.5 @ 1.83
>tfw comfy extra 0.5 point
Fugg Szpilka up two rounds absolute madman
Tybrothstein
how? fucking how?
OH MY GOD RODGERS IS A GOD
HOLY SHIT I DONT BELIEVE IT
HE REALLY REALLY LIKES WINNING
LE JUNK TIME BACKDOOR COVER FUCKING KEK
Cardinals -6 push meh
tears if you werent on packers +7 at evens before the game
lost cards -6.5
but I put my remaining bankroll on cards ML so I won't lose all my money
Everyone who got on packers +7 is better at this than me by a lot
Free money from Cards/Pats parlay. Feels good.
>>64962313
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>64971882
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BTFO
>>64973989
why would you be laughing? +6.5/7 did win because there's no extra point in OT
>>64973989
>amerimaths
>>64973757
At 4pm est Bovada had puckers+7 and a half. Too close.
Thanks for wiping my loses, Deontay!
>not getting on Wilder ITD @ 1.80
/bet/'s reaction when metaKnight ban is lifted and he resumes posting top quality tips and banter LOL
>>64974670
Good to have you back lad.
Gonna get on the tennis betting?
>>64974924
djokovic to win australia open @ 1.66 is literally FREE money
>one last leg on clippers
>cardinals and jazz didn't blow it
>no dj but still close game
>cousins at 4 fouls already
a real tense day again
>Losing because of a coin which didn't flip
Done with this semen slurping sport tbqh.
Denver to cover up to 8.5 is a safe call.
Pittsburgh is without DeAngelo Williams and Antonio Brown, and Roesthlisberger is 60% healthy at best.
Manning is likely to luck into at least a couple scores, and their defense is healthy. A banged up Pittsburgh should be easy to handle.
>horse named Kushadasi
>4.20 to win
>>64967350
anybody get on
>Newcastle score for the first time in over 9 hours
neat
New Zealand to hammer the pakis in cricket
>>64969849
bookies clueless.
imagine setting the line this low on an in form batting line up on a good pitch.
>>64978511
They've done it every fucking game aswell
WHEN will they learn?
Not to mention that Australia already weak bowling line-up was even weaker with a frontline bowler dropped for an allrounder?
>>64978558
Worth getting on the Aussies @ 1.6?
>>64978645
I always wait for the first ~5 overs to see if there's an early wicket and the odds improve, but yeah AUS should win comfortably from here
>>64978558
DHONI SURREAL
>>64978707
up huge thanks brah
Need a Wellington goal like a masculine prostitute's belly
Based Milne saving my u169.5 pakistan runs
>>64979470
That must have been sweaty for you
>>64979491
Sure was, done for the day after that
I've got overs on Shaun Marsh (my line was @ 45)
medium
>they just wanted it more
Get your shit sorted out bovada
I really don't understand cricket odds, been following the box score of the Aussie game and they've needed roughly the same ratio of runs to balls left for the whole game yet they're now massive favourites. I get they've only lost one batsman, but feel like the real danger would be running out of time.
>>64980357
Aussies have chased down 300+ in the last two games liddo.
The pitches have been literal roads and ideal for batting.
Indian bowling and fielding has also been mostly inept.
>>64980357
Time isn't really an issue in this form of the game.
It's basically save the wickets and slowly take down the target then in the last 10/15 overs smash it around and get there.
it's all about not throwing away wickets early
>>64980357
I was thinking the same. Cashed out. But again I don't much about the sport.
>Steve Shit
alright lads I've been spoonfeeding you winning bets all day
UTTER tears if you didn't get on
>>64980394
>>64980399
Fair enough, but does it not make more sense to go for the big scores with your best batters out?
feeling overs in the viet friendly coming up.
div1 ha noi team v div2.
viet friendlies have been mostly goal fests recently.
San Miguel +6.5 in the flip basketball, they probably won't win but the home crowd seems to be a big advantage in the league
>>64980468
on o3.5 @ 1.9
Juventus are on the speed of light, the probability of them slowing down are greater than them speeding up. There will be value betting against them in the next games. Starting today vs udinese.
>4 goals after 2 periods
>o6.5 still @1.44
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Tennis lids
R8
H8
Masterb8
>Australia choking
cunts
>>64980918
Not worried, they bat real deep.
>>64980468
>1 shot on target between them for the first half
What's your email m8? I assume you will at least be paying me back my stake?
>>64981016
Yes, please provide your paypal and I will send you your stake that looks like it may lose.
Sory¬
I know nothing about cricket but played /bet/-induced lotto on Australia, how long until the game is over and how's it looking?
>>64980918
nah AUS will win easy. Wade @ 8. The "Big Unit" at 9..
>>64981110
like an hour
>Wade ahead of The Finisher
welldone, Stove
>Sunday morning cricket sweats
What the fuck has my life become
>Probably gonna lose a day's wages on San Miguel Beermen
What has my life become?
>Ozone against Income Tax
Do they literally just randomize team names from a dictionary?
How do I bet?
>>64982027
wait until Australia plays cricket and bet on them winning
Getting on CHONBURI with a MEDIUM STEAK malay club football is a step below thai to say the least!
Football (soccer) bets please
>>64982066
Waa waa goo goo wah
>>64982066
Stoke v arsenal o0.5 goals
fuckin san miguel queemen, looking so good until that choke in the last
Need gooz UFC tips like air
Bratislava were on a -0.5 at HT and I've just sat here and watched them score goals.
>>64982144
Bankroll on Cruz
>>64982160
same.
did you see at HT when the trader had a stroke or something and priced them on a + for a few seconds?
>>64982190
Can Australians even bet on this stuff
>>64982198
on bet365 we get *nearly* all the same games you do.
999999999999
on Ave Fenix women -0.5
>>64982095
Horrible
Of course Rayo would score, I bet 1 on Valencia, why else would Valencia lose?
>>64982235
ayyyy, that was fast
How much are you all up this month?
>>64982267
Down insane
>>64982270
Hello Danny
>>64982267
+$1300
All thanks to based ODI cricket
>>64982267
Down a grand or so
>>64982144
I have sickening amounts on UFC tonight:
Blanco @ 1.80- he is fighting Sanders who is making his debut on short notice and fighting up a weight class
Côté @ 2.00- has been on a nice run lately and should have the edge on the feet. Saunders is hittable but Côté has to be very careful of his dangerous guard.
Pearson/Trinaldo goes to decision @ 1.72- American bookies and most UK bookies have the odds lower than that. Trinaldo is durable and his best way to win is to make this a grinder.
Rosa/Bochniak under 2.5 rounds @ 1.72- Rosa never won a decision in his pro career and Bochniak is an agressive fighter who is making his debut on less than one weeks notice (having fought last Friday in another organisation). Could play it safe and go 'fight doesn't go to decision' @ about 1.66.
Pettis ITD- Pettis is coming off a decisive loss to RDA where he got outwrestled, he has now employed one of the best wrestling coaches in the game- Izzy Martinez. Alvarez tends to get hurt in most of his fights but if he gets hurt against Pettis than expect Pettis to finish him. You could argue that Alvarez is on the decline.
Browne/Mitrione ends in round 1 @ 1.81 (I had to combine different bets to make this as bet365 don't have that market)- both are HW's with high finishing percentages. Mitrione's last 7 fights ended in round 1 and Browne's 7 out of the last 8 ended in the first.
All of my bets for tonight are in the pic. Might add some more later if I find anything good.
Was out in the greenhouse earlier looking at the tomatoes, literallly cannot stop farming lids.
>>64982267
£1.66
who else on rayo @1.83?
can they hold on?
>>64982332
>369.03
>sickening
penny punting, leftist, student, limp wrists, etc
>>64982267
£19.72
>>64982400
I'm on valencia, so yeah rayo will win it
>>64982387
farming lvl?
>>64982405
>actually counting my bets
not sickening by any means desu, i just feel shrewd when i use that. got a roll of 2k so its pretty significant but not that bad.
>>64982428
I count for a living :^)
Just having a gag with you lad, good luck.
>>64982332
Picking an aging Cote against Saunders who has one of biggest striking outputs in the division might not be the smartest thing.
>>64982441
no worries lid, thanks. you got any nice bets going today?
Reminder that you will never be so shrewd that a bookmaker will pay you to sit on Betfair.
>>64982445
Personally thought Saunders lost vs Robertson, iirc he got outstruck and dropped by him. Although his guard is sick.
>>64982451
up dece from the cricket.
looking for a football bet, but it's all spanish and turk shite it seems.
>>64982471
>youll never be a penny punter pulling an Eastern European qt
is over 2.5 goals in Liverpool/United THE mainstream special for today?
>>64982471
Is he yawning or cheering?
Mainstream accy on Van Aert and Sanne Cant for the WC Cyclocross. They win everything, why wouldn't they win the WC?
>>64982526
1-0 with a last winner penalty from James Milner causing Klopp to run madly down the touchline @1.12
![tempted[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0UM65XT.jpg "tempted[1].jpg")
Rafa Nadal to get married in 2016 @10.00
>>64982590
not happening la
>>64982042
Coconut milk and curry to celebrate
Why does BET365 restrict multiple bet options for the Oscars.
I want to do a Revenant sweep + Inside Out.
>tfw you're trying to make racing pay but the heroin dealing game is too strong
https://twitter.com/glennphil2010
http://www.westyorkshire.police.uk/in-the-dock/drug-offences-seacroft
>>64982526
hard to tell, pretty much a coin flip, either it ends 0-0 or 2-2 or something
>>64982267
good 2016 picking up the pieces slowly, after bad end to last year losing my bankroll on a single game of tennis, good weekend this +$425, for the year probably +$1000
>bet365 delaying bratislava payouts
Confirmed for DAC
>>64982742
>in b4
"We have identified that this fixture was listed incorrectly and as such, in accordance with our rules, the selection has been made void.
Please accept our apologies for any inconvenience caused.
"
Aaaand another one! Zlatan scores the only goal of the game to give PSG the win, making us £25.61. For today's game, and the 5th bet of our rolling acca, we'll go with:
Roma - Verona @ 1.33
Verona find themselves at the bottom of the table in 20th place without a win all season. On top of this, leading goalscorer, Luca Toni, is out with a calf injury, as well as starting defender, Eros Pisano. Roma, on the other hand, have lost just one home game all season.
In: £25.61
Out: £34.15
Best of luck.
>>64982839
Yeah but Roma are shit
Cardinals HT bets last night were surreal
Who else MASSIVE on besiktas?
>>64982839
>without a win all season
Due?
>>64982941
pretty guarenteed result t b h, thinking of doubling it with roma but they're too >roma lately
Post Betfair p&ls
>>64982941
>Massive on Turkey
"no"
lids lids lids ;) whats all the banter? everyone got their cheeky accys on for today?
>>64982941
I don't want to live in a world where Besiktas doesn't win by at least 3
>he hasnt put an irresponsible amount of money on a liverpool united draw
>>64983006
on Draw and Kloop celebrates like a madman after the match
>>64982941
You'd have to be massive to make anything with that line.
AA Gent - Anderlecht in about half an hour. BTTS @1.66. Gent are starting their shitty defence, Anderlecht only has a shitty defence. Both have their best attackers available.
Will post more while watching.
