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FIRST FOR BJ IS GOAT
Second for BJ is GOAT
Supporting this thread cause it has the more informative OP.
Third for BJ is GOAT
Fifth for BJ is GOAT
/humancockfighting/ general?
6th for BJ is pretty good
Penn nuthuggers are like liberals. There can only be one opinion on their leader. Any opinion that differs is considered a microaggression that triggers them to find safe spaces and demand an ethics probe.
Their counter to the opinions that differ have zero logic or explanation and are comprised solely of ad hominem attacks.
They literally cannot fathom that someone can not be a fan of Penn. You MUST only talk about him in a worshipful way. Anything else is racist, ignorant, uneducated. You must not only be a fan of Penn, you must acknowledge his greatness or you know nothing about MMA.
To mention that someone...anyone could beat, that he has ZERO submissions from guard, that he couldn't escape side control against Hughes, that he got battered by Diaz or made to quit by GSP, mention is 16-10 record and deny their reasoning on how every loss was really a win, is to incite their wrath.
In other words, if you had to write a final thesis on "How to know if you're in a cult." you can just observe any Penn thread to see people lose all sense of reason, common sense, logic, and self-respect launch into a witch hunt.
They are the worst element in the sport. They represent everything wrong about a fan base. The are the model worst.
eighth for BJ is GOAT
bj
>>64889169
pretty triggering post tbch my Irish family, I suggest you delete it asap.
>>64889163
>human cockfighting
um, I didn't realize underground fighting rings had deals with Reebok® I thought that was reserved for legitimate sports.
McGregor vs Lawler when?
Lads Champion vs Champion is literally on
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAfZs5gAUtK/
BJ going to be 16-11 very soon
>>64889214
Untill RDA pussies out with an 'injury'
>>64889236
Nobody is beating a motivated BJ Penn. Greg Jackson saves careers.
Is there anyone in the Jones family that doesn't party like drunk frat kids?
http://www.sportsjoe.ie/mma/jon-jones-nfl-star-brother-hospitalised-for-pill-overdose-according-to-boston-radio-producer/59109
>>64889258
yeah like arlovski
>>64889236
>calling out Nik fucking Lentz
Ugh, aging is such a shameful process.
>>64889236
desu at this point Lentz will probably smash BJ
>>64889275
He saved winkeljohn, arlovski, and overeem and I'm sure others I don't know about. Even with a loss nobody would have believed arlovski would have gotten a number one contender fight in 2016.
>>64889273
Hm, I think it's safe to say the sister doesn't party.
>>64889340
lmao
>>64889184
Yeah as the other anon said, Croke Park is in a residential area and they hold considerable power for non-GAA games,
With Wembley it is close to houses and the travel there can only be described as being like a sardine in a tin, people walking to and from the venue at such late hours would definitely disturb the residents.
Not to mention all the litter people normally bring with them
>>64889268
Nice source, faggot. The only people claiming he od'd are some noname local sports radio goofs. Youre fucking dumb.
What Anderson Silva vs Chris Weidman 1 the biggest Prank Gone Wrong in MMA history?
>>64889439
Yeah, cause noname local sports radio goofs are the only ones who aren't being paid off by big-cocaine and big-pharma.
>>64889495
Yeah man, those fucking corporations, man. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
BJ literally just called out Nik Lentz on Facebook kek
In a street fight isn't it better to use your elbows rather than your fists?
Spam kicks and elbows and you won't break your bones
>>64889488
No, that'd be Japanese MMA
>>64889114
Wtf is on Rockholds arm at 1:28 of that mmadigest?
>>64889590
Or you could just not a bitch
>>64889590
Depends on how well trained you are.
There is a danger of breaking your hand via punches if you are unprotected, but with good technique you can minimise the chances of it happening.
>>64889603
That was disgusting.
>>64889603
steroids
>>64889603
hemaloma or whatever its called
basicly blood that wont circulate and is collected in a place
lads
I just cracked open a delicious bag of crisps and the best before date is the 5th of March
is this an omen of some kind?
All UFC draws are maymays lads, just face it.
>Brock
Wwe meme
>Anderson Silva
Muh kicks hue
>GSP
Cuck french faggot meme
>Rhonda
Muh beats jobbers
>Mcgoober
Real life shitposter meme with meme hair and meme beard
>soon to be Holly
Christian grill meme
>jon jones
Le black guy who beats cucks meme
>>64889675
hematoma?
>>64889708
true
>>64889685
>bag of crisps
>>64889708
wowh.... I never saw it like this. Thanks Cletus
>>64889712
HEEMatoma*
>>64889685
>eating the salty mormon
>>64889685
you will lead the IRA one day
congrats
>>64889590
Most amateurs don't block body punches and don't have much cardio, just whale on their stomach while utilizing head movement.
Apparently RDA was fined 10k for wearing the evolve shirt at weighins. Cowboy must have gotten at least 20 for wearing something during the actual fight.
>>64890044
dont listen to this moron
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErYiNX3DJyc
Best ufc entrance song coming through.
>>64890086
I wonder if we will see companies willing to pay the fines for the fighters
like Nike did for Michael Jordan
also the UFC will generate it's own press/shitstorm for fining these companies so....
>>64890242
cerrone said they said if he did it again he wouldn't be allowed to fight again...probably to avoid people trying this
>>64889590
Striking with the heel of your palm is the safest way to strike in a bare knuckle fight.
Fuck REEbuck tbqhwy. The fighters make less money and all look the same, we won't get based shockmaster filthy entrances anymore... fuck me la
>>64890212
lol no
>>64890212
>not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht7mxF9XZiA
>>64890312
But it's only effective if you have the power and skill to utilise it.
>>64890291
I don't think Reebok would have any say in the matter though. Maybe they'd try to stop him, but there's no way the UFC would prevent a big name like Cerronay from fighting over something that trivial.
>>64890371
#bringbackburt
#savestitch
#freenickdiaz
#FUCKreebok
Cuomo included MMA in his budget proposal.
Is it actually going to happen this year?
>>64890481
> but there's no way the UFC would prevent a big name like Cerronay from fighting over something that trivial.
dude they can't let these guys breath while they shit
they gotta keep them on lock down or they will start having to pay guys more than $30,000 for a main card fight
>>64890086
They should make a compromise I believe. Like you have the right to have one sponsor on your short, t shirt... outside of Reebok
>>64890371
>liking meme fighters
>>64890622
>being anti-meme in the year of our memes 2016
>>64890575
Reebok is basically building an entire athletic line of apparel with the UFC, they believe UFC fans will wear their shorts and shirts and work out wear
so no Reebok and the UFC won't concede at all
UFC should have had it so the fighters can wear w/e except during the fight, and going to and from the ring they have to wear a "uniform" of only reebok stuff, they would be a fair compromise
>marcus can you hear me?
ayyyy
>>64890804
i thought last year was a meme year
CAUSE REEBOK WON'T PAY ME NOTHING
>>64889590
>not Bas Rutten Palm Strikes
But you are right but range is the problem. Honestly its just better to run away really, Or if you have a strong clinch game knee them
>>64891049
Why haven't Reebok redesigned the gloves yet? seems like that could be the one positive thing to come out of the deal.
>>64891189
maybe because they do not understand the sport at all
>Current UFC fighters TJ Dillashaw holds victories over.
Barao
Soto
>current UFC fighters Cruz holds victories over
Mighty Mouse
Mizguaki
Faber
Benavidez (twice)
McCall
Jorgensen
Eddie Bravo called Conor knocking out Aldo in february of last year
>>64891189
how do i get this fat?
is renan done fighting?
>>64891309
>MM
>Benavidez
>McCall
Flyweights
>Muzugaki
Top 15 at best
>Faber
Legit win
>Jorgensen
Would be cut by now if he wasn't exciting
>>64891323
>implying that was a hard prediction to make
>>64891189
Given how badly they've managed to fuck everything else up them being put in charge of gloves would surely be a shit show. I don't think they have the knowledge and expertise to redesign mma gloves, not really their neck of the woods
>>64891380
He's going up to 145 because he has a shitty weight cut, he's huge for 135, and he can't use an IV anymore
>>64891383
>Faber
Legit win, but let's not forget Faber dropped him.
>>64891309
Hugo Viana is still signed with the UFC. Not that he's relevant, but you gotta at least mention him if you want a correct list.
>>64891383
TJ got ko'd by a flyweight
>>64891383
>>64891432
Or that Faber submitted him in their first fight :^)
>>64891383
>Jorgensen
>exciting
Gave me a hearty chuckle, thanks lad
>>64891461
Dodson walks around at 156 pounds according to Demetrious Johnson, he's fucking ENORMOUS for a flyweight, I think he may actually walk around heavier than Dillashaw
>>64891448
You're right, it was an honest mistake f
>>64891461
And Dodson is now a literal who
Meanwhile tj..
>>64891461
>>64891510
and Dos Anjos got KOd by a featherweight, see how this game can be played
>>64891510
>>64891461
And arlovski lost to schaub
Joe soto currently has 0 (zero) wins in the UFC.
>>64891641
He got robbed in the last fight to be fair
>>64891641
he took a championship fight on super short notice and got positively robbed in his last fight?
>>64891470
He loses in spectacular fashion normally.
>>64891461
>>64891510
That was the old TJ, before the Barao fight everyone thought he would get slaughtered.
From then on he has gone from strength to strength whereas Cruz ostensibly has become worse.
>>64891719
>>64891695
And for heemd in between
0-3
Two of those against unranked opponents
He took silly dilly to the fifth round on like 12 minute notice
>>64891782
he won't get cut yet anyway since he did the ufc such a solid with the barao stand in and he deserved to win his last fight
>>64891719
>>64891641
Seriously though. How did TJ go 5 rounds with Joe Soto on two days notice?
Why isn't March 5th tomorrow
>>64892010
because hes not that good
>>64891606
Jeremy Stephens has to cut quite a bit of weight to make FW though
Dodson is a legit midget
>>64891189
>>64892111
He walks around at a pretty heavy weight for his size, according to mm
Who Velázquez here?
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-conor-mcgregor-coach-hints-he-make-seek-a-third-ufc-title-in-the-future-011316?cmpid=tsmtw:fscom:ufconfox
Coach hints mcgoob is gonna go for welterweight title after RDA
>>64892283
Cayenne Velaskwez will take that title back from the cold dead hands of Francisco Werdamm
>>64892012
If I heem you just right it might put you out until March 5th m8
>>64892163
KO'd by a fat midget. Even worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcN7hUKFgYU
why is gina carano trying to make a career out of doing one liners in flicks
>>64892010
With Soto he was barely trying.
>>64892358
>fat
No, he's muscular as fuck, and just cuts down to apex manlet weight. He's fine at BW and that's what he's returning to.
>>64892111
It was also TJ's 5th professional fight aside from TUF and Dodson's 17th and he had a solid 6 more years of fighting.
I'm just annoyed by the "heemed by a flyweight lol" meme. Dodson is a good fighter, can't deny that
>>64892383
Lol
>>64892358
>saving fake facebook screens
ireland is truly the worst british colony
>>64892377
I would rather watch her make obese women jealous.
>>64892454
He had to fight a new opponent on two days notice as well, why wouldn't Dillashaw play it safe?
>>64892454
It's true, he was blatantly coasting until the fifth round. Either that or he was cautious about getting caught
>>64892285
This would ruin UFC. Luckily I see a Rondaesque loss soon. Very soon.
How does your meme country rank on this list?
Ireland is exempt from criticism, for now.
>>64892484
>so cute with my hat lol
puke.jpg
who /special-k/ here?
>>64892603
Cool list m8
>>64892603
>>64892598
Tell me, what do your special eyes see!?
>>64892671
Suck my cock faggot, I'll heem you anywhere, any time.
>>64892678
>counting tuf winners
>>64891383
>Would be cut by now if he wasn't exciting
You mean if it wasn't for his meme skin
>>64892678
>3 Canadians champs
>GSP
>???
Who else
>>64892736
At least I remember to attach pictures to my comments you ball-gargling queef-huffer
>>64892678
Who would've thought a organisation based in America would have a lot of American champeens.
Daily reminder rooting against Conor only makes him stronger.
>>64892780
Carlos Newton
They count GSP twice
who here /hangloose/
Is 6'1" small for a heavyweight nowadays?
All heavyweights seem to be 6'3"+ these days. A lot of freak lanklets like 6'7" too.
>>64892798
It was an honest mistake. I'm an honest man. You're a dishonorable meme.
This starts with two of us entering an octagon and only one of us leaving a victor. I will be the man to leave it with my dignity no matter what.
Your move, tough guy.
>>64892629
>>64892824
spic women have something fake looking about them
>>64892869
shaka brah
>>64892877
I'd say it's just below average.
Heavyweights seem to be 6'3" or 6'4" on average
But yeah, depending on how you're built that's more LHW territory now
>>64892780
Carlos Newton was champ but I don't know who is the third
>>64892877
not if you can wrestle or have a power right hand
>>64892096
>>64892383
He threw Walel Watson around for three rounds in his first UFC win. He literally manhandled a 6 foot tall guy but couldn't finish Soto?
>>64892911
>shaka brah
i havent heard this in awhile.
thank you for the laugh kangaroo jack
>>64892980
He did finish Soto.
>>64891470
wait, what the fuck happened here?
If you could turn back time and bring one fighter from the past to modern UFC (with that fighter in his prime and whatnot), who would you pick?
>>64892521
I think he was cautious about being caught.
Imagine losing your belt to some underdog
>>64893014
In the fifth round
>>64892877
Shawn Jordan is probably the stockiest HW I can recall off the top of my dome and a rock rock rock rock rock a microphone FREESTYLER he's like 6'0'' and insanely athletic
that's a coors light
>>64893050
>finishes don't count if they come in the later rounds
cos bud don't pay me nothin
>DJ asked Daddy Dana for a Bantam title shot to potentially hold two belts and he said no
WE ARE NOW OFFICIALLY IN THE YEAR OF POTATO
Is TJ cute? He's a bit of a cutie isn't he?
>>64893130
>having might mouse bring down two divisions
>>64893120
It counts but it is less impressive.
Quit shit posting.
>>64892930
average height of the top 15+champ is 6 ft 2.7 inches. mode is 6'4" though.
>>64893130
really? where did you get this from?
>>64893021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo2PEzSo-wQ
Pedro Rizzo
![mas-oyama-quote-confidence-in-wors-thoughts-actions-and-aspirations[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Q1Lfy3k.jpg "mas-oyama-quote-confidence-in-wors-thoughts-actions-and-aspirations[1].jpg")
>>64893021
Mas Oyama. The founder of Kyokushin Karate.
>>64893162
At least there's some exciting fights for MM at 135. He's totally polished off 125
>>64893158
Chad is cuter.
>>64893185
Mighty meme said it on twitch
>>64893185
I think he said it on Twitch
btw he is starting to stream some Rainbow Six: Siege
>>64893201
>le i killed a bull with my own bare hands man
>>64893130
>wanting DJ to be boring in not 1 but 2 divisions
>>64893201
>Mas Oyama
you mean Choi Yeong-eui
>>64893130
he did that last year
>>64893130
If a Champ moves up and wins and moves back down to gets a title shot and moves back and forth
wouldn't it be better just to let them hold both belts?
>>64890622
>Filthy Tom
>meme
>>64893252
He would literally give you a brain haemorrhage with one punch
>Jon Jones brother who has a playoff game this week hospitalized after using synthetic marijuana
>>64893309
>synthetic marijuana
why
>>64893269
Why are all the great Japanese men actually secret Koreans?
>>64893324
Is that manlet black guy in the middle Roy Jones Jr.?
>>64893291
He is a mandrama loving meme fighter
>X is the Mike Tyson of MMA!
>>64893369
you betcha
>>64893048
Yeah, even though Soto was a nobody you never know, 2 days prep is not enough.
>X is the Lyoto Machida of his division
>>64893347
doesn't show up on the test?
although after the first regular season game, basically after training camp the NFL doesn't test for recreational drugs unless you in the drug program
which may be the case
>>64893356
this is actually kind of true in sports/martial arts and yakuza.
FRANK MURR
>babby kicks win fights
>>64893371
Is he meme too?
>>64893421
mendes
barboza
woodley
to name a few
>>64893470
HAD A HORSESHOE UP HIS ARSE
Would /heem/ take the Gracie Challenge?
>>64893475
They do................................
[spoiler]sadly[spoiler]
>UN......BELIEVABLE
>>64893542
I love it, I love it
>>64893550
I would lad.
I would show those Gracies what headbutts are in there guard.
I might even get on top of my wife tonight
>>64893550
Rickson would fuck me up like he did Yoji Anjo
>Lee misah McGrega to meh
Did you guys fucking hear what schaub said?
https://soundcloud.com/fighterandthekid/episode-115
>>64893600
>implying
out of all the gracie challenge fights they had you think none of their opponents considered headbutts?
>>64893505
Oops
>>64893633
Can you just tell us boi
>>64889685
It's an omen that you eat like shit fatty
>>64893667
Do you do BJJ?
Headbutts would ruin BJJ/MMA
All you have to do is lay and pray and just use headbutts too
>>64892678
if my calculations are correct it would appear ireland is the greatest fighting nation of all time
That's a COORS LIGHT
UFC 200 where a man gets literally killed
Chin to eye was a pretty nasty sub used in NHB and Vale Tudo fights. Imagine if Sage could use that submission...
>>64893741
Moron
>>64893796
They are fighting at 198 in MSG
>>64893741
I can't wait untill mma is bigger in other countries and we get to see some real shit going down
>>64893730
I do BJJ yes
You deal with headbutts like you would any strike. Either push them away to where they cant reach you. Or hold them in so close you cant get any distance to generate power. Headbutts arent magic
>>64893812
imagine his spiky frosted tips to the eye
Am I the only one who thinks Sage Northcutt will have a career ending scandal eventually?
He is perfect... too perfect...
>>64889708
MOM, I POSTED IT AGAIN!
>>64893910
We need to dig deeper.
>>64893910
He'll lose soon. Cody Pfister took him down and made Sage get bailed out by the jews
>>64893835
Short headbutts to the nose would still hurt like a motherfucker though no?
UFC 197 full maincard was announced
Conor vs RDA
Holm vs Tate
Overeem vs Miocic
Ferguson vs Khabib
Almeida vs Sterling
>>64893835
When you lay and pray you control the arms dibshit.
If you do do BJJ you probably don't even have a fucking stripe on your white belt.
I have talked to Purple belts and Brown belts that agree thats the reason headbutts are illegal in MMA
Joe has been having some really shitty guests lately on his podcast.
>Tony Hinchcliffe today
meh
>>64893969
stacked
>>64893475
say that to me face m8 and we'll see who gets to walk home
>>64893957
They'd crush your nose.
UFC fighters sign their likeness away. Does this mean Pettis got squat for being a cereal mascot?
>>64893957
oh for sure but its not really a fight ender unless you literally somehow made my nose explode
>>64893910
Don't worry, we caught him! haha
>>64893835
There was a Brazillian guy who won at Vale Tudo matches because all he did was headbutt from the clinch and guard.
>>64893991
mark coleman said it best
>when they took away headbutts i had to learn some skills
headbutts invalidate huge parts of BJJ including guard play which is pretty much the whole arts' foundation
>>64893969
>Conor vs RDA
I don't know, I always bet aginst Conor and you know how that ends
>Holm vs Tate
Holm
Overeem vs Miocic
Overeem
>Ferguson vs Khabib
Khabib
>Almeida vs Sterling
Sterling
>>64893969
Source?
if true this will be some spicy shit
>>64893910
He's obviously on Roids
His dad was a bodybuilder that got caught with 20k worth of Cocaine.
His whole act is fraudulent.
>Fedor not fighting on the Rizin card in April ( http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/1/13/10760362/fedor-currently-in-negotiations-with-rizin-wont-return-in-april-mma-news )
Who the fuck is going to headline?
>>64894037
Your nose would be busted and hurt like nuts, you can TKO someone with short headbutts to the nose.
>>64893969
>Khabib actually fighting
wow
Only problem is that after he wins he really should get a title shot given how he soundly beat RDA but if McGregor wins it's going to be a while away
>>64894037
>Slams forehead against your temple
um you realise you can nose shattered too
and i am pretty sure youll tap to that
Do people find this Tony Hinchcliffe twink funny?
>>64893969
>All those spicy bangers
>>64894155
His body looks attainable natural, it's just the fact that he can cut a lot of weight very fast while maintaining strength and mass is very odd. I think he's on something but only time will tell
>>64894134
I'm just pranking
>>64894155
>20k
He was caught with 25 kilos cocaine, that should be worth a lot more, no?
>>64893386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rtp8guIZo
Anyone else get triggered when people say this? Mike Tyson literally transcends human ability. Just because you can punch really fucking hard does not make you Mike Tyson.
>>64893991
>implying
I have 2 stripes
And yeah you have to control the arms and the guy on bottem is fighting to tie up your arms or wrap around your head to break your posture.
If you can somehow control both the arms and get enough distance to headbutt someone then sure you can do that but yu cant act like it magically invalidates an entire art.
Its like saying
>Boxing is absolutely useless because I can kick them in the dick
>>64894068
was that a decision or a stoppage? I would be interested to check that out if you can link it
>>64894259
>>64894267
>TKO
>Tapping
Well I am speaking more from a more self defence point of view
Though I think it is unlikely (howeve rpossible
to be KOed from a headbutt and will usually be stopped because of things like a broken nose
also
>tapping to strikes
Do you even want to be an ultimate fighter?
>>64894233
Gabi Garcia.
>>64894155
Well done Holmes, your deduction is bulletproof
>>64894371
if she wasn't on roids she wouldn't ever get a fight
she literally cannot fight
hehe it sure is an honour that USADA think I'm taking steroids. hehe it means they like my physique
>>64894303
I just did the numbers and that's 2.5 million in coke. How long did he do in prison with that shit?
>>64894354
when people make comparisons to mike tyson they are talking about the aura of invincibility and intimidation and seemingly inevitable quick finishes, not physical ability.
>>64894463
this
whats up ninja turtles lol
>>64894284
>His body looks attainable natural
Nope. Not without the right genetics at least.
>>64894443
None I believe, he ratted out his friends.
>>64894505
lol
>>64894357
GPS tapped to strikes bro.
>>64894505
lol
>>64894357
Distance?
You don't need to headbutt.
>>64894507
does he keep his genetics in a syringe?
>>64894354
>Just because you can punch really fucking hard does not make you Mike Tyson.
Tyson was getting up at 5:44 am without an alarm to go jog in the mornings....would literally spent his days boxing and training
>>64894284
He was jacked at 11, obvious he had a different kind of juice in his sippy cups.
>>64894155
>His dad was a bodybuilder that got caught with 20k worth of Cocaine.
Wait what? If his daddy is such a badass why is Sage such a choirboy?
