Chiefs vs Patriots NFL Divisional Round Today, 4:35 PM on CBS Gillette Stadium, Foxborough, Massachusetts Announcers: Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts, Evan Washburn
fuck the pats
Pats win
>>64951673
holy shit did the chiefs really blow out the pats that badly?
fucking kek, didnt know the pats were that bad
Fucking hell, I thought denver was playing today and accidentally ordered some chicken parm along with my usual.
Guess I'm having it two days in a row.
>>64951703
They went back to cheating after that blowout
SMIFF
Jenny Dell hnnnggg
who wins lads?
>Mfw the Cheatriots get BTFO
>2 game threads
>game hasn't even started yet
7th for smeth
>Both teams can't lose
FBM
> Game thread
> game hasn't started yet
Annoyedpepe.jpg
>>64951741
Whoever wants it more
Who's more likely to throw an interception: Brady or Smith?
>>64951741
Chiefs
>>64951673
Belichick BTFO.
Who's going to win this?
http://strawpoll.me/6558337
http://strawpoll.me/6558337
http://strawpoll.me/6558337
http://strawpoll.me/6558337
TIME FOR CHEFPOSTING
>>64951757
starts in 10 minutes. Settle down.
>>64951673
>gamethread #2
>game hasn't even started yet
>>64951765
Smiff only has 1 pick in offs, it was last week and it wasn't his fault
>>64951758
New England has a higher football IQ than Kansas City, so they are my pick to win
>>64951765
smeth tbqh Joe
>>64951765
brady has a habit of laying an egg in the playoffs to inferior teams so prolly him
>>64951774
She's such a perfect slut.
>>64951757
When it's less than 30 minutes to the start of the game, it's fine. The pre-game thread was at nearly 600 posts so making another pre-game thread for 20 minutes until kickoff doesn't make sense.
Alex "The Hurricane" Smith
>>64951784
>Who's going to win this?
Me after I shag your mum.
>>64951774
>>64951774
Patriots are going to win you daft cunt
>>64951720
I did too. I figured the packers were playing tomorrow
>NOTHING TO LOSE NO EXPECTATIONS
NOTHING TO LOSE NO EXPECTATIONS
>NOTHING TO LOSE NO EXPECTATIONS
NOTHING TO LOSE NO EXPECTATIONS
>NOTHING TO LOSE NO EXPECTATIONS
NOTHING TO LOSE NO EXPECTATIONS
>NOTHING TO LOSE NO EXPECTATIONS
NOTHING TO LOSE NO EXPECTATIONS
>NOTHING TO LOSE NO EXPECTATIONS
NOTHING TO LOSE NO EXPECTATIONS
>NOTHING TO LOSE NO EXPECTATIONS
NOTHING TO LOSE NO EXPECTATIONS
>NOTHING TO LOSE NO EXPECTATIONS
NOTHING TO LOSE NO EXPECTATIONS
>NOTHING TO LOSE NO EXPECTATIONS
NOTHING TO LOSE NO EXPECTATIONS
>NOTHING TO LOSE NO EXPECTATIONS
NOTHING TO LOSE NO EXPECTATIONS
>>64951765
Smith is a game manager. He doesn't make great plays like Brady but he's very good at not fucking up.
>>64951799
Yeah, but Kansas City is full of a bunch of gym rats. They'll win 31-27
C H I E F S
stream pls
>>64951828
I disagree but can't we get along?
https://vimeo.com/116910030
Who best fans in the world here?
>>64951853
r/nflstreams
Serious question: what the fuck is Kansas City even known for?
Who should I bandwagon after the patriots lose?
>>64951853
literally cbs
I'm going to the Bruins game today instead of watching the Patriots game :^)
>>64951871
bbq
As a Dallas Cowboys fan I can easily say that KC BBQ isn't good and New England clam chowder isn't good either
Reminder that Tebow would
BOOTY BLAST
O
O
T
Y
B
L
A
S
T
both these teams.
>>64951851
Autism is a beautiful thing
what are you guys fellas drinkin? eatin?
>PAPA JOHNS 1 LARGE PIZZZA 5 TOPPINGS FOR 8.99
W-wwhat toppings do I get spee?
>>64951871
Winning the world series in 2015.
>Maclin and Houston both active
Feel pretty good about this one
POST MARINA
>>64951869
SUCK IT FELGER.
>>64951788
My favorite time, desu senpai
>>64951853
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/superbowl/live/player?ttag=AFC16_ed_cvr_hp_0116
thank you cbs
Why the marines spee?
>>64951851
Did people who like this sort of thing exist before the internet?
>>64951850
It wont be New England's game to win, only Kansas City's to lose. 21-9 Pats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
>>64951871
exploding meth labs
>>64951888
>pepperonia
>olives
>mushrooms
>tomatoes
>extra cheese
Reminder :3 of the 4 teams the pats lost to this year, didn't even make the playoffs.
>>64951888
Mushrooms 5 times.
>>64951888
Pep
Mushrooms
Bacon
Sausage
Ham
>>64951871
Barbeque, trains, and meth.
>people actually think the Chiefs stand a chance against a healthy Patriots
HOTWINGS WILL BE READY IN TIME FOR KICKOFF STOMACH IS HYPE
Let's go Chiefs!
>>64951888
5 LAYERS OF MUSHROOMS
What time will kickoff actually be?
>game thread 2
>still pregame
I don't think you understand how game threads work
H I G H T E S T
>Putting Chandler Jones in the hospital on looks alone
>>64951888
pep
italian sausage
bacon
onion
extra cheese
>>64951887
>guys fellas
no thanks.
>>64951888
No matter what, you'll get diarrhea.
>>64951888
5 toppings??? What the fuck thats too many
who /XCX/ here?
>>64951921
patriots o-line vs chiefs pass rush
this alone is enough to call it a win for smeth and the chefs
>>64951882
>You now remember him bootyblasting the steelers
>>64951888
Pepp, Shrooms, Onions, Bell Peppers, and Ham
are mushrooms a meme topping?
>>64951888
Sausage Pepperoni, Onion, Jalapeno, Red Pepper Flakes
>>64951888
bacon
chicken
sausage
onion
mushroom
>>64951931
>>64951914
Holy shit hive-mushroom
>captcha
MEME MAGIC HAS ARIVED
>>64951939
>italian sausage
What exactly is the difference between regular sausage and italian sausage?
>>64951933
get bootyblasted nigger boy
>>64951962
Yes
New England is
>7-1
at home against the Chiefs
Brady is having a shitty hair day
>>64951962
Only if they're alone
BANG THE DRUM
BANG THE DRUM
BANG THE DRUM
BANG THE DRUM
BANG THE DRUM
CHIEFS WIN
/DABNATION/ WHERE YOU AT???????
>>64951962
n-no
(chain only)
1. Dominos
2. Papa Johns
3. Little Caesars
4. Pizza Hut
Ranked by quality and price
>yfwdccdpidafcdr
Sausage is the worst pizza topping. Fucking fight me.
>Flirt with girl over phone
>think I'm making progress
>turns out she has a bf already and I'm dropping spaghetti hard.
>>64951976
Confirmed for loss?
CHIEFS
H
I
E
F
S
>>64951888
pineapple
ham
sausage
black olives
extra sauce
hyyyyyyyyyyyyyyppeeee
AND THE HOOOOME OF THE
CHEEEEEEFS!!!
>>64951980
that guy in the back hiding his face in shame
>>64951985
i agree with your list
J E B B T F O
E
B
B
T
F
O
1. Muldoon Pizza
2. Napolis
3. Mooses Tooth
4. Guidos
5. The Rock Pizza
>>64951985
5. Dominos pre-reboot
>>64951888
BBQ sause first obvs, extra cheese, mushrooms, italian sausage, bell peepers, sliced tomates. Thin and Crispy to finish.
>tfw cold beer
>tfw nachos with awesome dip
>tfw candy
I´M READY
>>64951985
>Little Caesars over Pizza Hut
>>64951980
WATCH ME WHIP!
are the pats really only favored by 5? I'm totally in the dark about KC this season, why isn't it higher?
>>64951967
i didn't think faggots watched sports. learned something new today.
>>64951861
<3
>>64951932
Probably sometime tomorrow.
>>64951888
Mushrooms
Sausage
Mushrooms
Sausage
Mushrooms
>>64952003
woah
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
ready for some fucking GOOD PLAYOFF GAMES
fuck last week
>>64952003
Perfect ass
>he orders tomato sauce on a pizza in 2016
Alfredo master race here
>>64951962
Absolutely not, a true patrician's choice
who /hungoverandabouttostartdrinking/
Top Tier Pornstar Feet:
Jenny Hendrix
Angel Dark
Katsuni
>>64951985
>Little Caesars
I don't think I've ever seen one outside of a ghetto before.
>>64952033
Their breadsticks are better than Pizza Hut's.
Anyway, is Gronk playing or what?
>>64951985
I ordered 1 large Pizza Hut pizza without looking at the price and it was fuckin $30
Wtf
>>64951971
pubic hair
>>64952035
kc is the hottest team in the league where as new england just choked games to the jets and miami
>>64952022
1. Paulies
2. Ginos
3 .Vitos
4. Vinnies
5: Marios
>>64951985
>Dominoes
>Little Caesar's
>>64951985
>No Casey's
Shit list tbqhf
>>64952056
i wanted to go to the liquor store but my bicycle has a flat tire and i dont know what to do
my microwave is broken and i really want a microwaved grilled cheese
what do
>>64951980
that one white guy in the back is the only one hitting a semi proper dab
then there's that fat midget woman in the front who can't even lift up her chubby t-rex arms
>>64952068
How many layers of shrooms did ye get?
>>64952043
disgusting
>>64952056
nah, that'll be me tomorrow
>>64952063
Anissa Kate
>>64952003
BUTT
HER
FACE
>>64951995
I don't even know what this is supposed to mean senpai
1. Chicago Style
2. Detroit Style
3. Generic Style
4. New York Style
9001. Anything not listed
9000000001. St. Louis Style
>>64951889
>boreball
>>64951985
Domino's no doubt number one but Little Caesars is so disgusting that it shouldn't exist
Dominos is god tier.
PROVE
ME
WRONG
>>64952054
>wanting creamy pizza
What are you fucks drinking and why isn't it this???
it's too hard to report all these shit posters at once
fuck
LET'S GO PATS
RIDE THE RAPE TRAIN ALL THE WAY TO THE SUPERB OWL
>>64951962
>he eats fungus
>Showing the patriots beating the cards from 7 years ago
Pls stop. It hurts every time.
>>64952115
I'll cream your pizza
HYPE
> toppings on pizza
if your meme bullshit pizza requires "toppings" to be palatable, it's pure fucking garbage
>>64952087
Who the fuck hates cantaloupe? Clutch fruit salad option
Chugging cheap beer or sipping expensive beer?
>>64952102
Same. Going to have to wake up early for that Seahawks game though
>>64952106
shit taste all around
>hottest team in the league
>dat CBS bias
>>64951985
Domino's really turned it around. They were shit for the longest time but know they're the best chain. On my college campus there are a good half dozen places to get delivery pizza but dominos is what people choose 90% of the time
>>64952124
CHIEFS CHIEFS CHIEFS CHIEFS
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT IF YOU SUPPORT THE CHIEFS OVER THE PATRIOTS YOU ARE A FALSE AMERICAN
Pizza is shit.
Burgers are way better.
>>64952063
S A S H A
A
S
H
A
>>64952056
Choking back my first drink with a hazy head. By half way through number 2, I expect some relief
>>64952087
>Guava not #1
FUCK OFF
so this game is the real AFC Championship right?
Post yours lads.
Ian Eagle?
what a made up name...
Predictions?
KC @ NE close, good game
GB @ ARI gb shits bed, sucky game
SEA @ CAR good until hawks pull away late
PIT @ DEN unwatchable stinker
>>64952087
Raspberry deserves 2 separate listing
1. Frozen raspberries
...
8. Regular raspberries
These are just 2 of the dozens of mistakes you made
>>64952152
SENPAI
I agree
>>64952114
>liking cardboard with garlic juice all over it
oh child.
>>64952138
cheap beer anon
>>64952087
I really, really like this list
OFFICIAL PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES POWER RANKINGS
1. Trump
POWER GAP
2. Rubio
3. Sanders
4. Christie
5. Cruz
POWER GAP
6. Paul
7. Carson
8. Kasich
POWER GAP
9001. Yeb!
POWERGAP
900000000000000000001. Shillary
>>64952119
24 pack of rolling rock
that's not football drink, that's pre-game when your team is in the superbowl
>>64952152
>burgers over pizza
Fuck outta here pleb
>>64951673
Go Chiefs!
(though you're going to get fucked by The Powers That Be...)
>>64952147
CBS has good taste :3
White Russians are the best drinks of all time
>Ian Eagle
BASED AS FUCK
>>64952153
would still eat her shithole after an anal creampie gangbang
I really like Andy Reid. It sucks that we are going to have to end his streak and I wish him the best of luck next year
>>64952058
i want to be a girl so fucking bad
>>64952182
Sanders and Paul are the only competent candidates.
>>64952089
you'll just have to wait it out until you get a new tire. Unless it just needs air. Then buy an air pump.
Sock power rankings
1. tubes
2. ankles
3. crew
4. faggy toes
>>64952054
>not pesto
im sad 4u famalam
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING MODS
>>64952203
Why?
Go Pats!
CHIEEEFFFSSS
>>64952182
>Bernie not even worthy of being on the list
>>64952182
>Rubio second
>>64952192
If you want to spend your evening vomiting heavy cream, sure.
>>64952119
come at me hombres
>>64952119
sauce?
>>64952203
y
>>64952216
why?
Time for Belichick to teach Andy Reid how it's done once again.
Stream anyone?
Who /NE/ and /SNACKS/ here?
Rhode Island reporting in
Wife and her daughter have spent literally all day baking this! Whoopie pies, 7 layer bars, and not pictured are some classic oatmeal rasin cookies
Im also enjoying some stoli sours!!!
>>64952223
what an ugly group of people
>pesto
Excellent choice my friend. I stand corrected
CHEFS
H
E
F
S
>>64952054
>he puts alfredo sauce on pizza
m8 just end yourself
>>64952231
no that's a liquor
>>64952147
that would be da hawks
>>64952185
>implying you wouldn't rather wrap your lips around a fat ass juicy piece of meat than chew on some greasy bread with tomato soup and cheese crumbs
>>64951673
>my face when people actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL wont win the owl this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 10 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year. he will put up 100+YDs/10+TDs/5.0YPC)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin )top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best blocking FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Besy secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
The Chiefs superbowl drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it!
>>64952087
>honorable mention Aaron Rodgers
got me
How many shitposts will be posted tonight?
>>64952119
What the fuck was that?
I'm drinking a man's brew.
>Eagle & Fouts
Thank Christ.
>>64952237
You like sugar, huh?
>>64951965
>red pepper flakes
>topping
If anyone is gonna order Dominos you should try their Philly cheesesteak pizza or Cali chicken bacon ranch pizza
>>64952223
>He doesn't know that Bernie's last name is Sanders
>>64952228
Try replacing your cum with half and half it's not that heavy
LGTSS
>queefs
>cheatriots
>>64952119
The Champagne of Beers
>>64952229
If u drink that shit, you're probably used to hombres cumming on you, not at u
GO CHIEFS
>>64952216
First game patsfag? Not surprising
>>64952258
lol that's gay bud
>>64952182
Ok janitors, lets see you do your oh so important job and ban this guy.
After all, you banned me last week for 3 days because I talked about how shitty of a candidate Sanders is, so lets see you do it again.
WHERE IS THE SNOW
WHERE IS THE SNOW
WHERE IS THE SNOW
>>64951906
yeah
>>64952290
moron
>>64952003
who is this seed slurper?
SHUT THE FUCK UP
GAME ABOUT TO START
>>64952269
> he likes ian "vanilla fuckboi" eagle
> he likes dan "retarded uncle" fouts
LET'S FUCKING GO
>DAILY REMINDER BRADY IS THE GOAT
>>64952119
>the memeiest of meme drinks
>>64952122
So just let it be famalam
ANDY
N
D
Y
REID
E
I
D
>not even kickoff and shitposting already @ critical levels.
As expected.
>tfw got pulled over rushing home from work to see kickoff
GO
>>64952237
STALE PASTA
>taking a new
PATS CONFIRMED FOR SISSIES
>>64952087
>1. Banana
faggot
FUCKING HYPE
>>64952274
it's not the same without the red pepper flakes.
>>64952276
Now see you're the retard because he was saying sanders shouldn't have been on the list not that he wasnt.
>>64952288
fixed it, fucked up
>>64952293
Winter got #rekt by El Nino.
LETS GOOOOOOOO
IT BEGINS
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>Padded Stats the Team
The Chiefs are gonna eat shit.
I know it's been one play, but the pats look rusty af
>modest gain
>1 yard at best
hi lads can i join you?
Someone hook a God fearing Christian up with a stream.