Funny quotes from sports people
>What would you be if you weren't a footballer?
>Probably a virgin
George Best
>I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
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>In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life
>Football is like chess without dice.
Lukas Podolski
I really really like women
-Aaron Rodgers
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Gordon Strachan after a match
>"Gordon can we have a quick word?"
>"Velocity"
>Keeps walking
For being a ginger manlet he is pretty based.
>>64911249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfEV0iO0iCw
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top lad
Cristiano Ronaldo:
"TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
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My English is not the yellow from the egg
Lothar Matthäus
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>me missus has got a pet hamster at home, and his cock's massive
kek
>>64911416
>We have a grandios Saison gespielt
Roman Weidenfeller
>"Milan or Madrid, but it has to be Italy"
Andi Möller (on where we wants to transfer)
>>64910851
Does that mean he bought hookers, or is he admitting that all women are whores
>>64910851
Related
Fabian O'Neal
Q: How did you get to spend all your money so quickly?
>Fast women and slow horses.
>>64910701
i don't get it
They don't think it be like it is, but it do
>Why do you insist on shooting so many threes ?
>CUZ there aint no fours!
http://espn.go.com/blog/rick-reilly-go-fish/post/_/id/756/will-somebody-please-hire-coach-bob-green
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Kek based Fabian
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>>64911140
>they immediately start making fun of him for saying grammy after the interview ended
that was the best part of the whole thing
>>64919437
The Best
Sucks that "ball" fell by the wayside
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56GL0ayF9Fs
>>64911118
Beat me to it
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>>64919459
Hibachi's the man
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>McCuckum
Also please watch our sport
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"It's not something to go to the barricades over [the chips]. But all the lads were pissed off. And guess what happened after Moyes left and Ryan Giggs took over?
"Moyes has been gone about 20 minutes, we're on the bikes warming up for the first training session and one of the lads says: 'You know what? We've got to get on to Giggsy. We've got to get him to get us our fucking chips back.'"
This is where black science man comes from.
>the meme you know
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Based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx66LWV-CCk
Easily the best.
>I like Chinese food, especially Sushi
Mario Götze
>>64921923
Straight cash homie
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>muh chips
"un Sprite, por favor" - Lionel "The Bestie" Messi
Some classic Keegan:
>'England can end the millennium as it started - as the greatest football nation in the world.'
>'The 33 or 34-year-olds will be 36 or 37 by the time the next World Cup comes around, if they're not careful.'
>'Shaun Wright-Phillips has got a big heart. It's as big as him, which isn't very big, but it's bigger'
>'The good news for Nigeria is that they're two-nil down very early in the game'
>'Argentina won't be at Euro 2000 because they're from South America.'
>'They're the second best team in the world, and there's no higher praise than that.'
>'Goalkeepers aren't born today until they're in their late twenties or thirties.'
>'You can't do better than go away from home and get a draw.'
>'The substitute is about to come on - he's a player who was left out of the starting line-up today.'
>'The tide is very much in our court now.'
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>forgetting the GOAT keegan moment
I would LOVE IT
LOVE IT if we beat them
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>They're the second best team in the world, and there's no higher praise than that
kek
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based turkeyglue
>>64923676
y-you too
>"The Belgian NT will be a real contendor for <insert international tournament here>
- Self-proclaimed football experts of the last 5 years
--- Claudiomiro:
"I'm very proud to play in the city (Belém [Bethlehem], the capital of Pará) where Jesus was born".
--- Mário Jardel:
"The amazing thing in Japan is that every car is imported".
"Me, Paulo Nunes and Dinho will start a country music duo".
--- Romário:
"Pelé is a poet when he doesn't speak".
The offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field. They're bigger than all the other guys on the field, and that's what makes them the biggest guys on the field.
Last famous words
"My biggest mentor is myself because I’ve had to study, so that’s been my biggest influence."
>"When we have the football everybody’s a player. The difference with us is that when we have the ball we play with 11 men, other teams play with 10 and a goalkeeper."
"The problem with being a manager is it’s like trying to build an aircraft while it is flying."
>"I believe a young player will run through a barbed wire fence for you. An older player looks for a hole in the fence."
"I’ve always worked along the statistic, that if you can dominate the game with the ball you have a 79% chance of winning a game of football."
>"You train dogs, I like to educate players."
"Joe Allen is one of the most courageous players I’ve seen."
>"I’ve always said that you can live without water for many days, but you can’t live for a second without hope."
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kek
There's also 'die Flasche ist leer'.
John McKay longtime USC Trojans and Tampa Bay Bucs coach
>Following a game in which O. J. Simpson received over 30 hand offs, McKay was asked "Why are you giving the ball to Simpson so often?" He replied, "Why not? It's not heavy, and he doesn't belong to a union."
>On recruiting his son to play football at USC: "I had a rather distinct advantage. I slept with his mother."
>"Well, we didn't block, but we made up for it by not tackling."
>McKay was asked what he thought of his team's "execution." He replied, "I'm all for it."
>"Three or four plane crashes and we're in the playoffs."
>After receiving harsh criticism from the media about McKay's coaching skills in the NFL, McKay replies "You guys don't know the difference between a football and a bunch of bananas." In the next interview, members of the media left bananas for McKay. He then replied, "You guys don't know the difference between a football and a Mercedes Benz."
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He is a goldmine of nonsensical phrases, it's a shame that most of them are untranslatable tho
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BANTER
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"Fernando keeps running the whole match, like he has two lungs"
Craque Neto, former player and one of the most beloved football comentator
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Stay mad famiglia
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Btw that's his reply to people saying that he wouldn't have been a good coach because he didn't have experience as a player
>>64924716
Not mad, they deserved to go out tßh
>>64919428
>#beanpies
my sides are no more
“I don’t see the problem with footballers taking their shirts off after scoring a goal? They enjoy it and the young ladies enjoy it too. I suppose thats one of the main reasons women come to football games, to see the young men take their shirts off. Of course they’d have to go and watch another game because my lads are as ugly as sin.” – Ian Holloway
Gary Lineker: "So Gordon, if you were English, what formation would you play?"
Strachan: "If I was English I'd top myself."
>>64919428
that's some real nigga shit
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TURKEY-GLUE FOR THREEEEEEE
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>"I really feel like our team is ready to go hit individuals from another institution of higher learning."
Based.
Reporter: "Who would you like to face at Euro 2016?"
Kyle Lafferty: "Argentina or even Brazil."
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BASED
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>>64923522
I miss Keggy Keegle
he was an emotional man
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>>64924871
18 years since we've been in a tournament.
>mfw
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>"Three or four plane crashes and we're in the playoffs."
top kek
>After receiving harsh criticism from the media about McKay's coaching skills in the NFL, McKay replies "You guys don't know the difference between a football and a bunch of bananas." In the next interview, members of the media left bananas for McKay. He then replied, "You guys don't know the difference between a football and a Mercedes Benz."
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Allon Mizrahi - Israeli striker, top scorer of Ligat Ha'al of all times
>"You have to give the minimal maximum"
"Every two games i average a goal per game"
>"I think the team that'll finish with the most points will win the championship"
"The problem with the Israeli teams in the European cups, is that every game they get 3 chances and score 2, and you can't win like that when you use 80% of your chances"
>"I scored one goal in each of the last four games, yet the four goals i scored in the last four games weren't enough"
"Five out of every four people have trouble with math"
>"The problem was that 7-8 player were released this season, and that's only what i was able to count single-handedly"
"Have to give credit to Eyal Lahman, 5 wins in 4 games, good job"
>"You can't say a 180% change took place"
"We got 2 reds today, played with 8 players, and still lost"
>"Today, we made a change of 360 degrees"
"I want to play in either Europe or Spain"
>"The newspaper has only one correct part, the date"
"I am amazed that all of the teams in the 1/8th finals are Europen" ~ on euro 2004
>"The last thing that will help Collauti settle in the country is running to another country"
"I want to play in Europe and I said it in the media and the TV"
>"I know it was an author" ~ answering to the question "Who wrote Romeo and Julliet?"
"Footballers are smart people, we have a good head on the hips"
>"Cheese in hebrew is Gvina (צ'יז בעברית is גבינה)" ~ Explaining to Ton Caanen after Allon's wife asked them to smile
"Aharoni, you wrote a recipe book, one hell of a book. What footballers do you admire other than me?"
>"I don't do dishes in the home, but if I see a glass or two I wash it, it's my home."
"To stay in the league we'll have to beat all the teams, especially the ones we'll be playing against"
>"With time, the players have learned to give me self-respect"
"Roma has great chance to win the CL, if they maintain the current form of last season"
>"Aged 30, I realized football is a group sport"
"I have nothing to prove and I proved it on the pitch today"
>"Are you the best striker in the israeli football?"
>"I won't tell you this, but of course"
"My progression in the Israeli football is like university, you get a report card in 10th grade, a report card in 11th grade and a report card in 12th grade"
>"I retired from football but i'm still playing" ~ after signing to Ironi Amishav in the 4th league
"We need to drop the fewest points we can until the end of the season" ~ asked about his team's condition
>"Allon, you were very exertive in the game"
>"No, I was actually quite active"
"We played defensively and won offensively"
>"I was three times the top scorer and I am 6th in top scorers of all time, so how can I be dumb?"
"I play in a mother-daughter team of Roma" ~ after leaving to Nice
>"Put the basket in the ball"
"I think I got my starting spot by right and it was not justified"
>"If I had to point one good thing about myself, i'm very modest"
"It's better to live ugly than die pretty"
>"I'm sure Demaio updated him, or maybe he didn't"
"The thing he said about Guttman, it's as right as it gets"
"What did he say?"
"I don't remember, but right stuff"
>"I don't know of he'll be happy, but he'll definitely get it happily "~ On Oded Makhnes after Allon passed him as the top scorer of all times
"Ever since I was 10 i'm playing with a dollar bill in my shoes because it says 'god trust you'..."
>"My wife told me 'Allon, you're meeting the president, shave'"
"I'm smart"
>"Why is she wearing sunglasses, there is no sun right now" ~ about a fan in a game that took place in 3PM
>>64923676
I'm guessing he maybe used Google Translate?
>>64918960
all people are whores anon, it's just usually men don't even require the money
>>64928967
>Ligat Ha'al
Shouldn't it be the Ligat Kosh'r?
