ever had one of these guys at your owl party? expecting any at this year's?
In case of this guy, would you try to ignore him, or tell him to shut up?
>party
>implying 90% of the neckbeards on this board won't be steaming this shit from their phone in bed
>implying friends
You got the wrong board
well if it's at my house I'd probably just kick him out
>>64898954
Shitpoating on /sp/ is the best way to watch an Owl.
I've split every Owl since the one after 18-1 between going to a normie party and sitting at home with some snacks, and sitting at home wins so hard.
Is it such a bad thing to enjoy sports by oneself?
is this a real thing?
i thought it was a /sp/ joke
I only get triggered when I see people wearing sports gear for teams and make small talk with them about their team's and then they say they aren't even fans.
>>64898954
whenever i'm watching a game with my friends and something cool happens, i think about how /sp/ would react. every time.
>>64899357
On a similar note, people who wear Cam Newton shirts that can't name any Panthers player other than Cam Newton infuriate me.
>>64899306
no, but in this case, ive been to about 2 owl parties where one of these types get invited and they act more or less like the pic in OP
>>64899357
That is insanely autistic to get mad at.
>>64899357
Off of that point
>one guy wearing team shirt at the gym
>"ayy man you see dat game my nigga ass, shit nigga my man LeBron cam ball"
>nigger bable for 30 minutes
>>64898954
>projecting this hard
Don't hurt yourself friend
>>64899325
Yes. That's why I don't go to owl parties. Faggots who don't even watch sports feel obligated to watch it and complain the entire time. They literally only watch it for the commercials.
>>64898924
>neckbeard enjoying beer
>>64899514
i only watched bill burr talking about it.It seems like a pretty shit place to watch a match
>>64899460
>At an owl party at a bar last year
>Dozens of bandwagon hipsters in seahawks gear who've never watched a game of American football in their lives
That wouldn't make you mad?
>>64898954
/sp/ is a normie board.
Fuck off if you're afraid of the normie culture.
>>64900575
>we really are cool trust me guise XD
Kik yourself before you shoot up a campus, chav
>>64900602
>Shoot up a campus
What a surprise that the neckbeard murrikan immediately thinks of this.
Again, /sp/ is a normie board.
I love chinese weeaboo cartoon horseshit as well as video games.
But I fucking love my NFL playoffs.
There is a time and a place for everything. If you're not here to watch the game, either sit down and shut the fuck up, or leave.
>"sportsball :^)"
Fucking hate this shit
>>64900747
This desu
blog
I was at a friend house for a Superbowl party. He didn't watch a lick of it and kept moving around between the kitchen and only came back during commercials.
After we told him who won, think it was the seahawks over broncos, he said he didn't care and kept moving around. We all thought this was strange.
Ultimately in the end we got the true answer. We all knew only his house was spacious and had enough accomodations for a Superbowl party. That's why he was gracious enough to host the party for us. But he didn't watch the game or care about because he wanted to forget football existed after his Bears lost the Packers in week 17 and misses the playoffs but still wanted us to enjoy the game and party. What a bro.
/blog
>>64901129
>living with ur parents
>>64900747
shhhhhhh... don't wake sachi
I had a superbowl party once. We lasted till about the 50th ad break and decided it wasnt fucking worth it and played pro evo until the first tube.
>>64901264
Do you and your friends bore each other that much you couldn't last having a quick bit of banter during the breaks?
My brother is like this
He thinks he's superior to other people because he doesn't like things that are popular
>>64901264
>>64901294
>His "friends" raced away at the first tube
Pretty clear what the issue is here.
>>64901129
I'm not exactly sure how to feel about this
>>64898924
>this gets picked to stay and not the power ball threads
>>64901129
Sounds autistic as fuck
>>64901395
Not really. You're just a horrible human being.
>super bowl party
Why would I want to sit about with a group of boorish oafs who are more inclined to stuff their faces and drink themselves to sleep than enjoy the game
>>64901478
>hosting a party you don't even participate in
>being so flustered over your team's loss that you can't even watch the biggest game of the year
Sounds like autism to me
>>64898924
this was a good handful of my friends in college
oh god the painful memories
>>64901539
4th and 8 was literally the Bear's 9/11
>>64901129
That wasn't even the same season. He's still salty about that loss to this day?
>select all images with popcorn
>>64901763
That was the same season though. 2013.
>>64901826
Holy shit you're right. For some reason I thought that was the season the Packers won the owl.
>>64899148
This, /thread
My favorite line:
>Isn't it stupid that troops only get paid like $50,000 to serve the country while football players get paid $5,000,000 to throw a ball around a field? God it's so fucked up!
>mfw
>>64902228
>muh panis et circensis argument
>the faggot will still watch the game
>>64902228
What's the best way to counter this? Write your senator, or privatize the military?
>>64902292
Just remind them that millions of people are sitting down to watch the football game, generating ad revenue while militaries generate squat compared to what it costs to have them.
If you're lucky, they'll agree and learn something. If you're unlucky there's probably an extreme socialist/communist at the party that will argue that entertainment within itself is a western capitalist tool used to make the rich richer and the poor dumber.
Actually have a relevant Draw Play
>>64899357
Don't worry this triggers me too.
Asked some asian that was wearing a Blackhawks hat something about the team and he just looked at me and said " I don't watch hockey I just like the hat"
Degenerates every single one of them
>>64899369
Same here, Norwaybro! The reactions in game threads habe become my favorite part oft watching an game at home.
Hate when my dad shows up. He doesn't watch sports and usually just starts talking about how its fixed to people while we're in themiddle of watching. It's embarrassing.
>>64902352
Kek. saved
>>64899603
>start getting into football in 2012
>moved every 1.5 years cuz da military, no hometown
>trying to pick team, liked watching Seahawks, Wilson seems like a bro etc
>dad notices I'm watching football and I seem to like Russell Wilson
>buys me a jersey for xmas
>too ashamed to wear it because I don't want to be a bandnigger, feel bad because it was a thoughtful gift
Autism is pain
>>64902292
supply/demand
the talent and dedication required to play in the NFL is one in a million and they generate billions $ of revenue with their play every year
>>64902317
so much this. you could say that about ANY job where they are successful enough to make more than someone in the military. their revenue is taxes, they dont really sell anything. Im no hater of the military, but I feel statements like that are only uttered in mixed company to show off how "patriotic" someone is.
i have a triforce chestpiece, but im not a fat fedora neckbeard.
LoZ is cool, Football is great.
Sidenote:
>PATS v CARDS for the Owl
>PATS win 20-17 on 50yd+ FG
>Mfw 5th ring
>>64904299
ehh, I still see jerseys with Elway and gretzky on it. around chickn hawks fans youre fine. after a few years it will be just like wearing a cards jersey now. another jersey of one of the better teams out there.
>>64904325
Uhhh.. By "chest piece" please tell me that's Autistic slang for tshirt or tank top
>>64904354
tattoo.
been my favorite game series since i was 3
been working with game art/design pretty much all k-12
Love football/basketball/hockey
always wanted to design vidya, LoZ was my career inspiration.
>>64904354
>>64904397
also, at uni in 4th year for Game Development
>>64904397
i think the pic in OP meant more that "not all big LoZ fans are like the fedora guy. But all Fedora guys are big zelda fans too"
>>64904440
oh word, didn't even think to look at it that way.
>>64899369
>at my first live hockey game
>something crazy happens
>everyone is getting up and applauding
>i remain seated as i pull out my phone, load /sp/ and check the thread to see the reactions
>>64904505
BASED.
>>64898924
>invite chicks to Owl party
>"Lol I love watching it just for the commercials!"
>"I heard (insert generic pop star) is doing the halftime show! LMAO I love her"
>asks who is winning when the score is on the fucking TV
>ask how much time is left when it is on the fucking TV
>doesn't even watch the whole game
>>64901505
>>64899369
gotta find some meme following that play and tell everyone I'm watching it with and pass it off like it's my own
>>64901129
Wait what year did this happen?
>>64899325
It is for faggots on here because they are nerds who have nerdy friends
>>64904299
Wait, you don't think you are a bandwagoner? That story definitely makes you one.
>>64901129
You guys sound like dick friends for forcing him to host a football and relive past football related traumas just because your mom's basement wasn't good enough for you.
>>64898924
How about I fucking love video games and sports. I am equally autistic about both. I could never trade one for the other.
>>64901373
You are a cuck
>>64899148
>tfw your Owl buddies all used to post on 4chan
>get to take a tablet to shitpost on spee Owl threads while also partaking of snacks and beer and enjoying bantz with buddies
Best of both worlds m8. Only downside is we do have one of the guys OP showed, but we all shit on him for it.
>>64900661
>trying this hard to convince yourself that posting on an anonymous anime board is """normal"""
>i-im not a n-neckbeard guys i-i swear
>>64898924
I've learned the hard way to never watch the owl with people unless I don't give 2 shits about the teams playing.
>>64908270
I guess I am, but I don't want to wear a jersey like I'm a huge fan. More like quietly a fan and just tell everyone I like the sport in general
>people who claim to like the sport but don't follow a team rather have 'favourite players" that all tend to be the best in the league in their respective positions
does this piss anyone else off?
>>64910637
If they have watched the sport for less than 2 years and don't live in a city with a team, acceptable.
Beyond that? Ya ur a twat m8
I was literally that fucking asshole for along time.
Sorry, guys.
>>64910676
*a long
Thanks, autocorrect!
>>64899515
>i'm here for the beer
corrected to:
>i'm here for the dark empyrean 750 ml dwarven stout. who would drink swiller lite? hahaha xD
>>64909853
This. Been living with the same group of people throughout college and we just shitpost on spee most years. A couple of owls, we went out and got shitfaced because
>43-8 choke weed bowl
but other than that, I'm with ya. Depends on the teams playing TBF (to be frank)
>>64898924
I can't stand the superbowl anymore
>half the fags there are there for the commercials
>speaking of you better enjoy them because they show every chance they can squeeze out
>you either get a great game or a absolute bore fest
>another half time show with a artist/band I don't care about
>having to spend the next few days at work listening to my coworkers talk to death the fucking commercials and a few bring up the game at all
I'm done man I can't handle it anymore
>>64910637
A little. I find that they're usually products of new fantasy football players who don't watch NFL, but somehow steamroll in fantasy due to lack of bias, literally chooses based off of best projections, etc.
It can act like the gateway though, if they're willing to learn.
>>64910874
>letting normies upset you with commercial talk
I personally like watching the owl with guys and getting plastered off of cheap shit beer. If my team is playing/winning, it's just that much sweeter.
Fedorians not invited.
>>64901129
>Bears fan not wanting to watch a Peyton Manning Superbowl
Makes sense.
>>64899357
And
>>64910637
Are what piss me off to no end
I don't care what you do but if you're gonna call your self a fan at least have the slightest bit of knowledge or idea on what your talking about
>>64906263
>watching handegg with women
Why the fuck would you do this? Why would you ever think that's a good idea?
>>64910874
I don't understand and can't stand the commercial meme, it's literally getting excited over ads
It's even started to get popular here FUCK
>>64910982
About ten years ago, it was a big deal. They weren't on the internet a week prior, there was no gay voting.
And they used to be GOAT commercials a la BUD-WEIS-ER
