THERE ARE NO RAMS IN LOS ANGELES THE TEAM NAME NEEDS TO BE CHANGED
THIS IS IMPORTANT, NOBODY CAN FEAR A RAM SINCE ITS EASILY KILLED.
LA IS NOT KNOWN FOR HIGH PEAKS NOR WILDLIFE.
THE TEAM NEEDS TO BE RENAMED
HOW CAN ONE FEAR A GLORIFIED SHEEP?
So? Its not like there are any actual lions in Michigan or Patriots in Boston.
>LA isn't known for wildlife
There sure are a lot of monkeys there though
>>64887493
How many Rams have you easily killed?
I don't know... I sure fear your mother, and she's just a glorified sheep too
>>64887493
Theres no Lakers or Kings here either. Team names dont have to make sense
>48 years in LA
>21 wasted years in Shit Louis
>"Let us keep the name we stole!"
>Shit Louis
Los Angeles Football Club Est. 2016
>>64887524
Compton is 80%+ Mexican brah, confirmed for East Coast loser.
>>64887571
Well except there are lakes nearby and California is the King of America, its residents closer related to royalty than the citizens of flyover St. Louis, a monkey city.
>>64887770
but Compton only accounts for 2% of LA's total population
bighorn sheep
>>64887611
>being this wrong
The Ram's only Owl will forever say St. Louis. Stay mad, Califags.
>>64887493
How about the LA Ethnics?
>da name needs to be scary!
Nobody in their right mind, least of all professional athletes, is intimidated by a team's name/logo/whatever.
A name should have historical/cultural/geographic significance to the area, and that's it.
Insisting a team be named after something aggressive is how you get dumb names like the Jacksonville Jaguars or Carolina Panthers
What team has the worst name in the league?
Hard mode: No Browns.
>>64887493
L.A Fruitpickers.
>>64888528
Packers
>>64888528
Bills
>>64888438
>a stolen championship counts
And while we're at it, the AFCCG won by the Titans also shouldn't count
>>64888528
I'd say packers but like the Browns, that name has historical significance, so I won't count it.
Probably the Bengals.
Also anyone who says redskins is a cuck
>>64888590
Oh it counts - for Nashville
>>64888583
Forgot the Bills were a team. I change my answer to this
>>64887493
L.A. Wetbacks
>>64887518
>Patriots in Boston
kek
>>64887534
>>>/wshh/
>>64888438
Yeah but where is that trophy? Oh yeah, it's being shipped to LA and will be displayed in LA.
LA commies
LA illegals
LA Tacos
LA celebutants
LA aqueducts
LA smog
LA yellowskins
>>64888488
Panthers is a top-tier team name
>>64887493
>Bills
the fuck is this even?
>Browns
the fuck is this even?
>Texans
well no shit
>Redskins
no natives anywhere but the liquor stores
>Packers
the fuck is this even?
>>64888488
This
>>64888818
Carolina shit detected
>this thread
>>64888818
>CAROLINA PANTHERS.Panthersteam president Mark Richardson, the son of team owner Jerry Richardson, chose thePanthersnickname because "it's anameour family thought signifies what we thought a team should be—powerful, sleek and strong.
>we chose the name panthers cuz it sounded bad ass XD
Absolute trash. Literally junior girls softball tier
>>64888438
>the tits were once owl contenders
>>64888818
cuck
>>64888488
>A FLAG WITH A FUCKING LEAF
Face it m8. Save for the Jets and Raptors, every single Canadian sports team has a garbage tier name.
>Blue Jays
Some faggoty little bird
>Canadiens
This isnt even English and means Canadians? What kind of fucking name is that? How about the Texas Americanos? Thats how fucking retarded it is
>Maple Leafs
A FUCKING LEAF
>Oilers
Oh yes fluid I put in my car fucking terrifying m8
>Canucks
>Isn't this just a shorter version of Canadians? Which is already used? WTF? Make a mascot out of the actual name retards and you'll see how retarded it is. Most of all it sounds like the word "cuck"
>Senators
Corrupt politicians of Canada are probably the scariest sounding thing they could think of. At least you elected a literal fag as your leader now.
Not even ONE football team in the real league so you all have a fake football league
tl;dr take a hike A FUCKING LEAF
>>64888895
Meanwhile in Canada people rally behind the national symbol of a leaf.
Nothing exemplifies the brittle, weak and dying nature of Canada like the leaf.
Whenever a team moves it reminds of how monetized everything is in this country. Of course businesses need to make money, but a lot of actual governments and people get fucked because they think they're entitled to any team. Owners prove that the way to get your team out works every single time. Football is the most Jewish league.
STEP 1: Complain about the stadium
STEP 2: Don't invest your own money into renovating the stadium
STEP 3: Make sure your team sucks for a long time
STEP 4: Watch as the fans stop coming because they know you're a shit owner and won't waste 80 bucks to watch a team suck ass.
STEP 5: Complain to league about falling attendance and how you can't make money
STEP 6: ???
STEP 7: PROFIT
See: Seattle Supersonics, LA Rams the first time, Houston Oilers, Browns, Balitmore Colts
>>64888937
>Being this rectally ragnaroked
>Taking a criticism of a team name personally
>Hurr the Jets and raptors have cool names though because I'm underage and those sound badass
Top lyl m8
>>64888964
Sigh. Our flag really is complete shit.
>>64888982
You have to be literally retarded to be serious. Team names mean what you want the team to be or some sort of historical/geographical significance. The best team names combine the two.
The Canadians took one look at pro-sports and decided to name half their teams after A FUCKING LEAF and some variation of "Canadian." Yes you are in Canada we get it, we knew that by, you know, the preceding city name before the team name.
The other half lets just name after stupid fucking things like a small ass bird who never hurt anyone.
>>64888528
Bengals.
>What's a bengal?
>A tiger? Why not just call yourselves the tigers?
>>64888571
What's that around it's neck? Too big to be a collar. Electric charge of some sort?
>>64888918
>>64888895
Lions are native to England at all but they still used them as their national symbol centuries before they colonized anywhere.
At least Jacksonville and Carolina are similar climates to those where panthers and jaguars exist.
Its better than the Canada Leafs or the Canada Canadians.
>>64887518
>patriots
>boston
you win the golden kek for the day
basketball is even worse for team names having nothing to do with the cities. only a few make sense. same goes for baseball and hockey.
and lets not get started with college mascots....
>>64889089
>Utah Jazz
>Memphis Grizzlies
>Toronto Raptors
yeah, this "league" needs an enema
>>64888488
But neither of those names are shitty, especially the Jags.
>>64889017
>Canadiens: Old as fuck name, no different than Yankees or Texans
>Maple Leafs: Named after maple leaf military regiment, hence why they aren't called Maple LEAVES
>Canucks: Named after Johnny Canuck, commonly represented as a lumberjack in various sources, referencing British Columbia's important timber industry.
I'm not saying those are great names, but they're a hell of a lot better than just naming it after something to scare people. I know if I were a professional athlete, and I were playing a team called the chupacabras or some stupid shit like that, I probably wouldn't even be able to play due to sheer terror of looking at their logos.
I'm sorry you find it so frustrating I don't find the fact your team is named after a big cat scary.
>>64889150
The Memphis Grizzlies began as the Vancouver Grizzlies you idiot.
The Toronto Raptors bandwagoned onto the Jurassic Park craze and sorta tied it in with their stupid museum.
The Utah Jazz were originally the New Orleans Jazz, which probably makes sense.
>>64889205
>Canadiens: Old as fuck name, no different than Yankees or Texans
Wow so representative of something becuase your LOGO IS A FUCKING C WITH AN H IN IT BECAUSE IT MEANS NOTHING
>Maple Leafs: Named after maple leaf military regiment, hence why they aren't called Maple LEAVES
Oh so it must have a military theme or perhaps some sort of war theme NOPE A FUCKING LEAF
>Canucks: Named after Johnny Canuck, commonly represented as a lumberjack in various sources, referencing British Columbia's important timber industry.
Perhaps a lumberjack then, some grizzled country man with an axe NOPE A FUCKING ORCA IS THE TEAM NAME THE CANKEKS OR THE ORCAS I DONT KNOW
>>64889285
The H stands for Habitants which is a French nickname, like calling the Patriots the Rats outside of Boston.
>>64887541
I accidentally hit one with my truck once. fucker almost made me drive into the river during winter.
>>64889285
The Habs C logo is old as fuck, I don't know exactly what you want for a team named the Canadiens. It's on par with every other team with a letter for a logo.
The Leafs logo is shit but that doesn't really make a difference in the team logo.
The Canucks original logo before they joined the nhl was a lumberjack but they got saddled with the orca due to corporate interest. I think you would love the orca though BECAUSE HOLY SHIT HE LOOKS MEAN AND INTIMIDATING LOOK HE'S BARING HIS TEETH THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT A LOGO SHOULD BE I'VE JUST SHIT MY PANTS.
Because everyone knows a logo is a literal representation if the team name right? And even if you've got an intimidating name you've got to scare the other team even further with your logo
>>64887493
>HOW CAN ONE FEAR A GLORIFIED SHEEP?
Standing across from Frankenstein while he's playing on a broken leg is kinda scary.
>>64888937
You know those names are shit so you have to lash out and attack canada
>These names are dumb they shouldn't be chosen simply out of their ferocity
>YEAH WELL NONE OF CANADA'S NAMES SCARE ME SO FUCK YOU
>>64889329
>find the H in the team name "Canadiens"
The Los Angeles Smog?
>>64889329
>>64889540
The H actually stands for hockey
>>64889426
We need a team name for our team what should we pick?
Perhaps some local wildlife? Perhaps military history? Perhaps something unique?
No I have something better
A FUCKING LEAF and variations of the word "Canadian" because we're in Canada lol.
>>64889053
I believe they are big so the animal can mess up the tracking system or rip it off completely
>>64889426
>>64889586
>I can't read
>>64889640
>Being such a cuck you have to put another country's flag on yours
>mfw a saint Louis fan wins the powerball
>>64889640
>union jack
>beautiful
ok
L.A Traffic
>>64889711
>>64889732
>A FUCKING LEAF
>>64889640
The flags of Australia and New Zealand are the equivalent of being named John Jr by your dad John.
The Canadian flag looks different enough to be immediately distinguished from the rest of the world, unlike the shit flags of Europe, and it's classier than the seizure inducing clutter of the American flag.
Dubs and the official name is LA Shitskins
>>64887493
LA AFC
>>64889834
>A FUCKING LEAF
So mad his team's name is shit his brain just regressed to fixation on incoherent shit
>>64888895
>team names shouldn't sound cool. they should be dull and gay, such as leafs and fc(football club)
>>64890135
>If I named the team it would be XxLAxShadowxRamxNinjasx1337xX so everyone knows how cool and badass they are.
>>64890224
>i'm autistic and incapable of comprehending fun, therefore everything even remotely fun is childish and immature
>>64887789
so by this logic if the zoo near by acquire a bunch of rams everything will be ok?
>>64887534
hello reddit
>>64890325
>I'm autistic and incapable of understanding a joke, I'm also deathly afraid of asses
>>64888764
>not the LA Bacondogs
>glorified sheep
>Ram is easily killed
Confirmed for not ever living on a farm with sheep
I've seen them knock over fenceposts that were concreted into the ground by ramming them. Also heard stories and seen online videos of them going toe to toe with bulls. A ram will fuck you up.
>>64888895
There have always been rumors of black Panthers being let go in southern forests during the slave trade. I live in Mississippi and have always heard stories about how slavers brought Panthers and other big cats with them on the boats and when no one bought them, they let them go in the forests.
Probably just regular mountain lions but still spooks the shit out of you when you hear a 200lb cat howling at night
>>64890016
>AN INCOHERENT FUCKING LEAF
>>64889855
>seizure inducing clutter
>a
>fucking
>leaf
>THERE ARE NO RAMS IN LOS ANGELES THE TEAM NAME NEEDS TO BE CHANGED
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desert_bighorn_sheep
>In southern California, by 1998, only 280 individuals of the peninsular bighorn sheep population remained, and that population was added to the list of the United States' most imperiled species.[10] Populations in three southern counties had suffered greatly from disease, development, and predation. As of 2008, about 800 peninsular bighorns are believed to populate the desert backcountry from the US-Mexico border to the San Jacinto Mountains, with known populations in Anza-Borrego Desert State Park.
Ironically though the name comes from Cleveland, who named their team after a collegiate team in New York City (Fordham Rams) because it was "short" and would "fit into newspaper headlines"
so pretty much the most L.A. name ever, works for me.
>>64888554
LA Laborers
>De city of aint Louis
How about LA Bambas
Mammoths. Fossils of them have been found in the La Brea Tar Pits.
Horns would become tusks. Similar motif.
>>64889248
They're still dumb for keeping the old team name
Add LA Lakers to the list; it's as dumb as "Utah Jazz", but 11 NBA championships to add to the 4 they won in Minneapolis makes it look not dumb
>>64897278
> they have literal tusks on their helmets
> gane day injuries spike massively
>>64887493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwnFHl9svrI
dumb fucking idiot
>>64888832
> not knowing anything about team histories
Smh desu senpai
>>64888488
Why not both?
LA Aztecs
LA spics
LA minorities
LA chicanos
LA Latin kings
LA life sentencees
LA parolees
LA drug dealers
LA illegals
LA day laborers
LA migrant workers
LA plastic people
LA wetbacks
El equipo fútbol americano de Los Angeles
All names that reflect the local culture much better than "Rams".
>>64889013
Fuck, that. At least it's recognizable. I think pretty much anybody in the world will look at our flag and know which country it represents. That can't be said for 90% of the rest of the world's flags.
>>64898369
>tfw browsing /int/ and quiz up on the train means I know all the flags
>LAmbs
>>64898543
they should rename one of their baseball teams that, like da burrs and cusb
Los Supermundial Ramos de los Los Angelos
Well since you fuckers are complaining about names.
How bout the LA Mexicans?
>>64887551
Try harder Federer.
>>64889066
There's no name more retarded than "The LA Angels".
>the the angels angels.
>Americans think they have anything on team names.
Every team name in the North America is retarded. They all sound like high school teams.
>LA Galaxy
>San Jose Earthquakes
>San Antonio Scorpions
>Chicago Fire
>New England Revolution
>North Carolina Panthers
>Jacksonville Jaguars
>Tennessee Titans
>Patriots, hornets, giants jets colts brocos penguins.
Every single one is as retarded as the last.
>>64898979
that's right fc is so much better especially when every team shares that name
>>64890376
>anybody who's not a white supremacist is from reddit
Hello newfag! I know that the media told you this was the cool hip place for you to be an edgelord, but really that's just limited to /pol/ and /b/.
Don't worry, you're not the first newfag to make this mistake, lots of people who come to this site not knowing anything except what they read in the media assume that the whole place is just one giant edgy circlejerk of racism. But really, it's not, and you need to GTFO and lurk more.
>>64899032
Yeah because a simple name doesn't have impact. Its not like the teams re representing that city or anything. I guess every team should have a "unique" name so autists like you can feel special. like Portuguese moustaches, Italian faggots, United states hamburgers, French baguettes and who could forget the SPanish Gazpacho.
>>64887493
That's wrong though. There are some bighorns in the San Gabriel mountains.
>>64899438
Dallas has the best themes desu senpai.
>Cowboys
>Rangers
>Mavericks
>Stars
All work wonderfully.
>>64888528
Cardinals, heck they sound like a bunch of Catholics in shock frocks.
>>64901976
The Mavericks have a GOAT logo.
>>64901976
>Dallas has the best themes desu senpai.
Dallas Homo Romos
>>64901976
Too bad their teams are all meme as fuck. Let me guess, you only like the city because of Darvish, right?
>>64889335
So it came close to ending your life too? Sounds pretty tough to me. Why don't you go toe-to-toe with one without your car and tell me how tough it is.
>>64898174
That's a good name but it would never fly with the massive amount of backlash it would get.
>>64898174
San Diego already calls dibs on the Aztecs. We've got them on lock for college ball.
>>64887493
>LA ROOF TOP KOREANS
>>64888590
Butthurt Jags fan detected
>>64892477
underrated post
>>64888982
Every single CFL team name kicks ass.
Yes, even "Tiger-Cats".
>>64887493
Cryps
>>64888438
How's California even mad? Most are just casual about the whole thing unlike the people in St. Louis who are on suicide alert.
>>64887493
It honestly makes me sad how St Louis could get cucked so hard. Just bandwagon Chiefs or some shit, what else is near you?
>>64887518
Ur fucking dum mate
>>64899094
>Yeah because a simple name doesn't have impact
what impacts does fc have?
>Its not like the teams re representing that city or anything.
let's just have football clubs say re-state what they are in their name
> I guess every team should have a "unique" name so autists like you can feel special.
>he's upset that Seriuz !1! sports team use a fun name to represent themselves, because it's not professional (dull) enough for Seriuz!1!1 sports biznes.
>he gets bootieblasted that there are teams in this world who dare to name themselves something other than fc
>goes on a retarded rant how portuguese should name themselves faggots
>calls someone else autistic
go back to your basement you assburger is showing, also your retardedness is beyond belief. you need to realize there are multiple professional teams in every city and using a name is a practical way to identify which team we're talking about. but of course you can't realize that cause you hail from poor-tugal and can't afford multiple sports teams in one town
>>64888912
It would have been the Jags year senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pfz4JViRkoA
