>mfw the haters thought they had won
we back baby
>abandon memes because memes are bad
>acquire bigger meme
how do you want your franchise, pham?
there will be a statement from EDP forthcoming later this afternoon
![eppie-5881[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8CGmSPH.jpg "eppie-5881[1].jpg")
They thought they could keep us down
CAN'T SKIP THE CHIP
>Fire Harbaugh because he was to mean to team
>Hire Chip Kelly
I am impressed. I didn't think York could get more retarded.
2-14 for 2016. The faithful will be proud.
>>64909527
>>64909424
seattles goin down! seattles goin down! bye bye tomsula hello chip kelly zzeahawks goin down zeahawks suck we are back!
>former iggles coach to the chiefs
>former iggles coach to the 49ers
>niners and chefs have yet another connection between them
it's like pottery
KAEP WILL BE BACK TO HIS HOF CAREER
WE BACK NIGGAS
Don't the realize he was fired in Philly because of the black players couldn't handle his rampant autism?
How do they think le swag meme nig QB is going to react to him?
Wait did the whiners really hire Kelly or are you guys meme'king?
>>64909424
Thank you Chip for the future memes.
This makes me irrationally happy.
>mfw CHIP OUT protesters show up at Owl 50 events
>>64909559
And the fault was always with York. The thing that matters the most is if York has changed, is he has this can work out.
I hope...
>>64909595
https://twitter.com/JedYork/status/687704140043038721
It's true. All of it. York. Kelly.
Is York trying to ruin his team?
Although Chip gets a new QB to play with assuming they take Goff in the first round.
>>64909424
>meme swaggot qb
>meme coach
what can go wrong
>>64909595
It's happening!
>>64909595
straight from the (retarded) horse's mouth, twitter handle @JedYork
He finally gets kaepernick
Only the dead know peace from the meme
>mfw uneducated plebs blamed chip for the eagles sucking dick
good to see a real team saw the potential genius in him
At least the 49ers can console themselves with the fact that unlike the Eagles they have nothing left for him to destroy.
>>64909636
goff is 100 percent going to the clowns
>>64909636
Chip and Kaep is basically Chip with a slightly worse Mariota but better Defense.
We playoff bound now
Chip kelley to do list:
Trade navorro bowman, get demarco murray
End
>>64909656
Fucking this.
>lose your job in embarrassing fashion
>get a new job before you old employer can even replace you
can't dip the chip
we got our swag back we got our swag back
seawho? seasucks!
>Kaep as a meme QB with Chip a meme coach with his meme offense
We full meme offense now
>meme coach
>meme city
>meme fans
>>64909633
>>64909640
AHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT!!!!
I didn't think it was possible to ruin a team more than York already has. Enjoy being shit for the next 10 years whiners
>Still have to compete with the Seahawks, Cardinals, and dirty Rams who the NFL will gift wrap a wildcard spot just befause they're in LA now
>>64909656
You say that, but it can always get worse.
Will he get GM powers too?
>mfw chip vs 12s
Oh the memes
embrace the meme. memes can be good sometimes. /sp/ only sees the dark side of memeing
So does Chip just ignore Kaep being garbage and stick with him instead of picking Goff or Lynch?
>>64909756
I was already prepared for that in the summer of 2014 when the talks for harbaugh's contract extension were breaking down in the most toxic of ways.
this gunna be gud. for you guys. free memeposting AND shitposting ammo for at least a decade.
for me, I'm so beyond despair all I can do is just laugh my ass off at this.
>>64909788
I don't think this time
>>64909593
I don't think he's gonna use kaep, probably trade him
What's the first crazy thing he does? Draft Vernon Adams? Bring Darron Thomas into the NFL? Maybe call Lamichael James?
>>64909760
>not joining in on the fun that is the nfc west
Since when is Chip a name? That's like me being called Crisp.
Chip fires kapershit for being a kike and hires tebow to meme the 49ers into the playoffs
>People legitimately think SackorPick is a good QB
Same people who believe Chip Kelly is a good hire. I hope you enjoy 2-14 lmao
>>64909820
to be fair he does look a lot like a potato
>>64909424
There are literally hundreds of up and coming coords and assistants that could become an excellent head coach.
>49ers hire probably the shittiest coach available
>Giants hire a 100 year old man with dementia
what in the actual fuck?
I'm going to bite, the Eagles were always a trainwreck. If he blows it in San Fran then he's shit.
Kaep was godlike in 2012/2013. He was doing what Cam was doing now only way more efficiently. Maybe Chip can undo what the Seahawks did to him mentally because got damn he is fucking scared of those guys
>>64909805
Maybe it won't be so bad then? His meme offense did work before he traded all the talent for peanuts and Murray.
>>64909839
>He was doing what Cam was doing now only way more efficiently.
this is why everybody laughs whenever a 49ers fan speaks
>>64909839
>Kaep was godlike in 2012/2013
Calm down, son.
>>64909756
I'm an Us12, I just wanna see how hot this dumpster fire can get.
>>64909820
it's an old variant nickname for Charles you dweeb, like how James can be Jim or how Robert can be Bob.
why do people think kaep is a bum
he has 60 tds to 25 interceptions. thats pretty fucking good
is it just because he makes /sp/ mad?
>>64909820
It's a nickname or something. His given name is Charles.
>>64909893
Its cause he's associated with swag
>>64909839
it's not the seahawks that ever got in kaep's head, it's his own offensive line
why
why is this happening
>>64909867
a dumpster fire is better than the 49ers, atleast there the fire removes all the trash
>>64909893
He not good tard, he was carried by a elite defense and Smiths 7-1 record before his SB win and we see how shit he's always been without a defense to bail him out. He's got no accuracy what so ever. He's trash.
>>64909820
You can call yourself dipshit too if you like
>>64909893
>/sp/ mad
are you projecting again tamarcus?
/sp/ had a field day with him this year. we laughed our asses off because he wasn't even relevant except in a dumpster fire way.
/sp/ wasn't mad, /sp/ was happy.
>>64909820
Given Name CRISPIN
GENDER: Masculine
USAGE: English (Rare)
PRONOUNCED: KRIS-pin [key]
Meaning & History
From the Roman cognomen Crispinus which was derived from the name CRISPUS. Saint Crispin was a 3rd-century Roman who was martyred with his twin brother Crispinian in Gaul. They are the patrons of shoemakers. They were popular saints in England during the Middle Ages, and the name has occasionally been used since that time.
Eagles fan here:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
enjoy your shit seasons 9cucks, go have a gay pride parade or something to take your mind off the upcoming 3-13 seasons
Chip is definitely an upgrade, but >we are still far from fixed. 10-6 incoming pending a good draft.
>>64909963
at least we dont live in a shithole like philadelphia
>>64909974
>10-6
holy shit. delusion is deep here
>>64909926
>people actually think alex smith isnt fucking shit
my sides
the ultimate carried by defense babby
>Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 23m
>Trent Baalke will maintain his power as the GM in charge of personnel. For the #49ers, Chip Kelly will just coach. Which is good.
Hey San Fran, your defense was pretty shit last year, right?
Eager to see it improve under a new regime?
Well let me introduce you to Billy Davis... have fun. :^)
>>64909974
dude where have you been, it's been ages
you can't really call chip an upgrade when he's got an ego just as large as harbaugh's, doesn't have the right players to fit the scheme he wants, and won't be given personnel control.
this is destined to end in a trainwreck, and yet York, Baalke and Kelly decided to board the meme train anyways.
>>64909963
pffft
enjoy Howie Roseman naming himself coach once the eagles run out of candidates to turn them down
>>64909570
hello /tv/
>>64909801
Chip's system made Nick Foles look like God, so who knows how Kaep will fit in it.
The "Goff/Lynch is good" meme is just that by the way. No one is first round caliber.
>>64909974
>10-6
>>64909974
You are crazy. His meme offense doesn't work on defenses not comprised of 18 year olds from Butte.
>>64910022
kaperdick is half-white right?
so will kelly on half-hate him?
and i thought sf was a pretty progressive town. how are they gonna handle such a racist coach?
>>64910037
I never go to /tv/, I can't stand feet. the meme just spread over here too.
>>64910066
The chip is racist meem is pretty dumb imho familia
He only hates niggers who don't worship him
THE MEME TRAIN HAS PULLED INTO SANTA CLARA STATION CHOOCHOO MOTHERFUCKERS
>>64910066
encourage black players to turn in their fellow teammates for being "too nigger" as their only chance to get on his good side
>>64910042
Nick Foley had ONE good year when the league was busy trying to adapt to chip.
And now everyone has. And chip has been exposed as completely one dimensional and resistant to change.
He'll be fired after 2 years max
>>64909983
Jets, Cowboys, Saints, Bucs, Bills, Dolphins, Bears, Falcons, Seahawks and Rams
That's 10 wins or the radiation is making me delusional.
>>64910022
I've been in Japan since August. I wake up Monday mornings and all the NFL games are already over ;_;
>>64910048
Is it that hard to believe?
>>64910065
I truly believe that Chip will have more success in Santa Clara than he did in Philadelphia.
>>64909989
Smith got your team to a SB by setting them up with at 7-1. Smith doesn't turn the ball over 4 times a game
>>64910095
NEXT STOP: OFF A CLIFF, EVERYONE DIES
WHO WANTS IN?
Niners Iggles Owl confirmed
I will fight every faggot in SF
>>64910129
the funny thing is, you could end up being right. I severely doubt it, but even if it does, that doesn't mean we're in the clear.
york has already proven that even if chip turns around the team instantly and takes us to several 10+ win seasons and deep playoff runs, his job is STILL not safe.
I think just knowing that makes me more bitter than expecting that he's just gonna burn out immediately.
We white again
>>64910129
Yes:
Cowboys and Rams
The only other one i'll give you is tampa bay. but they may even beat you if good crablegs shows up.
you are fucking delusional if you think you'll beat all those teams.
On the plus side, all the 49'ers good players already left on their own so Chip can't fuck that up.
And that offence, in that division. Are the 49'ers really just cruising to get #1 picks the next couple of years so the next coach has something to work with?
>>64910129
>I truly believe that Chip will have more success in Santa Clara than he did in Philadelphia
he wont. in philly he got to actually build his team around what he wanted to do. it took no time for the league to figure it out.
now he has a team that he will not be allow to change at all or very little.
you'll be lucky to get 5 wins next season.
I've spent so much time making fun of Chip Kelly when he was with the Eagles and now he coaches my team?
God, I feel like an ass and I'm having a hard time trying to find a bright spot here.
Chip Kelly is a better coach than Jim Tomsula so there's at least that.
Maybe Trent Baalke will get fired.
>>64910129
>5-11 this year
>wins against 4 bad teams and one meme team (MIN)
>1 (one) divisional win
>1-7 against playoff teams
H O W
O
W
But you have an easy schedule, I'll give you that
Is that Pepe making Anon going to come back so he can make me one of the pepe shooting himself with a shotgun in niners gear?
>>64910129
they havent beaten seattle since december 8, 2013
GOOD LUCK
Reminder that Chip as a coach is decent. Chip as a GM/coach is shit
>>64910129
>Jets, Cowboys, Saints, Bucs, Bills, Dolphins, Bears, Falcons, Seahawks and Rams
this tripfag is smoking crack again
>chip kelly
>>64909944
like Crispin Wah
>>64910242
>using a meme from rspw
damn anon, you're as old as i am
So Kaepernick is going to be our quarterback next season.
>>64910228
>meme offense
It took teams one year to figure that garbage out now he gets to play the Cards, Rams and Seahawks Defense 6 times a year with his shitty QB and terrible Oline. You guys will finish 2-14 and chips gone after next year back to college
Reminder that chip said he didnt want GM powers in philly, just to coach. reminder that a year later he cucked the GM and took over. this being said as an eagles fan i think chip is a good coach, he just got a little carried away. i think getting fired may have humbled him to adapt a bit more.
Jed York is such a fucking idiot. Chip Kelly is going to cut Krapperdick even though he's the perfect qb for the meme offense because no niggers allowed. Everyone good on the 49ers is old as shit and black as hell so Kelly will most likely try to clean house again then get fired for it because York won't be able to stomach a rebuild long enough for the white power meme team to get built.
>>64910315
it took two. we were a top 5 offense his first two years
>coach who can't coach
>QB who can't throw
Wow winless season for 9ers confirmed
>>64910324
If he didn't go to the 49ers, maybe.
Trent Baalke has all the personnel power and fighting over it is what his role in driving Harbaugh out was about.
Trent Baalke doesn't give up power and drives out coaches who challenge his power. But I think this coaching search really opened Jed's eyes so a Kelly power grab might work. Not this season but maybe next offseason.
And Tom Gamble is an assistant GM who was really pushing for Chip so he could be promoted to GM if Trent loses a power struggle with Chip.
>>64909989
Smith isn't great, but he isn't shit. Save "shit" for QBs that have defined the shit genre, like Jake Delhomme.
>>64910338
And look at all the success that got you. Now that the Eagles players are so used to moving so fast it's going to fuck them over when they use a traditional offense again
>>64910346
Kaepernick can throw. His problem is that he puts to much power on it and throws too far every single time. Now that all his receivers are old as shit/less talented than the initial group it has been exposed.
>>64910369
>alex smith not shit
>jake delhomme shit
are you drunk?
>>64910388
What young, talented receiver did Kaepernick lose?
The only one who comes close to that description is Crabtree.
I guess if you want to count Vernon Davis, but he wasn't young and Kaepernick was never able to get the ball to him anyway.
>>64910387
So it's confirmed they're gonna false start a lot
(^:
>>64910008
Our defense was average last year tbhfam
>>64910387
why would they have problems going slower? its like learning to play a song super fast on guitar. if you slow down after playing fast its easy.
>>64910427
ye if your oline already has problems with penalties youre in for a ride
Top Kek
Can't wait for Seattle to rip open the collective asshole of Santa Clara another two times
>>64910388
He can throw but he can't make even the most basic progressions, your team is fucking retarded for cutting Smith for a poor man's Russell Wilson
Hope your corners can cover in single coverage withoiut safety help because no matter what happens they will not get help. ever.
>>64910458
>Top Kek
>Can't wait for LA to rip open the collective asshole of Seattle another two times
>>64910478
>implying the Hawks won't go to a 4th Owl in a row next season
>implying the LA niggers can win outside of Stl and beat Pete Carroll in the LA coliseum
>>64910409
He had Vernon Davis and Anquan Boldin when they were both more productive. They had Randy Moss too. Throwing to those guys who can catch anything made him look better. Now that Boldin lost a step and the Stevie Johnson experiment failed it was clear as day he wasn't as big a factor as previously thought. Crabtree put up 85/922/9 with the Raiders this season which further proves it. Davis and Crabtree both called him out for overthrowing and they have been proven right.
You guys are not asking the important questions.
What does this mean for HAYNE?
HAYNE
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>>64910551
http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/jan/13/jarryd-hayne-teaching-chris-gayle-respect-for-women-after-sexism-furore
He's too busy promoting feminism abroad to be bothered.
>>64910551
Oh fuck the memes will be absolute
Prepare for the ultimate Australian shitposting nanners fans
>>64910528
>Now that Boldin lost a step
Boldin was never fast. That wasn't why he was a great receiver.
>>64909527
>there will be an entire pizza eaten from EDP forthcoming later this afternoon
ftfy
>
>>64909424
Kaep getting a second life now
>>64909636
Goff doesn't fit Kellys scheme
>>64910042
Having a stacked offense with a Top 5 WR corps, Top 2 RB, Top 2 LT, Top 2 LG and Top 10 Center made Foles look elite
>>64910346
kelly doesnt want him to throw anyway
he will cut and or trade kaep for manziel or RG 3
cap dis
>tfw the perfect seattle hatestorm
>>64910856
With that cap hit, after sitting for a year? He might be an ok fit, but not for that money.
>>64909839
>Kaep was godlike in 2012/2013.
>>64909603
hello reddit
>>64911306
oh sweet lord jesus yes petey gonna rumpravage chip.
>>64909839
>27-21 with a division win
>trainwreck
you gotta stop huffing paint and lay off the memes.
>>64910006
Not like there are any good players for him to get rid of
HAYNE
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>>64911306
husky fans are way more insufferable than the 12's
their sense of entitlement is delusional to say the least.
anyone got the hayne pasta?
Oh shit Hayne and Chippy on the same team. My bandwagon just went into warp speed.
>>64911695
anything but real niggas..
>>64911766
Let me tell you something, I've been watching this game for 30 years, and no rookie has ever impressed me as much as Hayne has. I've seen all the greatest. I've seen 30 superbowls. I've seen it all man. Hayne has that something special that I've only seen in very few players.
I went from D3 football to D1 rugby when I transferred schools and was immediately a starter on my team, which made playoffs. Its not hard to understand the rules. If you're a good athlete the skills from your prior sports are pretty transferrable. I've done enough oklahoma drills in my life to blast a guy on a ruck and other than the binding during the scrum everything came very easily. I scored a try in my first game.
The biggest different in union and gridiron is the tackling. In gridiron I tackle you with impact in an attempt to stop your motion forward completely.
Face it. You're just going to keep moving the goal posts no matter what he does.
Moving to another country to play a sport you've never played before, and within a year making the main roster of an NFL team, something which millions of talented athletes who've played the sport their whole lives never manage to do, IS impressive no matter how you try to spin it.
Our thoughts exactly. We have a few of those special players (not all in the NRL) that have attributes similar to Hayne but the massive difference is Jarryd had a vision and a dream to play in the NFL and if it wasn't the encouragement of who he looked up to (Reggie Bush) Hayne would have still been jamming Madden on the XBox. Now you 49er faithful are seeing his X-factor. There is more to come champ, watch this space.
