Get in here, Chelsea lads
West Brom tonight, >we should do 'em if that Palace game is anything to go by
Good to see a chelse/a/ thread
I honestly think we can recover this semester. If Chelsea get lucky maybe farça and buyern will face each other while we stay "in the other side" and eventually face one of them in the final since Diego started scoring again.
DIEGO
>DIEGO
DIEGO
>DIEGO
DIEGO
>DIEGO
>>64883900
I hope we win the FA Cup this season and give the Champions League a real go
If all our players are on top of their game and we have no injuries, we're more than capable of knocking out PSG tBh lad
>we
>>64883862
kek all the chelshit plastic bandwagoners have fucked off from your small plastic club now you're shit again so it's just you and a huemonkey. wanker
hoping for a strong performance from the lads
>>64883946
psg are shite desu lad, and if we get benfica next it will be a breeze going into the finals
>>64883862
>chelshit
my sides
Easy win for us
Lads. Do you think Kenedy/RLC will start tonight?
>>64883900
>>64884693
>>64884700
>>64887607
BRITISH
F
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>>64887627
But this >>64887607 is
Miss me?
>>64884700
>>64884693
>>64884633
>>64883946
>>64883862
> we
you do realize that you're just a fan right? your contribution to the actual game is like 0.000000000000001%. the rest is due to the you know, players and coach and owner. Neither of these people give a fuck about you and just see you as retarded dollar signs to buy their crap and sing their shitty anthems?
Hi! I'm a Chelsea fan, too!
Easy win for us, indeed. That's my bet.
![Lung-cancer[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kI4WzRh.jpg "Lung-cancer[1].jpg")
>This thread
Chelsea team:
Courtois; Ivanovic, Zouma, Terry (c), Azpilicueta; Mikel, Fabregas; Willian, Oscar, Pedro; Diego Costa
subs: Begovic, Cahill, Matic, Ramires, Kenedy, Loftus-Cheek, Remy
Who /Mikel/ here?
I hope Traore gets loaned to Ajax dess. Even if he could be loaned to a team in a better league being part of a winning team is a better experience imho.
Predicting a comfy 2-0 win.
not home dont got my streams anyone got a place i can watch this?
>censoring "C'mon, Brunty, take him on!
These zouma tackles are getting ridiculous. Hope he doesnt make any attempts in the penalty box
iva and zouma caught off guard there
hope chelshit beat this shitty hoofball team 2bh
>Diego Costa is looking frisky.
I'm not watching yet, what is meant by this lads?
Thank god, for a second I thought Costa was good again.
>>64889564
Looking trim and running about like a young animal full of the joys of spring
steve holland such a qt
Hello
Azpi is such a crybaby
fuck tony gale
ASPIE
>>64889842
tears of joy 2bh
DAVE DAVE DAVE DAVE
>>64889842
As long as he scores he can do what he wants
fuck me what a cross
>>64889842
not now
BASQUE IN THE MASK
BASQUE IN THE MASK
BASQUE IN THE MASK
brana is certainly looking better than he was earlier in the season, going forward anyway
why is he wearing a mask now?
>>64889925
>>64889917
>>64889907
He can cry some more t b h
TELL ME ABOUT DAVE WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK
carpet guys are gonna be here in an hour
real cunt of a time to do it when football is on
>>64890007
he's a big guy, for myhill
>Costa pointing
kek
how the fuck is Olsson a premier league footballer?
>>64890137
he looks like discount demichelis
>>64889974
cheekbone fracture or something
>>64890137
He was signed by a team in the premier league to play football
Oscar please
>>64890210
oh shit that looks painful, was that against scunthorpe?
why is he saying "McClane" instead of "McClean"?
is it an homage to Die Hard?
>have worn a personalized adidas chelsea mask
---------------Cech
Iva----Cahill-----Terry---Azpi
--------Rami----Matic
------------Cesc
---------Ba----Torres
only one missing
on my third breakfast
>>64890347
I've heard rumors they want to buy teixeira. I hope to replace oscar
>>64890428
the irish never got the hang of letters and their sounds
>this might be terry's last season
>LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA >LELSEA
Cech would have saved that.
why
lmao
>pedro
>>64890401
Crystal Palace the week before
>dat Pedro's dribbling
Disgustig man
>pedro
>dat space in midfield (>cesc)
Who /oscarout/ here? He's so fucking inconsistent and
>>64883862
this is ridiculous, why does he become suarez all of the sudden. this is not an opportunity that should result in a goal
>>64890525
courtois is taller and he didn't get there so it's impossible that cech would have
>>64890525
Cech just got proper wanked off by Firmemino
>>64890620
been saying it for years
never rated him
CAMPAIGN AGAINST CHELSEA
at least arsenal is losing guys
This defence might take someone more than Stones to fix it up
of course he doesn't send him off
fucking pathetic
need to get that yacob red before ht
otherwise pulis takes him off at ht
>>64890755
I'd rathe ahve someone with more expericence anyway, we already ot zouma, he's fantastic for his age
>Pedro
r8 my TSUUUU lads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fl1ozru5wq
>>64890755
The goal came from a high counter after a Pedro fuck up, it isn't really on the defence imho.
>>64890799
should get Ashley Williams
>>64890752
well thats gone now
>>64890843
Wasn't referring to that. The defence is generally shit.
we are getting this year, aren't we?
>>64890841
nice lungs mate 4,5/5
>>64890873
draw is even better for >us anyway
I know this is a meme at this point but willian would be a goat RB
>>64890917
Fuck off paki paedo
Zouma is a beast
>>64890841
kek
Olsson is a big guy
>>64891174
For you
>>64891103
>english
>calling others pedo
settle down piss baby
>>64890841
wouldtsuuuuwith/10
>>64883862
I hope costa retires at chelsea, I cant imagine them without his banter
>>64891228
signings when papa movic
>>64891262
I hope Costa starts scoring again so his banter has some backing.
>>64891228
>lets see if those adult diapers deliver what they promise
>>64891209
you indians are the worst
Lel @ Costa mad
He's right though.
yeah what a great time to blow the halftime whistle you faggot
nice campaign there
also weird thing is, ref took almost a minute of the extra time to talk to Costa and Olson
then blows at inj time flat
chelsea will win 2-1 anyways. they're the better team. hope remy comes in soon
CAMPAIGN
Why is the ref so anti-Chelsea?
>>64891228
Based motherfucker living the dream.
Blowing before the 3 minutes were up in the middle of an attack, after the ref had stopped play for a minute.
What complete bullshit.
Score?
Didn't Liverpool get given an extra 2-3 minutes of injury time to score against Chelsea?
>>64891553
1-1 la
CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA
>>64891672
LIIIIIIVERPOOL LIIIIIIVERPOOL
UNITED UNITED UNITED
etc.
Kenedy in, pedro out. You're welcome hiddink.
Weird sub desu
>>64891762
wait, what?
>>64891762
Fuck yeah gus
>>64891762
>that flag
>this topic
>>64891762
THIS
H
I
S
>>64890430
VILLAIN NEXT
>>64883862
wait why is kenedy on the pitch now? did pedro go out for him?
>>64892022
yup
he took pedro off because losing the ball in the position he did for the goal is a big no-no
RLC when?
Costa red card imminent
hiddink better bring in remy for costa before he does something actually worth booking him for
just send them both off and get it over with
Fuck sake Costa get up and play
chelsea are vile
>>64892244
i'll get my gran to piss on your gran
yeah sure, put zouma and willian there, thatll surely confuse them regarding who's gonna shoot.....
>pulis gets to bring a player on for someone who has been sent off
Costa's shtick of trying to get players sent off gets pretty wearisome after a while
Costa pls
Why haven't we bought players yet
Smart move to sub Yacob off, the ref would probably only allow him another five fouls before a red.
0 BRITISH FLAGS GENERAL
>>64892310
Local players are shit and overpriced. Foreign ones are cup-tied.
>>64892312
not sure about "smart"
I thought pulis would have taken him off at ht as he was apparantly on last warning then
>>64892310
they probably dont know where to start
where the fuck is hazard when we need him
>>64892328
Just like England.
>>64892453
kek
>>64892443
watching naruto fillers
>>64892443
>0 goals this season
>>64892443
'injured'
Diego should be subbed.
where's the goal coming from?
>>64892534
is injured code for "trying to let big teams forget how shit he is so they pay more"?
>>64892443
In the stands according to sky's Eden Hazard cam
Kenedy might be trying too hard
>>64892565
that's the last thing I want to accuse a chelsea player of at this point.
Tebow spending too much time with costa
wtf is this?
ref has 0 control
>>64892565
it's the classic syndrome of throwing on a youngster in a difficult game who knows he has a rare opportunity to impress and if he doesn't they'll just buy somebody else
>this shitfest
Thanks costa
The players are getting really frustrated, it's not a good sign
costa is playing well and working very hard desu
KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY
KENEDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kenedy holy shit
PRESIDENTIAL GOAL BY KENEDY
JOOHHN FITZGEEERAAALD
>first goal for rlc
>first goal for kenedy
can't believe it
KENEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY KENEDY
IN YOUR FACE OSWALD
>>64883862
OH MY GOD KENEDY!!!!
BASED
OG SCORES AGAIN
Own goal lads
MISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER KEEEEEEEEENEDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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KEEEEEEEEEEENEEEEEEEEEDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
then they go and spoil it all
by doing something stupid
like taking a first goal off a teenager because the defender was pulling him back too much
THANKS OG
kek,why on earth do chelsea get so many own goals . its starting to feel like once every game
>leave it to me
>>64892950
it was a good attempt, he didnt fuck up
>>64892941
It's what happens when you've a team that has lots of attacks but poor finishers
>Matic
ah, here comes the 2015-16 season's bringer of bad luck
>ZUUM
>the state of these flags
lmao
jesus, he could kill someone with that
why did OG get that goal???
>>64893056
yeah, seems like a mini version of your country 2bh
Matic on. Quick park the bus!
>>64893070
Because it was an OG.
>tfw Kenedy scores a fuckin blooter after doubts about his first goal
Come on City, Score.
Arsenal fans will be unbearable if they get a 5 point lead.
>>64893070
He's aiming for Vardy's record.
>>64883862
kenedy should have passed that one. costa might have crossed it for him or make it himself. that wasnt a smart decission
>>64893152
This could be their year for real
>you know realize oscar is still on the pitch
>>64893152
Come on Liverpool, score
much rather
more draws around the table is better too
>>64893193
if arsenal win the league at least everyone will agree that this is a meme season and irrelevant
>>64893174
>He
Tbh i picture OG as a cute 12 year old Christian girl
JUST
>>64893233
I didn't mean in this game...
fucking fuck i hate my life
fuck this season
>le self hating brit man
fucking hell
Fucking hell
>tfw every single time Chelsea play my 13 year old cousin who has aspergers emails me a list of 'diegos wind ups' that are the jokes he think he would say to wind his opponents up
>he says them whenever Costa is shown arguing with an opponent and expects me to as well
Do you think he is funny guys? Getting sick of his shit to be honest
Jesus
how on earth do they shoot so well, that's ridiculous
>>64893313
FUCK OFF KING
1 point was the aim lads, a good match indeed
>still watching Chelsea games after they sacked the team's heart and soul
That was Chelsea's big chance to be 12th, christ.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So who are all of you cunts going to bandwagon next?
>>64893313
>obeslite
>>64893313
please put them in every chelse thread, this is genius
>>64893416
your mum
>>64893366
john terry is the heart and soul 2bh
>>64893416
fuck off, anyone bandwagoning would have left ages ago
>>64893313
>my 13 year old cousin who has aspergers
that's a weird way of saying "I"
They weren't singing about Mourinho when Chelsea were winning.
>>64893416
they're already gone, its just the self loathing chelsea fans now
>>64893313
Kek at Rondon
>>64893416
tbqh this season is a good cleanse for us chelsea fans. weeds out the ones who are just here for the good times.
Poor Matic desu, he was subbed in just to make Chelsea draw
>>64883862
chelsea have another sub dont they? why didnt they bring in remy after the equalizer
Fuck this
top half of the league when
BOOOOOOOOOO
Fire that ref fucking hell.
>>64893693
At least 2 more games.
>>64893693
2016-2017
too bad about the result but the lads played pretty well really. also this Mikel guy is solid. what a discovery
>Costa chomping out again
Quelle fucking surprise
nice finish to this game...
willian makes a foul, ref plays advantage, wba lose ball 15 secs later
then get the foul
>literally no one in the stadium
Leicester scored so Arsenal 2 points ahead
>>64893753
>the lads played pretty well really
Except Matic and Oscar imho. I hope Matic's problem are just because of the mask.
>Chelsea will never ever win back to back games ever again
CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA
>>64893753
Oscar and Pedro were absolute dogshit though.
>>64893822
I need a liverpool equalizer
>>64893894
If there was only someone to replace Oscar in his position. Try Willian maybe.
>>64893828
Oscar has always been inconsistent innit, you take the good with the bad
Matic has been awful all season and I think he's the main reason chelsea are so low down the table. I believe this is because he became more attack minded than the previous season which causes more pressure on the defense that aged another year compared to last season, whereas last year he would hang back more
>>64893894
Pedro is a bit of a flop
>>64893988
Loftus-Cheek can play in Oscar's position although they are different type of players
>>64893949
ayy
>>64893949
lol k
>>64893988
Oscar needs to fuck off permanently though, he's been mediocre for 3+ seasons now.
Chelsea needs to replace him now, he's done nothing to warrant the starting position he's been given.
Also
>Arslel
>>64894065
I don't know, Matic seems so sloppy, so always late, so never in the right place.
>>64893949
ánd there it is
>lesta bubble has burst
>>64894200
>tfw he went from one of the best CDMs in the world to being the second best CDM at Chelsea
>>64894200
i think sports scientists and psychologists will spend the next decade trying to decipher exactly what went wrong, i think they'll make a documentary or a biopic on this season
but matic i think should remain a defensive midfielder only instead of a complete midfielder because when he brings the ball up the pitch he looks like a giraffe working on stilts
but this season everything he did so well last season seems to go wrong. i just don't know anymore, but they should send Matic to wherever Ivanovic went when he was injured because Ivanovic had the same problem but has come back strong since his injury imo
> he didn't stick a fiver on 2-2
easy fucking money, it always ends 2-2. Won a very cheeky £150
>>64894486
>easy fucking money, it always ends 2-2.
so why only 5 and not 50,000?
Under Mourinho it was more depressing but less frustrating, I'm not sure I like it better now.
Chelsea are yet to win consecutive Premier League games in 2015-16.
>>64894726
They'll win the next 2 games.
>>64894562
because I'm not a fucking idiot
>>64894694
It's worse now, mainly cause you actually expect something and get crushed by shit like this.
