Masters semi finals get under way today
13:00 Barry Hawkins (Eng) v Judd Trump (Eng)
19:00 Ronnie O'Sullivan (Eng) v Stuart Bingham (Eng)
Not watching the final if it's not Ronnie Trump tbqh
Based Bing, please deliver us from Ronniefags
Naughty Snooker lad. Please Barry murk this blud
>tfw going to miss the Ronnie match
Was the trump cut to middle the shot of the tournament?
>>64941889
i don't like this new personal blog meme
>>64941918
I know right , he thinks its cool that hes having a curry and has a acca on ,cringe.
>>64941889
>full of cold
>off to watch Bluddy Targers choke against Charlton
>Based Bing shoving in the Pikey Mafia later before Patriots - Chiefs
UKG vibes
This looks top banter
How hard is it/expensive to get tickets?
Did barry hawkings walk on to craig david
>>64942040
Not particularly outside of the Worlds, especially the earlier rounds. If you actually bother to get them promptly you'd have no bother.
>>64942068
Sick
>>64942040
Been to the worlds many times
It's comfy as fuck
>>64942102
how expensive are the worlds tickets? let's say avg price for earlier rounds and avg price for the finals?
>>64942102
What's better, being at the venue or being in the comfort of your own home?
>>64942102
Have you ever shouted 'go on'?
>>64942144
The venue is nice if you go with someone who likes snooker, get propped up at the bar before the session and have a g&t and a chat about the tournament.
>>64942138
You can get early round tickets cheap, usually £20-£25.
Been to the semis and it was £50 but that was almost 10 years ago. Final tickets can easily be £150+
>>64942047
It was some kind of UK garage tune. Sounded like this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uwclzGZtrw
>>64942257
According to Google it is.
Choon
>>64942148
of course
tfw Barry wins the Masters, wouldn't mind that desu
>>64942257
>>64942293
>world snooker website has their walk on music
http://www.worldsnooker.com/players-walk-on-music/
I liked that Chinese tune Ronnie used to have.
Trump status = stumped
Brill century
C E N T U R Y
>>64942352
Based Murphy
>>64942352
>Mark Allen: DJ Snake L’il John by Turn Down For What
Kek
Its gonna be another cracker
Love how he smahed that black in at the end
Sent him a message there
>Jubb
Where the camera is placed on him it says
>Judd rump
Top kek tbqhfamalamalam
BURGER KING BTFO
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judd_Trump
>Mr. Haircut 100[1]
>The Ace in the Pack[2]
>The Real Donald Trump[2]
>Danny the Boy[2]
>Juddernaut[3]
One of you lot been fucking with this?
C E N T U R Y
>>64942606
lel
>>64942606
Like Selby's, those are all official m8. Though Selby has a new one - The Siesta from Leicester.
BIG
BREAKS
BARRY
Tea time
How'd you take it /147/?
>>64942648
>Black Beater
every fucking time
>>64942648
>The Flukey Felcher
How did I not notice that one before.
>>64942678
I used to have sugar but as a student our house ran out and didn't buy any and I'v been having it with just milk ever since
>>64942678
I take it Yorkshire style.
>Chudd Chump
>>64942678
One sugar, dash of milk and leave the tea bag in for about a week please m8
I can't see those two hideous bright-haired lesbos in the crowd. They seem to of been in the background of every match so far
:(
>JT special
Fuck's sake Bazza
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
Just realised trump looks like Calvin Harris
>le hit the balls too hard man
MUH BEST GAME EVER
whats going on
wew
MEME SNOOKER
lel that black
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NAUGHTY SNOOKER
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fancy a burger king tbqh
That was quite a nawty shot.
Noice double
>>64941580
>muh ronnie
hes a whiny pussy
>>64943373
Nice try mark king
Who's Ronnie slotting it in atm
>>64943394
i actually suck trumps boi clit
>Judd trump spouting off about players he should be beating easily.
That's why no-one likes you, you prick.
Why the fuck was Davies on about
>>64943547
The line of the shot to get the correct potting angle. Contact the object ball exactly where an imaginery ball would be inline with the pocket.
>>64943547
Potting balls and fucking bitches.
here we go
go get em trump!
>>64943590
I see now
Naughty
>thinking my post was spam becuase o typed 'doub els'
I hate it here
>>64943672
Checkd
>tfw never got a break higher then 30
Damn unlucky Barry
>>64943759
>getting a break of 30
Well la de da. Look at mister big shot here.
Maxi
Bottle job
>>64943844
No maxi
fuck yeah
Are there any drugs that make you better at snooker
Trump special confirmed.
Trump Special
hawk cant deal with pressure
naughty snooker ahead
>>64943923
Alcohol, though you gotta be careful with the dosage as your performance will drop really fucking fast if you go even a bit above the optimal level. Or just any drugs that help you concentrate and deal with pressure better.
Judd Ronnie final confirmed
Naughty trips
Nawty af
THE JUGGERNAUT
GO ON BAZZA!
Good game t b h
TRUMPED
C E N T U R Y
barry no
What a pot
And what a reply
Great escape
So close to that red
where the fuck is everyone our guy bazza is winning
>that red from Trump
SNOOKER LOPPY
Bye bye trump!
Trump's safety game is nowhere near good enough to win major championships consistently.
>>64944899
Muh im done partying
TRUMP ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>64944921
He needs to do a Ronnie and start working on it probably with an ex-pro. When Ronnie started he had a dodgy safety game, now he has a great one.
GET IN BAZZA
Yess!!!!
That fat kid is on literal suicide watch
Buzzing for Barry, I hope he wins it
As much as I love Ronnie it would be nice to see baz win it
>not wanting our boy Bing to win it
>>64945065
dumb frog poster
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/42vmJkQwPkKGHC27xy0fZQr/steve-davis-from-snooker-table-to-mixing-desk
jej
>>64945912
I read about that a few weeks ago. Steve confirmed for GOAT.
/147/ gonna see him? http://blocweekend.com/steve-davis/
these semis
>rape Charlton 6-0
>Baz beats Chump
>Our Boy Bing winning tonight
>>64948163
Romnies is our guy cunt
>>64948196
No m8, Ronniefags are the /epl/ cancer of /147/.
people who like O'Sullivan also like Taylel
so you have to ask yourself, "do I support dirty gropers?"
>>64948163
pls mak handegg thred
>>64948255
Give me a nosh? Suck me dick?
>>64948196
>implying
first for united states
match is starting soon la
Alrigh lads
Just wasted three hours of my life on The Hateful 8, hopefully a BING win will make up for it
Le ignore all the filthy peasants on the walk on man
>RONNIEEE
You got one shot
GWAN BING MY SON
>>64949281
Bings out m8
snokered
HE'S ALREADY 1 POINT AHEAD IT'S FUCKING OVER
>ronniefags clapping a shitty break off then watching him miss 3 times
oww
>that didn't go in
>ronniefags clapping for almost every shot
why
>>64949350
>>64949398
Not only have we got to listen to them, but we've got to read you lot moaning about them.
Casual here for based Ronnie.
TYBB
FINISH THE MUG OFF STUART
>ronniefags right now
Our boy Bing has this
>wew
jaysus
>>64949484
kys
COME ON BING
>Everytime Ronnie gets a sniff of the table the audience goes mental
>>64949939
Ronnie fags are literally the worst humans in existence tbqh
>>64949939
Big Ronnie fanbase in London.
gwurrrunnay
>>64949939
They do it even when he doesn't have any chances to pot
lend him your power \o/
Fucking ronniefags
>>64950144
Yes we know stop moaning like a woman.
>>64950163
BING
I
N
G
>>64950056
\o/
>that guy yelling "Go on Stuart!"
that absolute legend in the crowd shouting for Bingham
Alright Anon, fancy coming down the pub with us?
where da stream at
>>64950262
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/snooker/34426722
will probably need a uk vpn
Do you think Stephen Hendry could batter Ronnie if he really wanted to?
>muh underdog
ronnie will BTFO all bingbongs
>>64950257
Yes lad.
Let me just go and have a banging shit (arf arf) and then we'll be off, have a bottle of 1664 out of the fridge.
Love how all the bing fags have shut uo
>>64950314
I could knock out literally any snooker player.
>Frantic camera pan to Bing
>>64950318
delete this
Btw what happened to Lelby? He's done shit recently.
>>64950318
>>64950371
Casuals please fuck off.
(don't really though because we need the posts, badly)
>>64950399
I'm not a casual, I've been watching for years (about 3-4 desu)
>>64950371
He's a meme player
>tfw no more rileys around you
>>64950417
Selby is world number one you fucking melt.
>>64950437
In 2014/15 he's done shiit though.
why does selby always look so depressed? is he still mad his mum left him?
so glad trump got battered tbqh
Just put a cheeky £40,000 on Barry Hawkins for tomorrow.
>>64950371
Is he giving the 2 fingers?
>>64950522
absolute madman
>comedy snooker drama
Yes lad
>snooker drama
fucking why
>At the end of his life, Higgins' weight fell to 6 stone (38 kilograms).[30] He lived in sheltered housing on the Donegall Road, Belfast.[39] Despite having once been worth £4 million, he was bankrupt and survived on a £200-a-week disability allowance.[47] He was found dead in bed in his flat on 24 July 2010.[6][14][38]
Fucking hell
>snooker drama
will probably be shit
>>64950660
brutal
expect gazza to go the same way
INCH PERFECT
The crowd needs to shut the fuck up
BINGBTFO
>this ABB ref
STOP CALLING OUT PLEASE!
>>64950182
can you make one that says
just a little bit of work to do with the cue ball...
Is Ronnie O'Sullivan the Roger Federer of snooker?
>>64950974
In terms of shitty crowd support? Yes
Although it wasn't all like that, in the past he wasn't always the crowd favourite particularly against Americans like Agassi. The 2005 US Open final eerily echoes the 2015 one but with Federer switching sides
>>64950974
No. Ronnie is a more interesting and likeable person. Also, Ronnie doesn't have as many records and titles.
These pots tho.
>that crowd
>bingaling
DOUBLE WHAMMY
>>64950974
they're both the plastic's favourite, but other than that there's little similarity. Federer is the consummate professional, whilst ronnie openly shittalks the sport
>>64951138
>Federer is the consummate professional
Bollocks. The guy is a fucking turd.
>>64951138
>Federer is the consummate professional
lol
>>64951152
I meant in terms of media image, branding etc.
I know he's a bit of an arrogant prick but he's portrayed as a saint
Depressing tbqh lads
sensational
Deserved frame win by Ronnie. Sensational potting.
SHIEET
nerves of steel
fair play
FRAME OF THE TOURNAMENT
Aw shit
WHERES
THE
CUE
BALL
GOING
holy fucking shit lads
>>64951223
>>64951177
I'd rather listen to the views of someone honest, than a cowardly fag like Federer who is too afraid of tarnishing his image because of muh sponsors.
What a frame. Ref is such a dud. Rowdy crowd is much better.
quiet please
>>64951208
Up there with the his last frame against Selby.
Bingham on suicide watch
>GOOUUW AUGH AARUFUU ON
What did that guy in the crowd mean by this?
do it bing!
this fucking ref
If you're going to moan about rowdiness at least do it to both sets of fans
>>64950974
Stephen Hendry was the Roger Federer of snooker.
dubs for maximum
>commentators talk about a 147
>there's still 10 reds on the table
why?
>>64951389
what have you done
Good round from Bingham so far
>>64951391
GET HYPED
>>64951439
>you
>>64951439
>assuming
I don't want to jinx it, but 147 incoming.
>>64951389
all your fault seamus
fuck
Bingham's spirit is broken now
THANK YOU
>that shrill female ronniefag
>>64951453
Ahahahahaha
Is '>muh kick' the worst meme in snooker?
>ronnie is a wreck
>stil wins
Have they ever figured out what really causes kicks yet? Or is it just muh little of chalk?
Ronnie was literally snookered
>>64951631
Living a lifestyle contrary to what the Quaran demands according to Shaun Murphy
>>64951631
it's the collective energy of /sp/'s will. Everytime someone posts "based bing" a kick is more likely for Ronnie
>>64951618
If Bing performs like he has done for 90% of his career, Ronnie will walk this easily. I hope he doesn't, of course, but it looks like that's what's happening.
>played it well
>audience cheers and claps despite him fluking it
Is Ronnie being Snookered to death?
Free ball for Bing! Everything's coming up Stoobs at last.
>>64951840
well I think it's pretty much a given that snooker will be the death of him, so yes
Can't bang the bing
damn that safety
Chat shit get binged
If Bing wins the next three frames, he's in the final! It seemed unthinkable half an hour ago, but such is the magic of Bing.
BIIIIIINNNG
>>64951631
Just a trace too much spin while hitting the object ball straigh on with force. Might take some dirt on the cue ball that increases the amount of friction between the cue and object balls when they touch.
